by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:45 am
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Atlantarctica » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:48 am
by Asle Leopolka » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:48 am
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:50 am
Asle Leopolka wrote:Yes - Amy Schumer.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Vassenor » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:51 am
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:55 am
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Chernoslavia » Tue Jan 14, 2020 10:57 am
by United Muscovite Nations » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:00 am
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:06 am
by Gormwood » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:15 am
by Asle Leopolka » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:18 am
by Farnhamia » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:21 am
Ethel mermania wrote:Most people who think they are funny aren't. Comedy is a craft.
by Gormwood » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:28 am
Asle Leopolka wrote:Gormwood wrote:Must be doing something right if people keep bringing her up.
Other people are doing stuff right, she just steals it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:42 am
United Muscovite Nations wrote:Yes, I've met them. The key though is to be funny all the time. Or be handsome, in which case they'll laugh with you even if your jokes suck.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Valentine Z » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:46 am
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by VoVoDoCo » Tue Jan 14, 2020 11:48 am
by Farnhamia » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:01 pm
Gormwood wrote:Asle Leopolka wrote:Other people are doing stuff right, she just steals it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0
Someone'll sue her and she'll fade to obscurity like whatshisname.
One day Milton Berle and Henny Youngman were listening to Joey Bishop tell a particularly funny gag. “Gee, I wish I said that,” Berle whispered. “Don’t worry, Milton, [said Henny,] you will.”
by Rainbowsix » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:03 pm
by Rojava Free State » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:04 pm
Valentine Z wrote:Tragedy is when I stubbed my toe. Comedy is when you fell down the stairs and broke your femur.
Rojava Free State wrote:Listen yall. I'm only gonna say it once but I want you to remember it. This ain't a world fit for good men. It seems like you gotta be monstrous just to make it. Gotta have a little bit of darkness within you just to survive. You gotta stoop low everyday it seems like. Stoop all the way down to the devil in these times. And then one day you look in the mirror and you realize that you ain't you anymore. You're just another monster, and thanks to your actions, someone else will eventually become as warped and twisted as you. Never forget that the best of us are just the best of a bad lot. Being at the top of a pile of feces doesn't make you anything but shit like the rest. Never forget that.
by Victorious Decepticons » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:11 pm
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.
The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.
by Ethel mermania » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:15 pm
Farnhamia wrote:Gormwood wrote:Someone'll sue her and she'll fade to obscurity like whatshisname.
Supposedly ...One day Milton Berle and Henny Youngman were listening to Joey Bishop tell a particularly funny gag. “Gee, I wish I said that,” Berle whispered. “Don’t worry, Milton, [said Henny,] you will.”
Stealing jokes and funny bits is an age-old tradition.
by Cappuccina » Tue Jan 14, 2020 12:28 pm
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