Tinhampton wrote:Infringement of Every Rule For Proposals ActNo category. No effect. No strength. No optionality. No proposer. Just straight-forward proposal rule-breaking.
DESCRIPTION: Tinhamptonian Ambassador and Delegate to the World Assembly Alexander Smith,
Pointing out that Kryozerkia has compiled a list of Stuff Not To Do In General Assembly Proposals (a registered trademark of Max Barry) all by herself, which includes not exceeding 3,500 characters as well as everything listed above;
Stunned that Sierra Lyricalia and Umeria have created proposals in similar categories to this one which barely infringe any of the rules at all,
Understanding that all proposals must follow the general OSRS guides, which are being nonundisregardmentated as GA proposal rules for the purposes of this act, in addition to those about plagiarism and much of what is written about forien langages;
Currently considering an amendment bill which will enforce what is stated in the above paragraph, but which shall keep them in the NationStates Game statute book;
Assamblee võib hääletada see seaduseelnõu, mis ei ole resolutsiooni punkti:
- Breaches every General Assembly rule;
- Creates the third resolution since 3rd October 2016, A.D., dedicated to breaching every General Assembly rule;
- Banishes the Greek language, communitarianism, and Anglicanism from the world;
- Enforces the presence of at least one branch of McDonalds in every member nation;
- Breaches every General Assembly rule;
- Complies with every General Assembly rule;
- Mandates that all future General Assembly proposals break at least five rules for General Assembly proposals;
- Sets up a Committee for Enforcing Infringement, which will be manned by Sedgistan and at least 752 other members to serve two-week terms;
- Strongly encourages nations to use the forums and Regional Message-Boards whenever possible;
- Breaches every General Assembly rule;
- Commends Donald Bradman for his services to cricket;
- Points out that this resolution would not have been possible without GA#82;
- Noting that the "Hereby" line is written in Estonian with the help of Bing Translator, and makes no sense when putting it before most of these bullet points;
- Breaches every General Assembly rule;
- Forces the five Pacific regions to merge into one so-called "Super-Pacific" region;
- Protects this act from repeal in any circumstances whatsoever;
- Repeals both previous bills on the subject matter by Sierra Lyricalia and Umeria;
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- Encourages all nations to disregard this act;
- Noting that this bill has only been about 2,600 characters long up to now and has disregarded all rules that Alexander Smith considers as rules but those listed in the "Understanding" element of his description, and the rule that bans links to other websites, so let us do so now: If you want to find out more about cricket, click here. Now onto our next point;
- UNITED NATIONS!!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!!!NINETEENEIGHTYFOUR!!!!!!! It's illegal to talk about the United Nations in resolutions, amirite?;
- Mandates that all nations, and not just those in the WA, breahc dcent Enlis Gramma Roolz bah makin shah tha' too punkflucatation mahks be placened nexta each ovva, an' tha' words tha' an't wrods be consderied wrods;
- Encourages the Lancashire Accent to be the accent of choice for nations across the universe, hoping that one day it shall become THE standard English Accent;
- Crosses the sacred cow that is the 3,500-character limit that no proposal may exceed in this particular bullet point - I cannot overstate to you how much I have broke the rules, so check out how many characters this proposal is if you click here and paste the text of this resolution into the box, then clicking "Count Characters" to check this proposal's length, and I'm going to stop dragging on about character limits from now;
- Commends Yumyumsuppertime, USS Monitor and Old Tyrannia for doing excellent jobs as moderators, and the same for Kyrusia in his role as Game Moderator;
- Concludes on a high note by saying: "Mission accomplished. I've finally managed to break all the proposal rules I think are proposal rules without having to get cast into Modly Hellfire - and that is quite a lot of laws - and all in just 4,413 characters and twenty-eight bullet points!".
Graciousness must prevail at any cost! Liberate humans with the forces of decency, light and sense from the forces of darkness. There is a noble sorrow of siege wealth spectrum of arrows.