The OMRLP is a UK political party that's been around since 1963.
Its current political manifesto is:
Cool on the outside:
To combat global warming and climate change all buildings should be fitted with air conditioning units on the outside.
Wheelie Bins:
The idea of weight monitoring chips in wheelie bins should be scrapped, instead the wheels should be removed, this would mean that if people generated too much waist they could not put their non-wheelie bin out for collection. It would also help prevent them being chucked into canals.
Needles
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses
Hypocrites
It is proposed that all politicians be made to swear a "hippocratic oath", preventing them by law from being Hypocrites. All politicians should be made to stand by their policies, or or at least admit that they were wrong.
GCSE Lottery
It is proposed that, before the beginning of exams, the exam board will select a certain obscure phrase which will be kept secret. If any pupil inadvertently writes this phrase in any exam,he/she will automaticaly receive straight A* grades, and a free teddy.
One Sided Policy
It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a "Court of Human Lefts" because their present policy is one_sided.
Prison Food
The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
Political Colours
All politicians should paint them self's permantly head to toe in the colour of the party they represent - e.g. all Labour candidates in Red , all Conservatives in Blue ,etc,etc
One hours silence.
At 12 0' clock pm every day we will have a one hour silence dedicated to our time that has been lost due to work, home and labour
Good Heroes
Make it illegal for super heroes to use their powers for evil.
Safe Tractors
Ban tractors from driving on roads, they can drive across their fields.
Scary Terrorists
Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary.
Poop Scoop
Anyone allowing their Hyena to poop on the pavement should shovel it away immediately, As this is no laughing matter
Put a Sock in it
All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one.
And here's the welcome from their leader on the party website (http://www.omrlp.com/)
Welcome To all Old New and Prospective Loonies
Thankyou for looking at our new website.
Started in 1963 by Screaming Lord Sutch, (a former Rock n Roll Star) the Loony Party has gone through many name changes, trial and tribulations to become a tradition in British Politics.
Many of our ideas and policies first ridiculed for being “Silly” “Loony” or just plain daft have now become the Law of the land.
Voting at age 18, All day opening of pubs, and many other ideas were first put forward by members of the Party.
We have proved that anyone can stand (or sit down) at an election, which is their democratic right.
It is because Institutions like us exist and are allowed to exist, that we can still say that Great Britain is still the Best country in the World.
We all have different reasons for joining the Loony party. Some agree with some of our policies and find that they are maybe not such silly ideas, and for others its their democratic right and probably only chance to poke fun and derision at the Government, maybe for others it their “Five Minutes of Fame”. Whatever reason you have let us not forget that having Fun is a primary reason for our existence.
We make elections more fun, brighter, colourful and humorous.
We hope that you will join or renew your membership of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party and help us to maintain a True British Tradition.
You can find out more about us and keep up to date with Loony News on this website.
Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope
So if you're British, have you ever voted for, or would you ever consider voting for, the OMRLP?
If you're not British, would you consider voting for the OMRLP if you lived in the UK?
And why?