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Härlighet Ligan Season 28: Part 1

Postby Cosumar » Wed Jun 19, 2019 9:12 pm

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As you can always expect when teams are rubbing the off-season crusties from their eyes, it's a mixed bag in the pre-season UICA fixtures.
Champions' Cup - Second Preliminary Round
(COS)            Cassandra City    2–4    Telecontarë               (STB)   1–3   1–1

Champions' Cup - Third Preliminary Round
(APX)              Barbury Town    2–4    Real Azuris               (COS)   2–2   0–2
Cassandra City bow out of the Champions' Cup to respectable competition, but advance in the Globe Cup. Real Azuris carry the CC torch forward instead, getting a couple big goals in the home debut of new striker Santo Silvestri to break a first leg tie with Barbury Town.


Globe Cup - Third Preliminary Round
(COS)            Cassandra City    3–2    Club Sparta               (LIS)   1–1   2–1
(KOR) Straudum 7–0 Pelethas United (COS) 2–0 5–0
Pelethas United, after all that work to claim the last Globe Cup place, throw it away it by rolling out the youth and getting shut out home and away in Ko-oren.


Series B Champions' Cup - First Preliminary Round
(COS)         Stoneshore United    5–7    Valencia FC               (VLD)   4–4   1–3

Series B Champions' Cup - Third Preliminary Round
(COS)           Centus Serpents    2–4    KT Itzalovalle            (AUD)   2–3   0–1
Over in the SBCC, Stoneshore and Centus fall at their first hurdles after some tough luck in the draw.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 1
Eastweald 2–4 FC Kaldukosic
Java Gula 54', Fanaiyan 59' | Woetekker 43', Nisa 52', Ekeh 63', Grienblatt 65'

Pelethas United 4–4 Cassandra City
Saltorius 60', Greenchurch 63', Aspenwood 70', Crowley 89' | Meier 2', Zeale-Riddick 11', Va'Afaja 21', Riprov 80'

Stoneshore United 2–4 Real Azuris
Odóma 59' 73' | Bi. Tidesson 25', Akarenaa 33', Sigurjonsdottir 83', Silvestri 90'

Ramusok United 0–1 Ziemelu Skaida
Swittek 20'

Samaj FC 0–2 Keenan Athletic
Cirvante 31', Sade 81'

Treftadaeth Alliance 0–1 Centus Serpents
Adikhari 33'

AC Holmenkollen 2–1 Olask Islanders
Jameson 53', Stilic 87' | Methüzema 32'

OAS Royal FC 3–5 Crawford City FC
Marsteller 41', Møller 64', Marsteller 74' | Kárpáty 22', Klein 30', Martell 49', Kárpáty 60', Na’At’Njem 79'

Klyde 4–3 Mallox
Gandhi 59' 63', Doyle 69', Cornthatch 86' | Emery 12', Riordan 57' 75'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Ah, can you smell it in the summer breeze? The smell of freshly-cut grass? HL football is back, baby. Take in the scenes from opening weekend: FC Kaldukosic go up to Eastweald and pull off the season's first shocker (already) 4-2 at Old Weldenskirgen, Pelethas United whip a sold-out Xanadu Dome into a frenzy with a furious second half comeback from 3-0 down to tie Cassandra City 4-4 on Gudrun Crowley's late screamer, and FC Ziemelu Skaida's novelty man-marking system leave Ramusok United chasing shadows. Skaida aren't the only newly-promoted side to make an impressive start. Centus Serpents also win 1-0 on the road, downing Alliance with a bending shot from - who else - their Sekundar Ligan ringleader Farrokh Adikhari. And that was only the early afternoon games! The two evening showcases are full of excitement and goals, Alexander Kárpáty getting off the mark to a fast start as champs CCFC blazed past OAS Royal (pressure's on, Syl Denhardt) and Klyde slotting four past Mallox to renew consternation over the Tigers' underachieving defense. Griffin Riordan's brace wasn't enough to bail them out this time, with elder Brenecian countryman Jackson Cornthatch thumping a volley over Lone Va'Nega in the 86th minute to win it for Klyde and celebrating with a cringe-worthy robot dance attempt.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 2
FC Kaldukosic 4–4 Mallox
Denarian 2', Nisa 4', Woetekker 74', Friedmann 87' | Emery 13', Dé 16', Benjamin 20', Corsair Gust 90+2'

Crawford City FC 2–3 Klyde
Knych 36', Kárpáty 80' | Gandhi 60', Turner 75', Butterworth 77'

Olask Islanders 3–1 OAS Royal FC
Tzyzakoos 21', Guinevere 90+1', Exarchopolous 90+3' | Kahara 78'

Centus Serpents 0–1 AC Holmenkollen
Sappington 51'

Keenan Athletic 2–2 Treftadaeth Alliance
Sade 35' 86' | Nyström 24', Gristlecharm 90+7'

Ziemelu Skaida 2–1 Samaj FC
Springgate 11' 52' | D. Gvetadze 36'

Real Azuris 1–2 Ramusok United
Chisenhall 6' | Duvalier 18', Wheeler 90+3'

Cassandra City 2–1 Stoneshore United
Dyer Vry 45+2', Gargo 63' | Odóma 72'

Eastweald 1–0 Pelethas United
Del Angel 77'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Small sample size, but Klyde have to be near the top of the power rankings after rattling off impressive wins against Mallox and now Crawford City FC. With the jagged edges of a bedding-in season behind them, Corey Simmons Jr.'s re-imagined attack is now starting to look like a work of art - Ozaria Gandhi's quality the linchpin in the final third. Surprisingly, the only other two teams with six points so far this season are AC Holmenkollen and Ziemelu Skaida. Both are still expected to end up in the relegation battle, but points gained here will count just the same in that regard as the high-pressure ones at the end of the season. Promisingly, both defenses look legit - the hallmark of a survivor. Shad Vylon has continued his stellar play from last season in goal for Holmenkollen and Ziemelu's center back pairing of Capsin Sibuc and Boleslaw Brodecki are playing at a high level right away. Moving down the table, it was a week for stoppage time stunners. Teenage midfielder Guinevere for Olask Islanders (Dimitra Exarchopolous then added a further exclamation point for 3-1) against slow-starting OAS Royal, Ram United's Corby Wheeler from the spot to leave Real empty-handed in Azuris, as well as a deflected Corsair Gust grass-cutter that allowed Mallox to deny an invigorated-looking FC Kaldukosic a deserved three points from their home opener. Despite having to settle for a draw at the death, FC Kaldukosic scoring four goals in consecutive matches is a good sign after how they struggled for goals last season. Cillian Najdorf will be take consolation that new striker Aidan Denarian opened his HL account this week with a well-taken diagonal strike from the center of the box - hopefully the first of many.


Champions' Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 1
Real Azuris 1-2 Fontvielle Impact (VLD)

Globe Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 1
Cassandra City 0-1 Rammsissil (VIL)

Series B Champions' Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 1
Char Sara FC (VAL) 1-3 Ziemelu Skaida

Another narrow 2-1 home loss isn't what Real Azuris had in mind when they sought to bounce back midweek with the Impact in town. Fjóla Sigurjónsdóttir scored again, but you can't make a habit of conceding two goals in your home matches and expect to make it far in UICA. Might the Azurians have been too quick to sell off a Champions' Cup winner and World Cup veteran like Kurt Wolff? They'll face a tall task to advance to the group stage proper now, traveling to Valladares for the second leg. Cassandra City won't have it much easier in their Globe Cup pursuit after similarly falling 1-0 to Rammsissil at home. Cosumarite goalkeeper Balbulus Grimwade was massive for the Vilitan side, denying Vega Zeale-Riddick at the near post three times in the second half. Finally, in the SBCC, continued their bright start to the season with a convincing win in Valanora. Xandria Springgate's sumptuous curler from the corner of the box was a highlight of the day.




Harlighet Ligan Matchday 3
Pelethas United 0–0 FC Kaldukosic

Stoneshore United 1–2 Eastweald
Odóma 37' | Kovačević 87', Rao 90+5'

Ramusok United 0–1 Cassandra City
Rowan 14'

Samaj FC 2–1 Real Azuris
Whitecastle 6', A. Gvetadze 64' | Benedict 79'

Treftadaeth Alliance 2–2 Ziemelu Skaida
Nyström 3' 88' | Koclanes 24', Springgate 25'

AC Holmenkollen 3–3 Keenan Athletic
Jaeger 44' 46', Romo 59' | Spisic 29', Woodwind 71', Sade 90+2'

OAS Royal FC 7–3 Centus Serpents
Hanger 12', Sundvik 25', Møller 27', Marsteller 53', Kahara 67', Hanger 70', Møller 74' | Velasquez 9', Na'Verii 57', Velasquez 81'

Klyde 0–1 Olask Islanders
Tzyzakoos 80'

Mallox 3–3 Crawford City FC
Riordan 16', Broxham 86', Chappelle 88' | Klein 2', Kárpáty 45' 90+1'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Klyde's free-flying attack is finally grounded by Maia Abylon and the Islanders, who capitalize late when Fion Tzyzakoos drives her foot through an immaculate Jade Irwin through ball to break a 0-0 deadlock. Already sweating after consecutive losses to open the season, Syl Denhardt is able to breathe a massive sigh of relief as his OAS Royal terrorize the Serpents. Seven goals is about what you would expect when you put one of the paciest teams in the league (Kahara, Marsteller, Møller...) up against undoubtedly its oldest and slowest back line (Jurist, Lineker, Vadimenko...). A match-up made in heaven (or hell, if you're from Centus). The fact that the rout also included a debut senior goal for Royal academy graduate Sylvester Sundvik was just icing on the cake. Longtime OAS star Corey Simmons III did notch an assist in his first visit to Crowley Memorial as an opposing player, but it was already 7-2 by that point. More eyes were probably on the other side of the capital - the Millennium Miracle battle between Ramusok United and Cassandra City always a spirited one. But it ended up being a rather uneventful slugfest. Royal evidently used up the capital's entire allotment of goals, as United hit a wall time and time again as they tried to brute-force their way through Cassandra's athletic back line. Ursula Rowan's early free kick goal would remain the difference-maker, a nice measure of revenge for the Reds after losing the rivalry series last season. Meanwhile, Stoneshore United are still searching for their first point after catastrophically choking away a late 1-0 lead over Eastweald to lose 2-1 at home. Domé Odóma has scored in every match and looks like he will be a star for them, but so far the Greys ("lump it up to Domé") are a one-trick pony. Finally, Real Azuris lost their third consecutive match by a 2-1 scoreline, unable to find a way past a resolute Samaj team out on the plains, and a juicy striker's duel between Riordan's Mallox and ex-Mallox star Kárpáty's CCFC finished 3-3 after the dust settled on some late fireworks.



Champions' Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 2
Fontvielle Impact 3-0 Real Azuris
Real Azuris eliminated 5-1 on aggregate

Globe Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 2
Rammsissil 2-1 Cassandra City
Cassandra City eliminated 3-1 on aggregate

Series B Champions' Cup - Playoff Round, Leg 2
Ziemelu Skaida 1-2 Char Sara FC
Ziemelu Skaida advance 4-3 on aggregate




Harlighet Ligan Matchday 4
FC Kaldukosic 1–1 Crawford City FC
Teika 80' | Coultan 12'

Olask Islanders 4–3 Mallox
Brown 34', Kraljic 47', Exarchopolous 70' 86' | Masatoshi 55', Engram 57', Riordan 63'

Centus Serpents 3–4 Klyde
Velasquez 2' 40' 48' | Turner 19', Butterworth 30', Gandhi 33', Tarashaj 80'

Keenan Athletic 4–4 OAS Royal FC
Scripps 13' 31' 70', Byfuglien 90+3' | Møller 34', Marsteller 38' 47' 60'

Ziemelu Skaida 2–1 AC Holmenkollen
Marmor-Lavie 39', Koclanes 77' | Spekter 19'

Real Azuris 1–1 Treftadaeth Alliance
A. Tidesson 40' | Sinema 90+1'

Cassandra City 0–0 Samaj FC

Eastweald 5–3 Ramusok United
Fanaiyan 3', Bond 20', Kovačević 22', Haalogalsson 24', Bambic 73' | Duvalier 7', Stone 42', Arrowsmith 77'

Pelethas United 1–2 Stoneshore United
Saltorius 16' | Wolff 8', Brynjolfsson 38'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Week 4 brings several firsts. First win for Stoneshore United (how else but from two set-piece goals off the foreheads of big Stonewall defenders). First goal of the campaign for preseason Player of the Year favorite Brian Bond as Eastweald explode back into peak tiki-taka sharpness, too much firepower for Ramusok United to keep up with despite a golazo from countryman William Stone. First hat trick of the Härlighet Ligan season too! Actually, three of them. Arthur Velasquez's technically came first, though the Centus poacher benefited from a questionable penalty call on Lynul-Savar Mal and a Layla Montgomery backpass straight into his path. The Serpents lost anyways though, unable to get pressure on the ball as young Henry Hollifield orchestrated things from midfield to his heart's content. The other two hat tricks were more impressive, but canceled each other out. New Keenan Athletic winger Makenna Scripps, top scorer in Sekundar Ligan with the Aces last year, scored the first two goals of their match against visiting OAS Royal, who'd overlooked Scripps in their efforts to contain opposite winger Elodie Sade. Royal would recover though, wresting back control of the match in midfield and sending one-way traffic at the Checkers' goal for long stretches. By the hour mark, Sen Marsteller had three goals unanswered to make it 4-2. "We easily could've given up there," Keenan captain Sade would say after the match. "But we knew that Makenna was feeling herself today, so we just kept trying to push the ball out to the left and wait for her to do something magical. She's magical when she's confident." The strategy paid off. Dinko Spisic released Scripps on goal in the 70th minute with a backheel flick of Sade's cross, and the Eastfielder made no mistake, taking a touch to open up the angle and firing low and hard past Aswad Munif Shalhoub. After Scripps' hat trick got Athletic back within a goal, it felt inevitable that they would equalize, which is exactly what happened - teenager Svelta Byfuglien cleaning up a goal-mouth scramble on the last chance of the game.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 5
Stoneshore United 5–4 FC Kaldukosic
Haagensen 7', Gölöncsér 20', Odóma 23', Tychicus 46', Lanoisimide 90+1' | Bengochea 12', Hieri 40', Ekeh 76', Teika 90+3'

Ramusok United 0–1 Pelethas United
Maersk 14'

Samaj FC 2–1 Eastweald
Jurevicius 14', Melmendier 59' | Kovačević 5'

Treftadaeth Alliance 2–4 Cassandra City
Tarmé 23', Champali 61' | Sonar Amethyst 27', Frostmarris 42', Dyer Vry 65', Va'Afaja 77'

AC Holmenkollen 2–1 Real Azuris
Spekter 23', Grandstaber 54' | Arrowsword 19'

OAS Royal FC 1–0 Ziemelu Skaida
Omenihu 33'

Klyde 4–4 Keenan Athletic
Wheeler 3', Montgomery 5', Butterworth 38', Turner 75' | Cutnine 26', Scripps 45+2', Spisic 67' 81'

Mallox 1–0 Centus Serpents
Dé 56'

Crawford City FC 1–0 Olask Islanders
Kárpáty 10'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Two of Cosumar's stingiest defenses clashed amidst a thickly-fogged morning in Stoneshore and... a nine-goal shootout ensued? What??? Stoneshore United and FC Kaldukosic both went down to ten men after an 18th minute fracas over... well, we're actually not quite sure what they were fighting about. But that probably helped. In the end, Stoneshore picked up their second on the bounce. For their part, Kal have shown promising signs so far, but need to turn their performances into points. Overlooking this outlier of a match, it'd been three draws in a row since their eye-opening win at Eastweald in the season opener. Moving up the east coast to the capital, two 1-0 matches were played, both decided by set-pieces. OAS Royal's U21 international defender Astrid Omenihu's was impressive, a snapping bullet header off a Marchant free kick, whereas Ramusok United lost because no one could stop 6"5 Willem Maersk from climbing to meet a lofted Pelethas corner. Mallox also grinded out a 1-0 win in their first Gellano Fief Derby against Centus Serpents in over a decade. The boisterous supporters at The Orange Palace were up for this one, displaying a tifo of a triumphant tiger holding a snake in its mouth - which proved to be accurate foreshadowing. Industrious midfielder Hernan Dé was their hero this day, rewarded for his tireless running with a tap-in provided by an unselfish Riordan. The third member of the Gellano Fief triumvirate, Eastweald, completed a perfect day for Mallox fans by falling back down to Earth in Samaj. Jagoda Kovačević struck in the first five minutes, but Eastweald were mostly frustrated thereafter, largely by Szalyk Földessy. The Pasargan continues to accrue renown as one of the most dreaded defensive midfielders in the league. Fortunately, Eastweald weren't alone on upset row, with Real Azuris also defeated by a 2-1 scoreline at AC Holmenkollen. The Wood Elves were beaten by stellar defending, however, Azuris were just sloppy and wasteful. Luis Varezzi - always the gentleman - credited Curtis Théberge after the match, but it's becoming apparent that the Breakers have suffered from the international transfer hiatus. They could use a fresh injection of star talent.



Globe Cup - Qualification Round, Leg 1
Maal Demons (MRN) 2-0 Real Azuris

Copy and paste here the last three sentenced above. Maal is a scrappy opponent, but it's clear from watching that Azuris should be beating them if they're playing near their best. But they're not.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 6
FC Kaldukosic 2–0 Olask Islanders
Denarian 11', Helbro 42'

Centus Serpents 0–0 Crawford City FC

Keenan Athletic 4–3 Mallox
Cirvante 3', Spisic 6', Chandilize 49', Cirvante 57' | Vu'Zago 64', Del Arro 66' 90+3'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–4 Klyde
Amkura 23' | Antoniou 12', Doyle 50', Tarashaj 75', Na'Jai 90+7'

Real Azuris 2–2 OAS Royal FC
Benedict 7', Sigurjonsdottir 61' | Hanger 22', Sonnen 77'

Cassandra City 2–2 AC Holmenkollen
Zeale-Riddick 64', Jabelon 79' | Jaeger 12' 84'

Eastweald 3–0 Treftadaeth Alliance
Bond 30', Thatch 76', Hopkins 90'

Pelethas United 1–2 Samaj FC
Alotic 25' | Larsen 29', Lovelock 61'

Stoneshore United 3–4 Ramusok United
Haagensen 5', Odóma 22' 79' | Luminesce 3', Arrowsmith 30', Duvalier 40', Wedderburn 82'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Fly, Doves, fly. With a cakewalk 4-1 win against outmatched Ziemelu Skaida, Klyde have climbed into the top place. Been awhile since we could say that! Cathal Turner still isn't firing on all cylinders in front of goal, but it almost doesn't matter. He's making his presence felt with his physicality and ability to involve teammates in the final third, and they're getting goals from a wide variety of other sources. If Corey Simmons Jr.'s defense can hold up, this team will be very, very hard to stop. The only undefeated team remaining, however, is Cassandra City. The Reds aren't piling on goals like we know they can, but they're keeping their heads above water and gritting out results to keep themselves in range of the top. Vega Zeale-Riddick got back on the scoresheet this week, which is encouraging, but fans at The Amphitheatre were left hoping that Wil Jabelon will learn from an up-and-down day. The young center back scored a goal after continuing a swashbuckling run all the way into the box, but also was at fault on Mathilda Jaeger's equalizer for Holmenkollen five minutes later - allowing her to nutmeg him, breeze past, and roll a gentle shot into the side-netting. Elsewhere, a quietly confident Samaj FC picked up another impressive result in Pelethas this time (their formula isn't glamorous, but it's working), while Centus Serpents managed to hang on for dear life to claim a 0-0 draw from the visiting champions (Synara Redd excellent in goal) and red-hot Odóma's goals once again weren't enough for a surprisingly leaky-in-the-back Stoneshore. First-time HL manager Jerrell Drake needs to figure it out. Slightly more seasoned Kennedy Kopenhaver is in a similar position at Mallox after watching his side succumb to a four-goal outburst within an hour against Keenan Athletic...



Globe Cup - Qualification Round, Leg 2
Real Azuris 0-2 Maal Demons
Real Azuris eliminated 4-0 on aggregate

They love their midweek UICA nights in Azuris, but a listless home performance in this one was further salt in the wound from their slow start to the season. Boos could be heard gaining momentum as this one wore on. Things are getting a little ugly in Azuris. They'll probably be just fine and still end up making Top Six, but their play at the moment really does not look like that of a UICA team.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 7
Ramusok United 4–1 FC Kaldukosic
Wheeler 38', Djanetic 50', Sparrow Body 56', Wheeler 90' | Friedmann 67'

Samaj FC 3–3 Stoneshore United
Totorikagoena 38', Nathael 72', A. Gvetadze 74' | Fogarty 42', Odóma 86', Carra 89'

Treftadaeth Alliance 2–1 Pelethas United
Almeida 40', Robitaille 44' | Kåsa 82'

AC Holmenkollen 1–3 Eastweald
Romo 49' | Java Gula 6', Kovačević 35', Bond 37'

OAS Royal FC 1–2 Cassandra City
Marsteller 58' | Zeale-Riddick 22', Dyer Vry 31'

Klyde 0–0 Real Azuris

Mallox 2–2 Ziemelu Skaida
Engram 19', Masatoshi 64' | Koclanes 9', Tonner 76'

Crawford City FC 1–0 Keenan Athletic
Belladonna 7'

Olask Islanders 0–2 Centus Serpents
Olonniquin 25', Na'Verii 87'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: *Eyebrows furrow* Six goals again? Stoneshore United have been involved in an unusual number of shootouts this year, but hey, they keep showing up for most of them! Is this their new identity under Jerrell Drake??? Credit to Odóma for continuing to run at the Samaj back line with the match seemingly over at 3-1 even though nothing had been sticking for 85 minutes... until it did, in the 86th minute. Out of nowhere, Gölöncsér dropped an inch-perfect diagonal ball over Odóma's shoulder behind Jakoljevic and the fleet-footed Fevelian was able to bring it down and hammer inside Maston's near post. Three minutes later, Gölöncsér found him again on almost the exact same run -- but this time Odóma held up the ball and waited to slide a pass back across the face of goal to meet Ali Carra's charging run from the left flank. Sliding finish in front of Carl Erakin. Check. 3-3. You'll take the come-from-behind road point as a newly-promoted team. The other two, Centus Serpents and Ziemelu Skaida, also gave themselves needed boosts this week. Skaida's 2-2 at The Orange Palace is probably more impressive than Stoneshore's draw - that all-out man-marking is disrupting opponents - and Centus Serpents actually won on Olask Isle. Erridupizir Na'Verii has been one of the surprise top performers the early season, solidifying that Centus midfield and even getting the better of Maia Abylon in this one.

The good fortunes of the new teams this week is contrasted by the continued struggles of some teams with loftier expectations. The Klyde Isle Derby was the perfect chance - against a league-leading Klyde FC - for Real Azuris to rise up and make a statement. A declaration that they're still a force to be reckoned with and the clear superpower on the Isle. They did not do that. Although they did defend well and control possession. Pelethas United are entering crisis mode too after being handled relatively easily by Treftadaeth Alliance and sinking to the bottom. Despite having considerable goodwill stored up, both Luis Varezzi and Catherine Sedgwick will be sweating soon if bad results keep piling up. The primetime match of the weekend was Cassandra City @ OAS Royal - two of the league's most recognizable teams - and it was the visitors who made a statement under the spotlight, 2-1. Vega Zeale-Riddick, she of a goal and an assist, discounted the result afterwards - "Royal isn't a big club anymore, not really, nobody gets hyped about beating them." Ouch, right where it hurts. Are the Reds trying to start beef with the entire capital region??



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 8
FC Kaldukosic 2–1 Centus Serpents
Koehler 14', Denarian 51' | Olonniquin 44'

Keenan Athletic 3–4 Olask Islanders
Cirvante 24', Spisic 28', Sade 72' | Tzyzakoos 18' 22', Kraljic 58', Exarchopolous 63'

Ziemelu Skaida 0–4 Crawford City FC
Coultan 3', Kárpáty 29', Belladonna 51' 64'

Real Azuris 0–1 Mallox
Cloudchaser 14'

Cassandra City 1–0 Klyde
Riiyaaw 36'

Eastweald 0–2 OAS Royal FC
Bannion 61', Marsteller 83'

Pelethas United 2–0 AC Holmenkollen
Xandreas 4', Alotic 56'

Stoneshore United 3–2 Treftadaeth Alliance
Senterekoesima 5', Odóma 8', Gölöncsér 30' | Morten 14', Brotherford 39'

Ramusok United 1–4 Samaj FC
Arrowsmith 9' | Larsen 11', Totorikagoena 43', Jurevicius 60', E. Møller 77'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: OAS Royal respond in a BIG way, keeping a clean sheet at Old Weldenskirgen and winning with opportunistic finishes from Aelfwynn Bannion (bulldozing Brevin Scott immediately after coming on) and Sen Marsteller (quietly in the best goalscoring form of her life). Maybe Syl Denhardt just needs VZR to publicly disparage his team every week. Pelethas also bounce back, taking care of business at home with a tidy 2-0 win over Holmenkollen. Golf claps from Sedgwick. Real Azuris still look slow and predictable going forward, however. Another goose egg on the board after 90 minutes - this time at home against a Mallox defense that hasn't been as titanic as years past. The likes of Sigurjónsdóttir and Jeremy Benedict and Semyon Yucob suddenly look a year past their best and strike signing Santo Silvestri hasn't made the immediate impact that was hoped for. Meanwhile, Ramusok United have been fluctuating wildly without the guiding hand of Jock Sonny. New gaffer Kirum Motonsson thought they'd "turned a corner" last week when Corby Wheeler blew holes in FC Kaldukosic, but this week they were on the other end of a 4-1 scoreline, stunned by Samaj of all teams. To be fair to the rest of the team, it shouldn't have been four. Goalkeeper errors directly accounted for the second two goals. It's probably time for the Lilly Kearney era to end at Fire River Arena. Meanwhile, the other 16 teams glance at each other anxiously as they watch the champs eviscerate Ziemelu Skaida...





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It's no surprise to see which teams comprise the top three, but there are some surprise names inhabiting the rest of the UICA zone, such as Klyde, Samaj and Kaldukosic. It's doubtful any of them will remain there by the midseason break besides maybe Klyde, but still. Kudos to those teams for taking advantage of slow starts by some more powerful sides and giving themselves a cushion. In Samaj's case, despite starting a different striker in seemingly every single match...

Biggest Overachievers: Samaj FC
Biggest Underachievers: Real Azuris

1016 Härlighet Ligan        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Cassandra City 8 5 3 0 16 10 +6 18 CC
2 Image Crawford City FC 8 4 3 1 17 10 +7 15 CC
3 Image Eastweald 8 5 0 3 17 13 +4 15 CC
4 Image Klyde 8 4 2 2 19 15 +4 14 GC
5 Image Samaj FC 8 4 2 2 14 11 +3 14 GC
6 Image FC Kaldukosic 8 3 3 2 18 17 +1 12 GC
7 Image Olask Islanders 8 4 0 4 13 14 −1 12
8 Image OAS Royal FC 8 3 2 3 21 19 +2 11
9 Image AC Holmenkollen 8 3 2 3 12 14 −2 11
10 Image Ziemelu Skaida 8 3 2 3 10 15 −5 11
11 Image Keenan Athletic 8 2 4 2 22 21 +1 10
12 Image Stoneshore United 8 3 1 4 20 22 −2 10
13 Image Mallox 8 2 3 3 20 21 −1 9
14 Image Ramusok United 8 3 0 5 14 17 −3 9
15 Image Pelethas United 8 2 2 4 10 11 −1 8
16 Image Centus Serpents 8 2 1 5 10 15 −5 7
17 Image Real Azuris 8 1 3 4 10 12 −2 6
18 Image Treftadaeth Alliance 8 1 3 4 11 17 −6 6


Golden Boot Leader:
Image Image Domé Odóma (9)





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Nervy start to second-division life for FC Samotath, who lose their first match to the Mariners in Na'Ilee and then lose the first-ever Sekundar Ligan game at Alesund Stadion to FC Flen. Will the pressure and expenditures to go straight back up get to the Black Hawks?

1016 Sekundar Ligan            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image IFK Aldenskoett 8 5 1 2 18 6 +12 16
2 Image Revanigruud Riversharks 8 5 1 2 21 17 +4 16
3 Image Morponte Fief 8 5 1 2 11 7 +4 16
4 Image Goldstaff City 8 5 1 2 14 11 +3 16
5 Image Na'Ilee Mariners 8 4 2 2 22 20 +2 14
6 Image FC Flen 8 4 1 3 18 19 −1 13
7 Image Helfin Fief 8 4 1 3 13 15 −2 13
8 Image Zakhoro Aces 8 3 2 3 15 15 0 11
9 Image Gwynt Tywyll 8 3 2 3 10 11 −1 11
10 Image Versiaville 8 2 5 1 16 18 −2 11
11 Image FC Samotath 8 3 1 4 14 15 −1 10
12 Image Fevelo Colony 8 3 1 4 13 14 −1 10
13 Image West Gundar 8 3 0 5 12 12 0 9
14 Image Otkins Numenvernia 8 2 3 3 18 22 −4 9
15 Image Cassandra Cosmopolitan 8 2 2 4 10 9 +1 8
16 Image Seryddwyr Aberaeron 8 2 2 4 14 16 −2 8
17 Image Regalia City 8 2 1 5 16 19 −3 7
18 Image Pristine Forest 8 1 1 6 12 21 −9 4





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1016 Tredje Ligan               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona 10 6 2 2 21 13 +8 20
2 Image Nomad Brotherhood FC 10 5 3 2 17 10 +7 18
3 Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic 10 5 3 2 9 7 +2 18
4 Image Rexnor District 3 10 4 5 1 9 3 +6 17
5 Image Esterhollow Harbor 10 5 2 3 18 16 +2 17
6 Image Fort Archer FC 10 4 4 2 10 6 +4 16
7 Image Portsmouth FC 10 5 1 4 13 14 −1 16
8 Image Sarmon 10 4 4 2 10 11 −1 16
9 Image Sindo Fief 10 4 3 3 15 12 +3 15
10 Image Klyde Heritage FC 10 4 3 3 9 6 +3 15
11 Image Pardock Island 10 3 6 1 18 16 +2 15
12 Image White Tower FC 10 3 5 2 13 11 +2 14
13 Image IFK Sundsvall 10 3 5 2 13 15 −2 14
14 Image Riverside Crew 10 4 2 4 7 9 −2 14
15 Image Sontäfe City 10 3 4 3 13 9 +4 13
16 Image Nuur Origins FC 10 4 0 6 11 12 −1 12
17 Image Atletisk Surpronuk 10 3 3 4 17 20 −3 12
18 Image AC Sepultura 10 3 1 6 23 26 −3 10
19 Image AFC Obscura 98 10 3 0 7 11 16 −5 9
20 Image Sadenia Paladins 10 1 3 6 15 20 −5 6
21 Image Gnoss Gallants AFC 10 1 3 6 9 18 −9 6
22 Image Dvinko Black Heart 10 1 2 7 13 24 −11 5








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The King's Cup is the FSF's primary cup tournament. The Final, always played in Ramusok's royal district, is the last match of each domestic calendar. The cup, which has the names of all previous holders engraved into it, is presented to the winner by King James himself. The 256 clubs in Cosumar's top five tiers take part, all entering together in a randomized first round draw.

Division represented in parenthesis.
H = Härlighet Ligan (1st tier)
S = Sekundar Ligan (2nd tier)
T = Tredje Ligan (3rd tier)
L1 = Lägre Ligen 1 (4th tier conferences)
L2 = Lägre Ligen 2 (5th tier regional divisions)

Major upsets, high-profile fixtures and/or derbies are bolded.


