Scantily Clad Women? Not in my NFL

by **Sundiata** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:36 am

Alvecia wrote:So I ask you.
Did you find the halftime show to be overtly sinful?

No.

What price would you put on your soul?

None.

Why does America seem to have more prudes per capita than other Western nations?

Protestants lack an overarching ethic that does not relate to work.

by **Unstoppable Empire of Doom** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:51 am

He didnt sue over the wardrobe malfunction?

by **Ifreann** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:53 am

Nuroblav wrote:Doesn't Shakira have a pretty high IQ?

IQ is fake news.

by **Unstoppable Empire of Doom** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:55 am

Ifreann wrote:
Nuroblav wrote:Doesn't Shakira have a pretty high IQ?

IQ is fake news.

Fake news is fake news.

by **Washingtonae** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:55 am

Yes, suing for more money than there is on the entire planet, what could possibly go wrong?

by **LimaUniformNovemberAlpha** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 10:59 am

This has to be a publicity stunt of some kind. No way someone could go to the trouble of planning a lawsuit and genuinely not realize that amount is unrealistic.

by **Ifreann** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:00 am

LimaUniformNovemberAlpha wrote:This has to be a publicity stunt of some kind. No way someone could go to the trouble of planning a lawsuit and genuinely not realize that amount is unrealistic.

Yes, obviously.

by **Klorgia1** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:06 am

Jeez-ass Christ. He's just trying to raise awareness on this "sensitive" issue, right? He has to know that number is insane. At any rate, the idea he actually thinks this matters is amusing.

Humans are sexual, that is our nature. It was a sexy halftime show. Whats funny is many people would take this as a sane, legitimate case if he just had a general statement on culture and morality, and sued for something "small". Instead, he chooses to make himself a point and a punchline.

by **Gormwood** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:08 am

Poor boy won't make it through an XFL game at this rate.

by **LimaUniformNovemberAlpha** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:14 am

Klorgia1 wrote:Jeez-ass Christ. He's just trying to raise awareness on this "sensitive" issue, right? He has to know that number is insane. At any rate, the idea he actually thinks this matters is amusing.

Humans are sexual, that is our nature. It was a sexy halftime show. Whats funny is many people would take this as a sane, legitimate case if he just had a general statement on culture and morality, and sued for something "small". Instead, he chooses to make himself a point and a punchline.

I'm increasingly wondering if he's asking for an unrealistic amount just so he can set someone up to say "unrealistic" so he can say "I'll tell you what's not realistic; expecting males to not be tempted by scantily clad women"! I know I've often said shit I didn't mean to try to trip someone up into saying something to which I already had a tailor-made response.

Any way to find out? Is he waiting for someone high-profile to say it instead of just any random nobody?

by **Ifreann** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:22 am

LimaUniformNovemberAlpha wrote:
Klorgia1 wrote:Jeez-ass Christ. He's just trying to raise awareness on this "sensitive" issue, right? He has to know that number is insane. At any rate, the idea he actually thinks this matters is amusing.

Humans are sexual, that is our nature. It was a sexy halftime show. Whats funny is many people would take this as a sane, legitimate case if he just had a general statement on culture and morality, and sued for something "small". Instead, he chooses to make himself a point and a punchline.

I'm increasingly wondering if he's asking for an unrealistic amount just so he can set someone up to say "unrealistic" so he can say "I'll tell you what's not realistic; expecting males to not be tempted by scantily clad women"! I know I've often said shit I didn't mean to try to trip someone up into saying something to which I already had a tailor-made response.

Any way to find out? Is he waiting for someone high-profile to say it instead of just any random nobody?

He's just doing it to get in the news. He's not arguing on NSG.

by **Farnhamia** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:31 am

Ifreann wrote:Eight hundred and sixty seven

TRILLION

dollars.

That is a level of shenanigan for which my body was not prepared.

That's about ten times the World Gross Product. In other words, there isn't close to that much money in the whole freakin' world.

by **Asle Leopolka** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:34 am

Laughs in Jerry Jones

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:35 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Eight hundred and sixty seven

TRILLION

dollars.

That is a level of shenanigan for which my body was not prepared.

That's about ten times the World Gross Product. In other words, there isn't close to that much money in the whole freakin' world.

So? Dream big.

by **Farnhamia** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:44 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:That's about ten times the World Gross Product. In other words, there isn't close to that much money in the whole freakin' world.

So? Dream big.

I guess. The jury should rule that he has to take possession of the money in cash.

by **HUElavia** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:46 am

Imagine getting so horny that you call a lawyer.

by **Ethel mermania** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:51 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:So? Dream big.

I guess. The jury should rule that he has to take possession of the money in cash.

Exact Change preferably

by **Gormwood** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 11:51 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Eight hundred and sixty seven

TRILLION

dollars.

That is a level of shenanigan for which my body was not prepared.

That's about ten times the World Gross Product. In other words, there isn't close to that much money in the whole freakin' world.

Looks like another graduate of the Doctor Evil School of Accounting and Economics.

by **Bear Stearns** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:11 pm

Honestly, I hope this man succeeds. Bankrupt the NFL.

by **Gormwood** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:14 pm

Bear Stearns wrote:Honestly, I hope this man succeeds. Bankrupt the NFL.

Lost big on the Super Bowl bet did you?

by **Bear Stearns** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:15 pm

Gormwood wrote:
Bear Stearns wrote:Honestly, I hope this man succeeds. Bankrupt the NFL.

Lost big on the Super Bowl bet did you?

No, I don't watch professional football. But I think the NFL is a shitty organization run by shitty people and professional football is really a form of economic grifting. It would please me greatly to see them go bankrupt and to have all those useless sports analysts get real jobs.

by **Cekoviu** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:16 pm

HUElavia wrote:Imagine getting so horny that you call a lawyer.

I mean, if your sexual partner is a lawyer....

by **Cekoviu** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:17 pm

Sundiata wrote:
Alvecia wrote:So I ask you.
Did you find the halftime show to be overtly sinful?
No.
What price would you put on your soul?
None.
Why does America seem to have more prudes per capita than other Western nations?
Protestants lack an overarching ethic that does not relate to work.

So I can have your soul for free, then? Sweet, another one to add to my collection!

by **HUElavia** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:18 pm

Cekoviu wrote:
HUElavia wrote:Imagine getting so horny that you call a lawyer.

I mean, if your sexual partner is a lawyer....

...Then you can do some kinky courtroom roleplay in the bedroom.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Fri Feb 07, 2020 12:21 pm

I thought this said 'Scantily Chad Women' and I was immediately disappointed.

Anyways, NFL deserves to be sued for that. Not because of anything religious, but because the half-time show was a joke. One of the girls just rolled on the beach for a few minutes then called it a costume. smh

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