NSPolandball 3: Return Of The Countryballs (4 YEARS!)

[Dawetid]

Почему «ебать тебе»?

Crimeabrick is grumpy af and hates everyone and everything, that's why.

I don't that is gramatically correct, IIRC тебе is dative (think: to you) or prepositional (on/in you), and I don't think the infinitive of the verb would be used like that.

[Communist Crimean Republic]

Crimeabrick is grumpy af and hates everyone and everything, that's why.

I don't that is gramatically correct, IIRC тебе is dative (think: to you) or prepositional (on/in you), and I don't think the infinitive of the verb would be used like that.

You... do know I just plugged in the phrase into google translate, right?

[Dawetid]

I don't that is gramatically correct, IIRC тебе is dative (think: to you) or prepositional (on/in you), and I don't think the infinitive of the verb would be used like that.

You... do know I just plugged in the phrase into google translate, right?

I see. If you want, here’s a better tool.

[Dawetid]

Bumping this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:

1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

[Skyhooked]

I've made a countryball of Skyhooked somewhere in this thread earlier, but I wonder, how do others imagine Skyhooked as countryball...

[Newark Aristocracy]

Bumping this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:

1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

I have similar request:

WW2,UDEballs VS Newark Aristocracyballs. Background:remnants of village from Dawetid request.

Beginning:20 or so NAballs scout the remnants of the village out and find the UDEballs having a smoke.

As they move closer,they kill 1 UDEball trying to snipe them.

They enter the village and the NAballs are pinned down by 70 UDEballs,but are saved by a Dawetidsh P-40 Warhawk.

*because why not*

[Dawetid]

Bumping this request.

I have similar request:

WW2,UDEballs VS Newark Aristocracyballs. Background:remnants of village from Dawetid request.

Beginning:20 or so NAballs scout the remnants of the village out and find the UDEballs having a smoke.

As they move closer,they kill 1 UDEball trying to snipe them.

They enter the village and the NAballs are pinned down by 70 UDEballs,but are saved by a Dawetidsh P-40 Warhawk.

*because why not*

[Davietwd]

[New Bradenia Ghost]

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

[Dawetid]

Bumping this request.

I have similar request:

WW2,UDEballs VS Newark Aristocracyballs. Background:remnants of village from Dawetid request.

Beginning:20 or so NAballs scout the remnants of the village out and find the UDEballs having a smoke.

As they move closer,they kill 1 UDEball trying to snipe them.

They enter the village and the NAballs are pinned down by 70 UDEballs,but are saved by a Dawetidsh P-40 Warhawk.

*because why not*

Bumping this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:

1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

[Communist Crimean Republic]

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost saying "Windows is better"

I'll see what I can do

[New Bradenia Ghost]

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost saying "Windows is better"

I'll see what I can do

I've edited the comment for me to hold a windows laptop

[Kromi]

Oh god I forgot the app im using has a watermark.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Question: What resolution do you set your pics? So that it looks like the good ol' days of low resolution screens but still looks really detailed?

[Dawetid]

So I made a test animation, only 5 frames, each frame edited using Inkscape and then put together using video editor.

[Kromi]

So I made a test animation, only 5 frames, each frame edited using Inkscape and then put together using video editor.

Nice . Next time you make an animation, make it smoother; maybe 10 FPS.

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Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

Which version though

[Dawetid]

So I made a test animation, only 5 frames, each frame edited using Inkscape and then put together using video editor.

Nice . Next time you make an animation, make it smoother; maybe 10 FPS.

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Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

Which version though

I only had 10 min, so I couldn't make that many pictures for frames...

Also, bump:

Bumping this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:

1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

Bumping this request.

I have similar request:

WW2,UDEballs VS Newark Aristocracyballs. Background:remnants of village from Dawetid request.

Beginning:20 or so NAballs scout the remnants of the village out and find the UDEballs having a smoke.

As they move closer,they kill 1 UDEball trying to snipe them.

They enter the village and the NAballs are pinned down by 70 UDEballs,but are saved by a Dawetidsh P-40 Warhawk.

*because why not*

[Newark Aristocracy]

Can someone do a comic where 50 or 60 NA balls(Can be old or new flag) raid a UDE compound and are pinned down only to be saved by a Dawitesh P-40 or type 0 carrier fighter. (Either plane can do.)

[New Bradenia Ghost]

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

Which version though

Basically Windows XP

[Demirestad]

(Image)

Oh god I forgot the app im using has a watermark.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Question: What resolution do you set your pics? So that it looks like the good ol' days of low resolution screens but still looks really detailed?

Welcome back Kromi! I remember you (sort of), glad your back, look forward to seeing what you make

A New Challenger Is Approaching

(Image)

I've made a countryball of Skyhooked somewhere in this thread earlier, but I wonder, how do others imagine Skyhooked as countryball...

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

And there is a healthy dose of requests as well (plus one I did just cause). I might handle some of the larger requests later

Plus (Again), that collab is still open. Going to put put the post below so you can reference

Alright guys, you know that collaborative I said I was wanting to do? Well here is the announcement of it!

(Image)

NS POLANDBALL HAS TALENT!

