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Best HOI political party

HOI3 Stalinist
1
6%
HOI3 Leninist
0
No votes
KR Syndicalist
6
33%
KR Radical Socialism
2
11%
HOI4 Anarchism
3
17%
HOI4 Communism
1
6%
Stupid Sexy Naz with your unbiased polls and quality posts.
5
28%
 
Total votes : 18

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Impaled Nazarene
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Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:54 am

Lunas Legion wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Decided to drop my current playthrough and try a minor duke in the HRE. I picked 1111 as the start date because 1066 has a Salian who seems scripted to rule for 40+ years, though there is a young Salian on the throne on this game it is at least a different one who may not live forever. Also starting after the crusade era starts is nice.
I picked Duke Siegfried of the Duchy of The Rhein. A one province duke that isn't an elector... PERFECT! I use cheat menu to join a small dynasty (Hohenzollern) because a 5 member dynasty is better than a 2 member dynasty. Pope calls crusade for Egypt I hire a fuck ton of mercenaries and because Crusade AI is bad and no one assaults settlements I was accruing occupation war score and picking off the tiny armies of the Fatimids (crusade for Shia lands is an easy win every time, except maybe post Mongol Invasion) my mercenaries ended up winning me the crusade putting my fresh 16 year old half brother on the throne of Egypt.

It's been 11 years and because of that juicy crusade piety and prestige I'm most likely going to succeed the incapable emperor.
UNFORTUNATELY, the only thing the Salians like doing more than living for too long is having an antipope.
I can't figure out how to dispose of an antipope as an emperor without surrendering during an antipapal war so I said fuck that, reloaded a save and made the Salian surrender because 4 antipapal wars in 2 years is ridiculous. Now to wait for the incapable Salian to die.

The point of this playthrough will be to have my family regularly elected emperor and expand the power and size of the HRE without doing the blobbing myself. I want to enjoy the catholic and imperial court life, raise children with focuses that are not Martial or Learning, fight pagans and Muslims instead of Christians (revolts and defensive wars excluded), and marry my way across Europe and stop my family from inbreeding.


Not sure if still applicable, but I've found conquering a single province somewhere in the border regions, usually the Baltics, and giving it to someone with a decent powerbase can make them start conquering the Baltic Pagans of their own accord.

Vassals expanding? Yeah that's a great technique and I love doing it. The problem is Christians have a harder time busting vassal blobs. Should be fun to leverage favors to stop the border dukes from becoming a problem.
Also a goal is to stop Bohemia from becoming a kingdom. Only one king allowed in the HRE!
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Abserdia
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Posts: 20849
Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:10 am

Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States
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Founded: Feb 20, 2012
Democratic Socialists

Postby Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:13 pm

The name's James. James Usari. Well, my name is not actually James Usari, so don't bother actually looking it up, but it'll do for now.
Lack of a real name means compensation through a real face. My debt is settled
Part-time Kebab tycoon in Glasgow.

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Renoa
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Posts: 1837
Founded: Apr 19, 2013
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Renoa » Thu Aug 29, 2019 2:25 pm


FBI, CIA, IRS, MMA, WWE AND IWW, OPEN UP
It's been several years and I'm still the Paradox Thread's Self-Appointed Court Chaplain. No one's ever asked but I thought you should know.

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Abserdia
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:04 pm

Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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Valrifell
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Posts: 31063
Founded: Aug 18, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Valrifell » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:29 pm

HAVING AN ALL CAPS SIG MAKES ME FEEL SMART

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Abserdia
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Founded: Aug 05, 2014
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Abserdia » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:45 pm

Valrifell wrote:


IT'S TIME TO STOP.

NO.

I need a dandere mod.
Black lives matter

Recommend me shoegaze and ambient music.

So long, Frank Lloyd Wright
I can't believe your song is gone so soon...
I barely learned the tune
So soon, so soon

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Impaled Nazarene
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Posts: 10311
Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:10 pm

i don't even have this mod and now i feel obligated to preemptively murder my wives.
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Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Ifreann
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Posts: 163844
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Thu Aug 29, 2019 4:29 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:i don't eve have this mod and now i feel obligated to preemptively murder my wives.

Suffer not the waifu to live.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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The Huskar Social Union
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Posts: 59282
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 30, 2019 2:48 am

Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Impaled Nazarene
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Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Fri Aug 30, 2019 4:24 am

Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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The Huskar Social Union
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Posts: 59282
Founded: Apr 04, 2012
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:12 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:

The only solution to this heresy

BY FIRE BE PURGED!

