Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT, v4]

[Deltia-]

bump, bump, bumpity bump, I said-a bump, bump bumpity bump!

[Low bloods]

Julia walks in, and sits at the bar

"Hi. 3 bottles of beer please."

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- Julia Larsten

Weiss walks in soon after, sits right next to her and orders a drink.

"Um, can I get a bottle of your strongest vodka? I saw something that needs to be forgotten immediately."

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- Adam Weiss

The bartender nods and serves them both with a slight sense of curiosity.
"Three for you, and Something to sooth the mind for thee."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

*Caesar walks in, stops over the mess on the floor, then sits at the bar.*

"One merlot please! Preferably a French one."

[San Lumen]

Leo greets Ceasar after he gets the merlot

"Hello there my friend. Welcome. Im Leo Adama of the planet Coruscant. Pleasure to meet you." Leo said wearing his usual black leather police outfit.

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Why hello there Mr Adama! How's NSG today?"

After a knowing sip of the alcoholic red stuff, the chimpanzee in a fine waistcoat and jacket chuckles.

"Nah, but in all honesty thank you. Pleasure to meet you too. I have heard much. How is Coruscant these days?"

[San Lumen]

"Why hello there Mr Adama! How's NSG today?"

After a knowing sip of the alcoholic red stuff, the chimpanzee in a fine waistcoat and jacket chuckles.

"Nah, but in all honesty thank you. Pleasure to meet you too. I have heard much. How is Coruscant these days?"

"Im doing well. I dont know what NSG is." Leo said perplexed. He had some of his grape juice and he continued "Coruscant is great. Ive been very busy with my work for the Galactic Police lately. Plus my brother was just appointed to the Intergalactic Council of Ministers."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Why hello there Mr Adama! How's NSG today?"

After a knowing sip of the alcoholic red stuff, the chimpanzee in a fine waistcoat and jacket chuckles.

"Nah, but in all honesty thank you. Pleasure to meet you too. I have heard much. How is Coruscant these days?"

"Im doing well. I dont know what NSG is." Leo said perplexed. He had some of his grape juice and he continued "Coruscant is great. Ive been very busy with my work for the Galactic Police lately. Plus my brother was just appointed to the Intergalactic Council of Ministers."

"Oh, that's lovely! Must be a lot of responsibility on that council. Any great stories from your galactic police adventures to tell?"

[San Lumen]

"Im doing well. I dont know what NSG is." Leo said perplexed. He had some of his grape juice and he continued "Coruscant is great. Ive been very busy with my work for the Galactic Police lately. Plus my brother was just appointed to the Intergalactic Council of Ministers."

"Oh, that's lovely! Must be a lot of responsibility on that council. Any great stories from your galactic police adventures to tell?"

"Yes there is. They answer to the Supreme Chancellor through." Leo explained. He perked up at hearing he had any stories to tell. Few ever expressed interest in his cop work.

"Oh I have plenty of them my friend."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Oh, that's lovely! Must be a lot of responsibility on that council. Any great stories from your galactic police adventures to tell?"

"Yes there is. They answer to the Supreme Chancellor through." Leo explained. He perked up at hearing he had any stories to tell. Few ever expressed interest in his cop work.

"Oh I have plenty of them my friend."

"Let's have some!"

*Caesar leans back, listening intently*

[San Lumen]

"Yes there is. They answer to the Supreme Chancellor through." Leo explained. He perked up at hearing he had any stories to tell. Few ever expressed interest in his cop work.

"Oh I have plenty of them my friend."

"Let's have some!"

*Caesar leans back, listening intently*

"Well where to begin." Leo thought for a moment.

"There was the time I had lightsaber duel with a man on the planet Mustafar above flowing lava. Us cops rarely get to use lightsabers so it was quite big deal when it happened. We fought for several miles along the lava standing on a platform protected by a heat shield. I outfought him because of my superhuman reflexes and when we reached a lavafall I threw him over the edge. Normally we dont do things like that but he was to dangerous to be left alive." Leo told Ceasar. "I have plenty of others."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Let's have some!"

*Caesar leans back, listening intently*

"Well where to begin." Leo thought for a moment.

"There was the time I had lightsaber duel with a man on the planet Mustafar above flowing lava. Us cops rarely get to use lightsabers so it was quite big deal when it happened. We fought for several miles along the lava standing on a platform protected by a heat shield. I outfought him because of my superhuman reflexes and when we reached a lavafall I threw him over the edge. Normally we dont do things like that but he was to dangerous to be left alive." Leo told Ceasar. "I have plenty of others."

"That's quite the story! Good thing we had cops like you to get those mad men with lightsabers."

Contemplating it, Caesar adds.

"How did he even get one of those? Lightsabers are rare and expensive."

[San Lumen]

"Well where to begin." Leo thought for a moment.

"There was the time I had lightsaber duel with a man on the planet Mustafar above flowing lava. Us cops rarely get to use lightsabers so it was quite big deal when it happened. We fought for several miles along the lava standing on a platform protected by a heat shield. I outfought him because of my superhuman reflexes and when we reached a lavafall I threw him over the edge. Normally we dont do things like that but he was to dangerous to be left alive." Leo told Ceasar. "I have plenty of others."

"That's quite the story! Good thing we had cops like you to get those mad men with lightsabers."

Contemplating it, Caesar adds.

"How did he even get one of those? Lightsabers are rare and expensive."

