CHANGE THE CHANNEL

[Gladesville]

"Two shots, of vodka, *intensive pouring*"

Changes Channel

[Strahcoin]

"...the assassination of the Iranian commander could quickly escalate to another world war-"

*Changes channel, not worried at all about the hypothetical WW3*

[Tulenia]

how do i put this peter pickler, you are a homosexual crab

*changes channel*

[Serbia-Macedonia]

Hello everybody! I'm Tina Fey and Welcome to....*pause for a few seconds*

*Crowd shouts*

MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE!

*Contestants go silent*


*Changes Channel*

[Diarcesia]

Hello everybody! I'm Tina Fey and Welcome to....*pause for a few seconds*

*Crowd shouts*

MEET YOUR SECOND WIFE!

*Contestants go silent*


*Changes Channel*

"Next, I want you to change your handbags..."

*Changes Chanel*

[Tulenia]

now we see the forum 7 browser in their natural habitat

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"Fish dons his gay apparel. Alphonse buys him an up-to-date calendar."

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Yo man what you doing?"
"His vocals are mediocre. I'm fixing it."
"Hey man what the fuck you put the autotune to 500% and you put trap sounds over it."
"But it sounds cooler. Listen to it."
"Man that ain't right. I thought we doing real music."
"This is real. Everyone uses autotune and.."

*changes channel*

[2020 AD]

Aaron Rodgers: Who do you think you are? Get the HELL out of my locker!

State Farm Rep: But, but ...I love the smell of your unmentionables, please let me...

*CHANGES CHANNEL*

[Gladesville]

"There is no way that I...
"GET ON THE TRIKE!"

Changes the channel

[West Leas Oros 2]

"Your next line is 'ew you watch JoJo? That show is gay', TOYU"

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"Previously on Alphonse and Fish... Alphonse wanted to be a longshoreman but Fish said he was too short. Alphonse got a job as a shortshoreman but he quit when he discovered that there was lifting involved...."

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

"Can we at stop at nacho Bueno?"
"We have to stop dr drake first."
"They got the new nacho supreme. It has sour cream, beans, diced tomatoes, cilantro, onions, hot sauce, guacamole, chopped chicken, and chips..."

*changes channel*

[B o r o v a n]

Commander Feyward:"Jake can you name a raider military?"
Jake: "The Roman Empire"
Commander Feyward:"The Roman Empire does not even exist."
Jake:"The United States of America!"
Commander Feyward: "What the heck is a United States of America?!!"
Jake: "it's where the trump boys gonna goes nuke Iran and TAKE THEIR OIL!!"
Commander Feyward: "Real life not fiction."
Jake: "Den!
Commander Feyward: "Removed by police officers." Looking like a guy from a sitcom being exhausted.
Commander Feyward: "Nevermind, ok folks we need to go liberate Confederation of Allied States. The black hawks, Osiris, the west pacific, Lazarus,and lone wolves United are taking over. It's a tall order but..."
Jake Lexus: "No fuck you I wanna sleep." Throws pie at Commander Feyward.
Commander Feyward: "ok-"
All the other soldiers starts throwing pies.
Commander Feyward is covered in pie.

*changes channel*

[Ubekibekibekibekistanstan]

“I command you to serenade the king of the elves.”

*changes channel*

[West Leas Oros 2]

Welcome to the Ten Hour Default Dance Channel, where the best dances come by default!

*changes channel*

[Ther Sul Citzpacia]

/insomniacs channel id in corner of screen/

9999....that's 10,000 sheep.... 10001.....10002...

#changes channel#

[B o r o v a n]

"Where's my pizza?"
"This is the pizza."
"No this isn't even hot!"

*changes channel*

[The Aziran Islands]

We now return to Goat and Horse: A Television Program In Which A Goat And Also A Horse Experience Goat-related Experiences In Addition To Horse-Related Experiences.

[Diarcesia]

We now return to Goat and Horse: A Television Program In Which A Goat And Also A Horse Experience Goat-related Experiences In Addition To Horse-Related Experiences.

"What if I told you there was a way to get rid of the man? Would you take my word for it that the idea is pretty much the same as the one used in the movie? Well...maybe. But... what if I told you there was a way to get rid of the horse as well?"

*changes channel*

[Fatatatutti]

"Fish measures his bowl to see if he has room for an elephant.... Alphonse mistakes Fish's bowl for a casserole dish and puts him in the oven for an hour...."

*changes channel*

[Stiltball]

I'd have watched- Is it a series?

/skip/

[Guaylandia]

The battle station is heavily shielded
But a small one man fighter
Should be able to penetrate
An analysis of the plans demonstrates
A weakness, a weakness
In defense, in defense
You're required to maneuver straight down this trench
The target area is only two meters wide
A small exhaust pipe
The shaft leads to the reactor
May The Force be with you, man your ships
Use proton torpedos, make a precise hit
That's impossible
It's not impossible

But I was going to Tosche, Tosche Station
Tosche, Tosche Station

*Changes channel*

[Antityranicals]

"My Little Pony, My Little..."

*Changes channel*

[Gladesville]

An intense, NSFW moan erupts from the speaker.

Bounce outta dat suff