NO SACRIFICE IS TOO GREAT


NO TREACHERY TOO SMALL
Irish Nationalist from Belfast / Leftwing / Atheist / Alliance Party voter
"I never thought in terms of being a leader, i thought very simply in terms of helping people" - John Hume 1937 - 2020



I like Miniature painting, Tanks, English Gals, Video games and most importantly Cheese.


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Ostroeuropa
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Posts: 58535
Founded: Jun 14, 2006
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Ostroeuropa » Mon Sep 02, 2019 10:46 am

*Happy polish noises*

Achievements:
Winged Hussars
One King To Rule
Poland Into Space

Mainland holdings.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... C0BC26766/

Muh Colony.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 347DE2AA9/


(That widdle Island off the shore of canada, but it has that province modifier on all 3 provinces of being one of the best fisheries in the world :p, also own greenland, iceland, and faroe.).

Culture Map.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 15083B2B6/

TURKS, MONGOLS, AND TARTARS OUT. Also North china Is Polan.

Accepted culture map:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 29F942110/

It's a Slavic Commonwealth. (All Russians accepted culture. Also, Prussian, Lithuanian (Which glomped the other baltics), and Greek (Given constantinople back.).

Religions:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 9DB0FD987/

MEGACATHOLICISM.

Empire Is Catholic. Copts occupied by Ottomans, but survived.

In Europe; a few princes are protestant. Scandinavia (lol denmark) is Protestant. Netherlands WERE protestant, but got booted into Africa and are now a landlocked Dutch Republic governing over african protestants.

Venice is Reformed.
Britain is Anglican.

The Finishing Touch:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 32CDFD16D/

Spain, Austria, Portugal, Papacy are in alliance with me and eachother. We are the Catholic League! (Also drags most of the new world into our wars.).


Hesse is also a vassal of mine because I wanted to try and be emperor but nope.
Also, Biapas, that bit of Northern Persia, is my vassal.
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Ostro.MOV

There is an out of control trolley speeding towards Jeremy Bentham, who is tied to the track. You can pull the lever to cause the trolley to switch tracks, but on the other track is Immanuel Kant. Bentham is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Critique of Pure Reason. Kant is clutching the only copy in the universe of The Principles of Moral Legislation. Both men are shouting at you that they have recently started to reconsider their ethical stances.

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Ism
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Posts: 6152
Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Mon Sep 02, 2019 11:18 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:*Happy polish noises*

Achievements:
Winged Hussars
One King To Rule
Poland Into Space

Mainland holdings.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... C0BC26766/

Muh Colony.

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 347DE2AA9/


(That widdle Island off the shore of canada, but it has that province modifier on all 3 provinces of being one of the best fisheries in the world :p, also own greenland, iceland, and faroe.).

Culture Map.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 15083B2B6/

TURKS, MONGOLS, AND TARTARS OUT. Also North china Is Polan.

Accepted culture map:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 29F942110/

It's a Slavic Commonwealth. (All Russians accepted culture. Also, Prussian, Lithuanian (Which glomped the other baltics), and Greek (Given constantinople back.).

Religions:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 9DB0FD987/

MEGACATHOLICISM.

Empire Is Catholic. Copts occupied by Ottomans, but survived.

In Europe; a few princes are protestant. Scandinavia (lol denmark) is Protestant. Netherlands WERE protestant, but got booted into Africa and are now a landlocked Dutch Republic governing over african protestants.

Venice is Reformed.
Britain is Anglican.

The Finishing Touch:
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ ... 32CDFD16D/

Spain, Austria, Portugal, Papacy are in alliance with me and eachother. We are the Catholic League! (Also drags most of the new world into our wars.).


Hesse is also a vassal of mine because I wanted to try and be emperor but nope.
Also, Biapas, that bit of Northern Persia, is my vassal.


Looks good. But I'm disappointed The Finishing Touch had nothing to do with Finland.

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Bralia
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Posts: 31517
Founded: Mar 07, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bralia » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:10 am

Romantic slut. Self-deprecating egotist. Benevolent communist.

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Grenartia
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Posts: 44623
Founded: Feb 14, 2010
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Grenartia » Tue Sep 03, 2019 5:14 am

Lib-left. Antifascist, antitankie, anti-capitalist, anti-imperialist (including the imperialism of non-western countries). Christian (Unitarian Universalist). Background in physics.
Mostly a girl. She or they pronouns, please. Unrepentant transbian.
Reject tradition, embrace modernity.
People who call themselves based NEVER are.
The truth about kids transitioning.

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Ifreann
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Posts: 163844
Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:42 am

He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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The New California Republic
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Posts: 35483
Founded: Jun 06, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The New California Republic » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:45 am

Building up my orc gene warrior army in Stellaris. They are made "[...] larger, stronger and faster than their former peers" according to the in-game gene warrior description. :?
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The Irradiated Wasteland of The New California Republic: depicting the expanded NCR, several years after the total victory over Caesar's Legion, and the annexation of New Vegas and its surrounding areas.

