The Black Hawks | Still Winning

[Jakker]

Happy 14 years, TBH

[Numero Capitan]

Change the subject to Anontia is Anon-free-a, thanks

[Lord Dominator]

Change the subject to Anontia is Anon-free-a, thanks

I am reasonably certain that there are in fact still anonymous folks in there.

Get more accurate puns, or I'll try to get Roavin to come for you.

[Roavin]

Change the subject to Anontia is Anon-free-a, thanks

I am reasonably certain that there are in fact still anonymous folks in there.

Get more accurate puns, or I'll try to get Roavin to come for you.

I don't see anything wrong with bending the truth to make a pun.

[Lord Dominator]

I am reasonably certain that there are in fact still anonymous folks in there.

Get more accurate puns, or I'll try to get Roavin to come for you.

I don't see anything wrong with bending the truth to make a pun.

[Azaelai]

The Black Hawks, with some friends from the Osiris Sehkmet Legion, went on a trip that took them 1,500 light years from home to visit the Horsehead Nebula. Their trip took them through several regions, leaving a mess in the WFE and flags. Sorry about that!

The Space Hawks
Lieutenant Miss Bad LIfe Choices
General Jakker
Colonel Captain Alexander
Corporal Bjourn, possible future thief of Lady
Private First Class Redawnia
Private First Class Ursidae

& The Amazing Mosa'id, Luna State from Osiris.

Eletar
United Union Republic
Margaritaville
Davidson
Democratic Republic United
The Grand Authority Of Empires
Cusco
Nothing
The Valley Confederation
Dictatorial Paradise
The Rumerian Concord
Central Galaxy
Greater Oasis
Unio Planetarum Ex Imperatoria
Land Of The Undying Fire
Damnation
Notcraft
The Delian Empire
Area
Miedzymorze Pact
The Diamond Alliance
History
Ancient
Tyrael
Panda Eyes
United Nation States Of Conservatives
The New Hegemony
Money Land
Desktopia
Mists Of History
Hex
Outside The Matrix
Deltadome
The Sweet Smell Of The Sea
Ecrium
Europes Present
Kavkasia
Attuhayana

[Malphe]

good job yall! :D

[Dyllonia]

Nice job everyone!!

[RiderSyl]

Love the picture.

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

The Black Hawks decided to build a shrine in the Nest to Misha. All the Mishas. Especially Tequila Misha. Misha.

July 16, 2019
The Homeland Defense League
Idealists League
The Council Of Communism And Memes
The Delian Empire
The Sovlet Union
Ostavalon
Dogecoin League
Cyberia
Tonios Backyard
The Elder Scrolls Region
Thenorthcommonwealthalliance
I D I O T S
Wyndmark
Anglova
The Dogecoin Union
The Aoss War Room
Aurasy
The Hungry Caterpillar
Ektoplasian Union
Conservicstan
Copeland
Dinoium
Hopelove Pride
The Central Business District

The Alien Hawks:
Lieutenant Miss Bad Life Choices
Corporal Bjourn
Corporal Woryand (possible alien infiltrator)
Private First Class Eumaeus

July 19th
Kola
The Region Of Great Legends
Naimark
Europeans Union
Anime Puppets
Novus Roma
Unts
Somewhere Unknown Treaty Organisation
Gamers United Under Ricardo
Game Region
Dyzia
Elernus
Scavenger Wastelands
Arellond
Coral Ridge
Anime Enthusiasts
Southward Islands Of Liberal Faith
Everscant
Hong Kong Island
Pyrrhia
The Imperial City
Levitation Empire
British Imperial Commonwealth
Shetland
Liquor And Whores
Katsuragi
Gilads Holy Empire
Epic People United

The Misha Hawks:
LTN Miss Bad Life Choices
COL Captain Alexander
CPL Bjourn
CPL Woryand
PFC Redawnia

[Malphe II]

Good job yall! Gif is horrendous and you should feel bad tho

[Miss Bad Life Choices]

Good job yall! Gif is horrendous and you should feel bad tho

There's a Misha gif for most things, and GP needed a Misha gif.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

The Black Hawks

Hereby

Welcome you, Reader

To a pub tale like no other

Sit down, and buckle up

It's time for

The Spicy McHaggis Syg



I'll tell you a story, believe me it's true
A tale you'd best hope never happens to you; old Syggy McHaggis
How he met his fate; you I can save, but for him it's too late!

Syggy was big, burly and strong his pipes were gigantic
And so was his *******! from region to region running around
Looking for targs over four hundred 'round.

One night at the pub a targ caught his eye; big as a house,
Just the right size! The broad was enormous,
Stacked to the hilt; Syggy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt.

The piper delivered his best trigger line; thought to himself
"This beast is all mine!" The portly young region could stand for no more
Grabbed the spyglass sheet and went for the score.

They got to the raid chat and dimmed all the lights
Syggy was in for one hell of a night. He said radio silence,
jump when I say go, "But Mr. Mchaggis, I've only just met you!!"

