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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

How to NOT defeat AN

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:49 pm

The opposite of how do you defeat the AN in a war,how do you NOT invade the AN!


No one above me

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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The Union of Federative Soviet Republics
Envoy
 
Posts: 265
Founded: Aug 27, 2018
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby The Union of Federative Soviet Republics » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:50 pm

Send a single T-55 right into their capital.
☭ Победа Родине! ☭

Military March
Party Anthem
☭ да здравствует революция! ☭

Victory Theme
Peace Theme
-Союз Федеративных Советских Республик-
A Marxist-Leninist Democratic Socialist Union
Izvestiya weather program | Moscow - 1°C (Precipitation= 0%, Humidity= 76%, Wind= 11 km/h) Leningrad 2°C (Precipitation= 18%, Humidity= 84%, Wind= 21 km/h)



Baltic Caucasian Male
pro: Marxism-Leninism, Market Socialism, Baltic Independence
anti: Right-of-center, Fascism, Anarchism, Tourists making noise outside my home

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Libertaritaritaritaria
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 12, 2020
Anarchy

Postby Libertaritaritaritaria » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:52 pm

Invade them during winter.

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Of The Free Land of Libertaritaritaritaria

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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2069
Founded: May 18, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Antityranicals » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:56 pm

Declare that if YN succeeds in occupying AN, sex after video games will be banned.
Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
HS student in the USA. Male. XC runner, 17:30 5k, 4:59 mile. I enjoy singing, sushi, eating large quantities of food, and eating large quantities of sushi.

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Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth
Secretary
 
Posts: 35
Founded: Nov 08, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth » Mon Jan 20, 2020 3:56 pm

Send a soldier attacking AN's army with bare fists.
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A slavic union of two technologically medieval nations: Vulgaria and Graznavia living in the other dimension called Bermudinia. One more thing. Don't call me lazy! I just have more important things than NS. And I'm not a furry!
Current year: 2027
News: https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1323193

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Tulenia
Attaché
 
Posts: 75
Founded: Jul 21, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Tulenia » Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:52 pm

mess with their spec ops
yeah i said it
Tulenia is a type 5, level 0 tier 7 nation according to viewtopic.php?f=23&t=363018
We do not use NS Stats, the Population is 560,000,000 and the economy is 15 Trillion Tu$ in GDP (30 trillion american)
the Per capita is 130,000 per person on average
Tulenia is Slavic Romania, the name means People of Peace, ironic considering some things that involve war heh... well anyways i should state that Tulenia is willing to go to war with anyone! so if you want to have a round of punches just telegram me
GLORY TO TULENIA!

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Montevento
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Posts: 42
Founded: Jul 12, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Montevento » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:35 pm

Send our military band playing our national anthem to their capital

SERENISSIMA REPUBBLICA DI MONTEVENTO
An Italian colony in South America formed after the Thornton Expedition of 1608


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Lanorth
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Posts: 811
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Lanorth » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:38 pm

Use one armoured vehicle, drive into a ditch and just stay still.
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Si te potest non movere Caelum, et ego resuscitabo Inferni et in Terra.

Every empire, no matter what ideology, purpose and no matter what they have done, shall fall. Every empire will reach it's peak and every empire has it's time. Though what is dead can become reborn and can live again, in the hands of a believer and his followers.

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Lanorth
Diplomat
 
Posts: 811
Founded: Oct 22, 2018
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Lanorth » Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:41 pm

No idea why it posted twice, sorry about that.
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Si te potest non movere Caelum, et ego resuscitabo Inferni et in Terra.

Every empire, no matter what ideology, purpose and no matter what they have done, shall fall. Every empire will reach it's peak and every empire has it's time. Though what is dead can become reborn and can live again, in the hands of a believer and his followers.

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Coryanhafflaruda
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Posts: 163
Founded: Jan 24, 2019
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Coryanhafflaruda » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:29 pm

Rush 'em with MT pistols

The Utopian Empire of Coryana
A FT Nation, home to a lot of diverse alien species.
Coryana is a hivemind multiversal Utopia
If you have a problem or a suggestion for my nation's lore please telegram me :)

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Onfande
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Onfande » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:32 pm

Send over a single propeller plane with an army band in it.
The forum is a nice place.

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The united American-Isreali empire
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 425
Founded: Apr 09, 2019
Capitalist Paradise

Postby The united American-Isreali empire » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:48 pm

try to invade em with a minor task force.

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Gladesville
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gladesville » Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:50 pm

Crash an American Airlines airplane into a major building. Gives you the shock factor, but it'd take too long.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Mageek
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Jan 10, 2017
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Mageek » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:48 pm

Bomb their forests - they'd nuke you back for damaging the environment
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The-Sith-Empire
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 4
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The-Sith-Empire » Mon Jan 20, 2020 9:55 pm

Sending armed citizens instead of a real army.
"The Sith are masters of the Galaxy. No-one, not even the Jedi can surpass our power."-Darth Nox.
The Sith Empire is one of many Star Wars nations, it is based off the Sith Empire from the popular online RPG known as "Star Wars: The Old Republic", we are in no way connected to the Galactic Empire as seen in the original trilogy.
We must also inform you that we do not use NS-Stats, as we are a spacefaring nation that rules part of a galaxy, those stats would not mesh together with our lore.

