2019-2020 US Election Megathread III: Biden VS Biden

[Major-Tom]

Why is she even talking about it?

Ikr...Please...Don't give 2016 flashbacks....

She just recently added the "Policies" section to her websites.

Some careless intern probably published that, effectively showing people that she's at least interested in a 2020 run.

[Major-Tom]

No. No no no no no no.

No. No.

If she thought she could win. Plus it's awful late for her to junp in plus nobody forgot 2016.

Hypothetically, say she runs, right? I mean, good chance she won't, but she may tbh, she's at least pondering the idea. If she were to, she'd probably finish a distant third in Iowa, third or fourth in NH, before dropping out after Super Tuesday.

Still, it would hurt the party.

[Senkaku]

No. No no no no no no.

No. No.

"if she thought she could win"

[narrator] she could not

[Major-Tom]

No. No no no no no no.

No. No.

"if she thought she could win"

[narrator] she could not

I'm just picturing the Arrested Development narrator with Hillary Clinton as Lucille Bluth.

[Senkaku]

"if she thought she could win"

[narrator] she could not

I'm just picturing the Arrested Development narrator with Hillary Clinton as Lucille Bluth.

i don't know what this is or means

explain

[Major-Tom]

I'm just picturing the Arrested Development narrator with Hillary Clinton as Lucille Bluth.

i don't know what this is or means

explain

Whenever a character in Arrested Development (a tv show) says something insanely dumb, such as "I can win this, I really can," the sarcastic narrator always interjects with something along the lines of;

"She could not."

If I recall, that meme of "narrator says XYZ" originated from the show.

[New haven america]

I'm just picturing the Arrested Development narrator with Hillary Clinton as Lucille Bluth.

i don't know what this is or means

explain

Running gag in Arrested Development.

[Senkaku]

i don't know what this is or means

explain

Whenever a character in Arrested Development (a tv show) says something insanely dumb, such as "I can win this, I really can," the sarcastic narrator always interjects with something along the lines of;

"She could not."

If I recall, that meme of "narrator says XYZ" originated from the show.

Oh I thought that format just bubbled up from somewhere deep within Twitter lol

[Gormwood]

I'm just picturing the Arrested Development narrator with Hillary Clinton as Lucille Bluth.

i don't know what this is or means

explain

https://youtu.be/MZU-I4rMlIc

[Major-Tom]

Whenever a character in Arrested Development (a tv show) says something insanely dumb, such as "I can win this, I really can," the sarcastic narrator always interjects with something along the lines of;

"She could not."

If I recall, that meme of "narrator says XYZ" originated from the show.

Oh I thought that format just bubbled up from somewhere deep within Twitter lol

I mean, most formats do lmao.

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No. No no no no no no.

No. No.

You know what we have to do, guys.

We have to offer her a job of even greater prestige and importance.

Today I am founding Putinbusters Incorporated.

Is Vladimir Putin hiding under your bed, hauntingly whispering fake news into the cold night air? Before you succumb to his otherworldly influence and vote for Trump because you are too weak and lazy to take 2 minutes to fact check Putin's dubious claims, call Putinbusters! Chief Huntress Hillary Rodham Clinton will personally exorcise Putin from your bedroom or the soul of your Hawaiian Congresswoman!

Putinbusters Inc. reserves the right to refuse service to anyone, especially Bernie Bro's, who are all white males like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar.

[Lamoni]

Damn right.

No one who loses an election to a court jester deserves another chance. That was a terrible campaign she ran (especially in Wisconsin and Michigan where the campaign was almost entirely absent).

When she dies people are going to line up to use her coffin and grave as commodes.

*** 7-day ban for trolling (political nicknaming) ***

[Miami Shores]

Farnhamia said on the miscellaneous election thread.

I'm OP I said here.

I saw a post of Farnhamia and he said on the miscellaneous election thread, from what I understood, it would take me some time to find the link and edit it on this post.

Farnhamia Link:
viewtopic.php?p=36361712#p36361712

[Farnhamia]

I'm OP I said here.

I saw a post of Farnhamia and he said on the miscellaneous election thread, from what I understood, it would take me some time to find the link and edit it on this post.

And someone corrected me.

[Miami Shores]

I saw a post of Farnhamia and he said on the miscellaneous election thread, from what I understood, it would take me some time to find the link and edit it on this post.

And someone corrected me.

Sorry Farnhamia I did not know, I was just trying to help my fellow nations.

[Blargoblarg]

Say elections happened today and Biden was the nominee, who would win based on your opinion only? (not polling data)

If Biden's the nominee I'm pretty sure Trump would win again.

