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by TURTLESHROOM II » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:43 pm
DRY DRY DIGEST
INTERNAL AFFAIRS: Deputy Ruled to Have Dragged Suicidal Chimera Behind a Truck In Chaibn
• ASTRONOMONOV VILLAGE, DRY DRY DIGEST
Today, the Noble Committee of Constabulary Purity (NCCP) of the Astronomonov Municipal Police Administration District issued its findings in the bizarre suicide case of a chimera that allegedly committed arson, bank robbery, and murder.
The official story reported by the police at the time stated that, during the course of his attempted suicide, the cat boy wrapped a chain around his neck and flattened a cotton field that was then torn by the treads of a police truck.
"After careful review of the incident, the Noble Committee has ruled that the senior officer, Sheriff Deputy Ishmael Olstya, misreported the suicide ritual of the chimera in order to hide the fact that he bound the alleged arsonist, murderer, and bank robber to the trailer hitch of his truck and dragged him through the cotton fields prior to his death."
The Astronomonov municipal NCCP ruled unanimously that Deputy Olstya's act of lying to reporters and police hierarchy necessitated immediate disciplinary action.
Deputy Olstya was ordered to compensate the farmer for the damage sustained to his fields, land, and infrastructure from his own pocket. Deputy Olstya was then put on unpaid administrative leave for six months and has formally been confined to desk jockey duty for the next two years.
To prevent this incident from happening again, Deputy Olstya's partner has been reassigned after being put on three weeks of paid leave and a redaction of his Christmas Bonus. Deputy Olstya will be presented with a new partner that is expected to keep watch on him.
Deputy Olstya has also been ordered to submit a handwritten, eight thousand word essay to the general public explaining that his acts were wrong, apologizing for tarnishing the image of the police, and admitting dishonorable conduct to the alleged murderous chimera. He will be made to tell the true story of what, how, and why he enacted punitive force on the chimera.
Under TurtleShroomian law, policemen committing unnecessary violence to an active and dangerous suspect that is visibly and clearly in the course of committing a violent crime, in the presence of two or more witnesses, is not a criminal offense. This is known under TurtleShroomian law as "punitive force" and is a valid defense in court; use of punitive force against alleged nonviolent offenders is a criminal offense and is also grounds for mandatory termination of employment. Intentionally using punitive force against an individual that the officer knows is innocent is a criminal offense punishable by up to sixty years in prison.
Lying to authorities, however, is a crime. Authorities lying to themselves are punished based on the situation and context; the discipline meted out can be anything from intra-agency discipline all the way up to actually having charges pressed
Planting evidence to frame or fabricate charges is punishable, at maximum, by death. As no evidence was fabricated in the course of Deputy Olstya's lie, this was not the case.
In accordance with TurtleShroomian law, all imperial, parishional, amalgamated, municipal, and local police forces are required to have a Noble Committee of Constabulary Purity to oversee internal affairs and check for police misconduct.
-DRY DRY DIGEST
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by The Ctan » Sat May 21, 2022 3:21 pm
To Cletus Breeki, Sheriff’s Deputy, Felix Township
We saw you with that whip.
We will continue to watch you.
Remember the Dark Harvest? We do.
There were slave trains and whips there too.
Remember how the people who thought they would get away with it were hanged by the Turtleshroom government to try and appease our wrath?
We have our eyes on you, we know your name, we know where you live.
The rope may not be the worst thing you have to fear. We do not respect the sovereignty of ‘nations’ that perform genocide, ethnic cleansing, or who place people in ghettos.
In Vorradia when we liberated their labour camps, we put the guards into the industrial machines and left the machines running until the guards were mangled and their ruined bodies died.
In New Freedomstan when we liberated their gulags, we told the inmates to point out those few guards who showed compassion to them. They were spared. The rest were eaten alive by gryphons.
Today our troops land in the Dragon States, where they have taken away the guards of soul-harvest abattoirs to the far world of Dhol, where they shall know only want and privation and live as beasts to be hunted in the ancient rites of the Novokh, the comfort of the Flayed Ones and the satiation of those whose nature is to devour the living flesh of sapients and who must restrain themselves to those who have earned such a fate.
Like you.
Tomorrow it may be your turn, if this continues. Your badge will not shield you. All of those men had badges.
