[ACCEPTED; #1494] A Minor Political Problem

[Sacara]

[Name] A Minor Political Problem
[Desc] After the conclusion of the latest election cycle, it was discovered half of the campaign funds a member from your party raised while running for parliament came from donations made by children.
[Validity] is a democracy

[option] "It's just sick to think people are okay with preying on our nation's youth," bemoans one of the parents whose child donated to the campaign in question. "I was getting suspicious when my son kept asking me for money every day, and now I figure out he was giving it away to some rotten politician! These young folks can't even vote yet, and these greedy politicians are already taking money from them. Please, you have to kick this person out of parliament, and going forward candidates should be banned from taking money out of the hands of our innocent children!"
[effect] politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children

[option] "I really don't see a problem with what I did here. Are they not @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, too?" asks the MP at the center of the debate, wearing a t-shirt with a skull on it and holding a skateboard over their shoulder. "I love listening to the young people of @@NAME@@, and they just happen to resonate with my message. Don't ya know there are some very smart kids who want to get involved already? Besides, it's not like I'm forcing them to do anything. It should be their decision as to how they choose to spend their money, not the government's."
[effect] politicians can be seen taking candy from babies

[option] "I don't know about you, but I view this demographic as an untapped gold mine!" excitedly announces your chief election strategist, preparing several colorful goody bags. "Our guy was onto something big here. Not literally, as kids are small, but something that will certainly help us out in a big way. What if we do allow children to vote? Then, we could start campaigning at schools all across @@NAME@@, filling our youth with promises of ice cream and toys if they vote for us. I can see it already, @@LEADER@@; we'll win in a landslide!"
[effect] the little guy plays a big role in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics

[Candlewhisper Archive]

Amusing, but quite "out there". Is there a real life precedent you're basing this on? I know that in the US at least, minors can't donate.

[Sacara]

Amusing, but quite "out there". Is there a real life precedent you're basing this on?

Honestly, there is no precedent this is based off of. However, I came up with the idea after doing some researching campaign finance laws in the United States and found that minors can donate, even if they are not allowed to vote. Then, my mind somehow created this crazy scenario of a politician potentially receiving large amounts of money from minors, and I wrote this issue.

EDIT: I didn't see your edit in time, but yes in the United States minors can donate.

[Candlewhisper Archive]

Lots of different types of candidates in the US, but this page suggests that children can't donate to federal candidates:

https://www.fec.gov/help-candidates-and ... ontribute/

[Candlewhisper Archive]

Oh, I misread it.

Subject to limitations, gotcha.

[Sacara]

Oh, I misread it.

Subject to limitations, gotcha.

Haha, yep. The campaign finance laws in the United States are really confusing, especially considering Citizens United v. FEC.

Hopefully this isn't too far out there, though, to make a good issue.

[Candlewhisper Archive]

[effect] teenagers feel even more voiceless in @@NAME@@

Even more voiceless than what? The effect line won't make much sense on a nation front page.

[effect] politicians can be seen literally taking candy from babies

Good line! I'd lose "literally" though.

[Socio Polor]

This is great Sacara! the only thing I would do is for the last effect line to remove "elementary" sense it's targeting all students, simple suggestion, though you could leave it. All in all, good luck!

[Makdon]

This is great Sacara! the only thing I would do is for the last effect line to remove "elementary" sense it's targeting all students, simple suggestion, though you could leave it. All in all, good luck!

I think it's for the comedic effect

[Trotterdam]

I wouldn't expect most children to have enough money to make a meaningful difference.

[Candensia]

I just had a quick idea for the first effect line.

[effect] - it's seen as a conflict of interest for politicians to accept birthday presents from their kids

[Lelscrep]

I wouldn't expect most children to have enough money to make a meaningful difference.

Option one has an example of a child asking for money from their parents, I assume it would be along those lines.

[Australian rePublic]

Was this child Greta Thunburg?

[Sacara]

[effect] politicians can be seen literally taking candy from babies

Good line! I'd lose "literally" though.

I literally removed 'literally.'

This is great Sacara! the only thing I would do is for the last effect line to remove "elementary" sense it's targeting all students, simple suggestion, though you could leave it. All in all, good luck!

As Makdon said, it's more for comedic effect. I'll keep it as is, but thanks for the suggestion!

I just had a quick idea for the first effect line.

[effect] - it's seen as a conflict of interest for politicians to accept birthday presents from their kids

I adopted this in its entirety. Thanks Candensia!

I wouldn't expect most children to have enough money to make a meaningful difference.

As Leiscrep pointed out, that is why I added a tidbit in option one. In addition, if there are a lot of children donating even a few bucks, it begins to add up.

Was this child Greta Thunburg?

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All in all, I completely replaced option one's effect line and slightly altered option two's effect line. Thanks everyone for the suggestions so far, and I would like to hear more.

[Candlewhisper Archive]

A nod to Greta in one of the options would be a good reference, I think.

[The JELLEAIN Republic]

What if instead you say how teachers dedicate an entire unit to teaching them who to vote for...

[Australian rePublic]

How much did the child give, how old was the child, and where did he/she get it from? There's a difference between a working 16 y/o who used part of $50 from his wages, vs. A 10 y/o raking up a $10000 credit card debt for his/her parents

[Bears Armed]

There's at least one existing issue that lets you give children the right to vote, and IIRC the right to stand for election. Maybe if you've done that, and it's tracked, this should influence the situation? At the very least, perhaps candidates who are children should be able to receive donations from children even if adult candidates can't?

[Sacara]

There's at least one existing issue that lets you give children the right to vote, and IIRC the right to stand for election. Maybe if you've done that, and it's tracked, this should influence the situation? At the very least, perhaps candidates who are children should be able to receive donations from children even if adult candidates can't?

Hm... that seems like a good idea for a direct follow up to that issue, though I think it would be a stretch tying it to this premise.

Still accepting feedback!

[Sacara]

Also feel this one is nearing the submission point. Going to leave up for a few more days to get feedback, though.

[Candlewhisper Archive]

Free ice cream seems a bit counterproductive, as it'll cost money. Maybe "tell the schools to give free ice cream to".

[Sacara]

I think I am going to submit this draft for the issue contest.

After over a year of letting it sit around, I've updated it considerably. Please let me know what you think!

[Candensia]

I like it, Sacara.

My only suggestion at present would be to continue to sharpen wordings as necessary.

[Daarwyrth]

politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children

I like the implication of this, but perhaps the punchline could be a little sharper. Perhaps "children are left in tears as parents reject reject gifts with abject horror"? Maybe you'll think of something better but the current effect line is of course already good!

Are they not @@DEMONYM@@, too?"

I believe this should be @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@

politicians can be seen taking candy from babies

Perhaps a slight rephrase to "politicians taking candy from babies is a common sight these days"?

Very cleverly written issue and great topic! I really like it

[Sacara]

Made some changes and submitted this for the contest. Cheers.