[Miami Shores]

Say elections happened today and Biden was the nominee, who would win based on your opinion only? (not polling data)

If Biden's the nominee I'm pretty sure Trump would win again.

I hope so lol, I understand not for you, but 4 more wonderful years at least for me.

[Blargoblarg]

If Biden's the nominee I'm pretty sure Trump would win again.

I hope so lol, I understand not for you, but 4 more wonderful years at least for me.

Unless you're really rich I doubt 4 more years of Trump will be all that good for you.

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I hope so lol, I understand not for you, but 4 more wonderful years at least for me.

Unless you're really rich I doubt 4 more years of Trump will be all that good for you.

The whole "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" thing comes to mind. Lots of Trump supporters who aren't rich think they will be soon.

[Telconi]

I hope so lol, I understand not for you, but 4 more wonderful years at least for me.

Unless you're really rich I doubt 4 more years of Trump will be all that good for you.

Ol' Bill Clinton wasn't necessarily right when he talked about the economy, stupid.

[Evil Dictators Happyland]

Unless you're really rich I doubt 4 more years of Trump will be all that good for you.

Ol' Bill Clinton wasn't necessarily right when he talked about the economy, stupid.

Trump might be plunging the US economy into a recession (and probably taking the rest of the world down with it if history tells us anything), destroying our diplomatic relationships, and actively subverting democracy, but at least he showed those damn illegals who's boss! Four more years!

_{/s if it wasn't obvious enough}

[Ifreann]

Ol' Bill Clinton wasn't necessarily right when he talked about the economy, stupid.

Trump might be plunging the US economy into a recession (and probably taking the rest of the world down with it if history tells us anything), destroying our diplomatic relationships, and actively subverting democracy, but at least he showed those damn illegals who's boss! Four more years!

_{/s if it wasn't obvious enough}

Been great to see stories about ICE taking hundreds of people out of detention centres and no one knowing where they've gone, or about the children of deported parents being adopted by American families, getting drowned out by Trump embroiled in a scandal over impugning the honour of Joe Biden.

[The Andromeda Archipelago]

Trump might be plunging the US economy into a recession (and probably taking the rest of the world down with it if history tells us anything), destroying our diplomatic relationships, and actively subverting democracy, but at least he showed those damn illegals who's boss! Four more years!

_{/s if it wasn't obvious enough}

Been great to see stories about ICE taking hundreds of people out of detention centres and no one knowing where they've gone, or about the children of deported parents being adopted by American families, getting drowned out by Trump embroiled in a scandal over impugning the honour of Joe Biden.

You just don't get it, do you?

The focus is supposed to be on Donald Trump and the horse race. Real life implications of Trump policies are just so boring. We want childish nicknames tweeted to us.
Families separated at the border are much less important than inspired nicknames like Sleepy Joe, Liddle Adam Schiff, Crooked Hillary and Pocahontas.

My personal favorite was Sloppy Steve. Steve Bannon was so unattractive and stupid. He actually thought that Donald Trump understood the concept of loyalty.
Sucker!

[Miami Shores]

Been great to see stories about ICE taking hundreds of people out of detention centres and no one knowing where they've gone, or about the children of deported parents being adopted by American families, getting drowned out by Trump embroiled in a scandal over impugning the honour of Joe Biden.

You just don't get it, do you?

The focus is supposed to be on Donald Trump and the horse race. Real life implications of Trump policies are just so boring. We want childish nicknames tweeted to us.
Families separated at the border are much less important than inspired nicknames like Sleepy Joe, Liddle Adam Schiff, Crooked Hillary and Pocahontas.

My personal favorite was Sloppy Steve. Steve Bannon was so unattractive and stupid. He actually thought that Donald Trump understood the concept of loyalty.
Sucker!

While I strongly disagree with Ifreann's views on Trump. Ifreann has a right to post about anything Trump related on this thread like we all have, those Trump policies affect the Presidential race one way or another.

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You just don't get it, do you?

The focus is supposed to be on Donald Trump and the horse race. Real life implications of Trump policies are just so boring. We want childish nicknames tweeted to us.
Families separated at the border are much less important than inspired nicknames like Sleepy Joe, Liddle Adam Schiff, Crooked Hillary and Pocahontas.

My personal favorite was Sloppy Steve. Steve Bannon was so unattractive and stupid. He actually thought that Donald Trump understood the concept of loyalty.
Sucker!

While I strongly disagree with Ifreann's views on Trump. Ifreann has a right to post about anything Trump related on this thread like we all have, those Trump policies affect the Presidential race one way or another.

Man, we all have a right to post our Trump-related opinions here, no one is arguing otherwise, why do you keep talking about being allowed to post stuff?