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[Munkcestrian Republic]

George F. Enwick II (alias of no relation to George Fenwick II (son of Lord President George Fenwick)) recently decided to make some money on the side by selling slaves. The Fenwick Brigade has now just returned from kidnapping millions of people who are now being sold here.

Slaves of all ethnicities and nationalities are available as George F. Enwick II is a progressive. Educated slaves such as lawyers and teachers will also be available, as well as the traditional range of labourers and pleasure slaves.

PRICES

Unskilled labourer - $500
Skilled labourer - $2,000
Pleasure slave - $30,000
Educated slave - $50,000

[Unified Barbrian States]

The Barbarian King gazes upon the slaves

How much would 300 unskilled labor cost?

[Bopar]

40,000 unskilled labor.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

The Barbarian King gazes upon the slaves

How much would 300 unskilled labor cost?

$150,000.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

40,000 unskilled labor.

The cost is $20,000,000.

[Polish Prussian Commonwealth]

Purchase value: -500000000000 USD

This is a robbery, put all the money in the bag.

[Gagium]

we request a total of -200,000 educated slaves, with a value of -10,000,000,000 NSD

ty, I'll be taking your credit cards now...

[Munkcestrian Republic]

we request a total of -200,000 educated slaves, with a value of -10,000,000,000 NSD

ty, I'll be taking your credit cards now...

If you are proposing you sell us slaves, I am afraid I do not see how that is possible - leaving aside the fact it would be unprofitable and therefore simply bad business, I doubt there are more than a hundred Gagiumites that would count as educated.

George F. Enwick II
Munkcestrian Slave Market

[Minco Islands]

We need some labour to build the biggest monument ever to our Goddess Tula. We will need 1,000 unskilled labourers that Have function arms to mine stone with. This should cost around $500,000.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

We need some labour to build the biggest monument ever to our Goddess Tula. We will need 1,000 unskilled labourers that Have function arms to mine stone with. This should cost around $500,000.

Sold.

[Guldukat]

SPECIAL COMMUNICATION

The Dominion Personnel Office wishes to purchase 5,000 Skilled labourers for a construction project. We also will purchase 10 female Pleasure slaves for the Legate's mansion. The total to be delivered is: $10,300,000

Thank you.

[Bopar]

40,000 unskilled labor.

The cost is $20,000,000.

We buy

[Munkcestrian Republic]

SPECIAL COMMUNICATION

The Dominion Personnel Office wishes to purchase 5,000 Skilled labourers for a construction project. We also will purchase 10 female Pleasure slaves for the Legate's mansion. The total to be delivered is: $10,300,000

Thank you.

The slaves will be delivered ASAP. We apologise for the delay.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale

[Munkcestrian Republic]

The cost is $20,000,000.

We buy

The purchased slaves are on their way.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale

[The Worst Nation Possible]

You are suck, our prices better.
Unskilled labourer - $100
Skilled labourer - $1,000
Pleasure slave - $15,000
Educated slave - $25,000

[Munkcestrian Republic]

You are suck, our prices better.
Unskilled labourer - $100
Skilled labourer - $1,000
Pleasure slave - $15,000
Educated slave - $25,000

You don't have any slaves to sell. You are "The Worst Nation Possible", therefore it would be incredibly implausible for you to have any slaves given that Munkchester, a nation with slavery, is the best nation possible.

George F. Enwick II
Owner of Slaves 4 Sale

[The Worst Nation Possible]

Shut up smelly breath. Breath so bad can smell in water. You say we don't slave? Well we do slave and we slave better than you. We declare war now.

[Tornado Queendom]

We'll take 80 educated slaves for $400,000, and use them in our plan for economic imperialism.

[The Ether Corporation]

Bzzt.......Transmission From The Ether Corporation.....Bzzt...

We request a total of 100 (Male Pleasure Slaves) If possible and 100 Female Pleasure Slaves. If you can’t do male slaves, then just make that 200 Female Pleasure Slaves. Thanks!

Bzzt....Transmission End......

[Pretty Much God]

Shut up smelly breath. Breath so bad can smell in water. You say we don't slave? Well we do slave and we slave better than you. We declare war now.

Jesus will take 20 slaves for the sole purpose of making them praise this post.

[The Worst Nation Possible]

Shut up smelly breath. Breath so bad can smell in water. You say we don't slave? Well we do slave and we slave better than you. We declare war now.

Jesus will take 20 slaves for the sole purpose of making them praise this post.

Deal.

[The Worst Nation Possible]

We'll take 80 educated slaves for $400,000, and use them in our plan for economic imperialism.

We could 160 for price.

[The Worst Nation Possible]

Bzzt.......Transmission From The Ether Corporation.....Bzzt...

We request a total of 100 (Male Pleasure Slaves) If possible and 100 Female Pleasure Slaves. If you can’t do male slaves, then just make that 200 Female Pleasure Slaves. Thanks!

Bzzt....Transmission End......

Could do 200 not males 200 males for price that is same.

[Vespertia]

Hello.

I am Prince Erik Sartorius, younger brother of Her Majesty, Sonja, Queen of Vespertia, member of parliament, stock trader and philanthropist.

I am willing to purchase one (1) pleasure slave, for the express purpose of making her my bride and treating her with lots of love. I am also purchasing two hundred (200) unskilled labourers, one hundred (100) skilled labourers and fifty (50) educated slaves, for the express purpose of educating and liberating them.

I am doing this as a test run to start a movement to buy slaves for the purpose of liberating them. Also, I need a wife, and I wish to pick a pleasure slave. Of course she will be treated as an equal to me.

I am willing to pay the price of $2,830,000.

Thank you.

P.S. I wish to hold a contest for the pleasure slave, complete with auditions.
P.P.S. I also wish to hold a lottery for the 350 other slaves.

[Munkcestrian Republic]

Slaves4Sale HQ
Munkcestrian Slave Market
Munkcestrian Republic

Rows and rows of interns sat at their computers, providing Slaves4Sale's customers with the utmost quality of service. With one click, a thousand skilled labourers were sold to a buyer fifty thousand miles away. With another click, ten educated slaves were sold to a household a mere five miles away. Slaves4Sale was, to understate the matter, making a lot of money. Outside, freighters brought in tens of thousands of slaves for fresh stock.

George Fenwick II stood, watching the room. The CEO of Slaves4Sale, Galfred Davison, stood next to him.

"As you can see, sir, business has been most profitable," said the CEO.

Fenwick nodded. "Indeed," he said. He did not dab, because in this setting it would be most unprofessional.

An intern walked up to the two. "Excuse me, sir, but we've got reports of someone calling themselves 'The Worst Nation Possible' trying to use our communication channels to sell their slaves. What do you want us to do?" he asked.

Davison looked to Fenwick.

"Well, the answer's obvious. Take action against them," said Fenwick.

Slaves4Sale Orbital Strike Station

You know what happens here. I don't need to write a scene explaining that The Worst Nation Possible doesn't even exist anymore.

OOC: The Worst Nation Possible has stated that they only have "spears and extremely weak missiles". I will therefore assume they have no ability to retaliate.