[Name] A Minor Political Problem
[Desc] After the conclusion of the latest election cycle, it was discovered half of the campaign funds a member from your party raised while running for parliament came from donations made by children.
[Validity] is a democracy
[option] "It's just sick to think people are okay with preying on our nation's youth," bemoans one of the parents whose child donated to the campaign in question. "I was getting suspicious when my son kept asking me for money every day, and now I figure out he was giving it away to some rotten politician! These young folks can't even vote yet, and these greedy politicians are already taking money from them. Please, you have to kick this person out of parliament, and going forward candidates should be banned from taking money out of the hands of our innocent children!"
[effect] politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children
[option] "I really don't see a problem with what I did here. Are they not @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@, too?" asks the MP at the center of the debate, wearing a t-shirt with a skull on it and holding a skateboard over their shoulder. "I love listening to the young people of @@NAME@@, and they just happen to resonate with my message. Don't ya know there are some very smart kids who want to get involved already? Besides, it's not like I'm forcing them to do anything. It should be their decision as to how they choose to spend their money, not the government's."
[effect] politicians can be seen taking candy from babies
[option] "I don't know about you, but I view this demographic as an untapped gold mine!" excitedly announces your chief election strategist, preparing several colorful goody bags. "Our guy was onto something big here. Not literally, as kids are small, but something that will certainly help us out in a big way. What if we do allow children to vote? Then, we could start campaigning at schools all across @@NAME@@, filling our youth with promises of ice cream and toys if they vote for us. I can see it already, @@LEADER@@; we'll win in a landslide!"
[effect] the little guy plays a big role in @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ politics