First Round
Olask Islanders (H) 3–0 Tromsdale Town (L2)
Chesterton Cottagers (L2) 0–6 IFK Sokuldijak (L2)
OAS Royal FC II (L2) 0–0 Cape Dutch Copperheads (L2) (0–0 AET) (6–5 pen.)
Talmusok City (L1) 1–0 Yuonela Town (L2)
AC Holmenkollen (H) 7–0 Taigaenplats (L2)
Na'Ilee Mariners (S) 1–0 Eastweald II (L2)
Sporting Corrian (L2) 1–4 Pristine Forest (S)
Drummond's FC (L2) 0–5 Pelethas United (H)
Fort Archer FC (T) 0–0 Noumen Town (L2) (0–1 AET)
FC Kaldukosic (H) 8–0 Novia Alliance (L2)
Mallox (H) 5–2 Sontäfe City (T)
Keenan Athletic (H) 1–0 IFK Aldenskoett (S)
Dusk Athletic (L2) 0–4 Impera Town (L2)
SC Torpedo Kejsarkona (T) 2–1 Wealdheim Bards (L2)
FC Dynamo Kurbads (L1) 0–1 Menoptera United (L2)
Rexnor District 9 (L2) 1–3 Svart-Guld Klingaställe (L2)
OAS Royal FC (H) 5–2 Wilmontsbloom Blue Star (L1)
Hagenheim South End (L1) 2–0 Atletisk Östrad (L2)
Cerulia City FC (L2) 1–1 Falco Na'Diveh (L2) (1–1 AET) (3–0 pen.)
FC Arkadius (L2) 4–3 Marshall-Blue FC (L2)
Centus Serpents (H) 0–1 Nuur Origins FC (T)
Oppland 806 (L2) 2–2 SC Swamport (L2) (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
White Tower FC (T) 2–1 Malm Town (L2)
Ciems Mungonduvia (L2) 0–3 Zakhoro Aces (S)
FC Invierness 912 (L2) 0–1 Goldstaff Athletic (L2)
IFK Sundsvall (T) 1–0 VfL Läutenstadt (L2)
Noths Castle (L2) 0–8 Cassandra City (H)
Rhithlungwerddon Town (L2) 2–1 Satyricon Nemesies AFC (L2)
FC Fejd (L2) 0–4 Nomad Brotherhood (T)
Atlético Oterro (L2) 1–3 Atletisk Kvelertak (L2)
Sporting Club Macofor (L2) 1–3 Tranquility Treepolis (L1)
Sammet Ridge (L1) 0–0 SC Cirith 01 (L2) (0–1 AET)
FC Stellendam (L2) 0–3 West Gundar (S)
West Devellin (L1) 0–0 AFC Centus (L1) (1–1 AET) (6–7 pen.)
Sadenia Paladins (T) 1–0 Orias-Kvissle SC (L2)
Ramusok United II (L2) 0–2 Heofoncandel Uré (L2)
Gibwir Marsnal (L2) 1–0 Villa Forsetti (L2)
Dockery Union (L2) 0–3 FC Samotath (S)
Portsmouth (T) 1–0 Rexnor District 2 (L2)
Klovstad Klub (L2) 1–0 Hamlack Town (L2)
West Ellum (L2) 1–1 Gwynt Tywyll (S) (1–3 AET)
Dawchire Town (L1) 1–0 FC Na'Travii (L2)
Baymar Lagune (L2) 2–1 AC Sepultura (T)
Levithia Shrievenzale (L2) 0–0 Sporting Pirankoper (L1) (0–2 AET)
Cassandra City II (L1) 0–0 Rexnor District 6 (L2) (0–0 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Bergtatt Island Athletic (T) 1–1 Sporting Culmar (L1) (2–1 AET)
SEP Bjärnum (L2) 0–5 Aberaeron Celtic (L1)
FC Kviststad (L2) 4–2 Yambridge City (L1)
Cassandra Cosmopolitan (S) 4–0 Usk Town (L2)
Woods of Ypres (L1) 4–0 Rexnor District 5 (L1)
Dvinko Black Heart (T) 1–1 Ardamirchan Isle United (L2) (2–1 AET)
Brayllor Town (L1) 0–4 Klyde (H)
Theli City (L2) 2–2 Rexnor District 7 (L2) (2–3 AET)
Otkins Numenvernia (S) 0–0 IFK Karlsborg (L2) (0–0 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Miklagaard Salvation (L2) 0–2 CD Panteras Nueces (L1)
Exxeco Station (L2) 1–0 Somberlain FC (L2)
Everlong FC (L1) 4–1 East Gundar (L2)
Pardock Island (T) 1–0 Oxbow Lake (L2)
Grayslake (L2) 0–0 Red Star Karbosic (L2) (0–1 AET)
Fevelo Colony (S) 5–0 Harlegan Rovers (L2)
IFK Nordön (L2) 0–5 Ziemelu Skaida (H)
Rhodes Ravens AFC (L2) 1–0 FC Kaldukosic II (L2)
Samaj FC (H) 2–0 Marinus City (L2)
Scarborough (L2) 2–6 Goldstaff City (S)
Salfa City (L1) 2–0 Sólstafir (L2)
Piander Falls FC (L2) 0–1 Meryuma Marshals (L1)
Morponte Fief II (L2) 0–4 Eastweald (H)
Carnessa County (L2) 0–1 Nexus Magens FC (L2)
Zirconim City (L2) 2–0 Gorgoroth (L2)
Real Bellavista (L1) 0–0 Stoneshore United (H) (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Tamiat Town (L1) 2–2 Stortrommeby Town (L2) (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Kalloroda United (L1) 0–0 Mintwick Marmots (L2) (0–1 AET)
Moggington County (L2) 0–2 East Devellin (L1)
Paulsendam Town (L2) 1–0 Kreanoltha Vipers (L2)
Real Azuris (H) 1–0 Riverside Crew (T)
Lindsborg Premier (L2) 0–1 Silk FC (L1)
Braumhill (L2) 1–1 Olympique Sur Mer (L2) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Borzac Sequins (L2) 1–3 Gwerin Athletic (L2)
Tornline (L1) 0–1 Inter Juta (L2)
Volmachtia Kaldukosic (L1) 1–0 Keldin Town (L2)
Rexnor District 3 (T) 2–0 Interstellar Erurok (L1)
Ramusok United (H) 3–0 Sarmon (T)
Crawford City FC (H) 6–2 Highlanders (L1)
Drahva United (L2) 1–1 Lykathea City (L2) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Ayr Athletic (L2) 3–1 Club Varden (L2)
Treacherous Cove AFC (L1) 3–1 Yellow Meadow Lynwood (L2)
Buscari Bridge Force (L2) 0–1 Whitestone Athletic (L2)
Club Toftir (L2) 0–0 Real Azuris II (L2) (2–0 AET)
Flithby Town (L2) 0–2 Templar-Lune FC (L2)
Azure Lane FC (L1) 2–1 Murkwaamp Suns FC (L2)
Ombra Castle (L2) 0–0 AFC Wernersburg (L1) (0–0 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Austentrapp City FC (L2) 0–0 Chamomile Town (L2) (0–1 AET)
Briquia Southside (L2) 0–5 Gladsax Chariot FC (L2)
Coppell City FC (L2) 0–6 Treftadaeth Alliance (H)
Aläng FF (L1) 2–0 Varvonti Firestorm (L2)
Atletisk Surpronuk (T) 0–0 Seryddwyr Aberaeron (S) (0–0 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Moore Hill Pirates (L2) 1–1 Regalia City (S) (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Orion Wanderers (L2) 2–1 FC Kastanjestad (L2)
Thergothon Town (L2) 1–2 Alstagruuket Sarlaccs FC (L2)
East Ellum (L2) 1–0 Ajatarra Alligators (L1)
Wiedna Town (L1) 1–0 1. FC Guggenheim (L2)
Hassaburess Athletic (L2) 0–1 FC Flen (S)
Sindo Fief (T) 0–0 Emerald Cove (L1) (0–2 AET)
Versiaville (S) 1–1 Klyde II (L2) (2–1 AET)
Revanigruud Riversharks (S) 1–0 Erpland County (L1)
New Hagenheim Canopy (L2) 0–0 FC Va'Lubasa (L1) (0–0 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Jotungard 99 FC (L1) 1–1 United FC of Stoneshore (L2) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
IFK Keukenhok (L2) 1–0 Ingleton Town (L2)
Tonsei Tumult (L2) 0–1 Nabataea (L2)
Rhupenhoven Town (L2) 3–1 Cadonica United (L2)
FC1. Richtofen Avalanche (L2) 1–0 Rexnor District 4 (L2)
Gnoss Gallants AFC (T) 5–1 Klyde City (L2)
Bayford City (L2) 2–1 Östrad Rockets FC (L2)
Klyde Heritage FC (T) 1–0 Crawford City FC II (L2)
Black Diamond Osterhaut (L2) 3–0 Glasbon SC (L2)
Helfin Fief (S) 2–0 AC Opjenheim (L2)
Tierra Interstellar Wanderers (L1) 0–2 Morponte Fief (S)
Snaigow Hoarfrost (L2) 2–0 Goldsoul FC (L2)
AFC Obscura 98 (T) 2–0 Attumac Wanderers (L2)
Crawford Sharks SC (L1) 3–1 Duval Town (L2)
Columbia Town (L2) 2–3 Larkinham Town (L1)
Gamma City Zakhoro (L1) 0–0 High Noon FC (L1) (0–0 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Rexnor District 8 (L2) 1–1 FK Pentagram Pjattervid (L2) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Romstafar Outpost (L2) 0–1 Forest Hill FC (L1)
FC Samotath II (L2) 0–1 Interstellar Östrad (L2)
Scarromere FC (L2) 0–2 Gamlasir (L2)
Esterhollow Harbor (T) 2–1 Mallox II (L2)
Caledon Legion (L1) 1–2 Hvalsey 08 (L1)
Centus Serpents are the only HL club bounced in the first round, blanked 1-0 by a tough opponent in Nuur Origins FC, who are expected to battle for promotion to Sekundar Ligan this season. On the other end of the spectrum, AC Holmenkollen and FC Kaldukosic achieve the largest win-margins: 8-0 over semi-pro teams in the fifth-tier bowels.

Second Round
Olask Islanders (H) 3–0 IFK Sokuldijak (L2)
OAS Royal FC II (L2) 0–0 Talmusok City (L1) (0–1 AET)
AC Holmenkollen (H) 3–3 Na'Ilee Mariners (S) (4–3 AET)
Pristine Forest (S) 1–2 Pelethas United (H)
Noumen Town (L2) 0–6 FC Kaldukosic (H)
Mallox (H) 3–1 Keenan Athletic (H)
Impera Town (L2) 3–3 SC Torpedo Kejsarkona (T) (3–3 AET) (7–6 pen.)
Menoptera United (L2) 1–1 Svart-Guld Klingaställe (L2) (1–1 AET) (1–3 pen.)
OAS Royal FC (H) 3–2 Hagenheim South End (L1)
Cerulia City FC (L2) 1–0 FC Arkadius (L2)
Nuur Origins FC (T) 1–0 Oppland 806 (L2)
White Tower FC (T) 2–0 Zakhoro Aces (S)
Goldstaff Athletic (L2) 0–1 IFK Sundsvall (T)
Cassandra City (H) 5–1 Rhithlungwerddon Town (L2)
Nomad Brotherhood (T) 2–0 Atletisk Kvelertak (L2)
Tranquility Treepolis (L1) 1–1 SC Cirith 01 (L2) (2–1 AET)
West Gundar (S) 1–1 AFC Centus (L1) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Sadenia Paladins (T) 2–0 Heofoncandel Uré (L2)
Gibwir Marsnal (L2) 2–4 FC Samotath (S)
Portsmouth (T) 2–1 Klovstad Klub (L2)
Gwynt Tywyll (S) 0–1 Dawchire Town (L1)
Baymar Lagune (L2) 6–3 Sporting Pirankoper (L1)
Rexnor District 6 (L2) 0–0 Bergtatt Island Athletic (T) (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Aberaeron Celtic (L1) 2–2 FC Kviststad (L2) (2–2 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Cassandra Cosmopolitan (S) 1–0 Woods of Ypres (L1)
Dvinko Black Heart (T) 1–5 Klyde (H)
Rexnor District 7 (L2) 0–1 Otkins Numenvernia (S)
CD Panteras Nueces (L1) 1–1 Exxeco Station (L2) (1–2 AET)
Everlong FC (L1) 0–1 Pardock Island (T)
Red Star Karbosic (L2) 0–1 Fevelo Colony (S)
Ziemelu Skaida (H) 3–0 Rhodes Ravens AFC (L2)
Samaj FC (H) 0–0 Goldstaff City (S) (0–0 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Salfa City (L1) 1–2 Meryuma Marshals (L1)
Eastweald (H) 5–1 Nexus Magens FC (L2)
Zirconim City (L2) 0–1 Stoneshore United (H)
Tamiat Town (L1) 0–1 Mintwick Marmots (L2)
East Devellin (L1) 0–0 Paulsendam Town (L2) (0–1 AET)
Real Azuris (H) 3–1 Silk FC (L1)
Olympique Sur Mer (L2) 0–1 Gwerin Athletic (L2)
Inter Juta (L2) 0–2 Volmachtia Kaldukosic (L1)
Rexnor District 3 (T) 1–5 Ramusok United (H)
Crawford City FC (H) 2–0 Drahva United (L2)
Ayr Athletic (L2) 1–3 Treacherous Cove AFC (L1)
Whitestone Athletic (L2) 1–0 Club Toftir (L2)
Templar-Lune FC (L2) 2–0 Azure Lane FC (L1)
Ombra Castle (L2) 0–1 Chamomile Town (L2)
Gladsax Chariot FC (L2) 1–2 Treftadaeth Alliance (H)
Aläng FF (L1) 0–1 Atletisk Surpronuk (T)
Regalia City (S) 4–0 Orion Wanderers (L2)
Alstagruuket Sarlaccs FC (L2) 2–0 East Ellum (L2)
Wiedna Town (L1) 0–2 FC Flen (S)
Emerald Cove (L1) 1–1 Versiaville (S) (2–1 AET)
Revanigruud Riversharks (S) 0–0 FC Va'Lubasa (L1) (0–0 AET) (0–3 pen.)
United FC of Stoneshore (L2) 0–0 IFK Keukenhok (L2) (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Nabataea (L2) 1–1 Rhupenhoven Town (L2) (2–2 AET) (5–6 pen.)
FC1. Richtofen Avalanche (L2) 1–3 Gnoss Gallants AFC (T)
Bayford City (L2) 1–3 Klyde Heritage FC (T)
Black Diamond Osterhaut (L2) 1–3 Helfin Fief (S)
Morponte Fief (S) 3–2 Snaigow Hoarfrost (L2)
AFC Obscura 98 (T) 3–1 Crawford Sharks SC (L1)
Larkinham Town (L1) 1–0 Gamma City Zakhoro (L1)
Rexnor District 8 (L2) 1–1 Forest Hill FC (L1) (2–1 AET)
Interstellar Östrad (L2) 1–0 Gamlasir (L2)
Esterhollow Harbor (T) 2–0 Hvalsey 08 (L1)

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Härlighet Ligan Season 28: Part 2

Postby Cosumar » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:32 pm

Härlighet Ligan Matchday 9
Samaj FC 1–2 FC Kaldukosic
Nathael 43' | Na'Jhadur 27', Nisa 47'

Treftadaeth Alliance 2–2 Ramusok United
Robitaille 36', Morten 42' | Arrowsmith 34', Wheeler 67'

AC Holmenkollen 1–1 Stoneshore United
Spekter 7' | Odóma 1'

OAS Royal FC 1–1 Pelethas United
Møller 1' | Linxin 81'

Klyde 0–2 Eastweald
Townsend-Gregg 1', der Pros 57'

Mallox 1–2 Cassandra City
Masatoshi 58' | de Sájajo 6' 21'

Crawford City FC 5–3 Real Azuris
Kárpáty 33' 48', Belladonna 73', Moxham 77', Kárpáty 83' | Antúnes 8' 14', Biondi 70'

Olask Islanders 3–4 Ziemelu Skaida
Tamburelli 7', Irwin 41', Tzyzakoos 78' | Koclanes 20', Myren 32', Koclanes 58', Tonner 61'

Centus Serpents 1–1 Keenan Athletic
Zigfield 72' | Malleom 80'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Boom we're back!!! Three goals within the very first minute of Saturday morning's slate. Only 12 seconds after the first kick at cavernous Crowley Memorial, Pelethas defender Miro Said catastrophically fell down as Catheline Marchant played a routine ball forward, allowing Thor Møller to break one-on-one with the keeper. He made no mistake. Less than 30 seconds later over in Klyde City, Eastweald struck an early blow in the form of an immaculate curler from beyond the corner of the box by young midfielder Jennifer Townsend-Gregg in her first start of the season. Somuele Der Pros would match her with an equally bendy goal later on to notch Eastweald an impressive 2-0 win. And Domé Odóma still can't stop scoring for Stoneshore United, fizzing a hard low shot past the formidable Shad Vylon at his near post after 56 seconds. It earned the Greys a decent road point at Holmenkollen. As for the other 89 minutes of action this weekend, the most notable takeaway is probably Crawford City FC winning a rowdy rematch of last year's King's Cup Final and getting their revenge, 5-3. Sure, Real Azuris have been bad lately, but they got up for this one. But it wasn't enough against CCFC. The teal and gold are cruising along this year despite not getting a Chimera Moxham goal until the 77th minute of this week, with her reflex header on the goal line that proved to be the winner. That said, Cassandra City are still tops thanks to Lojes de Sájajo's first half left-footed brace in Mallox.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 10
FC Kaldukosic 3–4 Keenan Athletic
Denarian 2' 19' 38' | Lewitzki 35', Spisic 41', Byfuglien 53', Sade 60'

Ziemelu Skaida 0–1 Centus Serpents
Na'Verii 42'

Real Azuris 1–3 Olask Islanders
Silvestri 46' | Parchot 10', Tamburelli 21', Irwin 42'

Cassandra City 1–3 Crawford City FC
de Sájajo 84' | Kárpáty 15', Martell 48', Mosquera 80'

Eastweald 4–3 Mallox
Del Angel 9', Bond 11', Ilya 21', Bond 37' | Bruyne 23', Cheong 64', Riordan 66'

Pelethas United 5–3 Klyde
Montelius 32', Aspenwood 45+1', Montelius 70', Aspenwood 77', Alotic 83' | Doyle 40', Fierro 68' 81'

Stoneshore United 2–3 OAS Royal FC
Brynjolfsson 54', Fogarty 55' | Drover 8' 46', Kahara 65'

Ramusok United 1–0 AC Holmenkollen
Arrowsmith 27'

Samaj FC 4–1 Treftadaeth Alliance
Muswell 21', D. Gvetadze 49', Totorikagoena 62', Lovelock 81' | Robitaille 82'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: This weekend was, erm, eventful. First off, there was some Grade-A Drama in Kaldukosic. With Keenan Athletic's high-octane attack in town, goals were to be expected, but few foresaw new Kaldu striker Aidan Denarian hitting the back of the net one, two, THREE times by the 38th minute. "3 - Number of first half goals for @adenarian Welcome to the HL!" FC Kaldukosic's official Twii.tur account posted at half time, with the hat trick emoji. "300 - Number of bureaucrats @fckaldukosic had to suck off to sneak him in, FRAUDS" Makenna Scripps replied, also at half time, from the Athletic dressing room. Scripps' controversial twii ended up motivating herself and her teammates. From their 3-1 half time deficit, Keenan Athletic stormed back to win 4-3, Scripps assisting on both Dinko Spisic's goal and Elodie Sade's winner. Asked about her impromptu online outburst after the match, the aspiring Eastfield Lodge international doubled down, criticizing the Denarian transfer and stating simply, "by legal goals, we won four-nil." Samaj FC also hit the four-goal mark this week, getting some encouraging production from their #9s and easily dispatching Treftadaeth Alliance. Apple Jack won Manager of the Year last season for spurring newly-promoted Trefta to 11th, but his team is now in the midst of a sophomore season slump. The Astronomers sit second-to-bottom and face an uphill climb to stay up and restore their promising trajectory. Aging club icon Cosudel Champali has become a liability in the back this season and fans are regretfully calling for Lorne Morten to take his place in the regular starting eleven. Derbies! There are also derbies! Eastweald skin Mallox in the first half of their home leg of the Weald Classic - Brian Bond a constant menace - and then hang on in the second half to win 4-3. Ramusok United also down AC Holmenkollen in a Minor Ramusok Derby, a peach of a finish by Winston Arrowsmith off a deflected feed from Corby Wheeler sealing the needed three points for Kirum Mortonsson. Lastly, it's also worth noting that Centus Serpents notched an important three points in a potential relegation clash, defeating fellow new side Ziemelu Skaida 1-0. In Samotath. Skaida's crowd was loud, but Erridupizir Na'Verii shut down their midfield and eventually their chants, out-dueling opposite destroyer Ehab Amkura. Serpents also got massive performances from 36-year-old Nepharim center back duo Conan Lineker and Catheline Jurist in procuring their clean sheet. The oldies ain't done just yet!



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 11
Treftadaeth Alliance 2–0 FC Kaldukosic
Almeida 12', Mäntysaari 32'

AC Holmenkollen 0–1 Samaj FC
D. Gvetadze 22'

OAS Royal FC 1–3 Ramusok United
Møller 86' | Wedderburn 10' 34' 83'

Klyde 2–2 Stoneshore United
Butterworth 15', Doyle 54' | Gölöncsér 43', Odóma 66'

Mallox 4–4 Pelethas United
Riordan 14' 59', Engram 69', Bruyne 82' | Aspenwood 16', Alotic 57', Cyn-Penzag 77', Aspenwood 79'

Crawford City FC 3–5 Eastweald
Kárpáty 46', Martell 60', Kárpáty 77' | Kovačević 4' 66', Scott 80', Fanaiyan 82', Tali'raia 90+3'

Olask Islanders 4–5 Cassandra City
Parchot 38', Na'Tlipoca 58', Bourass 62', Way 65' | Zeale-Riddick 2', Sonar Amethyst 27' 33' 49', Riprov 69'

Centus Serpents 2–6 Real Azuris
Olonniquin 55', Nürnyk 87' | Silvestri 26', Yucob 37', Benedict 53', Mormentor 58', Sigurjonsdottir 63' 90'

Keenan Athletic 3–4 Ziemelu Skaida
Scripps 25', Sade 51', Cutnine 90+6' | Koclanes 30', Swittek 45', Amkura 59', Marmor-Lavie 69'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Debates over FC Kaldukosic's "unfair" (or not?) acquisition of Denarian dominated talk shows over the week, so a lot of eyes were on the polarizing Cenian as his Victors traveled up the eastern peninsula to Ashen Point. Instead of further intrigue, curious viewers were treated to an ultra-gritty defensive performance by Treftadaeth Alliance, who righted themselves by kicking snow onto Denarian's goal-scoring fire. Literally. It actually started snowing in the second half just as Denarian had a penalty parried away by Kai Poirier. Elsewhere, Ram U's Minor Ramusok Derby win last week proved to be an effective on-boarding ramp for the Major Ramusok Derby this week. The Blues marched into a hostile Crowley Memorial unfazed, breezing past OAS Royal on a Lara Wedderburn hat trick. United clearly wanted it more - first to every 50/50 ball. Then, in possession, Corby Wheeler was able to dictate the game, OAS lacking defensive bite in midfield. Not a great look for Syl Denhardt, who was decidedly ~uncomfy~ as the boos rang out, constantly adjusting his cuff links. Speaking of under-fire managers, Real Azuris' Luis Varezzi very well could've - and perhaps should've - been sacked last week after an ugly home loss to Olask that - incredibly - sent the Breakers bottom. But a date with an inexperienced side like Centus Serpents this week was just what the doctor ordered. With their backs against the wall, Real Azuris responded with a six-goal flogging. Forwards lacking confidence like Silvestri and Yucob got on the scoresheet, and struggling midfielder Mbdiai Akarenaa put in a vintage performance. Besides being scored on by their own teenage loanee, Apolonia Olonniquin, it was a near-perfect performance for the Azurians. One that smelled of some serious demons being exorcised. They can only go up from here. How far up? Well, the title ship has likely sailed, but it's looking like a it will be a crowded race this year. Crawford City FC drew level with Cassandra last week only to fall to fellow chasers Eastweald this week. That's a landmark result for Theresa Riether at the home of the defending champions. Jagoda Kovačević beat Hansi Weschler from close range twice in the 5-3 win (matching her Wanderers role model Kárpáty on the day) and is on pace for a breakout season in the scoring department.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 12
FC Kaldukosic 1–1 Ziemelu Skaida
Denarian 20' | Koclanes 75'

Real Azuris 1–1 Keenan Athletic
Sigurjonsdottir 35' | Fortidoré 44'

Cassandra City 2–0 Centus Serpents
Riprov 21', Va'Afaja 79'

Eastweald 0–1 Olask Islanders
Irwin 24'

Pelethas United 4–5 Crawford City FC
Xandreas 15' 17', Alotic 21', Aspenwood 26' | Belladonna 5' 37' 49', Farrow 61', Danko 83'

Stoneshore United 3–5 Mallox
Senterekoesima 65', Odóma 78', Gölöncsér 81' | Siorrha'Asione 20', Riordan 23', Del Arro 24', Riordan 38' 48'

Ramusok United 1–1 Klyde
Stone 76' | Gandhi 59'

Samaj FC 1–2 OAS Royal FC
Larsen 48' | Møller 44', Marsteller 51'

Treftadaeth Alliance 0–0 AC Holmenkollen

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Emblematic of the roller-coaster seasons that many clubs are having, Eastweald follow up last week's bold declaration with a proverbial whimper: a 1-0 loss to Olask Islanders. Being shut out at Old Weldenskirgen is never acceptable, even if the Islanders are at least semi-decent now. Riether spends her entire presser complaining about Maia Abylon kicking her playmakers in the shins. She's not wrong, but come on. With the gulf in attacking quality that Eastweald have over almost everybody, they have to be able to overcome that petty shit. Meanwhile, things go awry quickly for Eastweald's championship rivals CCFC in Pelethas, conceding a flurry of four goals within the span of eleven minutes in the middle of the first half. Regatta Aspenwood racked up a goal and two assists in that brief span, her fluid movement in and out from the left flank giving fits to CCFC's large (but not terribly agile) back line. However, Amethyst Fegelein threw on an extra defender at the start of the second half - the quicker Tas Danko - and that solidified things greatly. With a strong foundation restored, Crawford would come back from 4-1 down to win 5-4. Marigold Belladonna completed her first career hat trick in the second half to win the week's headlines (could the young academy product really be a PoTY candidate???), although Jennifer Farrow's sensational pirouetting finish for the equalizer may steal a couple. Around the league's other matches, Mallox dominated Stoneshore with Riordan smashing her way to a hat trick of her own - don't count her out from defending her Golden Boot just yet - and OAS Royal fended off Denhardt's detractors for another week, sweating out a quality performance under the fierce Samaj sun. Individually-talented but thus far often ill-fitting strike duo Møller and Marsteller combined extremely well - hopefully a sign of things to come.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 13
AC Holmenkollen 5–4 FC Kaldukosic
Jaeger 11', Wynder 19', McSorley 23', Hjelmgaard 29', Živković 71' | T. Flaksenhaar 7', Denarian 60', Woetekker 66', Nisa 80'

OAS Royal FC 4–1 Treftadaeth Alliance
Møller 7', Valcon 13', Hanger 25', Fosse 86' | Nyström 43'

Klyde 3–2 Samaj FC
Turner 6', Wheeler 49', Tarashaj 74' | Larsen 4', D. Gvetadze 86'

Mallox 2–1 Ramusok United
Siorrha'Asione 35', Masatoshi 37' | Arrowsmith 53'

Crawford City FC 3–1 Stoneshore United
Belladonna 57', Moxham 67', Alcouin 87' | Odóma 44'

Olask Islanders 1–0 Pelethas United
Way 67'

Centus Serpents 3–2 Eastweald
Velasquez 21', Sheriff 33', Olonniquin 35' | Hopkins 72', Scott 90'

Keenan Athletic 2–4 Cassandra City
Spisic 50', Chandilize 65' | Dyer Vry 32', Meier 35', Dyer Vry 42', Riprov 88'

Ziemelu Skaida 0–4 Real Azuris
Haidt 26', Benedict 34', Sigurjonsdottir 52', Antunović 79'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Hey, Centus won a Gellano Fief Derby! The Cassandra Megacasino sportsbook odds on that - especially it being Eastweald rather than Mallox that the Serpents would top - were, well, low. An even greater shock to the senses was the 3-0 half time scoreline in favor of Centus after Olonniquin's darting run and finish in behind. The teenage striker is figuring this HL thing out, her confidence visibly building in recent weeks - momentum that not even Hesterine Mercator could stop this day. Plaudits must also be given to her fellow young loanee Harlan Sheriff in defensive midfield. He was everywhere inserting himself between Eastweald's tiki-taka passes, giving Elwyn Romijnsen a selection dilemma between him and counterpart Na’Verii. Good problem to have! Eastweald may have dominated possession, but the Serpents limited them to only a few quality chances and were scintillating on the counter. Even if the Serpents ultimately go straight back down, the joyously incredulous 40.000 on hand will look back on this upset performance as one of the most memorable Somerset Road has seen in years. Elwyn Romijnsen putting an understated fist in the air towards a frenzied green-clad stand after Lineker's final clearance was a precious sight for long-suffering Centus fans. Cassandra City also enjoyed the sight, as Eastweald's defeat allowed them to stuff three points' more space between them thanks to yet another late goal by Lili Riprov. The former Holmenkollen striker has rapidly made herself at home in red as one of the league's most clutch super-sub scorers. Don't look now, but she has as many goals as Vega Zeale-Riddick so far this season. Crawford also won to keep pace with the Reds (despite Odóma continuing his goal-per-match rate for Stoneshore), Curtis Théberge's AC Holmenkollen reminded people they can still ball at Cedar Road with a furious 5-4 win, while OAS Royal won their third straight - a comprehensive rout of Alliance. Are Royal really back on track?



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 14
FC Kaldukosic 1–3 Real Azuris
Na'Jhadur 43' | Benedict 15', Arrowsword 36', Antunović 48'

Cassandra City 4–3 Ziemelu Skaida
Rowan 10', Dyer Vry 63', Frostmarris 65', Zeale-Riddick 80' | Koclanes 8', Springgate 60', St. Ann 87'

Eastweald 2–2 Keenan Athletic
Bond 2', Fanaiyan 88' | Woodwind 74', Traustason 76'

Pelethas United 2–2 Centus Serpents
Alotic 62', Montelius 66' | Olonniquin 12' 78'

Stoneshore United 1–2 Olask Islanders
Haagensen 50' | Kraljic 6', Irwin 12'

Ramusok United 0–0 Crawford City FC

Samaj FC 1–2 Mallox
Whitecastle 49' | Vu'Zago 8', Benjamin 82'

Treftadaeth Alliance 1–3 Klyde
Nyström 41' | Turner 16', Gandhi 34', Na'Jai 90+7'

AC Holmenkollen 0–5 OAS Royal FC
Kahara 17', Møller 38' 53' 62', Bannion 72'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Make it four straight for OAS Royal. They easily felled the Cedars - who looked so dangerous last week! - at Cedar Road. Or, perhaps more accurately, Thor Møller felled them. Just call him the Axe Man. Complete hat trick! Holmenkollen didn't have an answer for Gitonga Kahara's pace out wide either, and the Banijan repeatedly pumped in great service. Also this weekend, former Samaj FC star winger Rachel Del Arro made a homecoming of sorts to the Western Plains and looked almost apologetic as she hit the perfectly-weighted free kick that Ethan Benjamin cushioned inside the far post for Mallox's 82nd minute winner. The only one who should be apologizing, however, is whoever decided to have both Samaj and Mallox wear their "orange" kits (more like burnt rust in Samaj's case) at the same time. Traumatizing to the eyes. But the Tigers overcame the abominable color-clash and, like OAS and Azuris, have recovered nicely from a rocky start. Pelethas United, however, have not. Okay, so, the Miners haven't been explicitly bad at any point this season (their neutral goal-differential an outlier in the nether regions of the table), but they're plagued by an accumulation of results like this one -- settling for draws in matches they should win (and they really should be handling Centus at home) and losing matches, albeit narrowly, that were within their power to get a point out of. Sedgwick needs to preach persistence, because eventually their luck will turn and those results will start to come... right?? As evidenced by Jakki Montelius' leaping one-time finish to equalize 1-1 off a giveaway she herself forced, there's too much raw talent in this team for them to end up in a relegation conversation. Goal of the Week, however, has to go collectively to Eastweald for their own equalizer late on - a sequence of 39 passes capped off by Ishtar Fanaiyan with the cheekiest of scoops while falling forward off-balance at the back post. Remarkable composure by both Fanaiyan on the finish and by all eleven Wood Elves for executing such a patient build-up despite their supporters roaring at them impatiently in the 88th minute. Dat what dey do. Another goal to win it would've been nice though, especially with leaders Cassandra City outlasting Ziemelu Skaida to push the gap beyond the six-point mark.




