[TITLE] Are We Our Ancestors?
[VALIDITY] Nation must not be a monarchy, Nation must not be an autocracy
[DESCRIPTION] With the DNA-tests from My23AncestralHeritages.com rapidly growing in popularity, even you, @@LEADER@@, decided to send your precious saliva to complete strangers in a lab. Yet even before receiving the official results yourself, you and the entire country have learned from national headlines that you are distantly related to a feared Marche Noirian monarch from the 16th century, notorious for having fathered many, many, many bastards and killed just as many people.
[OPTIONS 1] "Madness runs in the blood. You all saw the finale of Throne of Games, people," tweets @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, one of your most vocal political opponents. "Before you know it, @@CAPITAL@@ will be a smoking ruin with @@LEADER@@ ruling the ashes. I propose a team of certified, well-trained and completely unbiased psychiatrists continuously monitor our head of state and report everything to us, the part-eh, I mean, the people."
[EFFECT 1] even @@LEADER@@’s bowel movements are public knowledge
[OPTION 2] "Don’t worry, @@LEADER@@, I don’t think you’re mad. You’re just special!" PM’s your Minister of Science and Research @@RANDOMNAME_2@@ over Twitcher. "Although, @@HE_1@@ does raise a good point. There’s a lot we could learn about a person from their DNA. Why don’t you buy all that data from My23AncestralHeritages and let my people thoroughly study it? From what I hear there’s many of our citizens in their database…"
[EFFECT 2] citizens are surprised to learn they are being treated for previously unknown genetic disorders
[OPTION 3] "There’s a mad opportunity here, @@LEADER@@," your Minister of Defense says, only then realizing what @@HE_3@@ said. "Eh, sorry, ‘bout that, but consider: this proves you’re the descendant of a sovereign of Marche Noir. That means YOU are the rightful ruler of their lands! Send our boys over to them and let’s claim what’s rightfully our-err, I mean, yours!"
[EFFECT 3] citizens try to get property for free by claiming ancestry to one of its obscure, long-dead landowners
[OPTION 4] "This is madness!" screeches Minister of Intelligence @@RANDOMNAME_4@@ as @@HE_4@@ emerges from behind a curtain in your office, startling the Defense Minister. "Why you ask? Because everyone is learning everything about everyone, and that’s my job! You need to ban companies like My23AncestralHeritages and drastically limit what information can be released to the public. Or do you want your enemies to know about your allergy to @@ANIMALPLURAL@@?"
[EFFECT 4] citizens find their names on their ID’s and passports redacted for security purposes
[OPTION 5] "It’s not only madness that’s running in your blood," chimes in your cousin and wannabe-aristocrat, adjusting his cheaply-made monocle. "It’s also royalty! I say, make use of it and reorganize @@NATION@@ into a monarchy. Sure, you can keep the constitution, the parliament and everything, but I will finally have to stop worrying about getting a job."
[EFFECT 5] the national budget is strained by @@LEADER@@’s unexpected coronation ceremony
[OPTION 6] "Are you mad?" says your cousin’s equally cheaply aristocratic twin in indignation. "Keep those dreadfully inefficient instruments of state intact? When we can have an absolute monarchy like great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand uncle in March Noir used to have?" he looks at you with a frightfully intense gaze in his eyes. "Make our ancestor of proud you, @@LEADER@@, and follow in his footsteps…"
[EFFECT 6] @@LEADER@@ shall go down in history as ‘The Mad Monarch’