White-collared conservatives flashing down the street
Pointing their plastic finger at me
They're hoping soon, my kind will drop and die
But I'm going to wave my freak flag high
Wave on, wave on
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Ifreann
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Founded: Aug 07, 2005
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Ifreann » Tue Sep 03, 2019 8:54 am

The New California Republic wrote:Building up my orc gene warrior army in Stellaris. They are made "[...] larger, stronger and faster than their former peers" according to the in-game gene warrior description. :?

Larger, stronger, and faster than regular orcs.

In awe of the size of these lads.
He/Him

beating the devil
we never run from the devil
we never summon the devil
we never hide from from the devil
we never

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Ism
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Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Tue Sep 03, 2019 9:18 am

The New California Republic wrote:Building up my orc gene warrior army in Stellaris. They are made "[...] larger, stronger and faster than their former peers" according to the in-game gene warrior description. :?


These are no mere orcs, these are the fighting Uruk-Hai! Also, congrats on becoming Saruman. I knew you had it in you
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Katyuscha
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Founded: Sep 23, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Katyuscha » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:15 pm

So I caught my "straight" son secretly having sex with a male courtier and was given the option of either making them break it off or force them to marry... I think you can guess what I did

The best part is that I have another openly gay son who's married to a woman and popping babies out left and right
Very soft
Song

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Ism
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Founded: Oct 14, 2011
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Ism » Tue Sep 03, 2019 11:36 pm

Katyuscha wrote:So I caught my "straight" son secretly having sex with a male courtier and was given the option of either making them break it off or force them to marry... I think you can guess what I did

The best part is that I have another openly gay son who's married to a woman and popping babies out left and right


>1094
>Catholics supporting gay marriage

Peak historical accuracy.

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Impaled Nazarene
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Founded: Aug 09, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Impaled Nazarene » Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:13 am

Katyuscha wrote:So I caught my "straight" son secretly having sex with a male courtier and was given the option of either making them break it off or force them to marry... I think you can guess what I did

The best part is that I have another openly gay son who's married to a woman and popping babies out left and right

The worst part is that he married his twin...
Anarchist
Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Lunas Legion
Post Czar
 
Posts: 31055
Founded: Jan 21, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Lunas Legion » Wed Sep 04, 2019 5:03 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Katyuscha wrote:So I caught my "straight" son secretly having sex with a male courtier and was given the option of either making them break it off or force them to marry... I think you can guess what I did

The best part is that I have another openly gay son who's married to a woman and popping babies out left and right

The worst part is that he married his twin...


Clone, Naz, not twin.

But the guy's a narcissist it seems.
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Evil Dictators Happyland
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Posts: 3518
Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Evil Dictators Happyland » Wed Sep 04, 2019 6:31 am

I had a thought about warfare in CK2, and I figured I should share it.
So, you know how sieging down every single holding your enemy has gives you 125% warscore (i.e. you only have to siege down 80% of their holdings to have 100% warscore)?
What if killing armies worked the same way, so that wiping out 80% of the enemy army gives you 100% warscore? The way I see it, if you manage to obliterate the other guy's army, then him continuing to fight is just delaying the inevitable, and it's not especially fun to have to siege down a bunch of counties to win a war you've already won just because warscore from battles caps at 75% for most CBs.

Corollary to this: What if the target's traits affected how much warscore you need to force their surrender, sort of like how some civics in Stellaris reduce war exhaustion gain? Like, if your enemy is brave, then you might need 110% warscore (that is, it takes a lot more to force them to surrender - also yes, this means it would be tracked above 100%, but plot power does that too so it's not without precedent), while craven characters would only need 90% or so. And maybe it could also be changed for certain CBs, like zealous characters would be much less likely to surrender to holy wars or crusades.

And perhaps martial could also directly affect army performance, like giving the flank +1% morale damage and defense per point of martial. The AI loves assigning commanders based purely on martial without considering traits, so that might also make it more competitive on the battlefield.

The reason I bring this up is because I think that CK2's warfare system is the most robotic part of the game (as there's not much difference between different realms except for army size and composition - really, what's the big difference between the feudal HI-based 10k English army and the feudal HI-based 10k Swedish army?) and accounting for traits and stats might make it a bit less robotic and more adaptive. Having to account for the other guy's traits when fighting - even if they aren't directly relevant to the individual battles - might make you reconsider a war that you could otherwise win.

I admit that this is very bare bones and it's definitely not even fleshed out enough for a mod, much less the base game, but I thought I'd ask what y'all think.

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