Champions' Cup - Group Stage

Group D                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Yub  SfM  Ewd  SWS
1 Yuba United COM 6 4 2 0 10 3 +7 14 — 2–1 0–0 3–0
2 Sabrefell Moths NPH 6 4 1 1 8 4 +4 13 1–1 — 1–0 2–0

3 Eastweald COS 6 1 1 4 3 5 −2 4 0–1 1–2 — 2–0
4 SW Stahlberg STL 6 1 0 5 2 11 −9 3 1–3 0–1 1–0 —
Not a great showing for the Eastwealders in an admittedly tough group. After losing their first few matches, they de-prioritized the Champions' Cup in favor of the league but still ended up scraping into the Globe Cup on the sole strength of their nil-nil draw in Commerce Heights. That was all that separated them from SW Stahlberg, who also got swept by Moths, after Eastweald traded home wins with the relative minnows.

Group E                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   IzZ  CfC  FvI  Lts
1 AC Izotz Zubia AUD 6 4 0 2 8 5 +3 12 — 1–0 1–0 3–0
2 Crawford City FC COS 6 2 3 1 12 8 +4 9 2–1 — 2–2 2–2

3 Fontvielle Impact VLD 6 2 2 2 10 10 0 8 3–1 1–1 — 4–2
4 Letson Town ETN 6 1 1 4 8 15 −7 4 0–1 1–5 3–0 —
Go CCFC! The Elephants march the Cosumarite banner forward in the Champions' Cup after a drawn-out deathly struggle with Fontvielle in Group E. They have their trunks pointed in unison towards a return to the Final, where they hope their newfound status as Cosumarite champs would lead to a better result this time. The coming knockout matches will provide the big stage that big international players like Kárpáty and Moxham crave.



Globe Cup - Group Stage

Group C                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   MRg  30C  Mlx  WxU
1 Mordov Rogak BRN 6 4 2 0 8 3 +5 14 — 2–1 1–0 1–1
2 1830 Cathair FC AUD 6 4 1 1 10 2 +8 13 0–0 — 2–0 2–0

3 Mallox COS 6 2 0 4 4 7 −3 6 1–2 0–2 — 1–0
4 Wexax United VAL 6 0 1 5 1 11 −10 1 0–2 0–3 0–2 —
Mordov Rogak in Group C are one of the surprises of the UICA season, topping a trifecta of historic clubs from longtime AO powerhouses Audioslavia, Cosumar and Valanora. Unfortunately, Mallox fell short of the one remaining spot, their 2-0 home loss to 1830 Cathair being the nail in the coffin. The 3-0 win in Wexax was fun though - Stiin Siorrha'Asione went crazy in that one. Being back south closer to Farfadillis brought something out of him that we hadn't seen yet this season.

Group K                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   SfA  Kfl  LNA  RaU
1 Sabrefell Athletic NPH 6 4 2 0 10 4 +6 14 — 2–2 2–1 2–0
2 Koflir QUS 6 2 2 2 9 7 +2 8 0–1 — 2–3 2–0

3 La Nueva Avenida FFD 6 2 1 3 8 12 −4 7 0–2 1–1 — 2–1
4 Ramusok United COS 6 1 1 4 6 10 −4 4 1–1 0–2 4–1 —
In a group that easily could've passed for Champions' Cup, Ramusok United did defend Fire River Arena well - holding Sabrefell Athletic to a draw and flaying La Nueva Avenida with a Wedderburn hat trick. However, the Blues didn't travel well. The attack fell flat in all three road fixtures, resulting in three losses that tanked their chances of advancing.



Series B Champions' Cup - Group Stage

Group E                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts   Swb  AKw  ZSk  SSl
1 AFC Swanbridge BRE 6 4 2 0 16 6 +10 14 — 2–2 5–1 4–1
2 Alvinero Kawasuki HIN 6 2 2 2 6 7 −1 8* 0–2 — 1–1 2–0

3 Ziemelu Skaida COS 6 2 2 2 6 9 −3 8* 1–1 0–1 — 2–1
4 Sporting Salicus STB 6 1 0 5 5 11 −6 3 1–2 2–0 0–1 —
* Alvinero Kawasuki ahead of Ziemelu Skaida on head-to-head points
Cosumar is eliminated from the Globe Cup, and the SBCC too. AFC Swanbridge were the clear class of Group E, and Sporting Salicus the clear doormat. The Halberdiers' spot in the next round was therefore left up to their ability to better Hinode side Alvinero Kawasuki. Although they finished level on points, Alvinero's early 1-0 win at Blashyrk Gate came back to haunt Ziemelu in the tiebreakers.





Harlighet Ligan Matchday 15
OAS Royal FC 6–1 FC Kaldukosic
Duvernay 25', Valcon 61', Di Sansev 67' 79', Møller 89', Marsteller 90+2' | Nisa 21'

Klyde 1–3 AC Holmenkollen
Savar-Mal 44' | Hjelmgaard 20', Romo 42', Hjelmgaard 50'

Mallox 2–2 Treftadaeth Alliance
Siorrha'Asione 16', Sjunitsson 74' | Robitaille 58', Tarmé 67'

Crawford City FC 4–3 Samaj FC
Mosquera 11', Alcouin 32', Moxham 62', Belladonna 87' | D. Gvetadze 16' 51', Larsen 73'

Olask Islanders 1–2 Ramusok United
Scafidis 62' | Stone 30', Wedderburn 65'

Centus Serpents 0–1 Stoneshore United
Odóma 84'

Keenan Athletic 5–3 Pelethas United
Raleigh 45+1', Scripps 50', Spisic 51', Cirvante 57', Spisic 66' | Alotic 1', Maersk 30', Alotic 85'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–3 Eastweald
Koclanes 32' | Fanaiyan 10', Tali'raia 78' 79'

Real Azuris 2–0 Cassandra City
Silvestri 30', Yucob 86'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: "We're the best fuckin' team in the league right now. I believe that. Tell your neighbor, tell your grandma, tell everybody... tell em Royal is back." Normally, it would be easy to laugh at this quote by Thor Møller after a measly Matchday 15 win (and judging by the Twii memes, people are laughing), but it's not quite as easy to laugh off his confidence after watching OAS pulverize Kaldu 6-1. They're beating their opponents by a combined score of 15-2 over the last 270 minutes. Declaring the Royal Of Old "back" is premature, but maybe there's something to this. Aikin Valcon has been a revelation sliding into central midfield for the tweaked hamstring of Elsie Drover in recent weeks, and Møller himself is putting together a season of consistently impactful performances. Speaking of strikers, Mytanar teenager Dario Gvetadze seems to be solidifying himself as the starting #9 Samaj have been searching for. His play up top isn't flashy, but he has been finding the back of the net more consistently than Totorikagoena or Jurevicius. The high-water mark of his vein of form came this week with a brace on the banks of Lake Crawford. Although the Hunters still lost to the champs 4-3, victims of a Chimera Moxham masterclass, the sharp link-up play between Dario and his brother Alen Gvetadze caused CCFC problems and will be a major positive takeaway for Johannes Lundblade. Finally, viewers this week saw shades of the normal Real Azuris returning as they confidently swept the ball around the Estadio MasseMord against Cassandra City and got key defensive interventions from the Tidesson siblings to win 2-0 and tighten things up at the top.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 16
FC Kaldukosic 3–5 Cassandra City
Bengochea 34', T. Flaksenhaar 47', Nisa 65' | de Sájajo 6', Dyer Vry 14', Frostmarris 16', de Sájajo 53', Sonar Amethyst 57'

Eastweald 2–2 Real Azuris
Kovačević 66', Fanaiyan 76' | Benedict 22' 33'

Pelethas United 2–0 Ziemelu Skaida
Alotic 9' 11'

Stoneshore United 4–4 Keenan Athletic
Haagensen 25', Brynjolfsson 26', Odóma 59', Gölöncsér 89' | Malleom 20', Spisic 35', Scripps 61' 73'

Ramusok United 2–3 Centus Serpents
Lanios 9', Wheeler 14' | Olonniquin 24', Zigfield 39', Velasquez 84'

Samaj FC 2–4 Olask Islanders
Larsen 14', Columbine 73' | Kraljic 3', Methüzema 8', Irwin 49', Tzyzakoos 54'

Treftadaeth Alliance 3–2 Crawford City FC
Goulding 39', Nyström 57', Tarmé 65' | S. Arrowsword 69', Alcouin 88'

AC Holmenkollen 4–0 Mallox
Borbély 4', Jaeger 49' 52', Hjelmgaard 59'

OAS Royal FC 0–1 Klyde
Butterworth 45+4'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Good job Møller, you jinxed it. Royal's winning run finally runs its course with Klyde visiting Crowley Memorial, although it took a flukey goal accidentally deflected off the face of Peter Butterworth in addition to Kukiri standing on his HEAD in goal. That's a big win for the Doves, hauling them back within five points of OAS Royal - who had been threatening to pull away from them entirely - in the Globe Cup pecking order. We're not used to seeing gritty clean sheets on the road like this from Klyde FC in recent years. But it wasn't even one of the most surprising results of the weekend. First, AC Holmenkollen pulled a 4-0 shocker on Mallox. Godfred Hjelmgaard scored against his parent club, finally rounding into decent form in front of goal after taking two months to open his Holmenkollen account. Perpetually underrated Mathilda Jaeger was the bigger winner though: scoring twice, assisting young Hjelmgaard's goal and looking altogether more influential than her creative counterpart in orange, Cosumar international Taka Masatoshi. Second, Centus Serpents rode out 3-2 winners over Ram U in Ramusok. Romijnsen has his troops well-trained. Even after falling behind 2-0 early, the Serpents remained proactive and energetic despite playing against the Blues, who pride themselves on the same. They were able to fight their way back into the match to equalize by half time and give themselves a chance to steal a win, which is exactly what happened when pacey Arthur Velasquez came on as a super sub with ten minutes left and torched Dorthia Lanios for pace before snapping a shot in off Kearney's near post. The Fire River Army was not happy. Tough break for fullback Lanios, who thought it'd be a day to remember when she scored the opener minutes into her first HL start. But that wasn't all. The third and biggest surprise of the weekend was Alliance over CCFC. We all expect The Wormhole to be tough sledding for any opponent, with hostile fans in an intimate setting and oft-frigid weather. Still, we didn't quite expect Crawford City FC to be 3-0 down after 65 minutes. Give the credit/blame to Zak Nyström. It has taken the FC Samotath-bred striker awhile to acclimate to the Treftadaeth settings too, but the target man is finally clicking with his new teammates this month - particularly mercurial winger Tarmé and Quebecois veteran Jason Goulding. Looking across the week's three surprises, it's evident that fatigue from battling in the UICA group stages is starting to hit some of the big teams. They look ready for the midseason break. One. More. Week. You know what wasn't surprising in the least though? Wave after wave of Fanaiyan's terrifying athleticism battering down Real's arduous resistance for Eastweald to eventually equalize 2-2.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 17
Klyde 2–2 FC Kaldukosic
Kvalderkorr 7', Doyle 71' | Nisa 45', Denarian 50'

Mallox 4–2 OAS Royal FC
Del Arro 5', Siorrha'Asione 38', Riordan 69', Vu'Zago 82' | Møller 3', Coffey 61'

Crawford City FC 1–0 AC Holmenkollen
Arbuckle 69'

Olask Islanders 3–4 Treftadaeth Alliance
Tamburelli 28', Tzyzakoos 76', Scafidis 88' | Brotherford 1', Tarmé 10', Nyström 19', Goulding 22'

Centus Serpents 0–1 Samaj FC
D. Gvetadze 8'

Keenan Athletic 2–2 Ramusok United
Chandilize 58', Cirvante 71' | Arrowsmith 49', Wheeler 60'

Ziemelu Skaida 4–2 Stoneshore United
St. Ann 7', Amkura 14', Koclanes 29', St. Ann 58' | Rollins 46', Brynjolfsson 74'

Real Azuris 2–1 Pelethas United
Benedict 43', Yucob 76' | Miettinen 50'

Cassandra City 1–3 Eastweald
Dyer Vry 70' | Del Angel 44', Mordini 87', Scott 90+4'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: The Thor Møller Award For Interview Antics this week goes to Fion "Krazy" Tzyzakoos of the Olask Islanders, for the one-two punch of an Insane Clown Posse mask celebrating her 76th minute overhead kick goal followed by calling Kamu Road "my very own house of horrors" post-match. That's, um, audacious - considering the Islanders still LOST there 4-3 even with her krazy goal. But hey, they very nearly did a cool thing, at least, fighting back three-quarters of the way from 4-0 down against a Trefta defense that's usually adept at locking up shop. A loss is a loss, but Collette Sade's side will still be feeling pretty good about going into the break firmly in the UICA zone. 5th could've been 4th, but it's nevertheless a strong season on the Isle. Take advantage of this moment while you still have Maia Abylon, Olask. Another upward trajectory as the curtain closes on the first half of the season is... Eastweald. All were looking to their match against league leaders Cassandra City to see if the Wood Elves would validate their title ambitions. They have the talent, but do they have the mettle this year? The match understandably felt like a finale of sorts. It was a physical, end-to-end affair that teetered back and forth most of the way, but by winning 3-1 with a pair of Amphitheatre-silencing daaggers in the final minutes, Eastweald answered the questions with a resounding Yes. A four-point gap at the break will feel so much more manageable for Theresa Riether than five or seven. Planted smack-dab in the middle of that four-point window between Cassandra City and Eastweald is Crawford City FC. The defending champs weren't sensational viewing this week, but held on to 2nd thanks to a novelty goal by reserve right back Teague Arbuckle and a dramatic Weschler penalty save on Jaeger in stoppage time. Two other highlights from the final round of the season's first leg will leave a lasting imprint in the memory until we return: 1) Mylon Doyle's silky chip from an acute angle to cap off a neat passing triangle featuring fellow standout Klyde homegrowns Turner and Hollifield, 2) the HL's shortest attacker, Cece St. Ann of Ziemelu Skaida, literally nutmegging big Stoneshore defender Jurg Haahr with her entire body to close in on goal and strike to lift her team into comfortable midway position at Stoneshore's expense. Yeah, you read that right. The collective auditory WTF from Blashyrk Gate as St. Ann got low and scrambled under Haahr's wide stance was, well... you just had to be there. Reverse teabag? The loss condemns the Greys to the cellar for the next few weeks despite the constant flow of goals from Domé Odóma. Can someone else step up for them in the second half? Only two points separate them from Alliance in 14th, so all is not nearly lost yet.





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Here's where the table stands at the HL's customary midseason break! Incumbent title contenders CCFC and Eastweald are in the thick of the hunt once again, but this time, Cassandra City have jumped back into the mix to lead what is now a three-dog pack. With their bristling hot streak over the past two months, OAS Royal have surged behind them into the Globe Cup places, joining Klyde FC and Olask Islanders. However, slow-starting UICA hopefuls like Real Azuris and Mallox are finally closing in on the top six with real momentum. Conversely, meanwhile, Samaj and Kaldukosic have fallen off to varying degrees after strong starts. Will these trends survive the weeks off or will the restart a month from now be the hard-reset we've seen in years past?

1016 Härlighet Ligan        Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Cassandra City 17 11 3 3 40 31 +9 36
2 Image Crawford City FC 17 10 4 3 43 30 +13 34
3 Image Eastweald 17 10 2 5 40 29 +11 32
4 Image OAS Royal FC 17 8 3 6 45 33 +12 27
5 Image Olask Islanders 17 9 0 8 35 33 +2 27
6 Image Klyde 17 7 5 5 35 33 +2 26
7 Image Real Azuris 17 6 5 6 34 27 +7 23
8 Image Samaj FC 17 7 2 8 30 29 +1 23
9 Image Mallox 17 6 5 6 43 44 −1 23
10 Image Ramusok United 17 6 4 7 28 29 −1 22
11 Image AC Holmenkollen 17 6 4 7 25 28 −3 22
12 Image Keenan Athletic 17 4 9 4 46 45 +1 21
13 Image Ziemelu Skaida 17 6 3 8 27 38 −11 21
14 Image Treftadaeth Alliance 17 4 6 7 27 37 −10 18
15 Image Centus Serpents 17 5 3 9 22 32 −10 18
16 Image Pelethas United 17 4 5 8 32 34 −2 17
17 Image FC Kaldukosic 17 4 5 8 35 46 −11 17
18 Image Stoneshore United 17 4 4 9 37 46 −9 16


Golden Boot Leader:
Image Image Domé Odóma (15)





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The early season results were interesting, but another couple of months later and the three sides relegated last year have filtered back to the top. He may have been average in the HL, but it turns out that a former World Cup star like Cade Jones is above Sekundar Ligan level! Who woulda thunk?? His goals have Goldstaff City's necks out in front in first, but the chasing pack isn't far behind.

1016 Sekundar Ligan         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Goldstaff City 17 11 2 4 34 24 +10 35
2 Image FC Samotath 17 10 2 5 34 22 +12 32
3 Image Fevelo Colony 17 10 2 5 35 25 +10 32
4 Image Morponte Fief 17 9 3 5 23 14 +9 30
5 Image IFK Aldenskoett 17 9 2 6 27 19 +8 29
6 Image Na'Ilee Mariners 17 8 4 5 38 34 +4 28
7 Image Revanigruud Riversharks 17 7 5 5 35 34 +1 26
8 Image Helfin Fief 17 7 5 5 31 33 −2 26
9 Image FC Flen 17 6 5 6 29 33 −4 23
10 Image Regalia City 17 7 1 9 34 36 −2 22
11 Image Versiaville 17 4 10 3 31 33 −2 22
12 Image West Gundar 17 6 2 9 22 22 0 20
13 Image Zakhoro Aces 17 5 5 7 24 28 −4 20
14 Image Gwynt Tywyll 17 5 4 8 17 22 −5 19
15 Image Cassandra Cosmopolitan 17 3 7 7 27 29 −2 16
16 Image Otkins Numenvernia 17 3 6 8 35 45 −10 15
17 Image Seryddwyr Aberaeron 17 3 5 9 26 36 −10 14
18 Image Pristine Forest 17 3 4 10 25 38 −13 13




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Nomads have responded to their first relegation in decades the right way, looking hell-bent to get back to their traditional Sekundar Ligan hunting grounds. SC Torpedo Kejsarkona, who have lost out in the playoffs a few times in recent years, have also kept their strong start going in a bid to claim one of the two automatic places this time. Sarmon, fresh arrivals from Conferece Cosumarus, are the biggest surprises, hovering right around the playoff line at the halfway point. But Sarmon is a club with history in Sekundar and Tredje Ligan, so it's not as big of a shock as if the Sadenia Paladins were making a push. By far the most humble club in the CosumarLigan tiers this season, it's no surprise that the Paladins are actually right where you would expect them. Would be a cool story if they survived, but this is reality.

1016 Tredje Ligan          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Nomad Brotherhood FC 21 11 6 4 38 26 +12 39
2 Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona 21 11 5 5 37 29 +8 38
3 Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic 21 10 6 5 23 16 +7 36
4 Image Esterhollow Harbor 21 10 4 7 34 31 +3 34
5 Image Pardock Island 21 9 6 6 37 31 +6 33
6 Image Riverside Crew 21 9 5 7 22 18 +4 32
7 Image Sarmon 21 8 8 5 24 25 −1 32
8 Image Atletisk Surpronuk 21 9 5 7 33 35 −2 32
9 Image Klyde Heritage FC 21 8 6 7 19 17 +2 30
10 Image Portsmouth FC 21 9 3 9 24 26 −2 30
11 Image Sontäfe City 21 8 5 8 34 27 +7 29
12 Image IFK Sundsvall 21 7 8 6 25 26 −1 29
13 Image Rexnor District 3 21 6 10 5 18 15 +3 28
14 Image Sindo Fief 21 8 4 9 31 30 +1 28
15 Image Fort Archer FC 21 6 8 7 29 30 −1 26
16 Image White Tower FC 21 6 8 7 28 29 −1 26
17 Image Gnoss Gallants AFC 21 7 5 9 32 34 −2 26
18 Image AFC Obscura 98 21 8 2 11 21 27 −6 26
19 Image Dvinko Black Heart 21 6 6 9 27 35 −8 24
20 Image Nuur Origins FC 21 6 3 12 14 20 −6 21
21 Image AC Sepultura 21 4 6 11 41 53 −12 18
22 Image Sadenia Paladins 21 2 7 12 24 35 −11 13







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Third Round
Olask Islanders (H) 1–0 Talmusok City (L1)
AC Holmenkollen (H) 1–1 Pelethas United (H) (1–2 AET)
FC Kaldukosic (H) 0–7 Mallox (H)
Impera Town (L2) 3–2 Svart-Guld Klingaställe (L2)
OAS Royal FC (H) 4–1 Cerulia City FC (L2)
Nuur Origins FC (T) 0–0 White Tower FC (T) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
IFK Sundsvall (T) 1–4 Cassandra City (H)
Nomad Brotherhood (T) 4–1 Tranquility Treepolis (L1)
West Gundar (S) 1–0 Sadenia Paladins (T)
FC Samotath (S) 2–0 Portsmouth (T)
Dawchire Town (L1) 1–0 Baymar Lagune (L2)
Rexnor District 6 (L2) 0–4 Aberaeron Celtic (L1)
Cassandra Cosmopolitan (S) 0–1 Klyde (H)
Otkins Numenvernia (S) 0–0 Exxeco Station (L2) (2–0 AET)
Pardock Island (T) 1–1 Fevelo Colony (S) (2–1 AET)
Ziemelu Skaida (H) 0–4 Samaj FC (H)
Meryuma Marshals (L1) 0–2 Eastweald (H)
Stoneshore United (H) 1–0 Mintwick Marmots (L2)
Paulsendam Town (L2) 0–3 Real Azuris (H)
Gwerin Athletic (L2) 1–3 Volmachtia Kaldukosic (L1)
Ramusok United (H) 2–2 Crawford City FC (H) (2–3 AET)
Treacherous Cove AFC (L1) 1–1 Whitestone Athletic (L2) (2–1 AET)
Templar-Lune FC (L2) 1–1 Chamomile Town (L2) (1–1 AET) (6–5 pen.)
Treftadaeth Alliance (H) 0–1 Atletisk Surpronuk (T)
Regalia City (S) 3–2 Alstagruuket Sarlaccs FC (L2)
FC Flen (S) 7–3 Emerald Cove (L1)
FC Va'Lubasa (L1) 3–1 United FC of Stoneshore (L2)
Rhupenhoven Town (L2) 1–3 Gnoss Gallants AFC (T)
Klyde Heritage FC (T) 1–3 Helfin Fief (S)
Morponte Fief (S) 3–1 AFC Obscura 98 (T)
Larkinham Town (L1) 3–0 Rexnor District 8 (L2)
Interstellar Östrad (L2) 1–0 Esterhollow Harbor (T)
Avert your eyes, FC Kaldu stans. Both they and Mallox rotate and play B-sides, but it turns out Mallox's depth is better. Much better. Seven goals better. Stiin Siorrha'Asione was one of the remaining starters for Mallox and he led the mauling with a brace of goals and assists. OAS Royal's league form extended to the Cup too, Thor Møller tallying yet another goal - from the penalty spot this time - after a hapless fifth-tier defender had to resort to jumping on him piggy-back style to prevent him from scoring after pulling down Roxana Coffey's cross beautifully. In other notable results, Crawford City FC edge Ramusok United in extra time (Kim Coultan the hero) and Trefta are upended at home by third-tier Parougan Fief neighbors Surpronuk.

Fourth Round
Olask Islanders (H) 1–1 Pelethas United (H) (1–1 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Mallox (H) 3–0 Impera Town (L2)
OAS Royal FC (H) 1–1 Nuur Origins FC (T) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Cassandra City (H) 3–1 Nomad Brotherhood (T)
West Gundar (S) 1–5 FC Samotath (S)
Dawchire Town (L1) 1–2 Aberaeron Celtic (L1)
Klyde (H) 0–0 Otkins Numenvernia (S) (2–1 AET)
Pardock Island (T) 3–2 Samaj FC (H)
Eastweald (H) 5–2 Stoneshore United (H)
Real Azuris (H) 7–1 Volmachtia Kaldukosic (L1)
Crawford City FC (H) 4–0 Treacherous Cove AFC (L1)
Templar-Lune FC (L2) 0–4 Atletisk Surpronuk (T)
Regalia City (S) 3–0 FC Flen (S)
FC Va'Lubasa (L1) 0–1 Gnoss Gallants AFC (T)
Helfin Fief (S) 0–2 Morponte Fief (S)
Larkinham Town (L1) 1–1 Interstellar Östrad (L2) (1–2 AET)
Royal felled! Royal felled! The hottest team in Cosumar right now are brought back down out of orbit by extraterrestrial side Nuur Origins FC. Poor Sen Marsteller skied her penalty and then Shalhoub tipped Nuur's ensuing penalty in off the post. Fortunately, they weren't alone in being upset by Tredje Ligan clubs. Samaj also slipped up against Pardock Island, a second-choice defense showing just why it is that Carl Erakin and Tomi Jakoljevic have started every single league match of the last three years for them at CB. As we move into the Round of 16, the favorites remaining have to be Mallox, Cassandra City, Eastweald, Crawford City FC, and legendary cup specialists Real Azuris. So... the usual suspects.
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Harlighet Ligan Matchday 18
FC Kaldukosic 1–1 Eastweald
T. Flakenshaar 85' | Fanaiyan 36'

Cassandra City 4–2 Pelethas United
Dyer Vry 5', de Sájajo 56', Serafino 61', Meier 66' | Aspenwood 20' 59'

Real Azuris 2–1 Stoneshore United
Sigurjonsdottir 4', Benedict 12' | Odóma 27'

Ziemelu Skaida 0–1 Ramusok United
Arrowsmith 82'

Keenan Athletic 0–2 Samaj FC
Larsen 6', D. Gvetadze 60'

Centus Serpents 1–2 Treftadaeth Alliance
Simmons III 79' | Tarmé 24' 35'

Olask Islanders 2–3 AC Holmenkollen
Irwin 27', Brown 72' | Romo 17', Jaeger 24', Hjelmgaard 66'

Crawford City FC 1–0 OAS Royal FC
Kárpáty 63'

Mallox 3–0 Klyde
Siorrha'Asione 7', Riordan 84' 85'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: The flag raises on the second half of the season and Cassandra City slam pedal to the metal! It's Jarobi Konsé to Belle Serafino on a beautiful backheel goal that gave the Reds a win over Pelethas - less than two minutes after Regatta Aspenwood had equalized! Does the season restart also bring a new start for Corey Simmons III? After taking shots from critics for the entire first half of the season for his lack of end-product, CS3 finally gets his Somerset Road debut goal. It's a beauty, curled to the top corner after a quick cut past Teijeiro, but it's only a consolation. Unfortunately for Simmons III and the Serpents, Adam Vadimenko had the type of Bad Day only a fullback can have, utterly humiliated twice for goals by Trefta winger Tarmé. Over amongst the Kaldu spires, newly-crowned DBC champion Theris Flaksenhaar returns from a breakout tournament and continues his great form, scoring a late leveler to steal a point off an otherwise dominant Eastweald. Can FC Kaldu manager Cillian Najdorf find a feasible way to get Flaksenhaar and Nisa on the field at the same time? Arguably more vital than Kaldu's point was Arrowsmith's 82nd minute finish on the end of a Corby Wheeler cross to deliver Ramusok United all three points from a tough trip to Blashyrk Gate. That's the tone Kirum Mortonsson needed to set after spending the entire break talking about the need for his side to develop a killer instinct.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 19
Mallox 4–3 FC Kaldukosic
Del Arro 2', Siorrha'Asione 4', Riordan 38', Chappelle 61' | Nisa 28', Ekeh 55', T. Flaksenhaar 87'

Klyde 0–1 Crawford City FC
Martell 66'

OAS Royal FC 1–2 Olask Islanders
Møller 45+1' | Exarchopolous 7', Irwin 79'

AC Holmenkollen 1–1 Centus Serpents
Jaeger 42' | Olonniquin 56'

Treftadaeth Alliance 2–0 Keenan Athletic
Nyström 18' 51'

Samaj FC 0–1 Ziemelu Skaida
St. Ann 7'

Ramusok United 1–4 Real Azuris
Dellavigna 8' | Benedict 10', Yucob 12' 25', Antúnes 69'

Stoneshore United 2–3 Cassandra City
Wolff 74', Haagensen 77' | Sonar Amethyst 32', Dyer Vry 35', de Sájajo 42'

Pelethas United 1–0 Eastweald
Aspenwood 45'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: For teams that struggled for consistency in the first half of the season, the month-long break is an opportunity to clear the air and start fresh. For the teams that were in-form, it presents a challenge to carry that momentum through. Case in point: OAS Royal were the hottest team in Cosumar a month ago but have come back with rust on their gears (two losses). Klyde too have lost their tenuous hold on a UICA place with two losses since returning. By contrast, Mallox - particularly Griffin Riordan - have returned looking supercharged by their time off. Three goals and an assist for Riordan in the last two matches as the Tigers mauled Kaldu and the aforementioned Klyde for seven goals. As the season wears on from here, the impact of the break will even out and the cream will rise. Much-improved Real Azuris sure look like one of those creamy sides as they fleece Ramusok United 4-1 at Fire River Arena. Not a great first start in United blue for teenage defender Leandro Dellavigna, who had difficulty defending the likes of Antúnes and Benedict 1v1, although he did at least nab a headed goal as well. His midfield didn't do him any favors either by repeatedly giving the ball away to Chandler Clorfeine, who would turn and ping long passes into Dellavigna's danger zone with pinpoint precision. But the bastions of consistency this season so far have definitely been Cassandra City. They continue to rack up results despite VZR being in-and-out with nagging injuries. Charles Dyer Vry might not be the pure predator in the box that Zeale-Riddick is, but he can definitely put chances away if you hit him perfect lead passes like the one Lohani Riiyaaw (still just 17??) did for the second goal of their 3-2 win in Stoneshore. CDV? You can call him CDF (Charles Double Figures) now for the rest of the season.


Harlighet Ligan Matchday 20
FC Kaldukosic 3–4 Pelethas United
Nisa 14', Denarian 39', Na'Jhadur 46' | Crowley 1', Saltorius 33', Crowley 41', Alotic 68'

Eastweald 4–3 Stoneshore United
Kovačević 25', Del Angel 26', Bambic 53', Bond 66' | Kirby 31', Gölöncsér 81', Haahr 90+8'

Cassandra City 2–3 Ramusok United
Dyer Vry 81', Seewöster 90' | Wedderburn 6', Duvalier 26', Wedderburn 63'

Real Azuris 2–4 Samaj FC
T. Tidesson 36', Benedict 62' | D. Gvetdaze 20' 52', Larsen 64', Erakin 82'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–5 Treftadaeth Alliance
Koclanes 2' | Nyström 4', Champali 16', Tarmé 20', Shakir 39', Morten 80'

Keenan Athletic 3–4 AC Holmenkollen
Malleom 19', Sade 22', Woodwind 73' | Jameson 31', Grandstaber 61', Romo 76', Hjelmgaard 78'

Centus Serpents 2–2 OAS Royal FC
Velasquez 90+1', Zigfield 90+6' | Møller 60', Fosse 70'

Olask Islanders 1–1 Klyde
Kraljic 29' | Wheeler 66'

Crawford City FC 1–1 Mallox
Martell 75' | Dé 19'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: The league promoted this Sunday's two-match slate as something of a "Rivalry Day", headlined by the Millennium Miracle rematch between Cassandra City and Ramusok United. Although Cassandra City had the marginally better of the play, Lara Wedderburn's opportunistic poaching and some vintage stops from Lilly Kearney allowed United to canter to a surprisingly routine victory at The Amphitheatre - where victories are usually anything but. The actual "Miracle" of the weekend, however, was Centus Serpents scuffling two goals across the line in stoppage time (the first by mere centimeters after VAR overturned the call) to come back from 2-0 in the hole and steal a point off visitors OAS Royal, who had been cruising on autopilot for 30 minutes. LOL. The Serpents had only registered a single shot until stoppage time. That's sooo Royal... But back to the other half of Sunday's rivalry slate. The Battle of the North between Treftadaeth Alliance and Ziemelu Skaida is one with some juicy history. The clubs' close ties with academia and the military, respectively, are narrative gold (who doesn't love a classic Brains vs. Brawn storyline?). Hitherto, however, they had been exclusively Sekundar Ligan storylines. The big-league stage for this edition resulted in even more bite between the two sides than usual. The frosty dialogue between the two fanbases leading up was fitting of the matchday settings at Blashyrkh Gate, with the paper halberds of the Ziemelu supporters ominously slicing through the light snow hanging in the air. Unfortunately for them, most of the slicing on the day was done not by the Halberdiers, but by the Astronomers. Attacking fullbacks Baldomero Teijeiro and Socorro Shakir pushed forward to devastating effect and produced three goals with their crosses. Eastfielder right back Shakir even got on the scoresheet himself by making a late run in the box to clean up Zak Nyström's saved strike (which itself had resulted from another crafty Teijeiro feed from the byline). By halftime, Trefta were up 4-1 and the halberds were sagging sadly in defeat.