"Thank you I appreciate that." Leo said and then continued " You would be surprised what one can find on the black market. He was linked to an illegal weapons trade and several others were prosecuted and brought before the Galactic Court." Leo was surprised Ceasar didnt ask about what he meant when he said superhuman reflexes. Most people did when he mentioned the,

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"That's quite the story! Good thing we had cops like you to get those mad men with lightsabers."

Contemplating it, Caesar adds.

"How did he even get one of those? Lightsabers are rare and expensive."

"Thank you I appreciate that." Leo said and then continued " You would be surprised what one can find on the black market. He was linked to an illegal weapons trade and several others were prosecuted and brought before the Galactic Court." Leo was surprised Ceasar didnt ask about what he meant when he said superhuman reflexes. Most people did when he mentioned the,

"Should have guessed, of course. The galaxy has a big black market, and someone depraved enough and committed enough will surely get whatever they want from there unless stopped. In Wine-loving Chimps we constantly have to deal with the underground smoking bars."

Having seen just about every creature and person leading countries under the sun and beyond, mentions of super powers no longer phase the sentient chimpanzee. However, stories on the other hand...

"Got any other good ones from your policing days?"

[San Lumen]

"Thank you I appreciate that." Leo said and then continued " You would be surprised what one can find on the black market. He was linked to an illegal weapons trade and several others were prosecuted and brought before the Galactic Court." Leo was surprised Ceasar didnt ask about what he meant when he said superhuman reflexes. Most people did when he mentioned the,

"Should have guessed, of course. The galaxy has a big black market, and someone depraved enough and committed enough will surely get whatever they want from there unless stopped. In Wine-loving Chimps we constantly have to deal with the underground smoking bars."

Having seen just about every creature and person leading countries under the sun and beyond, mentions of super powers no longer phase the sentient chimpanzee. However, stories on the other hand...

"Got any other good ones from your policing days?"

"Lets see. There was the time I arrested the Mayor of Lumina on the moon of Luna for corruption and they claimed I as a gay cop had no authority to do so because his bible said I shouldnt be a cop. He gave me a sermon as I entered and held up the bible citing it. How he knew I can't say but I guess he assumed it from my voice. I recited a famous speech from a political show to put him in his place as his employees looked on. He shut up after that."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Should have guessed, of course. The galaxy has a big black market, and someone depraved enough and committed enough will surely get whatever they want from there unless stopped. In Wine-loving Chimps we constantly have to deal with the underground smoking bars."

Having seen just about every creature and person leading countries under the sun and beyond, mentions of super powers no longer phase the sentient chimpanzee. However, stories on the other hand...

"Got any other good ones from your policing days?"

"Lets see. There was the time I arrested the Mayor of Lumina on the moon of Luna for corruption and they claimed I as a gay cop had no authority to do so because his bible said I shouldnt be a cop. He gave me a sermon as I entered and held up the bible citing it. How he knew I can't say but I guess he assumed it from my voice. I recited a famous speech from a political show to put him in his place as his employees looked on. He shut up after that."

"What a backwards place for you to get tangled in! Such a shame that gay rights have so far to go in so many places..."

[San Lumen]

"Lets see. There was the time I arrested the Mayor of Lumina on the moon of Luna for corruption and they claimed I as a gay cop had no authority to do so because his bible said I shouldnt be a cop. He gave me a sermon as I entered and held up the bible citing it. How he knew I can't say but I guess he assumed it from my voice. I recited a famous speech from a political show to put him in his place as his employees looked on. He shut up after that."

"What a backwards place for you to get tangled in! Such a shame that gay rights have so far to go in so many places..."

"You'd be surprised how much racism and bigotry still exists in the galaxy. Just because there are anti discrimination laws in many worlds doesnt mean its gone away. I appreciate your support though" Leo said having more of his grape juice.

[Nantoraka]

"there's a chimpanzee here"







"nobody move, and it won't freak out"

[UIS Leviathan]

"wait this chimp looks familiar"

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"there's a chimpanzee here"







"nobody move, and it won't freak out"

"Oh look, a numpty, nobody say anything too intelligent or it'll freak out."

"wait this chimp looks familiar"

*squints*

"Yes... I have... memories..."

[UIS Leviathan]

"there's a chimpanzee here"







"nobody move, and it won't freak out"

"Oh look, a numpty, nobody say anything too intelligent or it'll freak out."

"wait this chimp looks familiar"

*squints*

"Yes... I have... memories..."

"you remember my boss, Satan?"

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Oh look, a numpty, nobody say anything too intelligent or it'll freak out."



*squints*

"Yes... I have... memories..."

"you remember my boss, Satan?"

"Yeah, in the Rejected Realms, right? Fabulous chap, how's he doing these days?"

[UIS Leviathan]

"you remember my boss, Satan?"

"Yeah, in the Rejected Realms, right? Fabulous chap, how's he doing these days?"

"Rejected Realms?"

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Yeah, in the Rejected Realms, right? Fabulous chap, how's he doing these days?"

"Rejected Realms?"

"Must be thinking of somebody else... anyway, how's Satan doing?"

[UIS Leviathan]

"Rejected Realms?"

"Must be thinking of somebody else... anyway, how's Satan doing?"

"Fine I suppose."

[Wine-loving Chimps]

"Must be thinking of somebody else... anyway, how's Satan doing?"

"Fine I suppose."

"So how's the fleet? I hear it crop in the news briefings every once in a while when you go duke it out with some tinpot despot's navy/"