So the basic idea of this collab is Demirestad is hosting a Talent Show in which any clay is allowed to join. Now you guys will be tasked with creating a audition for your clay's talent, like Venezuela can into inflate, or Greece doing a magic trick to make German Euro Disappear! Make sure your clays talent is funny, or it might not make it to the finals which I will make after the initial auditions (Based on how many people join in or participate there will be a certain amount of people that will move to the finals, that will be announced later on). Also I will be looking for people that want to be a judge for the talent show, so if you are interested in that then please say so (Quick note, if you want to be a judge you cannot enter in a talent, we don't want any rigged systems now do we). For now only start to think of what you will do and say if you are interested in joining in the event, or if you really want to be awesome make a comic about your clay seeing the announcement! Anyways, I hope you take interest into my first collaborative project on this Forum and get creative!

(Details may change, so keep an eye out for my posts)

[New Bradenia Ghost]

Request:
New Bradenia Ghost holding a Windows Laptop saying "Windows is better"

That is good

[Kromi]

Note: If you're wondering how I made these two in one day, I made the above one while waiting my laptop to be prepared and I made the one below when I tested the laptop.

[Maori Moon]

I may have eternally forsakened myself, but is there a specific tone you want your comic to be (i.e. funny, lighthearted, serious, dark, sad, mysterious)?

Lighthearted, as most Polandball comics are. I intend this to be a tl;dr history of my nation.

Maori Moon, if you complete this, I will owe you a thousand favors, so I am issuing a pre-emptive thank you!

I intend to make a wiki-style Polandball (something along these lines: https://polandball.fandom.com/wiki/Australiaball; I just used Australia as an example since it was the first nation that popped into my head) factbook about my nation, so for the main portrait of Aguariaball, can someone here, anyone, please draw Aguariaball in a Polynesian headdress, but brandishing a machine gun aggressively (possibly surfing while doing this), with a crazy look in his eyes?

Thank you!

A thousand favors? Just help me install communism, expand the reformed Maori Empire, and help me overthrow said Empire to install democracy and we'll be fine.

And Danubian, on the off chance you read this...

Sidenote: Is it just me, or am I doing it all wrong? I'm not a member of the ('official') Reddit Polandball Community and I certainly don't post comics there, but I still read comics from there and treat them like the holy grail (or the only grail) of Polandball comics.

They are far from being the holy grail.

I feel like participating in this thread and rulebreaking 10 times over as a way of life is just, wrong.

I'd argue that most of this thread's art is good.

Even if we don't repost comics and pass them off as our own for internet points we still make up fictional countries

Technically, Polandball is just 'country as ball' and never mentions anything about countries being real or fake.

the dreaded circle tool.

I ironically consider the circle tool as blasphemous.

I'm sorry if this ticks you one way or another, I just needed to tell this to you guys, I guess. Besides, this doesn't concern you, these are my issues more or less, and I haven't even visited this thread for a long time.

It's all fine.

[Dawetid]

Bumping this request.

Background: WW2, soldiers of the collaborationist government “United Dawetidish Empire” (UDE) raid a Dawetidish village.
Perhaps the frames could be like these:

1. A peaceful village with houses made of wood or straw, in front of which the Dawetidish flag is proudly flying, where Dawetidballs are living happily.
2. But suddenly, some UDEballs with rifles start to ransack the village randomly fire at the Dawetidballs. Some are killed, others manage to run.
3. More UDEballs throw torches onto the houses, making them start to burn down.
4. One or two UDEballs escort many Dawetidballs into a nearby wooden hut, then shut the door and bar it from outside. (Perhaps a scene here showing inside too).
5. The UDEballs then pour petrol onto the hut, and throw a torch onto it. Meanwhile, the Dawetidballs inside start to panic, then they start to choke and eventually die.
6. In another place, a line of Dawetidballs face a huge pit, behind them are a line of UDEballs, all with rifles. The Dawetidballs could be shouting: “Long live freedom!” and then they get shot, and thrown into the pit.
7. The UDEballs finally plant the UDE flag onto the village entrance, but the village is completely ransacked. Maybe the UDEballs laugh (or have a cigarette or something) and leave the village satisfied.

Bumping this request.

I have similar request:

WW2,UDEballs VS Newark Aristocracyballs. Background:remnants of village from Dawetid request.

Beginning:20 or so NAballs scout the remnants of the village out and find the UDEballs having a smoke.

As they move closer,they kill 1 UDEball trying to snipe them.

They enter the village and the NAballs are pinned down by 70 UDEballs,but are saved by a Dawetidsh P-40 Warhawk.

*because why not*

[La Paz de Los Ricos]

Hello. I made this thing with no context. There's no joke, no punchline, no satire, I just made it in order to decently contribute to the NSPB thread, since it's my first post in a long while.

[New Bradenia Ghost]

Request:
1st Panel: New Bradenia Ghost saying "why am I thinking I shouldn't have came here"
2nd Panel: New Bradenia Ghost sits at a desk and writes a book about himself
3rd Panel: *next day*
4th Panel: Come buy my book (named The Ghost Ball), I kinda think it's good
5th Panel: Some People (anyone) say it is terrible
6th Panel: New Bradenia Ghost got sad



I know it is too long