Other dominant performances this weekend that must not go unmentioned were Eastweald's and Samaj's. Despite the final scoreline, Eastweald pretty much mopped the floor with Stoneshore at home (as they should). They too were up 4-1 after an hour and change and probably should've had 6 or 7, all told. Watching Ishtar Fanaiyan run at aging left back Senter Senterekoesima was downright comical at times. For Samaj, breakout teenage Mytanar Dario Gvetadze crowned himself the Little King of Azuris with strikes on either side of halftime to stun the home side EVEN WITH their lucky rainbow alternate kits on. Dario had some help from fellow 1016 revelation Annlaug Larsen - the forgotten Schottic winger quietly in the top echelon of the league in Goals+Assists. Where do Samaj FC keep finding these players??? Every time you think the hardscrabble westerners are finally on the down-and-out, they pop back up with new fresh-faced young stars plucked from obscurity!


AOCL Group Stage
P Group B                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts                      
1 AC Izotz Zubia 6 4 1 1 14 2 +12 13 — 3–1 6–0 3–0
2 SW Stahlberg 6 2 3 1 6 4 +2 9 0–0 — 1–1 3–0

3 Crawford City FC 6 2 3 1 5 8 −3 9 1–0 0–0 — 1–1
4 Alissar Phoenix 6 0 1 5 1 12 −11 1 0–2 0–1 0–2 —
Yawn. CCFC are saving themselves for the UICA Champions. Yeah, let's tell ourselves that.




Harlighet Ligan Matchday 21
Crawford City FC 6–2 FC Kaldukosic
Kárpáty 32', Coultan 49', Belladonna 66', Kárpáty 73', Moxham 75', Martell 90+8' | Ekeh 13', Denarian 52'

Mallox 3–3 Olask Islanders
Masatoshi 14', Riordan 17', Emery 21' | Irwin 44', Abylon 50', Stanfield 55'

Klyde 1–3 Centus Serpents
Hollifield 26' | Simmons III 12', Olonniquin 50' 77'

OAS Royal FC 1–3 Keenan Athletic
Fosse 25' | Cirvante 28', Sade 29', Scripps 76'

AC Holmenkollen 0–1 Ziemelu Skaida
St. Ann 19'

Treftadaeth Alliance 1–3 Real Azuris
Tarmé 45+1' | Sigurjonsdottir 27', Yucob 74', Domino 77'

Samaj FC 0–2 Cassandra City
Zeale-Riddick 15', Mace 47'

Ramusok United 2–0 Eastweald
Duvalier 41', Wheeler 68'

Stoneshore United 0–1 Pelethas United
Aspenwood 80'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Or maybe they were saving their best for FC Kaldukosic. The forest-green-colored visitors still had a respectable 2-2 scoreline after an hour on the banks of Lake Crawford, but CCFC ripped the band-aid off after that point. Reigning PoTY Chimera Moxham came on with a hug from mentor Kim Coultan and proceeded to help pour on FOUR more goals, assisting Kárpáty's second of the day to help the Pasargan pull clear of Domé Odóma in the Golden Boot race and then picking out the top corner herself with startling ease two minutes later. Yikes. Crawford City FC's Champions' Cup Round of 16 opponents, Northern Union, might be sweating a little bit after seeing a barrage like that.

Other noteworthy performances include Olask Islanders storming back and stealing a point from 3-0 down at Mallox on a massive day in midfield by Maia Abylon, Vega Zeale-Riddick finding the back of the net for Cassandra City on her return from injury with a nice cushioned 10-yard header and, down in a southern coast affair, Pelethas United extending their winning streak to three matches late on - Aspenwood pouncing on a moment of catastrophic miscommunication between Stoneshore goalkeeper John-Arnold Dane and defender Thoralf Brynjolfsson. Two veterans, too... Hate to see it. Also keep an eye on Ramusok United. Something might be brewing in the capital. After beating archrivals Cassandra City last week, Ram Utd seem to be hitting their stride under Kirum Mortonsson, this week successfully defending their home turf from Eastweald's terrifying three-pronged assault. Every member of the Blues' back line - Sutton, Hare, Steelhenge, Topić - put in a season-best performance to keep Bond, Fanaiyan and Kovačević firmly in their pocket. Instead, United teen Rosalie Duvalier stole the show with her great curling goal from outside the box. The kid is pacey and dangerous and Mortonsson is justified in handing her more and more starts recently. The most concerning aspect of this loss for Eastweald, however, is that no one in their midfield could get a body on Corby Wheeler to disrupt her from controlling the tempo of the match. They're terrific going forward, but on days when that possession isn't clicking, it doesn't seem like the Wood Elves have enough defensive presence to grind out ugly wins.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 22
FC Kaldukosic 0–0 Stoneshore United

Pelethas United 2–2 Ramusok United
Said 54', Alotic 63' | Wedderburn 8', Wheeler 89'

Eastweald 3–3 Samaj FC
Kovačević 4', Fanaiyan 5' 69' | D. Gvetadze 47', Földessy 84', Lovelock 86'

Cassandra City 2–1 Treftadaeth Alliance
Konsé 52', Va'Afaja 66' | Nyström 58'

Real Azuris 3–0 AC Holmenkollen
Yucob 34', Arrowsword 63', Antúnes 87'

Ziemelu Skaida 0–2 OAS Royal FC
Hanger 43', Marchant 90+1'

Keenan Athletic 2–2 Klyde
Spisic 20', Malleom 36' | Turner 13', Kvalderkorr 38'

Centus Serpents 0–1 Mallox
Salverda 55'

Olask Islanders 2–5 Crawford City FC
Way 20', Guinevere 77' | Bloodblade 12', Belladonna 53', Alcouin 57', Kárpáty 63', Coultan 75'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Ramusok and Pelethas United are both coming in hot, and the Xanadu Dome feels a little closer to full than usual for the anticipated fixture between UICA hopefuls. Their respective mojos at the moment end up canceling each other out in a 2-2 draw, but it was a great game nonetheless. Wedderburn shushed the Pelethas crowd early, lunging in front of Miro Said to lift Didrik Miettinen's ball in from the right into the roof of the net first-time. The Blues' relentless pressing energy had the Miners on their heels for most of the first half, and Pelethas were in fact lucky to escape to the break only down 1-0. Luminesce and Winston Arrowsmith both forced great saves out of Jillian Nier in the final five minutes. In the second half, however, Catherine Sedgwick made some tactical adjustments and Pelethas were able to gain a foothold in the game. Said made up for his earlier lapse by karate-kicking a post-corner loose ball straight past Lilly Kearney for the equalizer, and ten minutes later Kearney spilled Miettinen's cross straight out to a lurking Charlie Alotic. That man doesn't miss on an open goal. Suddenly finding themselves down 2-1 and facing a Pelethas deep block, Ramusok United threw on some attacking subs - Duvalier and William Stone - to liven things up. Luminesce and Duvalier continued to pepper the box with crosses and Wheeler earned a couple dangerous free kicks, but still the Miners held on to their lead. Until... the game got really stretched in the final minutes. Desperate for a release valve from the Ramusoki pressure, Pelethas struck out on a counter-attack, Sedgwick wheeling her arms dramatically to urge her exhausted players forward. But as they surged into the Blues' half to try to connect some passes and take time off the clock, Hestia Greenchurch accidentally redirected a quick Aspenwood pass straight to Dustin Bachelor. Suddenly, Ramusok United had a 3-on-2 going the other way! Bearing down on goal 1v1 with Nier, veteran striker Stone unselfishly laid the equalizer off to Wheeler after forcing the second defender to commit to him. For a moment, it seemed as if Wheeler would bungle the opportunity - taking a heavy touch that allowed Nier to scramble back and dive for the ball! But, cool as a cucumber - as if the touch had been exactly as she meant it, Wheeler poked the golden 89th minute chance past Nier at the last possible moment.

In other news, Real Azuris are taking advantage of a soft part of their schedule, sweeping Holmenkollen away 3-0 after a much-needed 3-1 win at Alliance last week. Veteran winger Semyon Yucob has re-entered Varezzi's line-up and rewarded the manager with a goal and an assist in both matches. There are two derbies of sorts this week too, although they play out in very much opposite fashion. A Gellano Fief derby between Mallox and Centus features two sides profligately wasteful on the day, with only a deflected free kick by Mallox's Rachel Del Arro finding its way home. Regardless, the large sect of orange away fans at Somerset Road had no issue celebrating the three points in Centus' face as if they were gloriously-won. Balancing the scales, a West Coast clash between Crawford City FC and the Islanders turns into an utter goalfest after a relatively quiet first half. Unfortunately for the deflated Olask fans at Kamu Road, five of the six were scored by the defending champs, who now have twelve in their last two matches. It's a testament to Amethyst Fegelein's man-management that she has fully turned the page to a new era led by Moxham, Kárpáty and the red-hot Marigold Belladonna... while still keeping remaining stars of the previous era like Coultan and Alcouin totally engaged and contributing timely goals.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 23
Olask Islanders 4–2 FC Kaldukosic
Tzyzakoos 65', Tamburelli 76', Tzyzakoos 90', Baker 90+2' | Denarian 49' 82'

Crawford City FC 4–2 Centus Serpents
Belladonna 2' 49', Mosquera 65', Kárpáty 81' | Lineker 27', Velasquez 77'

Mallox 2–0 Keenan Athletic
Masatoshi 42', Riordan 65'

Klyde 5–3 Ziemelu Skaida
Doyle 33', Cornthatch 39', Broon 56', Fierro 73', Kvalderkorr 78' | St. Ann 21', Springgate 24' 42'

OAS Royal FC 0–2 Real Azuris
Silvestri 40', Antúnes 75'

AC Holmenkollen 1–4 Cassandra City
Na'Nockeby 54' | Zeale-Riddick 20', Sonar Amethyst 29', Dyer Vry 61', Riprov 76'

Treftadaeth Alliance 3–4 Eastweald
Brotherford 3', Nyström 12' 87' | Fanaiyan 4', der Pros 42', Bond 53', Thatch 67'

Samaj FC 2–2 Pelethas United
Whitecastle 10', Földessy 90+1' | Saltorius 45+2', Aspenwood 81'

Ramusok United 3–2 Stoneshore United
Topić 15', Arrowsmith 28', Djanetic 85' | Odóma 8', Fogarty 60'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: FC Kaldukosic, almost completely reliant on Aidan Denarian's poaching at this point, force Olask to draw upon more comeback magic to salvage a home win. There were "moral victories" in the late loss for Cillian Najdorf to vaguely reference in his presser, but the "Victors" are getting pretty starved for actual non-moral victories. The tough thing for Kaldu fans is that they have no convenient target towards which to direct their rage. The manager isn't making mistakes and the players are really trying, they're just... not good enough. Down the western coast in Crawford, Mari Belladonna & CCFC continued their rich vein of goalscoring form against a Serpents side that actually provided formidable resistance... for one half. Real Azuris made the case that there's more to their recent revival than a soft schedule, notching an impressive 2-0 win at Crowley Memorial that included a much-needed confidence-boosting goal for slumping striker Santo Silvestri. Edith Tidesson also dominated highlight reels with her everywhere-at-once triple save to keep OAS Royal off the board. A few miles up the road, AC Holmenkollen labored badly at home against Cassandra City - unable to get much attack going in recent weeks. Former Holmenkollen woman Lili Riprov came on for Zeale-Riddick (minutes still being managed) at the hour mark and eventually drove the 4-1 dagger through the home fans' hearts. Finally, it's worth nothing that former FC Samotath and Cosumar U21 forward Zak Nyström has really come into his own in the last stretch of games as the main man at Treftadaeth Alliance, creeping up the goalscoring charts. He had a brace this weekend against Eastweald, although it wasn't enough to keep up with the four goals the green-and-gold stacked up at The Wormhole. Meanwhile, Pelethas snatched another draw from the jaws of victory, conceding a precise 19-yard daisy-cutter in stoppage time in Samaj. "CLOSE DOWN THE BALL!" Nier could be heard screaming to her defense just before Földessy rolled out the shot.



Champions' Cup Round of 16, First Leg
Crawford City FC 1-1 Northern Union (BRE)

The UICA knockout rounds are finally here! It feels like it has been ages since Crawford City FC scored less than four goals in a match, but on the biggest stage they are held to just one by Northern Union in a very evenly-played match. In fact, it could've easily been a 2-1 loss if the referee had felt inclined the call a penalty on Sarah Arrowsword for her sliding challenge from behind on Dakota Blaylock. They can still flip the switch in the second leg, but the fans at Orangi Stadium today can only feel disappointment after a draw with an away goal conceded.


Globe Cup Round of 16, First Leg
Eastweald 0-1 Tanrısal (PAS)

It's a shame that the only goal in the first leg will go down as a Hesterine Mercator 81st minute own goal (a fizzing ball across the face of goal deflecting in off the inside of her knee) when she had been Eastweald's hero to that point with four crucial saves. They had their chances on the other end too, the most agonizing being Mina Mordini's blast off the crossbar in the 89th.




Harlighet Ligan Matchday 24
FC Kaldukosic 2–3 Ramusok United
Helbro 85', Woetekker 90+1' | Arrowsmith 36', Wedderburn 44', Arrowsmith 74'

Stoneshore United 1–1 Samaj FC
DeVolder 77' | A. Gvetadze 42'

Pelethas United 1–0 Treftadaeth Alliance
Aspenwood 61'

Eastweald 5–2 AC Holmenkollen
Bond 9', der Pros 11', Kovačević 34', Tali'raia 68', Fanaiyan 72' | Hjelmgaard 20', Romo 31'

Cassandra City 1–1 OAS Royal FC
Meier 81' | Drover 1'

Real Azuris 3–2 Klyde
Yucob 13', Clorfeine 41', Arrowsword 66' | Turner 54' 89'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–1 Mallox
Koclanes 69' | Vu'Zago 53'

Keenan Athletic 1–3 Crawford City FC
Cirvante 28' | Kárpáty 32', Belladonna 53', Alcouin 65'

Centus Serpents 1–1 Olask Islanders
Na'Verii 10' | Scafidis 62'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: There's the usual fanfare surrounding the Klyde Isle Derby, but everyone thinks it's over when Real Azuris go 2-0 up on their northern neighbors by halftime and then 3-1 at the hour mark, riding the surge of Semyon Yucob and Andrew Arrowsword rounding back into form. But then... the Cathal Turner of the U20 World Cup decided to finally show up for the last half-hour! And what an entrance he made. Klyde would still lose 3-2, but Turner probably deserved a second-half hat trick and share of the points. After a far side-netting strike of devastating power and precision to make it 3-2 in the 89th minute, Turner brought down a long ball from Kvalderkorr with a staggering first touch, juked to the right and nutmegged Edith Tidesson with a side-footed shot from 15 yards. Estadio MasseMord... stone-cold silent. So quiet you could hear Turner's hoots and hollers throughout the stadium and the broadcast as he wheeled away to celebrate. 3-3 in the last minute of extra time. Then, Klyde fans everywhere inwardly groaned when - several seconds delayed - the referee put his hand to his earpiece, indicating communication with the VAR booth. After a loooong review, the referee adjudged that Turner had pushed off from defender Kurt Wolff before bringing down the ball. Apparently, a clear and obvious foul. No goal. Real Azuris win and the stadium belatedly lurches into song, still somewhat hesitant as to the validity. Them and all of Cosumar. Could it have been called a push-off foul on Turner originally? Sure. Was it a clear and obvious error not to call one? Ehhhhh.

Elsewhere, Alexander Kárpáty continued to do what he has been doing all season for Crawford City FC. Score a goal almost every week. Kárpáty's stats have skyrocketed in his second season on the west coast, making him the odds-on Golden Boot favorite by a clear margin now at the Cassandra Megacasino books. Hand-in-hand with his success is the incredible season attacking midfielders Moxham and Belladonna are having as roving playmakers behind him. Belladonna has emerged as a devilish finisher, and while Moxham's shooting opportunities have taken a back seat this season, she's on course to shatter her assists mark from last season. It seems like every goal Kárpáty scores comes off the Nepharim international's sweet, sweet foot. And there's a great chance the pre-assist came from another Nepharim in Rusalka Klein before that. A 3-1 win up at Keenan's charged DragonBull Field atmosphere is nothing to dismiss offhand these days.



Champions' Cup Round of 16, Second Leg
Northern Union 3-1 Crawford City FC
Crawford City FC eliminated 4-2 on aggregate

Crawford start brightest against Union, Moxham hitting the post just six minutes in, but they’re thrown off their stride when Union’s first corner of the match leads to their first shot on target, Garrett Horgan with a forceful downward header that just leaves Weschler too much to do. Garrard’s far-post header is another smack in the mouth on the brink of half-time, and while Karpaty, as he so often does, finds a goal from nowhere and rejuvenates hope, a piledriver from Considine snuffs it out..


Globe Cup Round of 16, Second Leg
Tanrısal 2-0 Eastweald
Eastweald eliminated 3-0 on aggregate

Eastweald are a fearsome attacking team on their day, especially this season (like three days ago), but they can't quite seem to shake the long-running stigma that they go missing for games of true consequence, late in the season. They can't afford for whatever that was in Pasarga to spread to their league form if they want to hold onto their fringe title hopes for a little longer or secure a Champions' Cup place.




Harlighet Ligan Matchday 25
Centus Serpents 0–3 FC Kaldukosic
Ekeh 65', Teika 80', Denarian 81'

Olask Islanders 0–2 Keenan Athletic
Fortidoré, Spisic

Crawford City FC 4–2 Ziemelu Skaida
Kárpáty 4' 6', Moxham 49', Martell 84' | St. Ann 32' 88'

Mallox 1–1 Real Azuris
Riordan 81' | Bi. Tidesson 5'

Klyde 4–3 Cassandra City
Tarashaj 10', Montgomery 28', Turner 30' 45+3' | de Sájajo 7', Serafino 32', de Sájajo 42'

OAS Royal FC 2–4 Eastweald
Hanger 37', Di Sansev 39' | Kovačević 10' 22', Tali'raia 52', Rao 90+3'

AC Holmenkollen 0–1 Pelethas United
Alotic 29'

Treftadaeth Alliance 3–0 Stoneshore United
Nyström 59', Maloney 77', Teijeiro 79'

Samaj FC 1–2 Ramusok United
D. Gvetadze 29' | Stone 70', Wedderburn 90+1'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Never fear! Come the weekend, Eastweald right the ship at OAS Royal. They work three routine team goals through Royal's slow defense and then golden girl Regine Rao comes on for the final ten minutes and chops Thomas Di Sansev en route to a solo run and finish for the fourth. If there's a bright side for whatever sparse crowd at cavernous Royal Palace remained by the final whistle, it's that the Whites' tattered defense remained in decent goal-scoring form themselves. With her first half header, towering center back Ellie Hanger notched her career-best 6th goal of the season. That's the highest tally on the team by a non-striker. And that's a problem. After a hot start, marquee wing signing Gitonga Kahara has gone cold in his first HL season, leaving Syl Denhardt without any secondary goal threats behind Møller/Marsteller to be a true contender. Theresa Riether just crowded them in the box and dared someone else to make them pay for it. It worked. Coffey has a nice collection of assists in an OAS Royal shirt, but has she even scored yet this season?

Cathal Turner and Klyde, invigorated by their narrow derby loss in Azuris last week, come out fired up in instant combustion mode at home with heavyweights Cassandra City visiting. When you balls to the wall against a team that makes their living from their balls-to-the-wall pressing, this is what ensues. An explosive first half ends 4-3 in favor of Klyde, with only the whistle stopping the nonstop back-and-forth blows. Predictably, both teams' tanks were empty after that type of first half. There would be no more goals, but even still, the Klydians had to fight tooth and nail to defend their lead from a spirited Cassandra City comeback attempt in the second half. Even after going down to 10 men on an 81st minute stomp by Tarashaj, they found a way to see the 3 points to the finish line. Might we look back on this as a turning point for Corey Simmons Jr.'s project in Klyde City? Regardless, it certainly helps out Crawford City FC, who keep putting up big numbers and pad their lead a bit. Finally, it was kinda nice to see Elodie Sade mint her best season yet at Keenan Athletic (I know, I know, we said that last season too when she became a Cosumar international) with a pair of smooth assists from the byline celebrated directly in front of her grim-faced mother on the Olask Islanders touchline.



Harlighet Ligan Matchday 26
FC Kaldukosic 2–0 Samaj FC
Na'Jhadur 37', Denarian 79'

Ramusok United 1–2 Treftadaeth Alliance
Wedderburn 81' | Nyström 22', Robitaille 56'

Stoneshore United 1–0 AC Holmenkollen
Haagensen 39'

Pelethas United 2–6 OAS Royal FC
Grennan 35', Aspenwood 90+1' | Marsteller 6', Møller 26' 54', Drover 60' 65', Sonnen 69'

Eastweald 4–3 Klyde
Bond 31' 50', Fanaiyan 59', Kovačević 70' | Kvalderkorr 9', Turner 12', Tarashaj 80'

Cassandra City 0–1 Mallox
Benjamin 22'

Real Azuris 2–1 Crawford City FC
Domino 37', Sigurjonsdottir 90' | Marshall 17'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–1 Olask Islanders
Springgate 26' | Irwin 72'

Keenan Athletic 4–2 Centus Serpents
Sade 6', Byfuglien 12', Spisic 42', Sade 90+2' | Velasquez 72', Olonniquin 75'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: After his side was outclassed in the Palace by Eastweald, Syl Denhardt spent the week railing against the Ramusok press for every insinuation that his job would be on the line this Saturday in Pelethas. With Royal two points behind the Miners on the outer fringe of the UICA race, it's easy to see why this six-point swing would be viewed as do-or-die. Regardless of the truth to all of it, his players responded like they really were fighting for their manager. They absolutely spazzed out on Pelethas. Especially for a thirty-minute stretch at the beginning of the second half, they were at their best, Elsie Drover breaking ankles in midfield and Gitonga Kahara torching fullbacks on the wings. Every pass and touch was simply coming off. 6-2 would be the final, pulling OAS Royal back within six points of the coveted Top Six.

Pelethas United's no-show was only the beginning of a bad week for home sides. Ko-orenite defender Ethan Benjamin, of all people, hit a volleyed goal of immaculate technique for visiting Mallox to spoil Cassandra City's chance to close the title gap to one point. Lona Va'Nega had a massive day for the Tigers in goal as well with seven saves. Then, Treftadaeth Alliance marched into Fire River Arena and silenced the ever-hostile Ramusok United faithful with their fearless, direct attacking play, resulting in goals for Zak Nyström and Toussaint Robitaille, both in the form of their careers. Among the home sides immune to the week's zeitgeist, however, were Real Azuris and Eastweald. Fjóla Sigurjonsdottir's low strike to the bottom corner in the 90th minute (after a sensational Santo Silvestri mid-air flick-on) was one of the most important winners of the season since it handed leaders CCFC just their fourth loss, and Brian Bond had one of the most dominant individual performances of the season to erase eager but undisciplined Klyde's early 2-0 lead.





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As we enter the final eight games, it appears to be a two-horse race between Crawford City and Cassandra City for the title, with Eastweald still in with a shout as well. Perhaps more than just a shout if Brian Bond can maintain his sparkling recent form. The UICA field (top six this season) looks relatively set, with a more of a definite upper caste emerging than in seasons past. Don't count the Islanders or Royals out yet though. The former could rally around their momentous Cup run to make a push, and the latter have the talent to do the same - especially if Thor Møller hits a thick vein of goals reminiscent of his early-season stretch.

1016 Härlighet Ligan     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Crawford City FC 26 17 5 4 69 42 +27 56
2 Image Cassandra City 26 16 4 6 61 46 +15 52
3 Image Eastweald 26 15 4 7 65 49 +16 49
4 Image Real Azuris 26 13 6 7 56 38 +18 45
5 Image Mallox 26 11 9 6 60 53 +7 42
6 Image Ramusok United 26 12 5 9 46 44 +2 41
7 Image Olask Islanders 26 11 4 11 51 52 −1 37
8 Image OAS Royal FC 26 10 5 11 60 50 +10 35
9 Image Klyde 26 9 7 10 53 56 −3 34
10 Image Pelethas United 26 9 7 10 48 51 −3 34
11 Image Treftadaeth Alliance 26 9 6 11 46 50 −4 33
12 Image Samaj FC 26 9 5 12 43 44 −1 32
13 Image Keenan Athletic 26 7 10 9 61 63 −2 31
14 Image AC Holmenkollen 26 8 5 13 36 49 −13 29
15 Image Ziemelu Skaida 26 8 5 13 37 57 −20 29
16 Image FC Kaldukosic 26 6 7 13 53 68 −15 25
17 Image Centus Serpents 26 6 6 14 34 51 −17 24
18 Image Stoneshore United 26 5 6 15 47 63 −16 21

Golden Boot Leader:
Image Image Alexander Kárpáty (22)






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1016 Sekundar Ligan           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Goldstaff City 26 16 3 7 51 36 +15 51
2 Image Morponte Fief 26 14 5 7 36 21 +15 47
3 Image Fevelo Colony 26 15 2 9 60 46 +14 47
4 Image Na'Ilee Mariners 26 14 5 7 58 51 +7 47
5 Image IFK Aldenskoett 26 14 4 8 48 36 +12 46
6 Image FC Samotath 26 13 5 8 58 40 +18 44
7 Image Helfin Fief 26 12 5 9 48 47 +1 41
8 Image Versiaville 26 9 11 6 51 47 +4 38
9 Image West Gundar 26 11 4 11 40 38 +2 37
10 Image FC Flen 26 10 6 10 48 53 −5 36
11 Image Zakhoro Aces 26 9 8 9 37 39 −2 35
12 Image Regalia City 26 11 1 14 52 54 −2 34
13 Image Revanigruud Riversharks 26 9 7 10 53 61 −8 34
14 Image Otkins Numenvernia 26 7 7 12 54 63 −9 28
15 Image Gwynt Tywyll 26 7 6 13 25 34 −9 27
16 Image Cassandra Cosmopolitan 26 5 8 13 38 50 −12 23
17 Image Pristine Forest 26 5 5 16 39 57 −18 20
18 Image Seryddwyr Aberaeron 26 4 6 16 32 55 −23 18





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1016 Tredje Ligan            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona 32 18 8 6 65 49 +16 62
2 Image Pardock Island 32 16 9 7 63 44 +19 57
3 Image Nomad Brotherhood FC 32 16 9 7 49 36 +13 57
4 Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic 32 15 10 7 34 24 +10 55
5 Image Sindo Fief 32 15 7 10 55 39 +16 52
6 Image Riverside Crew 32 14 7 11 36 30 +6 49
7 Image Esterhollow Harbor 32 14 6 12 47 45 +2 48
8 Image Sontäfe City 32 13 7 12 46 35 +11 46
9 Image IFK Sundsvall 32 12 10 10 42 45 −3 46
10 Image Sarmon 32 12 10 10 41 46 −5 46
11 Image Portsmouth FC 32 12 9 11 41 41 0 45
12 Image Atletisk Surpronuk 32 12 8 12 45 53 −8 44
13 Image Klyde Heritage FC 32 11 10 11 31 27 +4 43
14 Image Gnoss Gallants AFC 32 11 9 12 44 51 −7 42
15 Image Fort Archer FC 32 10 11 11 55 51 +4 41
16 Image Nuur Origins FC 32 12 5 15 27 28 −1 41
17 Image Dvinko Black Heart 32 10 8 14 41 49 −8 38
18 Image AFC Obscura 98 32 10 7 15 35 43 −8 37
19 Image Rexnor District 3 32 8 11 13 29 34 −5 35
20 Image White Tower FC 32 7 12 13 51 55 −4 33
21 Image AC Sepultura 32 5 7 20 54 89 −35 22
22 Image Sadenia Paladins 32 2 14 16 33 50 −17 20









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Round of 16
Olask Islanders (H) 1–0 Mallox (H)
Nuur Origins FC (T) 3–7 Cassandra City (H)
FC Samotath (S) 2–0 Aberaeron Celtic (L1)
Klyde (H) 3–4 Pardock Island (T)
Eastweald (H) 0–1 Real Azuris (H)
Crawford City FC (H) 5–2 Atletisk Surpronuk (T)
Regalia City (S) 3–2 Gnoss Gallants AFC (T)
Morponte Fief (S) 0–0 Interstellar Östrad (L2) (0–0 AET) (5–4 pen.)

An August Chappelle shoulder/hand- (take your pick) -ball and Krazy Tzyzakoos penalty is all that separates Olask Islanders from Mallox in a uproarious win at Kamu Road. Afterwards, Collette Sade does not shy away from declaring the Islanders desperately want their first top-flight trophy and will prioritize the Cup heading into the Quarterfinals. In the upset of the round, a team that resembles Klyde FC's U21 side succumbs to a comeback from 2-0 and then 3-1 down by Pardock Island, riding a red-hot wave of form in Tredje Ligan recently. The heavyweight bout of the round, on the other hand, turns out to be a cagey, defensive snooze-fest between Eastweald and Real Azuris. It's Turori international veteran Mdiai Akarenaa who makes the difference for Real Azuris, tucking away a tidy finish off a blocked clearance on a late run into the box in the 78th minute.


Quarterfinals
Olask Islanders (H) 4–0 Cassandra City (H)
FC Samotath (S) 3–0 Pardock Island (T)
Real Azuris (H) 4–4 Crawford City FC (H) (4–5 AET)
Regalia City (S) 1–0 Morponte Fief (S)

Collette Sade wasn't kidding! The Olask Islanders look to be on a mission in the King's Cup Quarterfinals, dispatching a mostly full-strength Cassandra City four-nil. They just wanted it more, first to every 50/50 ball and winning the midfield battle. The likes of Bellerophon Serafino and Ursula Rowan have played a lot of matches recently and aren't getting any younger, which is probably why they - critically - looked more than a half-step slower than Olask burgeoning star #6 Maia Abylon. Adam Kraljic and Jade Irwin were excellent keeping traffic flowing the other direction past the Reds' press as well. Tzyzakoos again applied the finishing touches with a brace. The other three fixtures saw FC Samotath end the Pardock pipe dream, potential double-winners CCFC prevail over Real Azuris in a wild 5-4 ride (who else but Kárpáty with the ET dagger?), and Regalia City uglily eking out a second spot for Sekundar Ligan in the semis.


