Title: Weapons of Moss Destruction
Description: Due to a lack of more important news, a small legal case has become the talk of @@NAME@@. @@RANDOMNAME@@ has been a yard worker all @@HIS@@ life, and has come down with a terrible and obscure case of cancer. @@HE@@ blames it on Flora Flattener, a common herbicide with seemingly deadly side effects. After the court ruled in favor of the company, protesters have taken up the cause, and many wish for new legislation.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME1@@ pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of evidence or whatever else it is that judge wanted”
Effect: People often throw themselves in front of buses in hopes of becoming millionaires.
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Flora Flattener, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “However, a bit of work could be done to improve safety, with the help of some government subsidies, of course.”
Effect: Companies make their products deadly so they can get “research” funds.
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: @@NATION@@ is now free of capitalism and good gardens
Description: Due to a lack of more important news, a small legal case has become the talk of @@NAME@@. @@RANDOMNAME@@ has been a yard worker all @@HIS@@ life, and has come down with a terrible and obscure case of cancer. @@HE@@ blames it on Flora Flattener, a common herbicide with seemingly deadly side effects. After the court ruled in favor of the company, protesters have taken up the cause, and many wish for new legislation.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME1@@ pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of evidence or whatever else it is that judge wanted”
Effect: People often throw themselves in front of buses in hopes of becoming millionaires.
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Flora Flattener, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “However, a bit of work could be done to improve safety, with the help of some government subsidies, of course.”
Effect: Companies make their products deadly so they can get “research” funds.
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: @@NATION@@ is now free of capitalism and good gardens
Title: Weapons of Moss Destruction
Description: Due to a lack of more important news, a small legal case has become the talk of @@NAME@@. @@RANDOMNAME@@ has been a yard worker all @@HIS@@ life, and has come down with a terrible and obscure case of cancer. @@HE@@ blames it on Flora Flattener, a common herbicide with seemingly deadly side effects. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to the absence of solid medical evidence, protesters have taken up the cause, and many wish for new legislation.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME1@@ pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of all the rules”
Effect: People often throw themselves in front of buses in hopes of becoming millionaires.
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Flora Flattener, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “However, a bit of work could be done to improve safety, with the help of some government subsidies, of course.”
Effect: Companies make their products deadly so they can get “research” funds.
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: @@NATION@@ is now free of capitalism and good gardens
Description: Due to a lack of more important news, a small legal case has become the talk of @@NAME@@. @@RANDOMNAME@@ has been a yard worker all @@HIS@@ life, and has come down with a terrible and obscure case of cancer. @@HE@@ blames it on Flora Flattener, a common herbicide with seemingly deadly side effects. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to the absence of solid medical evidence, protesters have taken up the cause, and many wish for new legislation.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME1@@ pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of all the rules”
Effect: People often throw themselves in front of buses in hopes of becoming millionaires.
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Flora Flattener, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “However, a bit of work could be done to improve safety, with the help of some government subsidies, of course.”
Effect: Companies make their products deadly so they can get “research” funds.
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: @@NATION@@ is now free of capitalism and good gardens
Title: Weapons of Moss Destruction
Description: Moss Maimer, a powerful herbicide, has been in hot water thanks to a group lawsuit by thousands of consumers who have blamed it for their cancer. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to lack of solid medical evidence, @@NAME@@ is buzzing with discussion over what counts as too dangerous for the market.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME@@, a gardener who used Moss Maimer all his life, pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of all the rules”
Effect: @@DEMONYM@@ often swallow toothpaste in hopes of becoming millionaires
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Moss Maimer, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “These ruffians should pay us reparations for these cruel lies they’ve spread.”
Effect: companies make their products slightly poisonous to receive defamation payments
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: moss takes over buildings as newly government owned co-ops struggle to create an herbicide
Description: Moss Maimer, a powerful herbicide, has been in hot water thanks to a group lawsuit by thousands of consumers who have blamed it for their cancer. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to lack of solid medical evidence, @@NAME@@ is buzzing with discussion over what counts as too dangerous for the market.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME@@, a gardener who used Moss Maimer all his life, pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Companies should be forced to pay the bills for anything that could’ve been their fault regardless of all the rules”
Effect: @@DEMONYM@@ often swallow toothpaste in hopes of becoming millionaires
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Moss Maimer, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “These ruffians should pay us reparations for these cruel lies they’ve spread.”
Effect: companies make their products slightly poisonous to receive defamation payments
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: moss takes over buildings as newly government owned co-ops struggle to create an herbicide
Title: Weapons of Moss Destruction
Description: Moss Maimer, a powerful herbicide, has been in hot water thanks to a group lawsuit by thousands of consumers who have blamed it for their cancer. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to lack of solid medical evidence, @@NAME@@ is buzzing with discussion over what counts as too dangerous for the market.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME@@, a gardener who used Moss Maimer all his life, pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Sure no research has been done to validate this, but doctors think the herbicide is likely the cause. It takes a lot of money to perform good medical research, you know, and I sure don’t have it! Companies should be forced to pay for research on the safety of their products.”
Effect: millions are spent to research the medical effects of breakfast cereals
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Moss Maimer, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “These ruffians should pay us reparations for these cruel lies they’ve spread.”
Effect: companies make their products slightly poisonous to receive defamation payments
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: moss takes over buildings as newly government owned co-ops struggle to create an herbicide
Description: Moss Maimer, a powerful herbicide, has been in hot water thanks to a group lawsuit by thousands of consumers who have blamed it for their cancer. After the court ruled in favor of the company thanks to lack of solid medical evidence, @@NAME@@ is buzzing with discussion over what counts as too dangerous for the market.
Validity: capitalism? Court system, protest allowed
Option 1: Coughing and wheezing, @@RANDOMNAME@@, a gardener who used Moss Maimer all his life, pushes @@HIS@@ way into your office, leaving distressed doctors outside with nothing but a gurney. “@@LEADER@@ you’ve got to listen to me!” @@HE@@ shrieks. “I can’t pay these medical bills! Sure no research has been done to validate this, but doctors think the herbicide is likely the cause. It takes a lot of money to perform good medical research, you know, and I sure don’t have it! Companies should be forced to pay for research on the safety of their products.”
Effect: millions are spent to research the medical effects of breakfast cereals
Option 2: @@RANDOMNAME@@, the CEO of the company behind Moss Maimer, strolls in, glancing disdainfully at the gardener, who has collapsed on your trash can to vomit. “Listen, @@LEADER@@, I’m sure we can come to an understanding. How can an innocent group of citizens trying to create a way for gardens to flourish be responsible for something like this?” @@HE@@ queries. “These ruffians should pay us reparations for these cruel lies they’ve spread.”
Effect: companies make their products slightly poisonous to receive defamation payments
Option 3: A protester pops out of the closet, brandishing a sign which they throw at one of your aides as they storm towards you. “The problem isn't simply the herbicide, @@LEADER@@, it’s the whole capitalist system that allows disasters like this to happen! Only if it’s abolished and this nation becomes socialist will us citizens be safe” They pull out a copy of the communist manifesto and yell “Glory to the revolution” as they’re dragged from your office.
Effect: moss takes over buildings as newly government owned co-ops struggle to create an herbicide