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[B o r o v a n]

"What are you doing?"
"I am building a sculpture."
"Oh wow sounds very nerdy."
Xavier looked back at her.
"And I suppose everything's doing good at school?"
"It's great," she smiled.
"C's on your report card?"
"No actually D's and F's."
"Some record."
"Hi kids," said Paulie.
"Hey mom," waved Xavier and Carlie.
"Anyone know where Mabry is?"
"Oh she should be outside in the yard playing." said Carlie.

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[Kczenstan-Germassia]

As the species, NoobMaster69 slowly sneaks to it's prey, The Obamacubes Lastnameus, The Obamacube starts t-

poof! Obamacube, Hippity hoppity this nation is now my propert-

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[B o r o v a n]

"Carlie I'm glad that you came to help with the Feed the Poor cause."
"Oh yay," said a half sarcastic and half resignation.
"Oh here are some people if you need anything call me."
"Ho ho ho," said a guy dressed as Santa,"Donate to help needy children for the holidays,"
"Who are you?" Said a 10 year old boy.
"I'm Santa's elf." Carlie smiled and bending her knees down.
"You look funny. I thought elves are shorter."
"That's why I drink a lot of milk." nodding and smiling.
"Come James, we have to do last minute shopping." said the boy's mom.
"Care to donate?" Said the guy dressed as Santa.
"No," said the mom.
"I think we should give a few spare change," said James.
"Ok fine let's hurry before Abercrombie closes." The two rushed away.
"Oh yay look! It's red fat guy on diabetes and his ugly elf!" yelled a guy across the street.
"Miles," Carlie's face then turned constrained.

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[Nooooooooooooooo]

"Apparently there is an e-mail circulating around that contains a very PG-13 image of me and a woman."

"Jan."

"No Kevin, a woman."

"Maybe Jan. Maybe--"

"Urkel Grue."

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[Jerzylvania]

"I have faint fragments of things floating through my brain and I can't pull any of them forward, plus I have some of them jumbled up with biodegradable plastic which was mistakenly injected into my breasts... "

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[Vulgaro-Graznavian Commonwealth]

"KEVIN!!!"


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[Betelgeuse Alliance]

''...And here, we see a rare purple with gold-spotted male YEET in its natural habitat.. It is mating season, and we are about to observe the YEET's unique and distinctive mating ritual very soon. The male has been letting out its famous mating call [YEEEET!!! YEEEET!!!] in order to attract females..... C-Come on, why is it taking so long?........ Ah, finally, a female is approaching... They start.. Dancing?.. Damn, they kinda vibin' doe! WAIT, are they examining each other's- ...I-I mean, the ritual has officially begun... The male is now proceeding to... Oh my... uuuhh.. OMG, WHAT THE FU-''

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[Boring People]

“The best burrito I’ve ever eaten was at a now-closed restaurant in Jackson, Tennessee on a long-haul trucking delivery. It was a life-changing experience. Now all we’re left with is mediocrity!”

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[Ginicun]

“The best burrito I’ve ever eaten was at a now-closed restaurant in Jackson, Tennessee on a long-haul trucking delivery. It was a life-changing experience. Now all we’re left with is mediocrity!”

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The next channels after me are fucking retards with no standar-
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[B o r o v a n]

Jumps
"Hey let me see!"
sounds of crowd noises
"I can't see Ariana Grande!! Fuckers move!!!"
the crowd cheers
"Ohhhhhhhh!" Punches a random person.
"Hey, did you punch a girl?"
A few people noticed.
"Uh no."
"Let's get this guy! He's an anti-Arianator!"
"Yeah. "
sounds of stomping and fighting over the guy and yelling for twelve intense minutes

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[Pax Somaliana]

“...and now, without further ado, here is the promised jousting on pogo sticks!”
*crowd claps and cheers*

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[B o r o v a n]

Music turns on as two teen girls dance at a Dutch angle. They go to stores and continue dancing.

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[Maineiacs]

"I'm a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie world..."

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[B o r o v a n]

"Bigger."
"Better."
"Juicier."
"The all new Supersize Me Diabetes Burger. Loaded with 5,000 calories, this mean baby sports 10lbs of triple beef sizzled with juice and sauce, tomatoes, onions, and lettuce. Comes with crunchy salty fries and Supersize Me Horchata for only 9.99."

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[The Aziran Islands]

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Studies by leading experts living in dumpsters behind Taco Bells found that taking Lexitylotamiax can make your body do a thing at a time! Buy your Lexitylotamiax Pain-Away Starter Pack for only $750,000 in America or $7.50 elsewhere! Side effects may include sneezing, a persistent dry cough, insomnia, projectile vomiting, heart failure, liver failure, kidney failure, hip failure, dysentery, and a mild rash! If you experience any of these symptoms, keep taking Lexitylotamiax, as these symptoms are caused by Satan attempting to get you to stop taking Lexitylotamiax: End The Suffering.

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[Pavonistade]

"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..."

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[Archipielago de Filipinas]

"One last trip..."
unkown metallic clicks
"to Flavortown."

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[B o r o v a n]

"Why are you in the girls restroom?"
"This is the men's restroom."
"No look it's female."
"Both of you are wrong it's for lesbian, gay, and transgender so anyone who identifies as any gender male, female, or transgender can go."
"..."
"Oh god there's a girl in the same restroom as me! "

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[Fatatatutti]

"Tonight on FatatatuTV, Fish builds a model of the Titanic; Alphonse parks his dynamite truck in the living room...."

*another re-run?*

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[B o r o v a n]

"Ok so should like I go for the trim cut or the long hair? Carlie?"
Carlie stares dreamily at a distance.
"Hello?" Hannah waving her hand at her face.
"Oh yeah the red one."
"What are you looking at?"
"That cute boy. He's so hot and he is like one of the most popular boys in school."

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[B o r o v a n]

"Remember folks I was your best professor! So please give me an A so they won't fire me!!"
"Aren't you supposed to be outside the classroom so you won't influence how we evaluate you?"

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[Jerzylvania]

"clap on, clap off... clap on clap off ...The Clap..."

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[95X]

"It's time for New Year's Rock—"

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[Satanic Atheists]

Store Clerk: It turns out this item is 10% off today.
Customer: Ave Satanas!

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[B o r o v a n]

Country Trekker starts now

"Hello all my name is Allison McGellar and I am your host for the show. This episode we will be embarking on a trip to Colorodo's most spectacular sights following a seven day journey. I know you're in a real treat and it seems like I'm lost!" crying out in the middle of the red canyon."

Map of Colorodo
"Our first trip takes us on the Villa de Norte where the population is 20,000. It's a relatively quiet town but with a mix of historic, commercial and tourist sites."

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