Semifinals Fixtures
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@ Kamu Road (24.000), Olask, Olask Fief

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@ Leviathan Arena (99.114), Kaldukosic, Kaldukosic Fief
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Härlighet Ligan Season 28: Part 4

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Härlighet Ligan Matchday 27
Keenan Athletic 2–2 FC Kaldukosic
Spisic 29', Scripps 72' | Denarian 33' 82'

Centus Serpents 2–1 Ziemelu Skaida
Lineker 18', Jurist 30' | Koclanes 13'

Olask Islanders 2–1 Real Azuris
Tzyzakoos 78', Scafidis 88' | Sigurjonsdottir 36'

Crawford City FC 3–2 Cassandra City
Danko 55', Alcouin 56', Knych 73' | Riprov 68', Zeale-Riddick 77'

Mallox 1–1 Eastweald
Vu'Zago 8' | der Pros 27'

Klyde 2–3 Pelethas United
Broon 70', Gandhi 77' | Alotic 37', Bourillion 64', Alotic 81'

OAS Royal FC 3–2 Stoneshore United
Coffey 19', Marsteller 35', Sundvik 68' | Odóma 79', Carra 89'

AC Holmenkollen 1–3 Ramusok United
Hjelmgaard 56' | Wheeler 54', Wedderburn 77', Arrowsmith 88'

Treftadaeth Alliance 1–1 Samaj FC
Robitaille 73' | D. Gvetadze 19'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Centus Serpents notch a huge 2-1 win to draw within two points of opponents Ziemelu Skaida and guaranteed safety. Elwyn Romijnsen is vindicated for continuing to rely on his very "veteran" preferred center back duo of Conan Lineker and Catheline Jurist - 72 years between them - when both Nepharim pop up on the scoresheet in the Serpents' biggest win of the season. Lineker had a late goal-line clearance to deny Xandria Springgate and preserve the vital three points as well. Their Gellano Fief neighbors, Mallox and Eastweald, played to a 1-1 stalemate in the return leg of the Weald Classic, the Tigers unable to find full redemption at home for the brutalization they received at Old Weldenskirgen earlier in the season. The other derby this day - in Ramusok - is scarcely worth mentioning by virtue of how effortlessly Corby Wheeler (goal + assist) bossed AC Holmenkollen at their very own Cedar Road. Then, Pelethas United righted the ship from last week's home humiliation at the hands of OAS Royal by winning at Klyde, while Royal kept up their inspired play with last-place Stoneshore in town. At least, it was inspired play from Denhardt's side until Stoneshore nearly came back from 3-0 down with two goals in the final 12 minutes. Finally, in the most monumental match of the season thus far, leaders Crawford City FC thwarted Cassandra's bid to draw within a point and instead opened up a seven-point lead atop the table. Might that 88th minute Hansi Weschler save on Cosumar teammate Vega Zeale-Riddick be the moment that won the Elephants their second straight Härlighet Ligan title?




Härlighet Ligan Matchday 28
FC Kaldukosic 1–4 Treftadaeth Alliance
Nisa 28' | Tarmé 38, Nyström 45+1' 59', Robitaille 90'

Samaj FC 1–0 AC Holmenkollen
Földessy 42'

Ramusok United 3–2 OAS Royal FC
Arrowsmith 16', Wedderburn 18', Duvalier 66' | Marsteller 44', Harper 87'

Stoneshore United 2–4 Klyde
Odóma 32' 72' | Turner 10', Broon 52', Turner 76', Wheeler 90'

Pelethas United 1–2 Mallox
Saltorius 30' | Masatoshi 86', Riordan 88'

Eastweald 0–0 Crawford City FC

Cassandra City 2–2 Olask Islanders
Dyer Vry 12', Meier 52' | Kraljic 45', Tzyzakoos 90+2'

Real Azuris 1–0 Centus Serpents
Antúnes 57'

Ziemelu Skaida 3–5 Keenan Athletic
St. Ann 7', Marmor-Lavie 31', Myren 77' | Spisic 50', Cirvante 55', Waz 62', Chandilize 69', Sade 74'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Credit to Apple Jack. The reigning Manager of the Year continues to squeeze every last ounce of potential out of this Treftadaeth Alliance side. Who knew Toussaint Robitaille and Tarmé could both be 10+ goal wingers, let alone in the same season? With this weekend's resounding 4-1 win at Leviathan Arena, the Astronomers elevated themselves into the top half of the table (!) and dropped FC Kal into the relegation zone, unleashing a new round of apocalyptic doom and gloom in the Kaldukosic press. Stoneshore-Klyde, meanwhile, features an intriguing duel of recent DBC-winning young Cosumarite strikers in Domé Odóma and Cathal Turner. Both live up to the billing with a brace, but Turner undoubtedly has the better supporting cast and that's why Klyde run out 4-2 winners and Odóma is left wondering if he'll be the first Golden Boot winner on a relegated team. Elsewhere, Kirum Mortonsson has Ramusok United coming alive at the right time, winning their second Ramusok Derby in as many weeks. Globe Cup looks assured now, but will they look upward and make a run at Eastweald for Top 3 and Champions' Cup? Similar ambitions might be circulating the Mallox dressing room, however, after Taka Masatoshi and Griffin Riordan link up to score twice in quick succession in the dying minutes in Pelethas to turn a one-nil loss into a 2-1 win. The dramatic turnaround effectively eliminated any hope of UICA football for the Miners. At the final whistle moments later, the disapproval in the Xanadu Dome was cacophonous enough to practically shake the floor. It has been a difficult season for Sedgwick and only the goodwill earned by making UICA last season is keeping her in her job.



Härlighet Ligan Matchday 29
Ziemelu Skaida 3–3 FC Kaldukosic
Koclanes 3', St. Ann 55', Koclanes 67' | Hieri 44', T. Flaksenhaar 53', Denarian 62'

Keenan Athletic 3–2 Real Azuris
Scripps 26', Malleom 62', Sade 76' | Antúnes 19', Benedict 82'

Centus Serpents 0–0 Cassandra City

Olask Islanders 2–1 Eastweald
Baker 71', Exarchopolous 74' | Kovačević 43'

Crawford City FC 3–4 Pelethas United
Kárpáty 26', Martell 66', Alcouin 70' | Kåsa 9', Alotic 16' 18', Kåsa 34'

Mallox 0–1 Stoneshore United
Mammes 41'

Klyde 2–2 Ramusok United
Antoniou 11', Turner 25' | Wheeler 53' 90+5'

OAS Royal FC 0–0 Samaj FC

AC Holmenkollen 1–1 Treftadaeth Alliance
Hjelmgaard 3' | Robitaille 68'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Weird weekend. None of the Top Six win, laying down a red carpet for 7th-place Olask Islanders to continue their resurgent form and close the gap behind... everybody. After going down 1-0 to Eastweald in the first half, the Islanders refused to break down further like so many teams do after conceding against the Elves. Instead, the likes of Bourass, DeKlan and Baker held firm and allowed their team the chance to rally with two well-taken goals in the second half. One of the best results at Kamu Road in the Collette Sade era. Don't look now, but this one-time rustbucket of a club is now only two points outside of their first-ever UICA zone finish. Some props are also due to clubs that have struggled at times this season but not given up. Wildly inconsistent Pelethas United once again responded to a home humiliation by logging an impressive performance on the road, this time outscoring the likely champions on the banks of Lake Crawford with longtime club servant Jens Kåsa returning to the lineup and inspiring in midfield. Stoneshore stunned Mallox with a lonely goal from 18-year-old Tom Mammes to keep themselves within a reasonable shot at safety and Centus Serpents held a furiously-attacking Cassandra City at bay to preserve a point in the relegation race as well.



Härlighet Ligan Matchday 30
FC Kaldukosic 3–1 AC Holmenkollen
Friedmann 17', T. Flaksenhaar 52', Nisa 63' | Jaeger 3'

Treftadaeth Alliance 0–1 OAS Royal FC
Kahara 36'

Samaj FC 3–3 Klyde
Pearson 45+3', Larsen 49', Totorikagoena 53' | Hollifield 21', Cornthatch 65', Gandhi 81'

Ramusok United 1–2 Mallox
Arrowsmith 22' | Salverda 6', Emery 68'

Stoneshore United 1–2 Crawford City FC
Carra 9' | Alcouin 70', Moxham 85'

Pelethas United 0–2 Olask Islanders
Tamburelli 61', Tzyzakoos 77'

Eastweald 4–0 Centus Serpents
der Pros 11', Fanaiyan 50', Kovačević 58', Haalogalsson 88'

Cassandra City 3–3 Keenan Athletic
Dyer Vry 42', Serafino 44', Riiyaaw 48' | Cutnine 16', Scripps 68', Sade 74'

Real Azuris 4–2 Ziemelu Skaida
Arrowsword 10' 48', Benedict 59', Silvestri 76' | St. Ann 30', Koclanes 38'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: The Globe Cup places (4-6) reshuffle as Ramusok United fall to Mallox at home and Real Azuris cruise, allowing the latter two to leapfrog the former. Pelethas and Olask are comparably talented sides on paper, but the Islanders have form and narrative on their side, allowing them to emerge 2-0 winners in the second half after both sides went down to 10 men for a face-grabbing altercation between Olask goalkeeper Trent Fielding and Pelethas left back Arthur Bourillion. Islanders now within one point of a historic UICA berth... look out, Ram Utd. The most impactful win of the bunch might just be FC Kaldukosic's, however. Cillian Najdorf tinkered with his formation, deploying Nisa as a false nine and Theris Flaksenhaar in Nisa's usual spot on the left and switching up his back line. It worked! The Victors dominated the share of chances against Holmenkollen, won 3-1, and rose from 17th (automatic relegation) to 14th (safety). They're still in the thick of the relegation fight though, one of five clubs that are still uneasy.
1 Crawford City FC       30   19   6   5    77   49  +28    63  CC
2 Cassandra City 30 16 7 7 68 54 +14 55 CC
3 Eastweald 30 16 6 8 71 52 +19 54 CC
4 Real Azuris 30 15 6 9 64 45 +19 51 GC
5 Mallox 30 13 10 7 65 57 +8 49 GC
6 Ramusok United 30 14 6 10 55 51 +4 48 GC
7 Olask Islanders 30 14 5 11 59 56 +3 47
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14 FC Kaldukosic 30 7 9 14 62 78 −16 30
15 AC Holmenkollen 30 8 6 16 39 57 −18 30
16 Ziemelu Skaida 30 8 6 16 46 71 −25 30 RPO
17 Centus Serpents 30 7 7 16 36 57 −21 28 R
18 Stoneshore United 30 6 6 18 53 72 −19 24 R





Härlighet Ligan Matchday 31
Real Azuris 5–4 FC Kaldukosic
Antúnes 24', Sigurjonsdottir 32', Silvestri 51' 55', Benedict 60' | Nisa 41', Bengochea 49', Rathskeller 62', Koehler 82'

Ziemelu Skaida 4–4 Cassandra City
St. Ann 1', Koclanes 21' 23', Swittek 34' | Serafino 29', Vivas 47', Meier 51', Zeale-Riddick 72'

Keenan Athletic 0–2 Eastweald
Hopkins 75', Kovačević 90+1'

Centus Serpents 1–1 Pelethas United
Olonniquin 31' | Na'Bukanm 26'

Olask Islanders 1–0 Stoneshore United
Irwin 45+2'

Crawford City FC 2–2 Ramusok United
Kárpáty 48', Belladonna 60' | Wheeler 25' 41'

Mallox 1–1 Samaj FC
Emery 62' | Larsen 54'

Klyde 2–5 Treftadaeth Alliance
Turner 58' 86' | Nyström 10', Robitaille 34', Thursson 70', Morten 74', Robitaille 89'

OAS Royal FC 3–3 AC Holmenkollen
Marchant 13', Marsteller 16', Duvernay 41' | Hjelmgaard 45+1', Jaeger 86', McSorley 90+4'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: Cassandra City's trip to Samotath to take on FC Ziemelu Skaida is nearly disastrous. Former OAS Royal markswoman Beatriz Koclanes is on-the-mark, as she has been so often for Skaida this season, and puts the Reds in a shocking 3-0 hole early. With Eastweald professionally taking care of Keenan Athletic earlier in the day, the live standings saw their long-standing 2nd place position usurped by the Elves. The 4-1 half time scoreline reverberated around Cosumarite sports media but, somewhat predictably, Arturo Mancini's charges came charging back in the second half, led by an apoplectic Ursula Rowan in midfield. Skaida could only bend their knee to Rowan's playmaking and accept the equalizing 4-4 goal when it came... off Vega Zeale-Riddick's knee. The point keeps Cassandra City's noses in front of Eastweald for 2nd and nominally in the title race (CCFC were also forced to claw tooth and nail for a comeback draw), but the glances over their shoulder are becoming more and more anxious. And although Ramusok United's aforementioned point in Crawford was a good result for Kirum Mortonsson, it wasn't enough to stop Olask Islanders from catapulting them into the UICA zone with a lock-it-down 1-0 win that might just have put the nail in Stoneshore United's coffin as well. And pushed it out to sea.

It's a bitter realization for a talented Stoneshore side (Odóma has 20 goals, for crying out loud) with a well-liked young manager (Jerrell Drake) that was supposed to stay up. Ultimately, in opposition to their club tradition, it was the Greys' defense that never stepped up to the plate in their HL return. Even with Kurt Wolff on board. It will be interesting to see where the pacey Odóma ends up next after taking such a big step forward this season. Despite suffering successive HL relegations, he surely belongs at a higher caliber of club, whether in Cosumar or abroad. The same can probably be said for Cathal Turner now. Although it took him longer than expected to grow into a true number-one striker, the Klyde golden boy has truly hit his stride in the second half of this season. He found another brace this weekend against Trefta... although it was marred by five goals shipped going the other way. Corey Simmons Jr.'s number-one off-season priority should be to keep Turner at the Klyde Sportsplex or, barring that, to sell him for superstar money. Judging by this weekend's 5-2 scoreline, some defensive upgrades wouldn't hurt either...
1 Crawford City FC       31   19   7   5    79   51  +28    64  CC
2 Eastweald 31 17 6 8 73 52 +21 57 CC
3 Cassandra City 31 16 8 7 72 58 +14 56 CC
4 Real Azuris 31 16 6 9 69 49 +20 54 GC
5 Mallox 31 13 11 7 66 58 +8 50 GC
6 Olask Islanders 31 15 5 11 60 56 +4 50 GC
7 Ramusok United 31 14 7 10 57 53 +4 49
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14 AC Holmenkollen 31 8 7 16 42 60 −18 31
15 Ziemelu Skaida 31 8 7 16 50 75 −25 31
16 FC Kaldukosic 31 7 9 15 66 83 −17 30 RPO
17 Centus Serpents 31 7 8 16 37 58 −21 29 R
18 Stoneshore United 31 6 6 19 53 73 −20 24 R




Härlighet Ligan Matchday 32
FC Kaldukosic 2–4 OAS Royal FC
Nisa 20', Teika 37' | Marsteller 5', Valcon 16', Møller 29' 61'

AC Holmenkollen 4–3 Klyde
Stilic 24', Skannendev 25', Romo 66', Jaeger 85' | Gandhi 5', Turner 30' 32'

Treftadaeth Alliance 0–5 Mallox
Broxham 40', Siorrha'Asione 43', Vu'Zago 49', Siorrha'Asione 60', Vu'Zago 80'

Samaj FC 4–4 Crawford City FC
Whitecastle 2', Erakin 22', D. Gvetadze 33', Columbine 61' | Kárpáty 17' 65', Bloodblade 70', Moxham 81'

Ramusok United 1–0 Olask Islanders
Bachelor 90+2'

Stoneshore United 0–1 Centus Serpents
Velasquez 15'

Pelethas United 0–1 Keenan Athletic
Sade 25'

Eastweald 4–0 Ziemelu Skaida
Bond 14', Kovačević 22', Mordini 31', Tali'raia 58'

Cassandra City 1–1 Real Azuris
Dyer Vry 33' | Antúnes 82'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: OAS Royal reluctantly gave Syl Denhardt the axe last weekend after the team dropped two points in stoppage time. Not only did they choke away a late 3-1 lead and eliminate themselves from UICA contention, they did so at home. In a Minor Ramusok Derby. Curtis Théberge still finding a way to do it to them after all these years, first as a striker with Ram U and now as manager of AC Holmenkollen. But Holmenkollen have been far from world-beaters this year, and the body language of the players was so negative on the pitch that the OAS Royal leadership had little choice but to finally pull the plug on Denhardt despite his successful track record and Ramusok roots. A lot of eyes were on Royal this weekend in Kaldukosic to see how they would respond. Although they technically had nothing to play for, there was a real urgency on the part of many players to prove to the remaining staff (and the fans) that they could contribute to this club's goals going forward. Beating a relegation-threatened team like FC Kaldukosic that needs points is always impressive, and is especially so when you score four goals. Homegrown midfielder Aikin Valcon might have given himself a chance to start next season with a goal and an assist, which was to Thor Møller, who broke up a dry-spell with two powerfully-smashed close-range strikes.

I know, I know, I know. Stop talking about Royal, you biased capital-based media outlet! Ok, fine, let's get to the actual matches of consequence. Olask Islanders traveled cross-Fiefdom to the capital themselves for a showdown with Ramusok United with one of the Globe Cup places on the line. What had the potential to be a historic day in the history of Olask Isle sport instead turned into a frenzied celebration of blue flags as Euran defensive midfielder Dustin Bachelor practically barrel-rolled the ball into the goal to break a 0-0 deadlock in stoppage time. Up in the highest echelons of the table, Theresa Riether has Eastweald looking laser-focused as they methodically shred Ziemelu Skaida's low block 4-0 with their tiki-taka passing in peak crispness. Eastweald have quietly been the best team over the final stretch of the season and, with Cassandra and Crawford City both laboring to draws on the weekend, suddenly look like sure bets for 2nd over Cassandra. And maybe, just maybe, a threat to push CCFC down to the wire for the title. Down at the other end of the table, Centus' longtime Llamanean hero Arthur Velasquez scored the lone goal on a panenka from the spot to secure the Serpents a massive three points that propels them onto safe ground and officially relegates promotion brethren Stoneshore United.
1 Crawford City FC       32   19   8   5    83   55  +28    65  CC
2 Eastweald 32 18 6 8 77 52 +25 60 CC
3 Cassandra City 32 16 9 7 73 59 +14 57 CC
4 Real Azuris 32 16 7 9 70 50 +20 55 GC
5 Mallox 32 14 11 7 71 58 +13 53 GC
6 Ramusok United 32 15 7 10 58 53 +5 52 GC
7 Olask Islanders 32 15 5 12 60 57 +3 50
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14 AC Holmenkollen 32 9 7 16 46 63 −17 34
15 Centus Serpents 32 8 8 16 38 58 −20 32
16 Ziemelu Skaida 32 8 7 17 50 79 −29 31 RPO
17 FC Kaldukosic 32 7 9 16 68 87 −19 30 R
18 Stoneshore United 32 6 6 20 53 74 −21 24 R




Härlighet Ligan Matchday 33
Cassandra City 5–0 FC Kaldukosic
Zeale-Riddick 11' 21', Meier 35', Serafino 58' 74'

Real Azuris 1–3 Eastweald
Arrowsword 43' | Bond 23', Bambic 30', Fanaiyan 36'

Ziemelu Skaida 1–0 Pelethas United
Tonner 29'

Keenan Athletic 2–4 Stoneshore United
Chandilize 55', Spisic 58' | Mammes 16', Haagensen 22', Katholos 39', Odóma 66'

Centus Serpents 4–5 Ramusok United
Lineker 31', Velasquez 44', Olonniquin 59', Velasquez 82' | Arrowsmith 25', Hare 56', Luminesce 80', Wheeler 85', Stone 90+2'

Olask Islanders 1–2 Samaj FC
Tzyzakoos 5' | Larsen 45', A. Gvetadze 70'

Crawford City FC 2–3 Treftadaeth Alliance
Moxham 45+1', Belladonna 58' | Nyström 72' 77' 84'

Mallox 3–0 AC Holmenkollen
Chappelle 32', Vu'Zago 48', Engram 90+4'

Klyde 0–1 OAS Royal FC
Bannion 85'

TOP TAKEAWAYS: CRAWFORD CITY FC BOTTLE THEIR CHANCE TO LIFT THE HL TROPHY AT HOME! All they need is a win over Alliance at Orangi Stadium to clinch the title over Eastweald. Any win will do. By the 70th minute, all they had to do was hold on to a 2-0 lead. Instead, they take their eyes off the sidewalk and trip over their own feet in spectacular fashion right before the finish line. Resurgent striker Zak Nyström scores his first hat trick for Alliance in those last twenty minutes, sneaking one nice header under the crossbar and capitalizing on two absolute horror-shows of CCFC defending. Like, wow, that backwards header from Bloodblade for the second was bizarre and shocking. Sarah Arrowsword immediately ran over and bonked him over the horns and it was totally warranted. I don't even want to know what it was that Amethyst Fegelein turned and whispered under her breath after the third. The Elephants have been the assumed champs for months now, and the crowd had already started buzzing in anticipation of the title when Nyström went on his rampage. Now, Eastweald have a REAL shot to eclipse them on the final matchday after notching a massive win in Azuris. Hoooo boy.
1 Crawford City FC       33   19   8   6    85   58  +27    65
2 Eastweald 33 19 6 8 80 53 +27 63
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14 AC Holmenkollen 33 9 7 17 46 66 −20 34
15 Ziemelu Skaida 33 9 7 17 51 79 −28 34
16 Centus Serpents 33 8 8 17 42 63 −21 32 RPO
17 FC Kaldukosic 33 7 9 17 68 92 −24 30 R




Still, Eastweald face an uphill battle. Cassandra City are visiting Old Weldenskirgen on championship sunday and will want to dish a black eye to the team that dislodged them from 2nd. Meanwhile, Crawford City FC get a do-over of sorts, only needing to beat AC Holmenkollen, who are probably already safe.

The real duel to watch down at the bottom is between Kaldukosic and Klyde at Leviathan Arena. Kaldukosic have to win or else Cillian Najdorf's project to restore Cosumar's biggest city to the HL big-time will come crumbling down right then and there. To steal the playoff spot from Centus, they'll also need the Serpents to at least settle for a point in Samaj. On the other hand, Centus have the widest range of outcomes. Lose and they could be automatically relegated. A win could haul them up to guaranteed safety. A draw and... who knows?

If you're wondering about the UICA slots, those have been locked up. Cassandra City have the final CC berth in 3rd, while the Globe Cup field will be Ramusok United, Mallox, and Real Azuris in some order. But now it's time to find out which teams, which clubs, which cities will experiece ultimary glory, ultimate relief and ultimate heartbreak...




Härlighet Ligan Matchday 34
FC Kaldukosic 2–4 Klyde
Denarian 18', Rathskeller 28' | Gandhi 10', Fierro 25', Turner 42', Na'Jai 65'

OAS Royal FC 2–2 Mallox
Hanger 14', Harper 61' | Masatoshi 45', Riordan 85'

AC Holmenkollen 2–2 Crawford City FC
Kolomainen 15', Romo 26' | Klein 31', Bloodblade 81'

Treftadaeth Alliance 0–1 Olask Islanders
Tzyzakoos 4'

Samaj FC 0–0 Centus Serpents

Ramusok United 2–1 Keenan Athletic
Wedderburn 6', Stone 89' | Sade 90+2'

Stoneshore United 1–0 Ziemelu Skaida
Haahr 38'

Pelethas United 1–0 Real Azuris
Aspenwood 38'

Eastweald 2–2 Cassandra City
Fanaiyan 75', Velasquez 84' | Zeale-Riddick 6', de Sájajo 88'

All nine matches kick off concurrently on Sunday afternoon and the first goal in a match of consequence is scored by Ozaria Gandhi for Klyde, causing FC Kaldukosic's chances of relegation ratchet up a few dozen percent and Leviathan Arena to erupt in groans.
Further up the eastern coastline, the unlikeliest of storylines started to feel like it might be destined to unfold when Holmenkollen enforcer Ariadne Kolomainen (who never scores) pirouetted around Jennifer Farrow and uncorked a wickedly knuckling 23-yard goal. AC Holmenkollen 1-0 Crawford City FC. Fortunately for Fegelein and her players, news soon trickled in that Vega Zeale-Riddick had given Cassandra City an early lead at Eastweald around the same time, taking a little bit of the pressure off... at least temporarily. Later in the first half, Gabrielo Romo added another for Holmenkollen, unleashing delirious hand-wringing across the city back in Crawford. Were they seriously going to have to rely on Cassandra City (their title race rivals for most of the season) for deliverance? "Not if I have anything to say about it," says Rusalka Klein five minutes later. After a nice bit of hold-up play from Kárpáty, Klein got behind the defense and received the Pasargan's slipped pass, nutmegging the on-rushing Shad Vylon with a smooth finish. AC Holmenkollen 2-1 Crawford City FC. Something for Fegelein to build upon during the break.

Fast-forward to final ten minutes. (Kaldukosic is already dead and buried by Klyde at this point, so let's keep the channel on the title race). Ishtar Fanaiyan had just equalized for Eastweald, restoring some excitement back in the Weald that the Wood Elves could seize the opportunity presented by CCFC's losing scoreline. Although it made for a nice redemption narrative due to his calamitous error last week, Bloodblade's thumping 81st minute header goal for CCFC didn't change Eastweald's arithmetic much. They'd still be champs with a win. So they needed a goal. And, three minutes later, they got it! Veteran winger Eva Velasquez, confirmed to be playing in her last game, had just come on for an unhappy Brian Bond. Suddenly, only a touch or two into the match, she found herself at the top of the box with a rare poor clearance by Calogero Metz rolling straight to her. Anticipating the blasted shot, Diedrich Frostmarris lunged to block. With a silky first touch, Velasquez instead feinted past the big Nepharim into the box, sauntered to the right and chipped Metz to the back post. The audacious shot deflected in off the underside of the crossbar and Old Weldenskirgen reached its loudest decibel level of the season before the airborne Metz even hit the ground!

For a fleeting few minutes, Eastweald were champs on goal-differential. For a fleeting few minutes, they had completed their march to the top over a second half of the season in which they razed most of the league. But the bliss at Old Weldenskirgen only lasted those fleeting few moments. Not because Crawford City FC stepped up and reclaimed their throne, but indeed because Cassandra City just really, really wanted to have a say in this championship - one way or another. In the 88th minute, Eastweald got caught sleeping in the back. A simple Rowan ball over the top found Lojes de Sájajo breaking free into space. With a world-class running finish into the near top corner, the Farf winger ripped the golden HL trophy back from Eastweald's fleeting grasp. Back in Holmenkollen, Crawford City FC pressed for a goal to win on their own terms, Kárpáty coming agonizingly close twice, but it didn't come.

The CCFC players celebrated with just as much passion and catharsis once news came through that Eastweald hadn't won either but, for the rest of Cosumar, it was a little anticlimactic to see the coveted golden trophy handed to a team that couldn't impose their will when it mattered most. Nevertheless, for their entire body of work since Week 1, it's hard to argue to CCFC don't deserve to be the first back-to-back winners since the Real Azuris team of five years ago. It is an incredible feat. Crawford City FC are your 1016 Härlighet Ligan champions. With very few changes between the title squads of this year and last year, this core team must now be in the conversation as one of the best groups in HL history.






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Amist the fanfare of Championship Sunday, Luis Varezzi quietly announced his resignation from Real Azuris and probable retirement. The Breakers kept their UICA streak alive under his watch this season, but Varezzi will be 70 next season and probably saw the writing on the wall that Real would need a reboot of sorts to get back to Champions' Cup level.

Kudos to Olask Islanders and Samaj FC in particular for pushing to unexpected heights this season, as well as to Ziemelu Skaida for surviving their first-ever top-flight season. Commiserations to mired big-market clubs Stoneshore United and FC Kaldukosic for
suffering setbacks in their quests to return to the HL big-time after just one and two season, respectively. Finally, we wish Centus Serpents the best of luck in their upcoming survival playoff...

1016 Härlighet    Ligan  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Crawford City FC 34 19 9 6 87 60 +27 66 Champions, Champions' Cup, AOCL
2 Image Eastweald 34 19 7 8 82 55 +27 64 Champions' Cup
3 Image Cassandra City 34 17 10 7 80 61 +19 61 Champions' Cup
4 Image Ramusok United 34 17 7 10 65 58 +7 58 Globe Cup
5 Image Mallox 34 15 12 7 76 60 +16 57 Globe Cup
6 Image Real Azuris 34 16 7 11 71 54 +17 55 Globe Cup
7 Image Olask Islanders 34 16 5 13 62 59 +3 53
8 Image OAS Royal FC 34 14 8 12 76 62 +14 50
9 Image Samaj FC 34 11 11 12 55 54 +1 44 VCI
10 Image Treftadaeth Alliance 34 12 8 14 60 64 −4 44
11 Image Pelethas United 34 12 8 14 58 63 −5 44
12 Image Keenan Athletic 34 10 12 12 78 81 −3 42
13 Image Klyde 34 11 9 14 73 78 −5 42
14 Image AC Holmenkollen 34 9 8 17 48 68 −20 35
15 Image Ziemelu Skaida 34 9 7 18 51 80 −29 34
16 Image Centus Serpents 34 8 9 17 42 63 −21 33 Relegation Playoff
17 Image Stoneshore United 34 8 6 20 58 76 −18 30 Relegated
18 Image FC Kaldukosic 34 7 9 18 70 96 −26 30 Relegated


Härlighet Ligan XXVIII Champions - CRAWFORD CITY FC


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PLAYER OF THE YEAR:
1. Image Image ST Alexander Kárpáty Image
2. Image LW Brian Bond (EUR)
3. Image AM Marigold Belladonna (COS)
4. Image AM Chimera Moxham (NPH)
5. Image FW Charles Dyer Vry (COS)


NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR:
1. Image Image LW Cece St. Ann
2. Image ST Aidan Denarian (CEN)
3. Image CM/DM Erridupizir Na'Verii (COS)
4. Image CB Boleslaw Brodecki (COS)
5. Image DM Ehab Amkura (COS)


U20 PLAYER OF THE YEAR:
1. Image Image ST Domé Odóma (20)
2. Image DM Szalyk Földessy (PAS, 20)
3. Image ST Cathal Turner (COS, 20)
4. Image RB Tilda Tidesson (COS, 20)
5. Image ST Apolonia Olonniquin (COS, 18)


TOP GOAL SCORERS:
26 - Image Image Alexander Kárpáty Image
21 - Image Domé Odóma (COS)
- Image Zak Nyström (COS)
19 - Image Thor Møller (VAL)
- Image Aidan Denarian (CEN)
- Image Griffin Riordan (BRE)
- Image Cathal Turner (COS)
18 - Image Beatriz Koclanes (COS)
- Image Elodie Sade (COS)
17 - Image Jagoda Kovačević (PAS)
- Image Charlie Alotic (MRC)
- Image Dinko Spisic (ESH)
16 - Image Charles Dyer Vry (COS)
- Image Sen Marsteller (COS)
- Image Marigold Belladonna (COS)
15 - Image Winston Arrowsmith (APX)
- Image Ishtar Fanaiyan (NPH)
- Image Dario Gvetadze (MYT)



The Cosumarite Courier Team of the Season:
GK - Image Edith Tidesson (COS) Image
DF - Image Q'orianka Va'Afaja (COS)
DF - Image John Hare (SCT)
DF - Image Samuel Hopkins (EUR)
DM - Image Peter Marshall (COS)
LM - Image Brian Bond (EUR)
CM - Image Somuele der Pros (FFD)
RM - Image Ishtar Fanaiyan (NPH)
AM - Image Marigold Belladonna (COS)
ST - Image Alexander Kárpáty (PAS)
ST - Image Domé Odóma (COS)

Manager of the Year - Image Image Amethyst Fegelein

Bench: Mercator - Engram, S. Arrowsword, Erakin, V. Ilya - Sade, Moxham, Wheeler - Dyer Vry, Kovačević, Riordan






And at the end of each season, the 16th placed Härlighet Ligan club must face a challenge from the 3rd placed Sekundar Ligan club to retain their spot in the league. Here's how it played out this year:
Centus Serpents 0-0 (0-0 AET) (4-5 pen.) Goldstaff City

No one watched this game past the hour mark outside of the Centus and Goldstaff MSAs. What a cynical, tactical match. Despite Goldstaff City's attacking talent (Cade Jones, Koru Özturk...) they were effectively neutralized by a Centus side that had been hardened by a season of grueling battle in the top-flight. By the skin of their teeth, the iconic Jurist-Lineker-led defense took the Sekundar Ligan favorites to extra time and then penalties. Goldstaff's Bonesea legend Cade Jones would have the last laugh though, plunging the decisive penalty past Synara Redd. Just prior, his teammate Natassja Ravnajuv had finally produced the first save of the shootout by palming young Olonniquin's hesitant strike off the bar.

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Semifinals

Semifinal locations randomly drawn from pool of eligible venues; King's Cup Final always hosted in Ramusok Royal District (OAS).

