The Holy Church Of DEAT

by **Newark Aristocracy** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:18 am

Hello there, welcome to the church of DEAT,where we worship the holy God that is DEAT.
The church is protected from the impending nuclear appolypse by a massive bunker,with the latest technology,and the inside looks like a megachurch.

The god that is DEAT doesn't tolerate heretics, unless they want to confess their sins.

DEAT will slay you in 1 hit, should you be a heratic who doesn't want to confess their sins.

(This is my first thread in Vault 41,so let the crapstorm begin)

by **LiberNovusAmericae** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:21 am

DEAT hasn't come for me.

by **Crysuko** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:27 am

O great and wise DEAT, grant us mercy.

by **DEAT by Chocolate** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:27 am

I may seem like a fearsome god, but I am merciful to my faithful followers and I bring you chocolate.

by **Marxist Germany** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:29 am

This is heresy! The only true god is Max Barry and his holy church The Church of Moderation.

by **DEAT by Chocolate** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:31 am

Marxist Germany wrote:This is heresy! The only true god is Max Barry and his holy church The Church of Moderation.

This nation was a mod puppet once upon a time -- hence its name -- but no more.

by **The Settlement Defense Front of Mars** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:31 am

Deity? More like...DEAT amirite guys?

Anyways, hail to the DEAT!

by **Newark Aristocracy** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:25 pm

Those who believe in their god, survive the appolypse.-DEADS 1:50.

We must praise our holy God,DEAT, lest ye want be slain by his holy sword that kills instantly.
DEAT is great,DEAT is god,DEAT is protector of those who believe him.

by **Lerasi** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:42 pm

Lol yall bout to be DEATed. Moderatores Vult!

by **LiberNovusAmericae** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:03 pm

The de facto priests dont normally go after me. I think I'm safe.

by **Marxist Germany** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:04 pm

Lerasi wrote:Lol yall bout to be DEATed. Moderatores Vult!

Indeed fellow believer.

It is written in Farnhamia 12:36 that all non believers shall be DEATed.

by **LiberNovusAmericae** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:05 pm

Marxist Germany wrote:
Lerasi wrote:Lol yall bout to be DEATed. Moderatores Vult!

Indeed fellow believer.

It is written in Farnhamia 12:36 that all non believers shall be DEATed.

Let them come. I shall not yield.

by **GLORIOUS FALGSC** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:06 pm

You know what? Fuck it.

ALL HAIL THE GREAT DEAT

by **Newark Aristocracy** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:09 pm

Marxist Germany wrote:
Lerasi wrote:Lol yall bout to be DEATed. Moderatores Vult!

Indeed fellow believer.

It is written in Farnhamia 12:36 that all non believers shall be DEATed.

It's wrote in DEATER 13:50 that those who dare attempt destroy the holy church be DEATED and DOS'ed

by **Marxist Germany** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:24 pm

Newark Aristocracy wrote:
Marxist Germany wrote:Indeed fellow believer.

It is written in Farnhamia 12:36 that all non believers shall be DEATed.

It's wrote in DEATER 13:50 that those who dare attempt destroy the holy church be DEATED and DOS'ed

Your book is false and heretical, in Lamoni 1:5, Lamoni warns us of all the false prophets and religions that will form after his death. This is one of them.

by **Lerasi** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:34 pm

Marxist Germany wrote:
Newark Aristocracy wrote:
It's wrote in DEATER 13:50 that those who dare attempt destroy the holy church be DEATED and DOS'ed

Your book is false and heretical, in Lamoni 1:5, Lamoni warns us of all the false prophets and religions that will form after his death. This is one of them.

In Common Sense 69:420, it says "Thou shall not practice Marxism"

by **Marxist Germany** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:28 pm

Lerasi wrote:
Marxist Germany wrote:Your book is false and heretical, in Lamoni 1:5, Lamoni warns us of all the false prophets and religions that will form after his death. This is one of them.

In Common Sense 69:420, it says "Thou shall not practice Marxism"

You mustve entirely missed my sig

by **Rykil** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:49 pm

In Deletions 20:03 it is said, "Let those that DEAT the DOS inherit the war-scorn Earth."

by **The Sherpa Empire** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:05 pm

Marxist Germany wrote:
Newark Aristocracy wrote:
It's wrote in DEATER 13:50 that those who dare attempt destroy the holy church be DEATED and DOS'ed

Your book is false and heretical, in Lamoni 1:5, Lamoni warns us of all the false prophets and religions that will form after his death. This is one of them.

That implies Lamoni has died...

by **Destructive Government Economic System** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:15 pm

Sorry, but I've decided to corrupt this religious establishment:

https://www.nationstates.net/nation=deat_your_meat

by **Marxist Germany** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:00 am

The Sherpa Empire wrote:
Marxist Germany wrote:Your book is false and heretical, in Lamoni 1:5, Lamoni warns us of all the false prophets and religions that will form after his death. This is one of them.

That implies Lamoni has died...

Umm... did I say book of Lamoni? I meant Sedgistan!

by **Newark Aristocracy** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:58 am

[i]WARNING,NON BELIEVERS WHO LOOK AT THIS POST WILL BE KILLED WITHIN 1 MINUTE.[/i]

*Insert Image of SCP-096's face here*

NON BELIEVERS, YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO LIVE.

*Screech*

And there goes all the non BELIEVERS.

DEATUS 7:58:The Non Believer shall be KILLED with the painfull death possible unless they want to confess their sins or get converted.

by **Nilrahrarfan** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:41 pm

DEAT 3:16 says that nuking is a great way to execute dissenters

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