In our prisoner of war camps still are those few thousands who were retained after the Dark Harvest, and whom we have never released. You have been paired with one of them, and they have been given your details. Every time we see you snap the whip, or it is reported to us, we will strike them with it. Every time you strike one of your captives with the whip, your partner will be lashed three times. Should you wound the prisoners, your partner will be served more harshly. Should you kill, your partner’s life is forfeit.
Some of your companions have been given a letter that invites them to report more moral outrages committed by you and your comrades to us. You have not been chosen to be a data cooperator, and will earn no special consideration. If your people - even people you have not met - continue to escalate this oppression, you will be sought for punishment. Only the mercy of your victims would allow you to be spared.
Some of your comrades have been sent letters, like you. Some have not, and some will likely cooperate with us. Tell your comrades, show this letter to your superiors, it will not matter, you are all being watched.
Should you be rare enough to be insensible to fear, consider the faith your people profess, and the words of wisdom in your scripture: Ecclesiastes 3:17-21. The claim that you presume that you are ensouled and that others are not is vanity, the oppressions you inflict are unjust.
You will be called out to another train soon, I’m sure. Pick up your whip. Think of all you have been told when you carry it.
We will see you there.
Geoffrey ita Xonthar
Commissioner of Turtleshroomian Affairs
Great Civilization Diplomatic Service
An Open Letter to the Kings of Turtleshroom,
You have again turned to oppression. You have never let oppression leave your hearts.
We know why you love to oppress so much. Your people desire to feel that they are better and more deserving than others, no matter how wretched or ‘humble’ they are they can look down on their neighbour and see that his misery is worse.
You oppress beastlings for the simple nature of their being, because you are afraid of them and you feel entitled to supremacy, which you feel must be exercised in cruelty. We know this because we were once as you are now, and our crimes were beyond easy counting.
We have renounced oppression, and we stand for the oppressed in penance of the countless wrongs we have done. You were given the chance to renounce oppression, but you have instead chosen a new victim in the false belief that we would find your deeds.
Your scripture says “go and sin no more.” Once more you are hypocrites. Once more you have fallen short of the standards of civilised nations, in Valkia and in the wider world.
I hear now your whataboutist pleas, you need not reply with them, that there are worse than you, that you are ‘only’ deporting people to a ghetto, that this time, you are not inflicting genocide. That your religious expression justifies the persecution of people you believe are unclean.
You were spared the full measure of justice in the Dark Harvest campaign, and now you have chosen a new minority to repress.
By the authority granted to us in the Treaty of Gerry we will be altering the formulation and patrol routes of our Treaty Compliance Navigators, colloquially known as the ‘Death Squads.’ They will now visit Nekoland, and the transports to Nekoland, and other Neko areas within your nation. They will now be composed of necrons from my command as well as private contractors.
They will inspect the Nekoland trains for sapient equines.
They will inspect Nekoland for sapient equines.
They will inspect other Neko ghettos for sapient equines.
They will inspect any other place we see fit for sapient equines.
Who knows where you might be hiding sapient equines? Surely in these places of privation and want you have created.
While they are present they may, in passing, allow Nekos to become aware that they have the inalienable right to travel where they wish. Our Treaty Compliance Navigators may at times travel with additional transport available, such as may allow nekos to leave with them if they please, for instance the Monoliths under my command integrate a Gate of Eternity, a long range teleportation portal. They may also tell them of lands such as Hiluxia, Catedonia, Miauku and many others where Nekos rule, or of Crystal Spires, of Menelmacar and our own lands where the form of a being’s birth is not judged.
You Turtleshroomers will of course, object, and protest, that this is overreach and that Nekos are not protected by the Treaty of Gerry, and that these inspections are compliant with the letter of the treaty but not its intent. You who named Gerry for your own practices of maliciously abusing the legal text will only deepen your hypocrisy by these objections, but you may, if you wish, grieve against this to the full council of the Treaty of Gerry, viz. the representatives of Menelmacar and the Greater Pony Herd alongside ourselves. We will above by any decision entered into by the full council.
Should we find evidence of genocide to prevent the Nekos freely travelling from your land, then we will bring you - and by this I mean you the kings personally - and those who serve you, to account as we have always done since Mephet’ran issued the Proclamation of Ruti-Asar and we followed him to strive against oppression and cruelty wherever it may be found.
I trust our meaning is clear,
Cyash ita Thurasid
Great Civilization Conflict Service
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