Image Olask Islanders 5-4 FC Samotath Image
@ Kamu Road (24.000), Olask, Olask Fief
What a match this turned out to be. With nothing to lose in enemy territory (luck of the draw), FC Samotath sent numbers flying forward with reckless abandon (even by their standards) in hopes of catching the Islanders off-guard. It worked! At least for a little while. Mako Silanii double-slapped the home side with a quick brace in the first fifteen mintues, and it was 3-1 by half time. But the difference between the 1016 Olask Islanders and those of eras past is that these Islanders have some serious firepower as well. Whereas they never would've beaten Samo in an open track meet historically, these days Collette Sade has the option of opening things up and going toe-to-toe with almost anybody in a shootout. The deficit forced the Islanders to loosen up and assert themselves in the second half. It ended up being just what they needed. It took until nearly the 70th minute, but once the goals started flowing, they didn't stop. With a dramatic slice to lose Loreline Fietsam followed by a sumptuous curler, Dimitra Exarchopolous made it 5-4 against her former team in the 86th minute. Kamu Road has never partied this hard! They're going to the Final! They're going to the Final!


Image Crawford City FC 1-0 Regalia City Image
@ Leviathan Arena (99.114), Kaldukosic, Kaldukosic Fief
Surprisingly cagey affair for Crawford City FC as Maze Spinnaker & colonial outfit Regalia City give them all they can handle at a half-empty Leviathan Arena (Crawfordians don't travel away that much). With their Härlighet Ligan aspirations still hanging in the balance at this point, it is a rotated side, to be fair. And they do go the job done in the end, sparing Fegelein uncomfortable questions about sacrificing their chance at the double. Chimera Moxham was one of the few stars starting for CCFC and she made the difference with a simple diagonal finish under the keeper in the 33rd minute. Hansi Weschler also played and, a minute from stoppage time, flung himself to the top corner to make a crucial fingertip save on a Matthias Whyteleafe header.





18th KING'S CUP FINAL

Image OLASK ISLANDERS 1-0 CRAWFORD CITY FC Image
@ Crowley Memorial World Cup Stadium at The Royal Palace (105.000), Ramusok, Ramusok Fief


Crawford City FC are back in their fourth King's Cup Final, hoping to finally win their first. That's right, they're 0-3 as a club. They lost to Real Azuris on all three prior occasions, including last year's final, 1-0. The fact that they weren't playing Real - for once - led to some optimism, along with having just been crowned champions, but that 1-0 scoreline came back to haunt them yet again. After winning a 5-4 shootout last round, the red-hot Olask Islanders displayed their versatility by sitting back against CCFC and looking for opportunities to counter. They embodied the confidence of Collette Sade, looking comfortable with CCFC controlling possession and getting in Kárpáty's head with their physicality. The Pasargan striker looked unsettled by Massif DeKlan especially, rushing a few different chances and shooting them high.

Then, the opportunity Olask were waiting for presented itself in the 65th minute. Pesky Maia Abylon dispossessed Rusalka Klein, turned, and hit a beautiful downfield ball to Inez Tamburelli on the right. With numbers on the break, noted dribbling specialist Tamburelli danced forward teasingly, waiting for runners. With a quick flourish to create a window of separation from Jordan Knych, she centered a ball for unmarked Jade Irwin. The former Cornellians star volleyed it in-stride, low and hard towards the bottom corner. The accuracy was such that even the long arms of Weschler couldn't get to it, and the shot dinked in off the inside of the post. The Islanders would have some nervy scrambles in front of their own goal in the final hour, but their defense held firm.

After the final whistle, goalscorer and venerated captain Jade Irwin ceremonially lifted the trophy on behalf of the jubilant Islanders, many players crying tears of joy. It's unclear what the future holds for the veteran Nepharim, nearing 35, but she will be remembered on Olask Isle forever for bringing their beloved, once-humble club its first major trophy of the modern era. For Crawford City FC, it's a disheartening way to end the 1016 campaign, dropping to 0-4 all-time in King's Cup Finals and missing out on the chance to elevate their legacy with a rare domestic double.

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King’s Cup Final MVP: AM Jade Irwin




Thank you so much for reading this season to the end. Or, if you just skimmed certain parts, that's appreciated too. Stay tuned for the results from Sekundar Ligan, Tredje Ligan and the lower leagues in a soon-to-follow post.


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Qualified: World Cups 54-59, 62, 73-83
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Champions: DBC 35/44/45, AOCAF 54, Eagle Cup VII, WCoH 33, CoH 64, IBC 18, NSCF 10/11/15/16, WLC 20/21/26, Arena Bowl I & III
2nd Place: AOCAF 57, NSCF 13, WBC 34, WLC 12/19/23, AOHC VI, Arena Bowl V
3rd Place: AOCAF 55, CoH 45 & 62, WLC 18 & 24, BoI VI

Host: WC 78 & 82, CoH 69 & 74, BoF 62, World Bowl 27, WLC 20, Beach Cup II & V
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Favorites FC Samotath and Goldstaff City both go straight back up, led by strong contingents of incumbent HL talent. But neither of them actually won the league. They're joined in promotion by champions IFK Aldenskoett after just two seasons of SL football at The Eagles' Nest. Club-legend striker and first-time manager Falchion Hess-Olesen inspired a remarkable turnaround from last season, in which IFK languished to 13th. His Eagles didn't always win pretty, but they repeatedly found a way to win nonetheless, especially in the latter stages of the season.

1016 Sekundar Ligan         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image IFK Aldenskoett 34 19 7 8 67 44 +23 64 Champions, Promoted, SBCC
2 Image FC Samotath 34 18 7 9 86 52 +34 61 Promoted, SBCC
3 Image Goldstaff City 34 18 4 12 65 51 +14 58 Promoted, SBCC
4 Image Fevelo Colony 34 18 4 12 75 62 +13 58
5 Image Versiaville 34 15 12 7 76 59 +17 57
6 Image Morponte Fief 34 16 9 9 46 34 +12 57
7 Image Na'Ilee Mariners 34 15 10 9 65 59 +6 55
8 Image FC Flen 34 14 7 13 62 64 −2 49
9 Image Helfin Fief 34 13 10 11 57 59 −2 49
10 Image West Gundar 34 12 7 15 48 56 −8 43
11 Image Revanigruud Riversharks 34 11 10 13 72 81 −9 43
12 Image Zakhoro Aces 34 11 10 13 46 59 −13 43
13 Image Regalia City 34 12 5 17 63 71 −8 41
14 Image Otkins Numenvernia 34 10 9 15 71 80 −9 39
15 Image Cassandra Cosmopolitan 34 8 12 14 57 64 −7 36
16 Image Gwynt Tywyll 34 8 10 16 32 47 −15 34 Relegated
17 Image Pristine Forest 34 8 8 18 54 70 −16 32 Relegated
18 Image Seryddwyr Aberaeron 34 6 7 21 43 73 −30 25 Relegated


Sekundar Ligan XXVIII Champions: IFK ALDENSKOETT
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Silver Ball: (Most Outstanding Player)
Image Image DM Mutsumi Otohime

Silver Boot: (Top Scorer)
Image Image ST Cade Jones (23 goals)

Silver Glove: (Best Goalkeeper)
Image Image GK Nicola Mukhanova

Silver Arrow: (Best U20 Player)
Image Image LWB Eve Davenport (19)






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1016 Tredje Ligan          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona 42 21 12 9 79 62 +17 75 Champions, Promoted
2 Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic 42 19 12 11 45 37 +8 69 Promoted
3 Image Pardock Island 42 19 11 12 79 63 +16 68 Promotion Playoff
4 Image Esterhollow Harbor 42 20 8 14 63 54 +9 68 Promotion Playoff
5 Image Sindo Fief 42 18 11 13 72 54 +18 65 Promotion Playoff
6 Image Riverside Crew 42 17 12 13 45 39 +6 63 Promotion Playoff
7 Image Portsmouth FC 42 18 9 15 53 48 +5 63
8 Image Nomad Brotherhood FC 42 17 12 13 55 53 +2 63
9 Image IFK Sundsvall 42 16 13 13 58 58 0 61
10 Image Atletisk Surpronuk 42 17 9 16 59 68 −9 60
11 Image Sontäfe City 42 15 14 13 58 45 +13 59
12 Image Klyde Heritage FC 42 15 14 13 39 34 +5 59
13 Image Fort Archer FC 42 14 14 14 70 61 +9 56
14 Image Rexnor District 3 42 13 15 14 40 41 −1 54
15 Image Sarmon 42 14 11 17 49 61 −12 53
16 Image Gnoss Gallants AFC 42 14 10 18 53 65 −12 52
17 Image White Tower FC 42 12 15 15 63 62 +1 51
18 Image AFC Obscura 98 42 13 11 18 50 55 −5 50 Relegated
19 Image Dvinko Black Heart 42 13 10 19 55 66 −11 49 Relegated
20 Image Nuur Origins FC 42 13 8 21 35 45 −10 47 Relegated
21 Image Sadenia Paladins 42 8 15 19 52 61 −9 39 Relegated
22 Image AC Sepultura 42 8 10 24 69 109 −40 34 Relegated


Tredje Ligan XXVIII Champions: SC TORPEDO KEJSARKONA

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Bronze Ball (Best Player):
Image Image CB Kaushiki Tewaawry

Bronze Boot:
Image Image ST Jen VanBelle (27 goals)


Promotion Playoffs
3Pardock Island 0–1 Riverside Crew6
4Esterhollow Harbor 0–0 (1-0 AET) Sindo Fief[/b]5

Riverside Crew 1–1 (2-1 AET) Esterhollow Harbor
Promoted to SekundarLigan: Image







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1016 Conference Cosumarus  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brayllor Town 27 17 4 6 54 37 +17 55 Champions, Promoted
2 Jotungard 99 FC 27 16 6 5 52 26 +26 54 Promoted
3 Real Bellavista 27 15 7 5 56 40 +16 52 Promotion Playoff
4 Hvalsey 08 27 15 6 6 50 37 +13 51 Promotion Playoff
5 AFC Wernersburg 27 14 7 6 48 37 +11 49 Promotion Playoff
6 AFC Centus 27 13 7 7 49 40 +9 46 Promotion Playoff
7 Forest Hill FC 27 13 5 9 53 42 +11 44
8 Volmachtia Kaldukosic 27 13 5 9 45 43 +2 44
9 Crawford Sharks SC 27 10 10 7 53 47 +6 40
10 Gamma City Zakhoro 27 10 9 8 45 41 +4 39
11 Azure Lane FC 27 10 7 10 36 35 +1 37
12 Ajatarra Alligators 27 10 7 10 30 34 −4 37
13 West Devellin 27 9 9 9 37 40 −3 36
14 High Noon FC 27 9 8 10 42 46 −4 35
15 Hagenheim South End 27 7 13 7 34 32 +2 34
16 Sporting Pirankoper 27 9 6 12 39 44 −5 33
17 East Devellin 27 9 6 12 39 52 −13 33
18 Dawchire Town 27 7 11 9 32 36 −4 32
19 Sporting Culmar 27 8 8 11 37 45 −8 32
20 Talmusok City 27 8 7 12 25 27 −2 31
21 Woods of Ypres 27 8 6 13 45 45 0 30
22 Yambridge City 27 6 12 9 35 39 −4 30
23 Cassandra City II 27 7 9 11 46 55 −9 30 Relegated (East)
24 Highlanders 27 6 8 13 36 41 −5 26 Relegated (Central)
25 Larkinham Town 27 6 8 13 41 47 −6 26 Relegated (Central)
26 FC Va'Lubasa 27 6 7 14 44 61 −17 25 Relegated (West)
27 Everlong FC 27 8 1 18 31 52 −21 25 Relegated (West)
28 Tamiat Town 27 5 9 13 36 49 −13 24 Relegated (West)

Promotion Playoffs
3Real Bellavista 0–3 AFC Centus6
4Hvalsey 08 0–0 AFC Wernersburg5

AFC Centus 1–0 AFC Wernersburg
Promoted to TredjeLigan: AFC Centus



1016 Conference K&C            Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CD Panteras Nueces 38 25 6 74 35 +39 82 Champions, Promoted
2 Salfa City 38 23 12 65 48 +17 72 Promotion Playoff
3 Meryuma Marshals 38 22 11 66 53 +13 71 Promotion Playoff
4 Treacherous Cove AFC 38 22 12 77 61 +16 70 Promotion Playoff
5 Interstellar Erurok 38 20 13 62 54 +8 65 Promotion Playoff
6 Tranquility Treepolis 38 20 14 62 52 +10 64
7 Aberaeron Celtic 38 18 15 58 53 +5 59
8 Sammet Ridge 38 17 16 67 66 +1 56
9 Erpland County 38 17 16 51 53 −2 56
10 Emerald Cove 38 16 16 65 62 +3 54
11 Caledon Legion 38 17 18 56 66 −10 54
12 Aläng FF 38 16 17 64 61 +3 53
13 Tornline 38 16 19 58 65 −7 51
14 Kalloroda United 38 15 19 63 66 −3 49
15 Wilmontsbloom Blue Star 38 14 18 57 58 −1 48
16 FC Dynamo Kurbads 38 13 20 46 55 −9 44
17 Wiedna Town 38 13 21 54 70 −16 43 Relegated (Klyde)
18 Rexnor District 5 38 11 25 47 68 −21 35 Relegated (Colonial)
19 Tierra Interstellar Wanderers 38 9 22 43 71 −28 34 Relegated (Colonial)
20 Silk FC 38 9 23 46 64 −18 33 Relegated (Klyde)

Promotion Playoffs
2Salfa City 0–0 (2-0 AET) Interstellar Erurok5
3Meryuma Marshals 1–1 (3-2 AET) Treacherous Cove AFC4

Salfa City 0–3 Meryuma Marshals
Promoted to TredjeLigan: Meryuma Marshals







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Lägre Ligan 2 - Klyde    Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Villa Forsetti 29 20 4 5 61 31 +30 64 Champions, Promoted

2 FC Kviststad 29 18 7 4 57 34 +23 61 Promoted
3 FK Pentagram Pjattervid 29 16 9 4 55 35 +20 57
4 VfL Läutenstadt 29 16 8 5 54 37 +17 56
5 Hamlack Town 29 13 10 6 39 30 +9 49
6 Cerulia City FC 29 14 5 10 31 25 +6 47
7 Noumen Town 29 14 5 10 47 45 +2 47
8 Baymar Lagune 29 12 10 7 42 31 +11 46
9 IFK Nordön 29 13 7 9 51 45 +6 46
10 Usk Town 29 12 9 8 50 38 +12 45
11 Noths Castle 29 13 6 10 40 40 0 45
12 Sólstafir 29 12 7 10 38 38 0 43
13 Ardamirchan Isle United 29 12 7 10 39 41 −2 43
14 Atlético Oterro 29 11 9 9 38 35 +3 42
15 Oppland 806 29 11 9 9 48 48 0 42
16 Klyde II 29 12 6 11 35 40 −5 42
17 Moggington County 29 11 6 12 47 42 +5 39
18 Svart-Guld Klingaställe 29 10 8 11 39 46 −7 38
19 Klyde City 29 11 5 13 40 48 −8 38
20 Gibwir Marsnal 29 10 7 12 53 49 +4 37
21 Atletisk Kvelertak 29 6 13 10 42 45 −3 31
22 Oxbow Lake 29 8 7 14 32 41 −9 31
23 Gamlasir 29 7 7 15 37 48 −11 28
24 Satyricon Nemeses AFC 29 8 4 17 33 47 −14 28
25 Real Azuris II 29 6 9 14 43 56 −13 27
26 Gwerin Athletic 29 7 6 16 40 57 −17 27
27 Lindsborg Premier 29 6 7 16 41 54 −13 25
28 Orias-Kvissle SC 29 5 10 14 31 46 −15 25
29 Glasbon SC 29 5 8 16 38 53 −15 23
30 Flithby Town 29 4 9 16 27 43 −16 21



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Lägre Ligan 2 - East     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Marshall-Blue FC 29 16 8 5 62 43 +19 56 Champions, Promoted

2 Eastweald II 29 16 7 6 47 35 +12 55 Promoted
3 Östrad Rockets FC 29 16 6 7 54 39 +15 54
4 1. FC Guggenheim 29 15 8 6 39 27 +12 53
5 Mallox II 29 15 5 9 43 39 +4 50
6 Somberlain FC 29 13 10 6 61 44 +17 49
7 FC Samotath II 29 13 7 9 38 38 0 46
8 Paulsendam Town 29 12 9 8 59 46 +13 45
9 IFK Sokuldijak 29 12 9 8 46 33 +13 45
10 Atletisk Östrad 29 12 9 8 58 51 +7 45
11 IFK Keukenhok 29 13 6 10 51 46 +5 45
12 Chesterton Cottagers 29 12 8 9 51 39 +12 44
13 East Gundar 29 13 5 11 52 53 −1 44
14 Ingleton Town 29 11 8 10 44 37 +7 41
15 Scarromere FC 29 10 11 8 42 38 +4 41
16 Cadonica United 29 11 8 10 43 41 +2 41
17 Coppell City FC 29 11 7 11 49 41 +8 40
18 OAS Royal FC II 29 8 12 9 38 38 0 36
19 Interstellar Östrad 29 11 3 15 41 50 −9 36
20 Cape Dutch Copperheads 29 9 7 13 40 44 −4 34
21 Dusk Athletic 29 8 9 12 43 44 −1 33
22 Ramusok United II 29 8 8 13 36 44 −8 32
23 United FC of Stoneshore 29 8 8 13 32 46 −14 32
24 Nabataea 29 6 11 12 52 65 −13 29
25 Wealdheim Bards 29 7 8 14 37 50 −13 29
26 Sporting Corrian 29 8 5 16 37 52 −15 29
27 AC Opjenheim 29 8 4 17 36 52 −16 28
28 Zirconim City 29 7 6 16 37 56 −19 27
29 FC Stellendam 29 6 8 15 42 55 −13 26
30 FC Kaldukosic II 29 6 8 15 47 71 −24 26



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Lägre Ligan 2 - Central  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Scarborough 29 16 9 4 34 15 +19 57 Champions, Promoted
2 Hassaburess Athletic 29 17 4 8 36 19 +17 55 Promoted
3 Heofoncandel Uré 29 15 8 6 43 22 +21 53
4 Gladsax Chariot FC 29 14 9 6 44 26 +18 51
5 Moore Hill Pirates 29 14 7 8 35 23 +12 49
6 Lykathea City 29 13 9 7 34 18 +16 48
7 Black Diamond Osterhaut 29 12 10 7 20 15 +5 46
8 SC Cirith 01 29 11 12 6 23 16 +7 45
9 Gorgoroth 29 12 8 9 29 26 +3 44
10 Taigaenplats 29 13 4 12 35 31 +4 43
11 Harlegan Rovers 29 12 7 10 31 29 +2 43
12 Braumhill 29 12 6 11 34 32 +2 42
13 Attumac Wanderers 29 11 9 9 31 30 +1 42
14 Keldin Town 29 11 8 10 17 20 −3 41
15 Club Varden 29 10 10 9 25 26 −1 40
16 Columbia Town 29 11 7 11 28 36 −8 40
17 Goldsoul FC 29 10 8 11 26 27 −1 38
18 Malm Town 29 10 7 12 25 25 0 37
19 Briquia Southside FC 29 9 9 11 37 37 0 36
20 Nexus Magens FC 29 10 6 13 20 21 −1 36
21 FC Invierness 912 29 9 9 11 21 32 −11 36
22 Morponte Fief II 29 10 5 14 22 34 −12 35
23 FC Fejd 29 9 7 13 18 26 −8 34
24 Mintwick Marmots 29 7 12 10 23 27 −4 33
25 Austentrapp City FC 29 9 6 14 12 23 −11 33
26 Club Toftir 29 6 11 12 23 32 −9 29
27 Carnessa County 29 7 7 15 15 24 −9 28
28 Impera Town 29 6 9 14 22 30 −8 27
29 Ombra Castle 29 5 12 12 15 28 −13 27
30 FC Kastanjestad 29 3 7 19 13 41 −28 16



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Lägre Ligan 2 - West      Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Theli City 29 19 4 6 70 48 +22 61 Champions, Promoted
2 Klovstad Klub 29 18 5 6 49 34 +15 59 Promoted
3 Bayford City 29 17 5 7 53 39 +14 56 Promoted
4 Red Star Karbosic 29 14 10 5 47 27 +20 52
5 FC Arkadius 29 14 10 5 59 40 +19 52
6 Olympique Sur Mer 29 15 6 8 46 38 +8 51
7 Yellow Meadow Lynwood 29 14 8 7 52 47 +5 50
8 FC Na'Travii 29 15 4 10 45 31 +14 49
9 West Ellum 29 12 9 8 45 41 +4 45
10 East Ellum 29 13 5 11 50 46 +4 44
11 Crawford City FC II 29 12 7 10 51 44 +7 43
12 Falco Na'Diveh 29 12 6 11 38 40 −2 42
13 FC1. Richtofen Avalanche 29 10 11 8 41 37 +4 41
14 SC Swamport 29 11 8 10 40 37 +3 41
15 Yuonela Town 29 12 5 12 35 38 −3 41
16 Goldstaff Athletic 29 10 10 9 49 44 +5 40
17 Chamomile Town 29 11 7 11 44 39 +5 40
18 Duval Town 29 10 7 12 24 32 −8 37
19 Grayslake 29 9 9 11 38 46 −8 36
20 Rhupenhoven Town 29 9 8 12 47 51 −4 35
21 Tromsdale Town 29 10 5 14 32 40 −8 35
22 Drummond's FC 29 9 6 14 40 44 −4 33
23 IFK Karlsborg 29 7 10 12 45 51 −6 31
24 Ayr Athletic 29 7 10 12 30 38 −8 31
25 Rhithlungwerddon Town 29 8 5 16 28 41 −13 29
26 Thergothon 29 7 6 16 23 37 −14 27
27 Miklagaard Salvation 29 7 5 17 33 53 −20 26
28 Inter Juta 29 6 7 16 37 47 −10 25
29 Stortrommeby Town 29 6 7 16 44 55 −11 25
30 SEP Bjärnum 29 6 5 18 26 56 −30 23



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Lägre Ligan 2 - Colonial  Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kreanoltha Vipers 29 17 7 5 60 38 +22 58 Champions, Promoted
2 Exxeco Station 29 16 7 6 57 40 +17 55
3 Marinus City 29 16 3 10 70 53 +17 51
4 Rexnor District 8 29 13 10 6 52 38 +14 49
5 Drahva United 29 13 9 7 48 38 +10 48
6 Alstagruuket Sarlaccs FC 29 13 8 8 58 46 +12 47
7 Buscari Bridge Force 29 14 5 10 48 38 +10 47
8 Piander Falls FC 29 12 8 9 41 35 +6 44
9 Sporting Club Macofor 29 11 11 7 57 56 +1 44
10 Rexnor District 9 29 13 5 11 66 67 −1 44
11 New Hagenheim Canopy 29 12 6 11 45 44 +1 42
12 Rhodes Ravens AFC 29 9 14 6 52 48 +4 41
13 Murkwaamp Suns 29 11 8 10 54 51 +3 41
14 Dockery Union 29 10 9 10 34 31 +3 39
15 Levithia Shrievenzale 29 10 9 10 40 43 −3 39
16 Ciems Mungonduvia 29 10 9 10 45 49 −4 39
17 Snaigow Hoarfrost 29 10 8 11 50 46 +4 38
18 NOVIA Alliance 29 9 10 10 47 48 −1 37
19 Borzac Sequins 29 10 6 13 41 45 −4 36
20 Tonsei Tumult 29 8 12 9 41 46 −5 36
21 Varvonti Firestorm 29 10 6 13 34 40 −6 36
22 Whitestone Athletic 29 9 8 12 34 47 −13 35
23 Romstafar Outpost 29 7 12 10 19 23 −4 33
24 Menoptera United SC 29 9 6 14 18 31 −13 33
25 Orion Wanderers 29 7 11 11 56 59 −3 32
26 Rexnor District 7 29 8 8 13 49 56 −7 32
27 Rexnor District 6 29 8 7 14 27 39 −12 31
28 Rexnor District 2 29 5 11 13 36 51 −15 26
29 Templar-Lune FC 29 5 9 15 36 50 −14 24
30 Rexnor District 4 29 5 8 16 59 78 −19 23 Relegated
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Qualified: World Cups 54-59, 62, 73-83
President, World Lacrosse Fed.
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Champions: DBC 35/44/45, AOCAF 54, Eagle Cup VII, WCoH 33, CoH 64, IBC 18, NSCF 10/11/15/16, WLC 20/21/26, Arena Bowl I & III
2nd Place: AOCAF 57, NSCF 13, WBC 34, WLC 12/19/23, AOHC VI, Arena Bowl V
3rd Place: AOCAF 55, CoH 45 & 62, WLC 18 & 24, BoI VI

Host: WC 78 & 82, CoH 69 & 74, BoF 62, World Bowl 27, WLC 20, Beach Cup II & V
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1017 Season Retrospective Preview

Postby Cosumar » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:02 pm

NOTE: This a retrospective posting of an incomplete preview for the post-Transfer Window 25 season. Although previews were not written for every club, the rosters, transfers and ages should be accurate as of that time.

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Overview of Past Winners:
I: OAS Royal FC
II: OAS Royal FC (2)
III: Mallox
IV: Mallox (2)
V: OAS Royal FC (3)
VI: Mallox (3)
VII: OAS Royal FC (4)
VIII: Ramusok United
IX: Klyde
X: Real Azuris
XI: Real Azuris (2)
XII: Cassandra City
XIII: Mallox (4)
XIV: Ramusok United (2)
XV: Cassandra City (2)
XVI: Real Azuris (3)
XVII: Real Azuris (4)
XVIII: Real Azuris (5)
XIX: Cassandra City (3)
XX: Real Azuris (6)
XXI: Cassandra City (4)
XXII: Real Azuris (7)
XXIII: Real Azuris (8)
XXIV: Mallox (5)
XXV: Eastweald
XXVI: Cassandra City (5)
XXVII: Crawford City FC
XXVIII: Crawford City FC (2)
XXIX: _______ ?

8 – Real Azuris
5 – Mallox
5 – Cassandra City
4 – OAS Royal FC
2 – Ramusok United
2 – Crawford City FC
1 – Klyde
1 – Eastweald






CRAWFORD CITY FC
Crawford, Numenvernien Fief

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Nickname: Elephants
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Founded: 924
Ground: Orangi Stadium (61,000)
Manager: Image Amethyst Fegelein (58)

Transfers In: Szalyk Földessy (Samaj FC $9m), Baldomero Teijeiro (Treftadaeth Alliance $7m), Shad Vylon (AC Holmenkollen $5.3m), Giuseppe Szepezzi (Kolanola Elite Development Academy), Ipta Sechesel (Pria Technical College), Karoline Wellenbrink (Night Academy)
Transfers Out: Hansi Weschler (Spartangrad $12m), Peter Marshall (Klyde FC $3m), Jordan Knych (FC Samotath $1.5m), Sarah Ward (Dukuma SC)

First XI (4-3-2-1): Image Vylon (31) - Image Teijeiro (25), Image Arrowsword (30), Image Bloodblade (28), Image Modrich (30) - Image Földessy (22), Image Farrow (28), Image Klein (29 C) - Image Moxham (22), Image Belladonna (25) - Image Kárpáty (29)
Key Reserves: Sechesel (GK/23), Danko (CB/29), MacArthur (CB/26), Arbuckle (RB/23), Na’At’Njem (DM/22), Martell (LW/32), Mosquera (CM/31), Coultan (AM/37), Szepezzi (ST/18), Alcouin (ST/35)
Tactical Style: Maintain Possession, Control Midfield
Crawford is a port city, the largest on Cosumar's AO-facing southern and western coasts. It has grown in importance in this era of regional integration, with most Atlantian sea traffic coming to Cosumar through Crawford. The hot southwestern city boasts a diverse population of over six million (including highest proportion of Vloo on the mainland) with a particular disdain for the concept of "indoors". It's easy to see why in their balmy semi-tropical climate and the inviting Lake Crawford to enjoy year-round. Even much of the colorful downtown nightlife is outdoors, with rooftop blues clubs and open dance pavilions draped in neon lights ubiquitous. CCFC's lakefront pitch also has an open, sunny ambiance that matches its city. Crawford isn't one of Cosumar's traditional footballing cities though. With the possible exception of Crawford Sharks SC eons ago, none of its clubs had ever been very successful, and it has a reputation for Fair Weather Fandom across all pro sports. In leaner recent years CCFC have indeed struggled to fill that behemoth stadium that Orangi Bottling Co. built when they bought the club in 995. However, all the investment is finally showing on the pitch now. With on-point marketing and little competition in a young booming city, CCFC has entrenched itself as the true "big club" that western Cosumar has long lacked. They claim fans across that whole half of the country now. CCFC's nickname is homage to the rare Numenvernien spotted elephant, indigenous to the area. Their elegant teal/crimson/gold home kit (right) is the envy of the league. Their white away kit with gold and teal accents isn't shabby either.