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Greater Cosmicium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:05 pm

Send in a single Jedi into one of their inhabited planets.
In a Cosmicium without Valixor, four factions scramble for control of the Empire...
The Khaazai Federation now has its own nation!
Like Cosmicium, we do not use NS stats.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT
A 1 civilization
, according to this index.
Greater Cosmicium Military Hub (WIP)

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Nouveau Quebecois
Diplomat
 
Posts: 979
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nouveau Quebecois » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:06 pm

Have an army that is anything less then Modern.
.Vive le Québec Libre.
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New Quebec State
Quebecwave | The Francosphère Council | [Q&A] | Winter Festival RP
A theocratic republic dedicated to God himself, seated in the Francophone heart of North America. NS Stats still in the trunk.
"Je me souviens, que né sous le lys, je croîs sous la croix." | "I remember, that born under the lily, I grew under the cross."
 = The Montreal Gazette - Feburary 1995: [...] Armed Student's Unions seizes Saint-Pacôme Municipality and Local Police armouries in day-long uprising. Agreement reached with the National Assembly provided the National Youth Vanguard is recognised as a legitimate political party. Experts predict a new era of nationalistic youth empowerment in Quebec [...] 

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Onfande
Secretary
 
Posts: 29
Founded: Nov 06, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Onfande » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:08 pm

Sending desert-fitted troops into the tundra.
The forum is a nice place.

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Tarkvald
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 05, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Tarkvald » Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:45 pm

Have anything less than 14 million troops.

(That massive disparity between the standing army and the conscript army is wack, yo.)
Aвanxarda Rєpyвlica Tarcвalda
Avangárda Repuvlika Tarkválda
Vanguard Republic of Tarkvald

Tarkvald is basically a "fan-fic" nation set in the world of Foxhole. That means this nation is set sometime in the world wars era.
You should read my factbooks to get an idea of what's going on here. Don't worry, they're not that long.
NS stats limit creativity and are inherently unfair to newer nations. I never use them.

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:32 pm

Send just 2 people with only guns
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Quote Of The Week: yes but no, no but yes
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

I’ve literally haven’t seen any slime rancher nations ever on here, seen even ksp nations looking at an rp I forgot the name of lol

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Gladesville
Secretary
 
Posts: 40
Founded: Sep 29, 2019
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Gladesville » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:59 am

Inflict Poison Gas on the poor. Works for a while, but then their universal healthcare will fix them back up. And once they do, they become another potential soldier.
One of the few nation's with a frightening economy, without a single car. One of the most developed nations, but our government is corrupt as fridge. Tourist hot-spot, but the ruler Vindalbal II refuses to even put basic footwear on. Environmentalist, Nationalist, Vincaracist, Gladesville.
Reaches about 0.16695572432 on the Greenness Index.

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Greater Cosmicium
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Mar 29, 2018
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Greater Cosmicium » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:47 am

Be a country with military NS stats lower than them. That applies until they make a proper military factbook instead of judging everyone else by their NS stats (even those that explicitly don't use them).
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In a Cosmicium without Valixor, four factions scramble for control of the Empire...
The Khaazai Federation now has its own nation!
Like Cosmicium, we do not use NS stats.
IC Year: 72917 N.A. / 1,072,917 C.E. | Tech Level: FFT
A 1 civilization
, according to this index.
Greater Cosmicium Military Hub (WIP)

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Skyhooked
Senator
 
Posts: 3808
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:54 am

Load shotguns with birdshots and other guns with top shelf hollow point ammunition! Shoot em' alot at center of mass of those power armor suits!
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=1

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: Due to Coronavirus, there is 75% discount on Green Refresher MK2 stimpaks. Those thingies do help agaisnt this shit. And if ya' got the virus, we gonna provide one for free.


Refreshing News:
Okay dudes! War with Rapture will be delayed until further notice! Or may not even happen at all! Yegla Islands have exceeded themselves at peacekeeping and that's why they are awesome! Still, we gonna kick asses of oppressors in South Reinkalistan. Directly or not.

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Tsukitai
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Jan 23, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Tsukitai » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:59 am

Send your soldiers in without training in Guerrilla Warfare, and assume the populace is docile and harmless. Observe, as Skyhooked makes the Vietnam War look like a joke.
A heavily Touhou-inspired nation. I'd rather not use NS Stats if it can be avoided.
Lore actively evolves as time goes on. Leaders change, territories change, etc.

Current Empress: Matsuki Tsukihime I

2nd Cycle, 1971
Tsukitai Army Corps gearing up for off-world military exercise on Mars. 6th Squad Female Rabbits claim strong excitement.|Newest Fusion Reactor believed to be controlled by AI was actually controlled by three legged crow. Scientists baffled.| Strikecraft Carrier Reisen II just finished maiden voyage, big festival planned on open carrier deck. Everyone is invited.

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Antityranicals
Minister
 
Posts: 2069
Founded: May 18, 2019
Anarchy

Postby Antityranicals » Tue Jan 28, 2020 8:09 am

Try to get there on watercraft.
Compass: Right: 9.94, Libertarian: -5.84
Catholic Libertarian. Gov't has no authority, all authority is from God. God grants us free will, gov't should not infringe upon it. Legislating morality is wrong. Only exception is protecting rights to life, liberty, and property. Abortion is killing an infant, one of the few things gov't should prevent. Pro-Trump, he's been an effective weapon against real enemies of freedom: The Left, but I wish he were more for free trade, more against deficits. Unrestrained capitalism is a great thing; it does wonders for standards of living of everyone, especially the poor.
HS student in the USA. Male. XC runner, 17:30 5k, 4:59 mile. I enjoy singing, sushi, eating large quantities of food, and eating large quantities of sushi.

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