while looking for dad last time i met this nice fat man in lazarus and he wasnt raid point yet but he was becoming raid point and he was very nice to me and gave me a carpet to sleep on and some good (if cooked) food to eat and he was much nicer to me than all the meaniebutts and also birds (especially owls) that i saw all over the place and that was nice so i think the world assembly should say that treadwellia is really nice especially to wolves
this is my first try at this and im probably not good at this yet but i can learn (i raided 6 gcrs so im a quick learner) and also i think the sc will probably help me with this draft and also do these halls have food because im starving after writing so much
draft 2:
the world assembly,
observing that treadwellia has been led by the nice fat man tubbius and his nice fat lady wife for many years,
amazed at the massive amounts of tasty food (not just vegetarian) that treadwellia has in its storage and also amazed at just how much the nice fat man and the nice fat lady can eat (its impressive),
thankful for the inclusion of many dead animals in their cuisine which is very helpful for the development of small carnivores especially wolf cubs,
reminiscing over the rise of treadwellia as a paragon of being a lazarus native after much of lazarus was beaten up by a commie wolf raid,
noting how treadwellia took over being the celebrated raid point of lazarus after imkiville who took it from the commie wolves went away (the weird bird lady that was running imkiville is the least meaniebutt bird ever unlike all the stupid owls that live in altinsane),
impressed by how benevolent and wholesome treadwellia has been as raid point of lazarus and also allowed and encouraged democratic reforms in lazarus (something not all raid points allow but its because the nice fat man is so nice) and also an increase in activity especially in making food,
admiring how the nice fat man has always been very generous with giving the delicious food and also giving a carpet to sleep on especially to young impressionable canines looking for their parent,
impressed by treadwellia not being bothered too much by the sounds that some young animals make especially AROO*yelp*,
hereby commends treadwellia