Team Preview: Crawford City FC has established itself as the west coast’s first true football juggernaut. They’re the back-to-back champions, a feat only Real Azuris had accomplished in the present millennium. Alexander Kárpáty is one of the league’s most iconic strikers ever, Rusalka Klein and Jennifer Farrow have proven themselves time and again as one of the most complete midfield duos anywhere and, last season, Chimera Moxham and Marigold Belladonna seemed to be in constant competition to compile the more impressive highlight reel of attacking creativity (both were astonishing). However, one could argue that it was this latest transfer window in which CCFC truly imposed their juggernaut status upon the rest of the league. They pried stars from other teams around the league at positions of perceived vulnerability with ruthless efficiency and financial weight. “Is club legend midfield anchor Peter Marshall getting a little old?” Gone, shipped and out and replaced by Samaj FC’s burgeoning Pasarga dynamo Szalyk Földessy. “Is our attacking thrust from fullback a little weaker than we’d prefer?” In comes the HL’s best statistical attacking fullback in Baldomero Teijeiro, a Farfadillis starter who was somehow still plying his trade in Ashen Point. And then they pocket a $7m profit to replace Hansi Weschler with Shad Vylon, a perennially underrated goalkeeper who isn’t as big of a name as Weschler but has been a literal savior for AC Holmenkollen over the last few years. $5.3m is a pretty big payday for Holmenkollen, but still. CCFC had their way with this transfer window. On paper, this is the most talented team they’ve ever assembled and, assuming the new pieces all gel, they will be heavy favorites to three-peat and send matron saint Kim Coultan into retirement in a blaze of historic glory.
Last Season: Champions (19-9-6). Prediction: Champions.
Jakk Winterfyll (GK, 997-999)
Dmytro Kurosawa (CF, 1002-1009)
Phillip Sherman (DM, 997-1010)
Jens Reiniger (RB, 1000-1012)
Peter Marshall (DM, 1007-1016)
Hansi Weschler (GK, 1009-1016)
Härlighet Ligan Champions 1015
Härlighet Ligan Champions 1016









EASTWEALD
Yambridge, Gellano Fief

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Nickname: Wood Elves, or just Elves
Founded: 704
Ground: Old Weldenskirgen (43,209)
Manager: Image Theresa Riether (65)

Transfers In: Excelsior Stroud (Starling $3.5m), Lindsey Ahlquist (promoted)
Transfers Out: Eva Velasquez (retired)

First XI (4-3-3): Image Mercator (27) - Image Java Gula (24), Image Hopkins (28), Image Scott (32), Image V. Ilya (28) - Image Mordini (35 C), Image Stroud (26), Image Townsend-Gregg (24) - Image Bond (27), Image Kovačević (24), Image Fanaiyan (28)

Key Reserves: Matalon (GK/28), Thatch (LB/33), Bambic (CB/33), Haalogalsson (CM/28), Der Pros (CM/33), Rao (LW/21), Del Angel (SS/30), Tali’raia (ST/Dryad)
Tactical Style: Tiki-Taka
Gellano Fief occupies most of The Weald, a low-lying tract of land with a tumultuous history nestled between the wild Northern Peninsula, the Dronningens mountain range to the south and the Great Central Desert to the west. The fief is practically divided down the middle: the dry industrial western half… and the gorgeously wooded eastern half. Obviously, Eastweald represent this eastern half of The Weald. Specifically, their name refers to Eastweald Wood, a thick deciduous forest that was thought to have magical properties (like spirits and sprites) by ancient Cosumarites. Hence the team's nickname "Wood Elves". Nobody actually lives in Eastweald Wood (development strictly prohibited), but the nearby city of Yambridge sits on the northern edge. The club's historic stadium is in the desirable southern outskirts, a stone's throw from the beginning of Eastweald Wood. Its green expanse can be seen from higher seats. It's a very quaint, picturesque area, Yambridge long a magnet for artists and intellectuals. That makes the West Wealders over in Mallox hate Eastweald even more and fuels the fiery Weald Classic. Eastweald have also historically battled for turf locally with Yambridge City, who claim to represent the city's actual urban heart, but they've fallen down the pyramid recently. From the oldest active stadium to stirring club song "Ode to the Elves" Eastweald have a storied tradition in Cosumarite soccer dating back centuries. The club won buckets of trophies in days of antiquity and retain much of that prestige today... especially after finally winning that first HL title a few years ago. They wear green dominant at home and yellow (right) on the road, always with matching color shorts and inverse color socks. They occasionally wear a monochromatic dark-gold throwback kit.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 2nd (19-7-8). Prediction: .
Randy Lewis (ST, 915-926)
Endyl Paru (CB, 982-999)
Abdiel Assad (CB, 989-1001)
Mika Ostaltsov (LM, 999-1002)
Belarmin Worsaw (ST, 1002-1004)
Golden Rand (GK, 999-1005)
Henrique Ventura (MGR, 976-1006)
Esteban Hernandez (GK, 1007-1014)
Penumbra Amokachi (ST, 1009-1014)
Jo de Marisco (CM, 1002-1015)
King's Cup 999
King's Cup 1005
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1013










CASSANDRA CITY
Cassandra, Cresscalus Fief

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Nickname: Reds
Founded: 882
Ground: The Amphitheatre (60,000)
Manager: Image Arturo Mancini (64)

Transfers In: Keira Andisori (Starling $15m), Chris Ashton (Lajuno $9m), Thelonious Grandstaber (AC Holmenkollen $1m), Torbjörn Jorgensen (Raynor City United), Mia Ria (unattached), Chloe Brockman (University of Nuur-Revanigruud), Eloy Kortrite (promoted)

Transfers Out: Vega Zeale-Riddick (Northern Union $20m), Bellerophon Serafino (FC Endeavour $9m), Q’orianka Va’Afaja (AFC Treason $8m), Wil Jabelon (Sabrefell Moths $5m), Jarobi Konsé (Vermillion Rage $4m), Diedrich Frostmarris (Alexandra City free), Stephen Gargo (retired), Calogero Metz (retired), Phillippe-Michel Schneiderlin (retired)

First XI (4-3-3): Image Ria (26) - Image Seewöster (20), Image Riiyaaw (19), Image Jorgensen (33), Image Vivas (29) - Image Mace (28), Image Rowan (32 C), Image Ashton (26) - Image Dyer Vry (29), Image Andisori (30), Image de Sájajo (25)

Key Reserves: Millican (GK/18), Grandstaber (LB/28), Kortrite (DM/17), Brockman (CM/19), Meier (LW/34), Sonar Amethyst (RW/24), Riprov (ST/31)
Tactical Style: High-press alternated with periods of calmer possession
Cassandra revolves around showbiz and celebrity. Cosumar's film, fashion and theatre industries are centered here (star-studded Staropoli Street), as is the only legal gambling district in the Fiefdom (Cassandra Megacasino a major landmark). There are also decadent attractions of even less reputable nature (the most brothels and strip clubs per capita in Cosumar). A pilgrimage to Cassandra is a rite of passage for entertainers and hedonistic young adults alike. Located on the barren northern steppe that stretches between the peninsular dragonlands to the east and the deep Duversian forests out west, Cassandra has little to speak of in terms of landscape. Yet it became an important city due to its location on the Pristine River, which connected the two sides of Cosumar in the early days, and remains by far Cosumar's largest inland city. Cassandra City are its largest club, embodying Cassandra's glamorous image. Their brightly-lit, amenity-stuffed stadium, The Amphitheatre, is only a block from Staropoli Street! Cassandra Cosmopolitan, however, are emerging as a legitimate competitor following successive promotions. Other local derbies include Riverside Crew, who claim support amongst the overlooked shipping and merchant neighborhoods along the river. Meanwhile, many big clubs around Cosumar also see the Reds as enemies. Easy to hate, they've stepped on some toes. Most notably Ramusok United’s, stemming from their Millenium Miracle at the Blues' expense and subsequent battles. At home, Cassandra City wear their customary all-red (right). Away, they wear a half-red, half-white shirt with black shorts and, distinctively, one red and one white sock (inverted from shirt).

Team Preview: Wholesale changes by the Quebecois madman at the helm. Big rebuild. Can they pull it off an stay at the top?
Last Season: 3rd (17-10-7). Prediction: .
Luke Crisalus (ST, 965-982, 985)
Francois Renault (MF, 988-998)
Ace Newman (RW/ST; 995-1001, 1014)
Ron Bromwyn (MGR, 985-1004)
Kyle Fleming (MF, 997-1007)
Jacob Pandan (CB, 996-1002)
Jol Tortuu (ST, 1000-1011)
Jason Goulding (ST, 1008-1014)
Calogero Metz (GK, 1007-1016)
Bellerophon Serafino (MF, 1005-1016)
Vega Zeale-Riddick (CF, 1013-1016)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1000
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1003
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1007
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1009
King's Cup 1012
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1014












RAMUSOK UNITED
Ramusok, Ramusok Fief

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Nickname: Blues
Founded: 751
Ground: Fire River Arena (80,000)
Manager: Image Kirum Mortonsson (48)

Transfers In: Bernice Strehlow (promoted)
Transfers Out: Sparrow Body (Scott City FC $3m), Tajo Carr-Ponce (Olympia FC $2m), Adrian Del Toro (retired), Lilly Kearney (retired)

First XI (4-4-2): Image Cevelunen (24) - Image Sutton (28), Image Hare (27), Image Steelhenge (28), Image Topić (24) - Image Luminesce (26), Image Bachelor (27), Image Wheeler (24), Image Duvalier (21) - Image Wedderburn (28), Image Arrowsmith (31)

Key Reserves: Lanios (LRB/26), Dellavigna (CB/21), Winterseer (DM/27), Djanetic (MF/29), Strehlow (AM/17), Stone (ST/35)
Tactical Style: Work rate and toughness prized in physical attack
Ever since OAS Royal FC opened shop 30 years ago and became the capital's purveyors of prestige and foreign appeal, the much older United have repositioned themselves as "the everyman's club" in Ramusok. The club for the "true Ramusoki" and those outside the glamorous royal district. The real representation of Ramusok's soccer culture. The club is located in a young and "hip" part of the city, near Ramusok Capital University and quirky entertainment venues. Their stadium, Fire River Arena, is one of the most historic in Cosumar - the Fiefdom's first gem of such size and first home to the National Team. It got its curious name from a local legend. The Sampson River, which runs into the ocean just a mile away, was a key tactical location in the battles of ancient Cosumar. When Mikael The Magnificent completed his conquest of the area, he was said to have dumped such a quantity of explosives into the river that flames danced upon the waters for two whole weeks as a show of intimidation. United's sea of blue-clad supporters do their best to be equally intimidating. Their blue shirt (pictured right) is worn with solid white shorts and blue socks. On the road, United wear this silver shirt, with solid blue shorts and silver/blue hooped socks.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 4th (17-7-10). Prediction: .
Derris Na'Fen (ST, 946-949)
Chester Pearce (RB, 932-938) (MGR, 974-979)
Mike Flanningan (CB, 998-1010)
Kirum Mortonsson (CB, 992-1001)
Seon Jin Kang (LB, 1001-1011)
Curtis Théberge (ST, 1004-1012)
Robin Geirsson (CM, 998-1013)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 994
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1002
King's Cup 1002
3rd Vilitan Cove Invitational (1014)








MALLOX
Mallox, Gellano Fief
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Nickname: Tigers
Founded: 804
Ground: Orange Palace (46,000)
Manager: Image Kennedy Kopenhaver (70)

Transfers In: Kaytlyne Victoriane (Lammerton $15m), Elsie Madderty (KF Werzin $2m)
Transfers Out: August Chappelle (Bruul Skewers $6m), Godfred Hjelmgaard (AC Holmenkollen $1.2m), Cloudchaser (retired)

First XI (4-4-1-1): Image Va’Nega (28) - Image Engram (29), Image Benjamin (25), Image Salverda (27), Image Broxham (24) - Image Madderty (27), Image Sjunitsson (29), Image Dé (30), Image Victoriane (28) - Image Masatoshi (23) - Image Riordan (29)

Key Reserves: Ardley (GK/37), Bruyne (CB/33), Corsair Gust (CM/29), Del Arro (LRM/34), Emery (LW/32), Cheong (RW/23), Siorrha’Asione (FW/31), Vu’Zago (ST/20)
Tactical Style: Fast and Direct in the transition game
Gellano Fief occupies most of The Weald, a low-lying tract of land with a wartorn history, nestled between the wild Northern Peninsula, the Dronningens mountain range to the south and the Great Central Desert to the west. The fief is practically divided down the middle: the gorgeous, thickly-wooded eastern half... and the dry, flat western half. Mallox is the major city in this less glamorous western half, a center of heavy industry and manufacturing, surrounded by wind farms and small, hardscrabble communities that depend on them for livelihood. The Orange Palace is at the heart of it all and is perpetually waitlisted, commanding universal support from Mallox proper as well as the outlying towns of West Weald. Mallox FC is seen as an embodiment of their blue-collar values. Even well-off Malloxites still identify with this hardworking ethos and fancy themselves the antithesis of their "arrogant silver-spoon brethren" in prosperous, intellectual Eastern Gellano cities like Centus and Yambridge. This cultural divide spills over onto the pitch when Mallox face archrivals Eastweald in the "Weald Classic". Mallox were one of Cosumar's most feared clubs in the early history of the Härlighet Ligan, trading titles with OAS Royal in the 980s and 990s. It was over 15 years into the HL era before they missed a UICA berth. The Tigers wear a diamond-textured orange home kit (right). Away, they wear black with subtle watermarks of Mallox's industrial skyline.

Team Preview: 5th 5th 5th several years in a row. Can Kennedy Kopenhaver buck the trend and growing sentiment that he's not the one to lead the Tigers back to glory?
Last Season: 5th (15-12-7). Prediction:.
Pablo Reyes (GK, 965-978)
Kennedy Kopenhaver (CB, 970-985; MGR, 1010-)
Leland Burke (MF, 972-980)
Thomas Hair (CB, 976-980)
Baltomer Izecson (ST, 987-997)
Anders Engström (ST/LW, 993-1001, 1011)
Haruto Takahashi (LM, 999-1006)
Stuart Gildon (RM, 994-1008)
Jimmy Kelly (ST, 997-1009)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 985
Harlighet Ligan Champions 988
Harlighet Ligan Champions 992
King's Cup 1000
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1001
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1012











REAL AZURIS
Azuris, South Klyde Fief
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Nickname: Breakers
Founded: 962
Ground: Estadio Arrichion (42,243)
Manager: Image Jim Reid (56)

Transfers In: Shiloh Morgenstern (Al Haxire $10m), Tessa Maitfield (Willox Street Pirates $4m), Apolonia Olonniquin (Centus Serpents loan return), Szafira Lousignont (Bjarnum West High School), Amrit Cavela (promoted)
Transfers Out: Andrew Arrowsword (Holdenberg City $9m), Alfred Tidesson (Cornellians $7m), Hidalgo Antúnes (Pelethas United $7m), Jeremy Benedict (Old Boys Club $3m), Wizzard Mormentor (Oldem Mechanical free), Massimiliano Biondi (retired)

First XI (4-1-2-3): Image E. Tidesson (25) - Image Antunović (23), Image Vanzanto (27), Image Haidt (22), Image T. Tidesson (22) - Image Clorfeine (28) - Image Akarenaa (33), Image Bi. Tidesson (24) - Image Morgenstern (18), Image Olonniquin (20), Image Sigurjónsdóttir (32 C)

Key Reserves: Cavela (CB/19), Chisenhall (RB/35), Domino (CM/21), Maitfield (CM/17), Yucob (LRW/33), Sz. Lousignont (RW/19), Billic (ST/36)
Tactical Style: Expansive, Flowing Attack
Real Azuris are popular across the southern half of Klyde Isle, the landmass east of mainland Cosumar. South Klyde Fief - and Azuris as its primary hub - is known for its liquor, spicy cuisine, laid-back days, hard-partying nights and close association with piracy during the seafaring age. More recently, Azuris has become the epicenter of the exploding Full-Immersion Virtual Reality industry in Cosumar. Virtual gaming firm Arrichion is the stadium sponsor. Azuris also has a distinctly latin flair, with lots of Spanish-stye architecture and a high population of Spanish-speakers (including a large West Sunrisian diaspora). This makes South Klyde very different from anglophone North Klyde Fief, which is why Real Azuris have such a fierce rivalry with Klyde FC. Those northerners claim the name of the whole isle! The audacity. Real also have local Azurian derbies with smaller clubs AFC Obscura and Silk River FC. They're the youngest of the bunch, surprisingly. Real was founded at the behest of the Baron of South Klyde Fief (hence Real) a shade over 50 years ago to give citizens a "legitimate" club to support that didn't have ties to piracy or organized crime in its history like AFC Obscura. Few could've foreseen the juggernaut that Real Azuris would eventually become in the Härlighet Ligan era. Thanks to the work of Akira Eld, Lujendra Mescalin and others behind the scenes, they raised the bar in Cosumar in terms of infrastructure, club culture and international achievement. Their primary kit features the iconic tidal wave that has long swept over the top of the shirt. White for home, blue for away. Azuris also have a bold alternate kit: rainbow. A high-tech fabric gives off the appearance of misty rainbow light, as you'd see shimmering by a waterfall.

Team Preview: Stadium rename, Port Christopher/Brenecia NT manager. All-in on rebuild.
Last Season: 6th (16-7-11). Prediction: .
Akira Eld (MGR, 982-1000)
Giovanni Aldinne (LM, 992-999)
Tolgus Tregajorran (CF, 1004)
Ipier Ubuntu (CF, 997-1006)
Robert Sieuwerd (GK, 997-1008)
Georgia Kite (CF, 1005-1008)
Florentin Lachance (CM, 1005-1009)
Lujendra Mescalin (MGR, 1003-1010)
Sean Fraser (LW/ST, 1002-1011)
August Ozuna (GK, 1005-1013)
Ronan Bowditch (RW, 1004-1014)
Sandra Sybill (CM, 1007-1014)
Sekundar Ligan Champions 983
Harlighet Ligan Champions 998
Harlighet Ligan Champions 999
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1004
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1005
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1006
King's Cup 1006
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1008
King's Cup 1008
King's Cup 1009
UICA Champions' Cup 66 (1009)
UICA Super Cup 63 (1009)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1010
Cygnus Cup 42 (1010)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 1011
King's Cup 1011
King’s Cup 1013
Cygnus Cup 46 (1014)
King’s Cup 1015









OLASK ISLANDERS
Olask, Olask Fief

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Nickname: Islanders, Laskies
Founded: 846
Ground: Kamu Road (24,000)
Manager: Image Collette Sade (56)

Transfers In: Morgan Fox (Falourr $20m), Jahmeen Makonnen (Negus Koromanti $7.5m)
Transfers Out: Maia Abylon (Crisisbless $15m), Fion Tzyzakoos (Handon United $7m), Neil Brown (Kelsy Merchants free), Ilana Way (Chokoboshima Chokies free), Francesca Scougall (retired)

First XI (4-4-1-1): Image Fielding (27) - Image Parchot (28), Image Bourass (26), Image DeKlan (31), Image Baker (30) - Image Exarchopolous (27), Image Makonnen (23), Image Kraljic (28), Image Tamburelli (27) - Image Irwin (36 C) - Image Fox (28)

Key Reserves: Na’Tlipoca (LB/21), Vesta (CB/17), Guinevere (RB/21), Stanfield (CM/28), Methüzema (LW/27), Scafidis (ST/36)
Tactical Style: High press, defend tightly as a unit
The Islanders are the biggest club from Olask Fief, which consists of small islands off the northwestern coast of Cosumar. But “biggest” isn't saying much. Olask is the most sparsely-populated fief, with more sheep than humans and a rocky, inhospitable terrain. It then follows, naturally, that the Islanders are historically one of the Härlighet Ligan's most humble clubs in terms of financial resources and facilities, having long struggled to cement themselves in the top-flight between stays in Sekundar Ligan. Sometimes, they even struggle with filling that 'ole rustbucket stadium… and the potholes in its well-trodden pitch. Yet, things have been on the up lately amidst their longest-ever HL stay. It started with their first foreign superstar in Chrysanthe Scafidis and has continued past her decline, with more big foreign signings and better production from the academy. The self-deprecating fanbase embraces the club's unglamorous, lower-league image and pride Kamu Road on being one of the league's most difficult away trips. The Islanders draw support from the whole of Olask Island, the largest of the Olask archipelago – largely rural aside from the City of Olask. They have major derbies with clubs representing two nearby islands, Bergtatt Isle Athletic and Pardock Island, as well as mainland northwestern neighbors Versiaville. They wear iconic pewter blues (right) at home and a red x-design away.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 7th (16-5-13). Prediction: .
Sergio Vilar (ST, 994-997)
Joseph Outerridge (CB, 988-1001)
Joseph Van Duren (CB, 997-1011)
King’s Cup 1016







OAS ROYAL FC
Ramusok, Ramusok Fief

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Nickname: Whites or Royals
Founded: 982
Ground: Crowley Memorial World Cup Stadium (105,000)
Manager: Image Silian Parker (58)

Transfers In: Kahala Murje (Rivers Roskjepa $11m), Harlan Sheriff (Centus Serpents loan return)
Transfers Out: Aswad Munif Shalhoub (Tanrisal $3m), Tree Harper (Treftadaeth Alliance $1.5m)

First XI (3-3-2-2): Image Alaniz (26) - Image Murje (19), Image Hanger (31), Image Omenihu (21) - Image Sheriff (20), Image Marchant (28), Image Valcon (26) - Image Kahara (26), Image Coffey (28) - Image Marsteller (28), Image Møller (23)

Key Reserves: Duvernay (LB/30), Fosse (CB/34), Di Sansev (RB/27), Drover (CM/33), Sundvik (LRW/19), Sonnen (ST/21), Bannion (ST/33)
Tactical Style: Exploit wide spaces with speed
Ramusok is Cosumar's capital and second-largest city. Its rich soccer culture has seen various clubs ebb and flow over the decades, but in the CosumarLigan era there have been a definitive "Big Two": Ramusok United… and OAS Royal. OAS is a fairly young club, founded by King James II to compete in the inaugural Härlighet Ligan season in 983. He spared no expense, recruiting World Cup stars and building a stadium adjacent to his Royal Palace. The team was immediately successful, winning the first two HL titles and becoming the first Cosumarite club gain international recognition. Though it has been awhile since Royal have won anything, they remain one of Cosumar's biggest brands. They have loyal fans across the Fiefdom and region, a prime location in the historic Område av Storslagenhet (Royal District) and now a shiny new stadium - a true monument to Cosumarite soccer. The matches are status events, with the King himself and handfuls of politicians and luminaries often in attendance. Around Ramusok, they are seen as the flashier, "cooler" club, with casual and bandwagon fans everywhere. O.A.S is almost like its own city-within-a-city, however. United better represent Ramusoki outside of its elite cocoon and tend to have more passionate hardcore supporters as a result. Royal wear sleek all-white (shirt right, with white shorts & socks) whenever possible. They also have a grey/white/turquoise secondary kit that pops up occasionally. This shirt, grey socks, and white shorts with a turquoise strip like the shoulder.

Team Preview: Identical record.
Last Season: 8th (14-8-12). Prediction: .
Henry Kueler (MF)
Oscar Jain (MGR, 983-994)
Alexander Pearce (CB/LB, 983-999)
Luke Crisalus (ST, 983-984), (MGR, 997-1000)
Sur Arora (ST, 989-1000)
Jaclyn Maris (GK, 998-1006)
Nicola Pecoraro (CB, 1000-1008)
Warren Paysinger (RM, 1001-1010)
Jannick Kontiola (RB, 998-1012)
Galasgoldas Tathtauré (ST, 1007-1011)
Harlighet Ligan Champions 983
Harlighet Ligan Champions 984
Harlighet Ligan Champions 989
Harlighet Ligan Champions 993










SAMAJ FC
Samaj, Culmarland Fief

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Nickname: Hunters
Founded: 906
Ground: Stadion Jägare (32,000)
Manager: Image Johannes Lundblade (51)

Transfers In: Nicole Underwood (Llewellyn Turnpike Ladies FC $2m), Miriam Troegner (Night Academy), Krissie Kashishova (Slivelle Academy)
Transfers Out: Szalyk Földessy (Crawford City FC $9m), Adnan Jurevicius (Raynor City United free), Elias Møller (Kings Park free), Darrius Columbine (retired), Ophelia Lovelock (retired), Cedric Pearson (retired)

First XI (4-2-3-1): Image Maston (33) - Image Melmendier (24), Image Jakoljevic (31 C), Image Erakin (29), Image Palmqvist (30) - Image Underwood (22), Image Vanderlei (31) - Image Whitecastle (24), Image A. Gvetadze (19), Image Larsen (26) – Image D. Gvetadze (21)

Key Reserves: Greegus (GK/19), Pladsen (CB/32), Muswell (CB/34), Kashishova (DM/19), Fitzstephens (AM/23), Nathael (CAM/35), Totorikagoena (ST/26)
Tactical Style: Defend Narrowly, Attack Wide with High-Volume Crosses
Samaj is a mid-sized city on Cosumar's western plains - the first city you would finally see after emerging from the Great Attumac Desert if you crossed its length from the more densely-populated east. It's an old-fashioned, rustic city by Cosumarite standards, notable for still using lots of clay architecture and relatively low adoption of Cosumar's public transport and implanted language microchips. Samaj FC is the only CosumarLigan-level club in the city and is well-supported despite traditionally limited finances. Many soccer fans in smaller towns throughout the western plains region adopt Samaj as "their” HL club as well. Well, either Samaj or their biggest rival - Helfin Fief FC to the north. Prior to this current golden era for the club under Luis Varezzi and now Lundblade, Samaj FC spent a lot of its CosumarLigan existence in Sekundar Ligan. One of its biggest claims to fame is finding diamonds-in-the-rough and turning them into stars, most notably some of Cosumar’s greatest forwards in Sur Arora and Vega Zeale-Riddick. Their home kit (pictured right) features their iconic diagonal-split shirt and burnt-orange shorts. Their away kit this year is solid of the shade of dark yellow found on the collar to the right, with burnt-orange lettering.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 9th (11-11-12). Prediction: .
Sur Arora (ST, 988)
Thomas Teverridge (CAM, 988-999)
Allen Huthson (CF, 998-1004)
Elaine Kayton (LM, 1001-1004)
Isadora Xenophon (CF, 1003-1008)
Terje "Valfar" Bakken Sognasen (DM, 1006-1012)
Darrius Columbina (AM, 1004-1016)
None in modern CosumarLigan era
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1017 Retrospective Preview

Postby Cosumar » Sun Apr 05, 2020 3:04 pm

NOTE: This a retrospective posting of an incomplete preview for the post-Transfer Window 25 season. Although previews were not written for every club, the rosters, transfers and ages should be accurate as of that time.



PELETHAS UNITED
Pelethas, Morponte Fief
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Nickname: Miners
Founded: 835
Ground: The Xanadu Dome (31,000 w third level covered)
Manager: Image Catherine Sedgwick (51)

Transfers In: Raimund Anderson (North Laithland $7.5m), Hidalgo Antúnes (Real Azuris $7m), Freeman Lebo (unattached), Savina Lousignont (Bjarnum West High School)
Transfers Out: Jakki Montelius (Hellenic Rouge $4m), Gudrun Crowley (Busukuma AC $3.1m), Zheng Linxin (Mothra Megoni free)

First XI (4-2-3-1): Image Nier (34) - Image Bourillion (26), Image Anderson (23), Image Said (28), Image Grennan (27) - Image Greenchurch (25), Image Sa. Lousignont (18) - Image Aspenwood (31), Image Saltorius (30), Image Antúnes (28) - Image Alotic (34)

Key Substitutes: Lincoln (GK/23), Haegg (CB/21), Maersk (CB/29), Kåsa (DM/34), Miettinen (AM/26), Xandreas (AM/33), Lebo (RW/26), Na’Bukanm (ST/18), Cyn-Penzag (ST/26)
Tactical Style: Tough Defending, penetrate through the middle with Aspenwood cutting inside
Pelethas started as a mining community (named after 8000-meter Pelethas Peak, omnipresent behind the skyline) but has evolved over the centuries to become much more. Pelethas is a destination city now. With the scenic Jagged Mountains to the north and Cosumar's finest golden-sand beaches to the south, Pelethas is full of tourists regardless of season. The Mediterranean climate of the south coast also allows Pelethas to contribute to the economy via agriculture. The fruit/nut/vegetable farms aren't too exciting, so they're a bit removed from the actual city and touristy areas. Though mostly obsolete due to space mining, former mining communities still dot the land of north of Pelethas amongst the first mountain slopes. Pelethas United was borne out of a merge between Erehwon Sports Club, popular amongst miners since the area was settled, and much younger Pelethas Peak AFC - a manifestation of the town's rapid urbanization. One had the grassroots support and the other had the "new money". It was a mutually-beneficial marriage. A condition was that "United" stay true to Erehwon's roots as a miners' club in their imagery and community involvement. Pelethas United mostly led a mediocre existence in Sekundar and Tredje Ligan until being backed by a deep-pocketed tourism mogul and bankrolled up the pyramid in the last decade. It's still more of a gridiron town (Pelethas Thunder sell out their shared stadium with more regularity) but United are closing the gap. They wear a classic Silver & Gold kit (right) at home with the Jagged Mountains on the chest. On the road, they wear this regal crimson/gold kit.

Team Preview:.
Last Season: 11th (12-8-14). Prediction: .
Jack Algar (MF, 995-1005)
Trygve Tyson (ST, 994-1007)
Ryan Carmichael (DM, 1003-1009)
Rose Kingsley (GK, 999-1012)
Auburn Tarrant (AM, 1009-1015)
Gudrun Crowley (CM, 1010-1016)
Tredje Ligan Champions 983
Tredje Ligan Champions 989








KEENAN ATHLETIC
Keenan, Cresscalus Fief

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Nickname: Checkers, Bobs (short for Bobcats)
Founded: 958
Ground: DragonBull Field (21,000)
Manager: Image Matilda Heisenberg (64)

Transfers In: Trude Spitz (FC Teussen Stelburg $5m), Rhiannon Bard (West Cape Wanderers free), Götz Makatsch (Night Academy)
Transfers Out: Elodie Sade (Alissar Phoenix $9m), Catheline Petterson (retired)

First XI (4-1-2-3): Image Verhoek (29) - Image Flare Eclipse (33), Image Malleom (27), Image Na’Akeh (29), Image Spitz (24) - Image Traustason (29) - Image Cirvante (30), Image Woodwind (31) - Image Scripps (24), Image Spisic (29), Image Bard (32)

Key Reserves: Raleigh (LB/19), Waz (CB/28), Fortidoré (RB/32), Lewitzki (DM/35), Chandilize (CAM/31), Cutnine (LW/28), Byfuglien (ST/21)
Tactical Style: Expansive, Flowing Attack
Ah, oft-forgotten Keenan, viewed by many as little more than a midway stop on the Hyperloop between Cassandra and popular Pristinia cities like Hagenheim or Aldenskoett. Keenan originally blossomed into an influential city due to its place on the Pristine River, which flows from east to west across northern Cosumar. Back in the day, it was an important trade stop along the river downstream from Cassandra. In the last century or two, however, Keenan had more or less grown stagnant, with little new growth or development. It was one of Cosumar’s lowest major cities in employment, average income and quality of life. In the last decade or so, however, Keenan has been amidst a civic rejuvenation as the rest of Cosumar has “rediscovered” its underappreciated natural beauty and charming cultural blend of Pristinia hippy-quirkiness and Cassandra thrill. Keenan has now become the new trendy city for young people who are too cool (or can’t afford) to move to Ramusok or Cassandra. This has presented a great business opportunity for Keenen Athletic, as this influx of new citizens and new money has coincided with their own rebirth of success. Traditionally a yo-yo side between the second and third divisions, Athletic finally managed to cement themselves in Sekundar Ligan in the last decade and now find themselves amongst the best in the Fiefdom again thanks to a great homegrown core. It’s a reimagined city with a reimagined club to rally around as the embodiment of all its progress. That’s pretty exciting! Keenan Athletic are known for their black and red checkers at home, contrasted by their more subtle grey checkers with red shorts on the road. There was a storm of controversy a few years ago when they renamed their historic grounds after primary sponsor DragonBull, but by now, the outrage has been dropped by all but the most die-hard longtime supporters. So much of the Checkered Army supporters group nowadays is composed of young transplants who aren’t that attached to the history anyways.