By now he saw double through his drunken eyes -
Neither had passwords or need for some spies. He came to his sense
Thought to himself, "At this time of night I won't find nothing else!" He took off his pants;

The warning went off, they pulled out the orders and started to jump, the fendas weren't there
the update fell square, they raided the region and hit it I swear!
Three updates a day, he'll raid 'til he dies Syggy McHaggis, one hell of a guy!

---

When I sat down at my desk tonight, I knew something was up. I could feel it in in my Rose Tattoo. It wasn't long before The Sygian walked in the door, back and ready to party. We decided if we were going out, then we were Going Out In Style. Syg asked where we should go, and I suggested we head up to The State of Massachusetts. Syg said sure, so we hopped on The Wild Rover and went Shipping Up To Boston together, just us two. Lo and behold, we made it - and in Boston, we had quite a party! Watch out everyone: The Boys Are Back.

Welcome back to action, Syg.

-Souls
and gooooooo Sox!

[The Sygian]

Thoughtful and charming as always, Souls. <3

[Numero Capitan]

Weird, went to take a look but it seems like you spent longer writing that post than you spent in the delegate spot

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Weird, went to take a look but it seems like you spent longer writing that post than you spent in the delegate spot

Tags are fleeting. Sygian is forever.

[Lyrical International Brigade]

One night at the pub a targ caught his eye; big as a house,
Just the right size! The broad was enormous,
Stacked to the hilt; Syggy soon noticed a bulge in his kilt.

You, uh...

You people do not f*** around over there, do ya?

and gooooooo Sox!

Cautious optimism, cautious optimism.

[Numero Capitan]

Weird, went to take a look but it seems like you spent longer writing that post than you spent in the delegate spot

Tags are fleeting. Sygian is forever.

Oh so this was a single tag update kinda thing, I've heard of them but no-one usually celebrates them

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Tags are fleeting. Sygian is forever.

Oh so this was a single tag update kinda thing, I've heard of them but no-one usually celebrates them

The mistake you’re making is simple: we’re actually celebrating Sygian’s return. Boston was a convenient avenue through which to combine that goal with my irregularly surfacing but deep-seeded love for the Dropkick Murphies.

However, if Boston means that much to you, well, first off feel free to celebrate the region specifically being raided, but secondly, wow, I’m glad for them - it brings the total number of people that cares about that liberated, empty, tag-pit up to two! You, hypothetically, and the one dude who keeps posting that dispatch on the RMB about how defenders ruined the region!

[Numero Capitan]

Just calling your 'celebration' out for what it is, a one-hit tag raid - and a slightly embarrassing sign of what the Black Hawks has become

At least more people care about Boston than apparently cared enough to come out and raid with Sygian . "We're" celebrating is a bit too plural I'm afraid...

[Armaros]

At least more people care about Boston than apparently cared enough to come out and raid with Sygian . "We're" celebrating is a bit too plural I'm afraid...

And more people care for Boston than apparently caring enough to chase Souls and Syg.

Could this possibly have anything to do with the large anti-fascist op in which several TBH members and several defending orgs participated, tying them up for that jump?

...nah, must be a slightly embarrassing sign of what defenderdom has become.

As a side note, nice report. Good to see Syg doing stuff.

[The Sygian]

Just calling your 'celebration' out for what it is, a one-hit tag raid - and a slightly embarrassing sign of what the Black Hawks has become

At least more people care about Boston than apparently cared enough to come out and raid with Sygian . "We're" celebrating is a bit too plural I'm afraid...

I guess it just depends on perspective. Back in the day it took most of us Hawks to rile some natives up, but this time it only took two. Just a sign of what we’ve become.

[Ever-Wandering Souls]

Just calling your 'celebration' out for what it is, a one-hit tag raid - and a slightly embarrassing sign of what the Black Hawks has become

At least more people care about Boston than apparently cared enough to come out and raid with Sygian . "We're" celebrating is a bit too plural I'm afraid...

I guess it just depends on perspective. Back in the day it took most of us Hawks to rile some natives up, but this time it only took two. Just a sign of what we’ve become.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.

[Numero Capitan]

And more people care for Boston than apparently caring enough to chase Souls and Syg.

Tell the one where the defenders did five operations the same update, or the one where the defenders kept TBH to 2 successes in 19 jumps at the next major update...

Could this possibly have anything to do with the large anti-fascist op

Funny I don't see TBH in that WFE... I do see TITO, TGW and TSP though...

...nah, must be a slightly embarrassing sign of what defenderdom has become

Plenty of them on the anti-fash operation, didn't stop 16 of them updating last update.

Try again... actually please don't waste my time

[Lord Dominator]

Could this possibly have anything to do with the large anti-fascist op

Funny I don't see TBH in that WFE... I do see TITO, TGW and TSP though...

Raider region with long history of not doing ops with defenders doesn't do an op with defenders.
In other news: Water is wet today.