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The Pacific Ocean Islands
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Debunk a conspiracy theory (with another one)

Postby The Pacific Ocean Islands » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:47 am

Your job is to debunk a conspiracy theory posted by the AN using another conspiracy theory in your 'proof'. Then, the next nation must do the same for the theory you used.
For example:

OP: The moderators are in cahoots with the CIA, and are plotting to depose Kim Jong Un and replace him with Max Barry.
Nation 1: This is untrue since Max Barry is alledged to be an Australian. Since the world is round, Australia would fall off of the bottom (due to gravity). This means that Australia, and by extension Max Barry, cannot exist.
Nation 2: What nonsense! Everybody knows that the world is flat!

I will begin:

There is no such thing as NationStates.

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Postby Esheaun Stroakuss » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:51 am

There is such a thing as NationStates! It controls all the world's resources!
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Postby Wine-loving Chimps » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:53 am

Can't be, because those are all controlled by the lizard people who pose as the world's leaders!
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Postby Necunda » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:56 am

Wine-loving Chimps wrote:Can't be, because those are all controlled by the lizard people who pose as the world's leaders!


The Lizard-People are our saviours and are behind every world war.
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Esheaun Stroakuss
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Postby Esheaun Stroakuss » Mon Sep 02, 2019 3:56 am

It's not the lizard people, you fool. It's the amphibians!
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Postby North German Realm » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:00 am

Nah, can't be the amphibians. They, like the lizard people, just came here to take our jobs.
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Postby Esheaun Stroakuss » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:14 am

North German Realm wrote:Nah, can't be the amphibians. They, like the lizard people, just came here to take our jobs.


Not our jobs, but our KitKats.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:30 am

That's ridiculous. The lizard people want not Kit Kats. They subsit on metal
RE: Potential Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics. The only reason why countries bid to host the Olympics is for tourism. This is why countries are planning on boycotting the Beijing winter Olympics. By cancelling the 2020/21 Olympics, Japan is defacto recieving the same punishment as China, Japan did nothing wrong since World War II
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Haring Bayang Katagalugan
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Postby Haring Bayang Katagalugan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:50 am

Australian rePublic wrote:That's ridiculous. The lizard people want not Kit Kats. They subsit on metal

But how do you get metal? Don't you dig for that? The earth is flat tho so you just gonna fall off nibba
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Postby Necunda » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:50 am

Haring Bayang Katagalugan wrote:
Australian rePublic wrote:That's ridiculous. The lizard people want not Kit Kats. They subsit on metal

But how do you get metal? Don't you dig for that? The earth is flat tho so you just gonna fall off nibba


The Earth is "flat" because we're on a cube.
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Postby Australian rePublic » Mon Sep 02, 2019 5:54 am

Incorrect. The lizard people fool everyone into a pointless debate about whether the Earth is a spheriod, a disk or a cube, when in reality it's a triangular prism. By arguing about the sphere-disk-cube Earth, everyone rules out the prospect of a triangular prism
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Until if and when the Spanish language evolves to allow for gender-neutrality to not be totally, utterly and completely impossible, (which will take at least centuries), the concept of "LatinX" is completely ridiculous
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The Glass Oasis
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:06 am

This is not true, it's an isocahedron! If it was a triangular prism people would get hurt on the extremely sharp points! On an isocahedron Earth they're more soft!
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Postby Saxipta » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:09 am

Triangular prism? Isocahedron? That's insanity, obviously the flat earth map is correct, however rather than sitting on a flat plane, the Earth we know is actually sitting on the surface of an even larger sphere, the reptillians have us arguing if it's round or flat, when in reality, it's both. This way no one gets hurt on the pointy corners, the ice wall exists and the world gets to be on a ball.
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Postby Haring Bayang Katagalugan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:10 am

Such foolishness.... Earth is carried by a Turtle and Elephant
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Postby MineLegotia and Equestria » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:19 am

You idiot. (Sorry this is meant as satire) Obviusly the lizard people have us stuck in a digital world! We are just brains in a jar being their sitcom!
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The Pacific Ocean Islands
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Postby The Pacific Ocean Islands » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:23 am

No, the Earth rolls around on roller-coaster style tracks.

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Haring Bayang Katagalugan
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Postby Haring Bayang Katagalugan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:24 am

No..... there is no such thing as "Earth"
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The Glass Oasis
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Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:25 am

Nah man, Earth is a really great brand of basketball.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

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shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Postby North German Realm » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:28 am

No, man, Earth is a basketball hoop.
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Postby Demokratyczna Polska » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:33 am

Impossible! Earth is actually a hockey field, controlled by Goldman Sachs

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Postby Neo Kerala » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:34 am

North German Realm wrote:No, man, Earth is a basketball hoop.

No, earth dosent exist. The only real thing is Sri Lanka

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Postby Haring Bayang Katagalugan » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:37 am

But Sri Lanka is just a smaller version of India meaning.....the world is India???
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Postby The Pacific Ocean Islands » Mon Sep 02, 2019 6:41 am

False, because India is in the West, which means that there must be something in the East.
This must be where the aliens are hidden.
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Postby Voxija » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:40 am

Fake. The aliens are hidden in Antarctica, which is the utter South. Not the East.
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The Pacific Ocean Islands
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Postby The Pacific Ocean Islands » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:46 am

That is a lie. Global cooling has made Antarctica too inhospitable, and this is predicted to become worse, with the temperature falling by 100°C within five years.

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