Team Preview: Acceptable. Optimistic fans will have hoped for top half again, but.
Last Season: 12th (10-12-12). Prediction: .
Bethan Davies (RW, 996-1001)
Rory Den Hartog (ST, 992-1002)
Rone Kindgren (CB, 998-1014)
Jakob Gullmarstam (RW, 1007-1014)
Mischa Frederick (ST, 1000-1015)
Elodie Sade (RW, 1009-1016)
Tredje Ligan Champions 984
Tredje Ligan Champions 999
Tredje Ligan Champions 1002
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1013
Series B Champions’ Cup 68 (1014)





TREFTADAETH ALLIANCE
Ashen Point, Parougan Fief

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Nickname: Astronomers
Founded: 979
Ground: The Wormhole (28,000)
Manager: Image Apple Jack (40)

Transfers In: Cy de Villepin (Branvón $9m), Tree Harper (OAS Royal FC $1.5m), Gaia Wakowsia (Sebio City free), Letty Moreno (Alexandria City free)
Transfers Out: Baldomero Teijeiro (Crawford City FC $7m), Stemmon Perrodien (Rozelle $5.5m), Cosudel Champali (retired), Pekka Mäntysaari (retired), Jason Goulding (retired), Jimmie Maloney (retired)

First XI (4-2-3-1): Image Poirier (33) - Image Harper (28), Image Morten (23), Image Brotherford (30), Image Shakir (29) - Image Thursson (32), Image Gristlecharm (23) - Image Robitaille (29), Image de Villepin (31), Image Tarmé (29) - Image Nyström (26)

Key Reserves: Martinsky (GK/38), Sinema (CB/18), Gates (RB/20), Wakowsia (CM/30), Moreno (LRW/30), Miller (CF/28), Almeida (CF/25)
Tactical Style: Route One, baby
Soccer and supernovas? There might not be a club quite like Treftadaeth Alliance anywhere. Centuries ago, a cult society of astronomers founded a settlement called "Ashen Point" at the very tip of Cosumar's uninhabited northern peninsula. They wanted to study the stars with perfect clarity away from any pollution or distractions. Cosumar's burgeoning astronomical community at the time used Welsh as its code language, much like how other societies use Latin. "Treftadaeth" roughly translates to "Inheritance", as this group espoused a theory that astronomy’s study would deliver Cosumar its national inheritance. They weren't wrong! Breakthroughs in space travel would begin to transform Cosumarite society beyond imagining in the coming decades. Anyways, the scientific commune at Ashen Point eventually grew to include academics of all persuasions. Today, it is a full-fledged town of 90,000 - home to a prestigious university and several research institutes. Besides having Cosumar's highest avg IQ, it remains our most isolated and frostbitten population center, a little spearpoint of civilization with only Dragon Reserve and ocean for hundreds of miles in any direction. So where does the football come in? Well, in the 970s, Treftadaeth Alliance started looking for ways to differentiate itself from a rival astronomical society (Seryddywr Alliance) out of Aberaeron, North Klyde. With rumblings that a formalized football pyramid would be introduced in the coming years, their creative solution was to launch their own footballing arm to get in on the ground floor! They nicknamed their team "the Astronomers" and, for the first few seasons, actual researchers filled roster gaps on the team! They even hired interns based on who could double as a depth defender! (Promotions came after they started signing actual footballers). Today, full-time astronomers at the Alliance are still involved in the club’s front office. Due to the scientific culture in the fabric of the club, Alliance are sports analytics devotees. As for rivalries, well, remember those rival astronomers? They'd copy Trefta a few years later. A natural enmity with second-tier "Seryddwyr Aberaeron" followed, although they rarely play competitively. In practice, Alliance are bigger rivals with their nearest geographic neighbors (which isn't saying much) on the other side of Parougan Fief, FC Samotath and Ziemelu Skaida. Traditional black-and-white striped kit with a light grey watermark of the famous Treftadaeth telescope. Alternate kit is a golden yellow shirt covered with constellations of small navy stars, with navy shorts and gold socks.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 10th (12-8-14). Prediction: .
Calib McCaskill (CB, 994-1010)
Nidia De Leon (RB, 1001-1014)
Tredje Ligan Champions 994
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1001
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1007







KLYDE
Klyde City, North Klyde Fief

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Nickname: Doves
Founded: 649
Ground: The Klyde Sportsplex (88,000)
Manager: Image Corey Simmons Jr. (60)

Transfers In: Cathal Turner (Sabrefell Moths 1yr loan), Benci Gölöncsér (Stoneshore United $3m), Peter Marshall (Crawford City FC $3m), Jericho Bonn (West Gundar $2.5m), Claire Salmon (Jakulta City free), Jana Pearlmutter (promoted)
Transfers Out: Cathal Turner (Sabrefell Moths $12m), Henry Hollifield (Holdenburg $10m), Layla Montgomery (CA Paulinthal $3.5m), Ozaria Gandhi (AFC United of Cierbanor $3m), Ewout Broon (Marque $2m), Jackson Cornthatch (retired), Lind Pressinger (retired)
Starting XI (3-4-1-2): Image Kukiri (32) - Image Antoniou (23), Image Bonn (23), Image Wheeler (31) - Image Butterworth (28), Image Marshall (34), Image Tarashaj (32), Image Kvalderkorr (27) - Image Gölöncsér (23) - Image Doyle (22), Image Turner (22)

Key Reserves: Mal (CB/34), Pearlmutter (DM/18), Salmon (RM/28), Fierro (CAM/29), Na’Jai (ST/20)
Tactical Style: Dynamic, Athletic Attack… but vulnerable on the break
Klyde are a massive club in terms of history, facilities, finances, fan passion, etc. They actually manage to sell out their giant multi-purpose stadium multiple times per season! The only problem is that, lately, they've been a "big club" basically everywhere BUT on the pitch. The Doves suffered a shocking first relegation in 1007 - just a year after finishing 4th and within a decade of being crowned league champions. They've since added a couple Sekundar Ligan trophies to their cabinet and now seem to be back to stay, but Klydians are frustrated at how long it is taking to return to their former UICA status. The club is trying to stay true to its history by maintaining an open, attractive style of play… but that doesn't necessarily translate well to the midtable slugfest. One impatient faction of supporters broke off a few years ago and started a new club to do things "better" - Klyde City - and is now trying to rise through the divisions as a challenger. Other local derbies include smaller sides representing specific Klyde neighborhoods such as Glasbon and Gwerin. Sekundar Ligan's Klyde Heritage FC - across the fief in Jädde - is also a heated opponent when the two meet. The biggest fixtures each year, however, circled on every calendar, are Klyde FC's faceoffs with Real Azuris. As the dominant clubs from North Klyde Fief and South Klyde Fief, respectively, the Klyde Derby becomes a battle for all of Klyde's Isle. Klyde (the city) is one of Cosumar's oldest, dating back over 900 years - not far from where the First 5800 landed. Its port serves a critical function for sea travel between Cosumar's two main landmasses because it's where the strait is narrowest. Much of its local economy is still derived from the ocean - seafood is ubiquitous and Klyde Marina a grand time. The city is now a sophisticated metropolitan hub of 4.5 million (fourth-largest in Cosumar), but retains strong roots to the Irish and Welsh heritage of its founders. Outsiders often still think of clovers and celtic pubs when Klyde is mentioned. Klydians have a particular propensity for tea of all varieties when they aren't chugging cider and ale. At home, their Doves wear an all-purple kit with turquoise accents (pictured right). Away, the colors are inverted and turquoise becomes the dominant color. You may occasionally see a spring-green third kit.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: 13th (11-9-14). Prediction: .
Tae Woo Miyori (RB, 983-998)
Blinne Va'Tuaras (GK, 983-998; MGR, 1008-)
Fraz'm'nar Gor (CAM, 997-1000)
Jorginho (MGR, 991-1005)
Benjamin Clucke (DM, 998-1005)
Anna Bowman (ST, 1003-1008)
Härlighet Ligan Champions 997
King's Cup 1003
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1008
Sekundar Ligan Chamoions 1010









AC HOLMENKOLLEN
Holmenkollen, Ramusok Fief
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Nickname: Cedars
Founded: 951
Ground: Cedar Road (21,000)
Manager: Image Curtis Théberge (41)

Transfers In: Godfred Hjelmgaard (Mallox $2m), Cema Creed (Gwynt Tywyll $1.8m), Namiko Charromeo (AFC Obscura 98 $0.9m), Giles Ken (University of the Islands), Czigany Vas (Myrtha Dalin), Sprague Culk (promoted)
Transfers Out: Shad Vylon (Crawford City FC $5.3m), Goodlight Wynder (AFC Corvistone $2.5m), Thelonious Grandstaber (Cassandra City $1m), Ektorp Na’Nockeby (retired)

First XI (4-1-3-2): Image Creed (31) - Image Sappington (23), Image Skannendev (28), Image Borbély (23), Image Charromeo (19) - Image Kolomainen (25) - Image McSorley (26), Image Romo (27), Image Stilic (22) - Image Jaeger (31), Image Hjelmgaard (23)

Key Reserves: Ken (CB/23), Živković (CB/23), Vas (CM/16), Jameson (LW/33), Rubieniecki (ACM/19), Spekter (SS/31), Culk (ST/17)
Tactical Style:Keep the ball on the ground and build possession with positional fluidity, but with a sense of forward urgency (few backward passes)
While OAS Royal and Ramusok United wage war for hearts and minds in the capital's urban core, Athletic Club Holmenkollen keeps quietly doing its thing in the posh northern suburbs. It started out as a recreational all-sports club serving the upper-middle class adults of the area. Before long, those suburban families wanted to enroll their kids in activities too and the youth football academy was born - one of the first of its kind in Cosumar. It was well-funded and so immediately successful that a senior team followed a few years later and began competing in Cosumar's messy primordial domestic circuit. The club's primary purpose soon shifted away from serving as an athletic country club for Ramusok’s elite. While Holmenkollen residents can still buy membership and go to "the AC" for their squash and badminton, the football team is the focus. Unable to keep up with Ramusok's two giants due to their smaller geographic footprint, AC Holmenkollen have instead doubled-down on their youth-centric identity. The academy remains arguably Ramusok's finest (and they charge like it). As a selling club, their player turnover is high, but they've historically been able to punch high above their weight when the waves of talent have aligned. Fans at the cozy, intimate Cedar Road still swell with pride whenever they finish above Royal or United. Or whenever they gaze up at that 1005 COCANEFA Cup banner. Whenever possible, they wear their beloved pale-blue and red zag shirt (pictured), with solid white shorts and red socks. In the event of clashing colors, they wear a white shirt blue shorts and red socks.

Preview:.
Last Season: 14th (9-8-17). Prediction: .
Rikki Varshney (ST, 957-964)
Dmytro Kurosawa (ST, 997-1001)
Neville Bloxham (CB, 992-1005)
Lilly Kearney (GK, 1002-1009)
Adnan Valerikssen (RM, 999-1010)
Funanya Nwapa (CM, 1004-1011)
Marco Luna (LB, 1001-1011)
Lilly Kearney (GK, 1002-1009)
Sekundar Ligan Champions 992
Sekundar Ligan Champions 997
COCANEFA Cup 1005
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1014











FC ZIEMELU SKAIDA
Samotath, Parougan Fief
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Nickname: Halberdiers
Founded: 896
Ground: Blashyrk Gate (24,000)
Manager: Image Jakkrik Nimes (56)

Transfers In: Derron Nocturne (University of the Islands), Fen Qi (University of Wirr Tsi), Mendiel Curzón (promoted)
Transfers Out: None

First XI (4-3-3): Image Thomlin (32) – Image Nocturne (23), Image Brodecki (21), Image Sibuc (32 C), Image Marmor-Lavie (35) – Image Arieli (25), Image Amkura (27), Image Buarque (26) – Image St. Ann (22), Image Koclanes (28), Image Springgate (28)

Key Reserves: Myren (LB/33), Fitzhugh (CB/31), Ingolfsson (RWB/30), Qi (CM/22), Swittek (MF/25), Curzón (RW/17), Tonner (ST/24)
Tactical Style: “Extreme Man-Marking”: all ten players, box-to-box
Ziemelu Skaida was the name of an old pre-Cosumarite kingdom that occupied a small tract of land near what is now Samotath - the hub of Cosumar’s wild northeast. The name translates from ancient Cosumarite roughly as “northern sliver”. I know, creative. The warriors of Ziemelu Skaida were known their particularly ferocious use of halberds. Centuries later, a football club co-opted the name as an ode to local military history, waving giant foam halberds instead of flags in their supporter’s sections. Why military history? Well, the club was founded by Navy veterans! Cosumar’s principal naval base is on Samotath coast on the south side of the city, so there was a sizable population of local vets looking for a way to keep sharp and maintain communal bonds after discharge. Little did they know that “FC Ziemelu Skaida” would go on to become fully professional over the coming century and eventually compete in a big-money enterprise like today’s Härlighet Ligan. Yet, the club has long struggled to build a fanbase commensurate with its rising status on the pitch. By the time Ziemelu was founded, FC Samotath had already been kicking around professionally for 50 years or so and had developed a stranglehold on the city’s loyalties with their theatrical, goal-frenzied antics. The Halberdiers, meanwhile, focused on fostering close ties with Parougan Fief’s military community and the neighborhoods in south Samotath near the coast (the stadium is 5 minutes downshore from the naval base).

Preview: .
Last Season: 15th (9-7-18). Prediction: .
Gustavo Quasarey (RW, 999-1003)
Pekka Mäntysaari (AM, 1001-1009)
Metán Cordéan (AM, 1005-1011)
Tredje Ligan Champions 1001
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1015







IFK ALDENSKOETT
Aldenskoett, Duversia Fief
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Nickname: Eagles
Founded: 890
Ground: The Eagles' Nest (19,000)
Manager: Image Falchion Hess-Olesen (41)

Transfers In: Via Ardanova (Fevelo Colony $4m), Thomas Scroggins (Stilinkeep FC $3m), Endo Vannett (Chromatik City College), Daisy Redmin (Mirague Lunar Academy), Lidija Malatestinic (Askfjord Ungdomfotballakaemi), Ida Moon (promoted)
Transfers Out: Oskar Davidson (Be Sing Se Lahou Motors F.C. free), Pralix Glasspool (retired)

First XI (3-5-2): Image Na’Ndi (19) - Image Thaler (26), Image Kulverbach (31), Image Bassi (28) - Image Davenport (21), Image Scroggins (26), Image Uranga (32), Image Ardanova (27), Image Vannett (23) - Image Malatestinic (19), Image Smith (25)

Key Reserves: Redmin (CB/19), Abel (DM/29), Moon (RWB/16), Sumac (CM/34), Statkis (ST/36)
Tactical Style: Bunker and lull opponent into a false sense of security, then quick-strike counter
The largest and most successful branch of the Idrottsföreningen Kamraterna sportclub society that has locations across northern Cosumar and is more dominant in hockey. IFK Aldenskoett takes pride in being the central club from which the others are organized and representing the organization's three core tenets: loyalty, honor and warrior's hearts. They see these virtues as being their secret competitive advantage in competing with bigger wealthier clubs, fitting their scrappy playstyle. They've certainly claimed some scalps over the years, though they've spent more of their CosumarLigan-era existence in Sekundar Ligan and are currently the definition of yo-yoers. Aldenskoett itself isn't a particularly big or historically noteworthy city but is popular to visit due to its close proximity to Pristinia (the vast expanse of gorgeous forest and nature that stretches across Duversia and Versia Fiefs) and not being as weird or isolated as sister Pristinia city Hagenheim. The city is as "green" as they come, essentially growing out of the forest and a leader in sustainable building. Aldenskoett is also very much a "hipster" city, with craft breweries, quirky coffee shops and indie music stores ubiquitous. IFK's silver home kit is pictured right. Their away kit sports a lime-green & white look with a more prominent eagle talon. They may also occasionally wear this blue alternate kit.

Team Preview: .
Last Season: Sekundar Ligan Champions (19-7-8). Prediction: .
Glenn Terry (ST, 981-994)
Väinö Va'Lucic (MGR, 992-1010)
Falchion Hess-Olesen (ST, 1002-1012)
Kristian Friedmann (LB, 1010-1014)
Tredje Ligan Champions 993
Sekundar Ligan Champions 1016







FC SAMOTATH
Samotath, Parougan Fief
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Nickname: Black Hawks, Night City
Founded: 845
Ground: Alesund Stadion (60,000)
Manager: Harold Njericev (49)

Transfers In: Memphis Commons (Freeport Sharks $1.5m), Jordan Knych (Crawford City FC $1.5m), Cameron Kingly (University of Handon), Naia Khorrón (Samotath Tech), Magdalia Svartedal (Rocinante Prep), Xi Xe (unattached)
Transfers Out: Spyridon Kolitsidakis (retired)

First XI (3-4-3): Image Mukhanova (25) - Image Knych (28), Image Skipwith (23), Image Svartedal (18) - Image Fietsam (34), Image Traustason (27), Image Commons (23), Image Navarro (28) - Image Silanii (25), Image Bermond (30), Image Xe (28)

Key Reserves: Panossian (SW/29), Carolla (DF/29), Hernández (RB/32), Sommerfield (RW/34), Kingly (LW/18), Guss (FW/29), Khorrón (FW/19)
Tactical Style: Advanced Backline, Attack at All Costs!
Isolated from the rest of the Cosumarite eastern seaboard by the first majestic cliffs and alien karst formations of the wild northern peninsula, Samotath developed a different culture for the sport. Namely, people here view football firstly as performance art. Putting on a show (AKA scoring goals) is the first measure of success for the old-school fans. The matchday atmosphere evolved around this emphasis on entertainment, with pyrotechnics, a costumed mascot and even a live hawk that flies around and does tricks. It's all bigger and better than ever before in the state-of-the-art Alesund Stadion. Samotath is a large city and FC Samo is the only game in town, so the stadium is usually packed. The city is a curiosity beyond sport as well, with a unique architectural style dominated by sharp edges and black glass. It's also the only population center where you can occasionally see elusive Cosumarite Azure Dragons in the distant sky. As for fashion, FC Samotath is all about the Red & Black Attack. Split-color kit with that awesome hawk at home (pictured) and a black away shirt with some neat arrow designs.

Team Preview: Their infamous aggressive philosophy, which takes attack-minded football to an extreme that is perhaps unmatched Multiverse-wide, is prone to wide fluctuations in effectiveness and performance from year to year. From 3rd to Relegation. Now back after two seasons.
Last Season: 2nd in Sekundar Ligan (18-7-9). Prediction: .
Vareza Na'Noni (RB/DM, 991-997)
Addam Andsman-Savage (ST, 986-999)
Elias Hermesniemi (CB, 999-1006)
Blue Skies (LM, 999-1006)
Jean-Pierre Mons (ST, 1000-1006)
Nazeau Roga (ST, 1004-1007)
Jubal Va'Mono (LB, 1001-1008)
Sid Dawson (MGR, 1000-1008)
Phoebe Etton (GK, 1002-1011)
Miroslav Vorobyov (RW, 1007-1014)
King's Cup 1001
King's Cup 1010






GOLDSTAFF CITY
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Goldstaff, Numenvernien Fief
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Nickname: Guardians
Founded: 918
Ground: Bostitch Lane (23,500)
Manager: Image Anders Videfors (49)

Transfers In: Äzyr Faewin (Farmhands free), Kajana Öhl (promoted)
Transfers Out: Fan Xiaopeng (retired)

Starting XI (5-3-2): Image Ravnajuv (27) - Image Va’Naathra (28), Image Toivonen (27), Image Sühnhold (34 C), Image Na’Konate (24), Image Glidewing (29) - Image Otohime (26), Image Saulnesis (27), Image Özturk (30) - Image Jelic (24), Image Jones (32),

Key Reserves: Sutton (GK/37), Silfverberg (CB/36), Blazek (CM/30), Öhl (AM/18), Faewin (ST/21)
Tactical Style: Lots o' Long Balls
Goldstaff is a mid-sized city in southwestern Cosumar, about an hour inland from Crawford along the Everlong River - halfway between Crawford and Zakhoro. It is humid and semitropical - the northern edge of Everlong Rainforest is just on the other side of the river. It's a cleaner, wealthier and more aesthetically sterile city than its neighbors, a center for Cosumarite banking and home to some notable company headquarters. Goldstaff is known for its entrepreneurial spirit - a great city to do business. There were historically two major clubs here: Goldstaff City on the posher north side of the city and fifth-tier Goldstaff Athletic on the marginally more colorful south side, but the rivalry is diminished at present by the huge competitive gap between the two. City have historically been a yo-yo club between Sekundar and Tredje Ligan, but finally managed to solidify in Sekundar Ligan in this decade. They then got an unexpected promotion three years ago and have made the most of it. G-City's home hoops are shown to the right, worn with solid black shorts and black-and-gold hooped socks. This sleek away shirt is worn with solid white shorts and solid gold socks. Here's the full set together with the rust-colored keeper shirt.

Team Preview: “If they can keep their heads above the water and survive this season with a somewhat depleted roster, they’ll be able to reload again next window”. Nope. Shot themselves in the foot with dollar signs in their eyes. Now, after a promotion many would argue they didn’t entirely deserve, they have a chance to establish themselves in the HL once again. They still have that Wheeler and Tibrewal cash waiting.
Last Season: 3rd in Sekundar Ligan (18-4-12). Prediction: .
Gire Na'Chike (ST, 988-100)
Arwin Blaze (ST, 995-1001)
Ingolf Hegg (MGR, 991-1003)
Esa Mäenpää (L/RB, 1003-1009)
Lind Fontaine (CB, 1009-1011)
Tredje Ligan Champions 992







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Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona
Best Players: AM Kinverly Koukl, ST Eanne Oommen

Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic
Best Players: CB Kaushiki Tewaawry, CM Begatim Tibiga

Image Riverside Crew
Best Players: RW Julissa Karenina, LB Drilon Korenituuk
Qualified: World Cups 54-59, 62, 73-83
President, World Lacrosse Fed.
World Bowl VP

Champions: DBC 35/44/45, AOCAF 54, Eagle Cup VII, WCoH 33, CoH 64, IBC 18, NSCF 10/11/15/16, WLC 20/21/26, Arena Bowl I & III
2nd Place: AOCAF 57, NSCF 13, WBC 34, WLC 12/19/23, AOHC VI, Arena Bowl V
3rd Place: AOCAF 55, CoH 45 & 62, WLC 18 & 24, BoI VI

Host: WC 78 & 82, CoH 69 & 74, BoF 62, World Bowl 27, WLC 20, Beach Cup II & V
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1017 Season Retrospective Review

Postby Cosumar » Mon Apr 13, 2020 7:04 pm

NOTE: This a retrospective post to fill in some detail for the 1017 (post-Transfer Window 25) season, which was entered into ICFC but not RP'd.




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Just when the league had started to feel a little stale with CCFC and Eastweald finishing one-two a few seasons running, a surprise champion once again rose up and shattered the notion that a permanent hegemony would ever crystallize over the HL's upper crust. Crawford City FC and Eastweald's clashing shades of gold did continue their one-two dance (much to the dismay of Eastwealders), but this year the bright, garish orange of Mallox FC leapfrogged them both (much to the even greater dismay of Eastwealders).

In his final season before retirement, longtime manager and club legend defender Kennedy Kopenhaver pulled off perhaps his greatest feat yet. His fingerprints were directly evident in how the Tigers of the West Weald won this championship. They won it with immaculate defensive shape, clinical execution of tactical plans, and a strong unshakeable mentality. All trademarks of Kopenhaver's style both as a player and manager. Their football wasn't as flowing and easy on the eye as CCFC or Eastweald's, but their defense and midfield engine were on a mission all season long, providing the platform that allowed new wingers Kaytlyne Victoriane and Elsie Madderty to wreak havoc down the wings. It helped that no one in the HL had good tape on their attacking tendencies yet! Fullbacks flummoxed. They gave Riordan and Taka Masatoshi more room to work with in the middle than they'd been accustomed to in years past.

Victoriane's MVP season was emblematic of one of the major 1017 storylines in the Härlighet Ligan: the wave of Chromatik imports. Along with Victoriane, national teammates Keira Andisori and Mia Ria both joined up with Cassandra City as part of a massive overhaul of the roster and kept the Reds in the ICFC. "Rebuilding? Transition Year? Who said that?" Further down the table, Chromatik university grad Endo Vannett solidified himself as the starting right wingback on a newly-promoted IFK Aldenskoett side that surprised fans by racing up the table -- nearly to the top half! So lacking was his roster initially perceived to be that Falchion Hess-Olesen nearly eclipsed Kopenhaver for Manager of the Year and might have if Kopenhaver didn't have the "ride off into the sunset" narrative on his side. The Chromatik infusion also proved to be a lifeblood for newly-promoted FC Samotath, as they were able to stay up due partially to the goals of Xi Xe.

Due to some excellent Weald Classics and Mallox/Eastweald both being involved in the title race until the final month, the Weald was once again the epicenter of Cosumarite soccer this year. Accordingly, duldrums returned to Ramusok, where both capital clubs OAS Royal FC and Ramusok United endured stormy seasons under the new leadership of Sillian Parker and Kirum Mortonsson. Apparently, "Chromatik magik" didn't quite extend to managers. Both will return in 1018, but on thin ice. The young and retooled former powerhouses were leapfrogged again by the upstart likes of Pelethas United and Olask Islanders, the latter of which - through wise spending of the funds - maintained their newfound ICFC status despite the sale of key players from their first ICFC campaign. Another former powerhouse, Klyde FC, also disappointed, as per usual recently, with the goals of Cathal "One Foot Out The Door" Turner and a promising young center back in Jericho Bonn being the only saving graces.

Further down, Curtis Théberge dramatically kept AC Holmenkollen up with a final-matchday win over relegated Samaj FC. The Hunters just could never find a consistent spark up top. Bringing up the rear, Treftadaeth Alliance just completely crumbled without star wingback Baldomero Teijeiro (now of Crawford). A shocking reversal of fortune for Apple Jack, who not too long ago won Manager of the Year for exceeding expectations at Ashen Point. He was sacked, but he won't be out of job long. An injury to key center back Lorne Morten proved to much for even the wizened Equestrian to overcome. Keenan Athletic underachieved their talent level and lagged into the playoff place, meaning this might be the end for Matilda Heisenberg even IF she coaxes out a win in that game. Aaaand it means, all three newly-promoted teams found safety for the first time in several years. That would be IFK, Samotath and Goldstaff City. We didn't mention Goldstaff until now because they didn't do much worth mentioning. Besides stay up. Just. They can thank their deep attacking corps for that. Now they just need a defense.


1017 Härlighet Ligan     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Mallox 33 19 7 7 70 51 +19 64 Champions/CL
2 Image Crawford City FC 33 17 6 10 81 62 +19 57 CL
3 Image Eastweald 33 17 6 10 79 62 +17 57 CL
4 Image Real Azuris 33 16 8 9 80 66 +14 56 CC
5 Image Cassandra City 33 15 9 9 76 64 +12 54 CC
6 Image Olask Islanders 33 13 11 9 60 50 +10 50 CC
7 Image Pelethas United 33 12 11 10 65 63 +2 47
8 Image OAS Royal FC 33 12 11 10 55 54 +1 47
9 Image Ramusok United 33 13 6 14 67 66 +1 45
10 Image IFK Aldenskoett 33 12 8 13 39 41 −2 44
11 Image Ziemelu Skaida 33 13 5 15 59 67 −8 44
12 Image Klyde 33 12 7 14 51 59 −8 43
13 Image FC Samotath 33 9 11 13 64 75 −11 38
14 Image Goldstaff City 33 10 7 16 61 67 −6 37
15 Image AC Holmenkollen 33 9 10 14 48 59 −11 37
16 Image Keenan Athletic 33 9 9 15 63 68 −5 36 Relegation Playoff
17 Image Samaj FC 33 8 9 16 55 71 −16 33 Relegated
18 Image Treftadaeth Alliance 33 6 9 18 47 75 −28 27 Relegated


Härlighet Ligan XXIX Champions - MALLOX FC


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PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Image Image RW Kaytlyne Victoriane Image
This one was not close. Victoriane was the best player on the best team this year. The Chromatik star led the team in assists and scored only one fewer goal than main striker Griffin Riordan... even though Riordan took all the penalties. Many of Victoriane's goals were impressive high-difficulty ones, making her a fixture in the season's highlight reels. That perception and awareness matters in the voting. Mallox's exceptional defense this year was perhaps the true MVP, but no one player could take the award individually for that. Chimera Moxham was the highest non-Mallox player in the voting for earning a joint share of the Golden Boot while also contributing double-digit assists to a league-leading CCFC attack.


NEWCOMER OF THE YEAR: Image Image RW Kaytlyne Victoriane
See above. Victoriane's two-way quality on the wing and energetic leadership was the difference that pushed Mallox over the top from being stuck in Globe/Challenger Cup status and into title contention. The runner-up was her countrywoman Keira Andisori, who was a ruthlessly efficient finisher in the box for Cassandra City this season. She scored 20 goals and won half a Golden Boot in only 27 appearances, having missed a decent chunk of games due to a minor injury and rotational resting. The 3rd place finisher that no one saw coming before the season was Thomas Scroggins, a forgotten former Cosumar youth international that IFK rescued from relegation in Pasarga. He turned out to be exactly the #6 Aldenskoett needed, instrumental in anchoring their surprise 10th-place finish. Other finalists included Cassandra City's Euran midfield import Chris Ashton, who managed to fill the void of Bellerophon Serafino, and Olask stalwart Jahmeen Makkonen, who likewise wiped away the Islanders' tears over Maia Abylon and kept them in the ICFC.


U20 PLAYER OF THE YEAR: Image Image ST Vir Vu'Zago (20)
Although the voting was extremely close between Vu'Zago and barely-legal IFK shot-stopper Tamsin Na'Ndi, the athletic Mallox forward won the award over his Vloo counterpart thanks to his timely goals off the bench that proved crucial down the stretch of Mallox's unexpected title campaign. Another impactful IFK rookie in Lidija Malatestinic, dependable Real Azuris + Taeshan winger Shiloh Morgenstern, and Pelethas United's dynamo d-mid Savina Lousignont rounded out the finalists.


GOLDEN BOOT: 
20 - Image Image Keira Andisori Image
20 - Image Image Chimera Moxham Image


The Cosumarite Courier Team of the Season:
GK - Image Trent Fielding (COS) Image
DF - Image Ethan Benjamin (KOR)
DF - Image Jouri Salverda (VAL)
DF - Image Keziah Broxham (BRE)
DM - Image Thomas Scroggins (COS)
LM - Image Brian Bond (EUR)
CM - Image Hernan Dé (COS)
RM - Image Kaytlyne Victoriane (CMT)
AM - Image Chimera Moxham (NPH)
ST - Image Keira Andisori (CMT)
ST - Image Alexander Kárpáty (PAS)

Manager of the Year - Image Kennedy Kopenhaver






And at the end of each season, the 16th placed Härlighet Ligan club must face a challenge from the 3rd placed Sekundar Ligan club to retain their spot in the league. Here's how it played out this year:
Centus Serpents 2–1 Keenan Athletic
Image Simmons III 34'
Image Spitz 58'
Image Nürnyk 86'

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1017 Sekundar Ligan         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Image Stoneshore United 34 20 7 7 64 37 +27 67 Champions/Promoted/LBC
2 Image Fevelo Colony 34 17 10 7 72 48 +24 61 Promoted/LBC
3 Image Centus Serpents 34 15 9 10 57 47 +10 54 Promotion Playoff/LBC
4 Image Riverside Crew 34 14 11 9 55 44 +11 53
5 Image Na'Ilee Mariners 34 15 7 12 71 67 +4 52
6 Image FC Kaldukosic 34 14 10 10 59 58 +1 52
7 Image Helfin Fief 34 13 12 9 62 56 +6 51
8 Image Zakhoro Aces 34 13 10 11 44 43 +1 49
9 Image Morponte Fief 34 14 6 14 43 42 +1 48
10 Image FC Flen 34 12 10 12 68 72 −4 46
11 Image Regalia City 34 12 9 13 53 52 +1 45
12 Image Bergtatt Isle Athletic 34 10 12 12 39 43 −4 42
13 Image Otkins Numenvernia 34 10 12 12 37 42 −5 42
14 Image Revanigruud Riversharks 34 9 14 11 66 69 −3 41
15 Image Versiaville 34 10 11 13 60 68 −8 41
16 Image West Gundar 34 9 9 16 65 84 −19 36 Relegated
17 Image SC Torpedo Kejsarkona 34 4 12 18 50 72 −22 24 Relegated
18 Image Cassandra Cosmopolitan 34 4 11 19 53 74 −21 23 Relegated


Sekundar Ligan XXIX Champions: STONESHORE UNITED
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Silver Ball: (Most Outstanding Player)
Image Image CB Kurt Wolff

Silver Boot: (Top Scorer)
Image Image RW Sezon Na'Sugadaleh (25 goals)

Silver Glove: (Best Goalkeeper)
Image Image Sinistar

Silver Arrow: (Best U20 Player)
Image Image CM Krisztian Kemény (19)






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1017 Tredje Ligan     Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Klyde Heritage FC 42 24 10 8 49 21 +28 82 Champions/Promoted
2 Jotungard 99 FC 42 21 11 10 67 48 +19 74 Promoted
3 Pristine Forest 42 21 9 12 61 49 +12 72 Promotion Playoff
4 Nomad Brotherhood FC 42 17 14 11 64 48 +16 65 Promotion Playoff
5 Fort Archer FC 42 17 13 12 56 46 +10 64 Promotion Playoff (Winner)
6 AFC Centus 42 19 5 18 71 74 −3 62 Promotion Playoff
7 Sontäfe City 42 16 14 12 56 59 −3 62
8 Sindo Fief 42 19 4 19 54 56 −2 61
9 Pardock Island 42 18 6 18 56 53 +3 60
10 White Tower FC 42 16 11 15 66 60 +6 59
11 Gnoss Gallants AFC 42 17 8 17 56 60 −4 59
12 Sarmon 42 17 5 20 65 64 +1 56
13 IFK Sundsvall 42 16 8 18 53 55 −2 56
14 Seryddwyr Aberaeron 42 16 7 19 56 57 −1 55
15 CD Panteras Nueces 42 14 13 15 45 46 −1 55
16 Esterhollow Harbor 42 13 14 15 52 60 −8 53
17 Portsmouth FC 42 13 12 17 54 57 −3 51
18 Meryuma Marshals 42 15 6 21 54 69 −15 51
19 Gwynt Tywyll 42 12 13 17 63 64 −1 49
20 Atletisk Surpronuk 42 13 7 22 49 61 −12 46
21 Rexnor District 3 42 12 10 20 32 55 −23 46
22 Brayllor Town 42 11 10 21 52 69 −17 43

Tredje Ligan XXIX Champions: KLYDE HERITAGE FC

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Bronze Ball (Best Player):
Image Image GK Roscoe Terranen

Bronze Boot:
Image Image ST Kawana Na’Wannah (22 goals)
Last edited by Cosumar on Mon Apr 13, 2020 8:39 pm, edited 4 times in total.
Qualified: World Cups 54-59, 62, 73-83
President, World Lacrosse Fed.
World Bowl VP

Champions: DBC 35/44/45, AOCAF 54, Eagle Cup VII, WCoH 33, CoH 64, IBC 18, NSCF 10/11/15/16, WLC 20/21/26, Arena Bowl I & III
2nd Place: AOCAF 57, NSCF 13, WBC 34, WLC 12/19/23, AOHC VI, Arena Bowl V
3rd Place: AOCAF 55, CoH 45 & 62, WLC 18 & 24, BoI VI

Host: WC 78 & 82, CoH 69 & 74, BoF 62, World Bowl 27, WLC 20, Beach Cup II & V
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