I have hit a blank on good title names, and Option 2's effect line needs a third thing to put in, or maybe a revamp. I've also written a second version that covers the same topic, but from nudity-compulsory nations. If it sounds like a better option, I'll put it up here as well.
Description
@@RANDOMNAME_1@@, an self-proclaimed @@DEMONYM@@ hippie, made headlines and racked up some cleaning bills last week by traveling on @@NAME@@'s public transport system completely nude, mostly due to the fact @@HE@@ hadn't showered in months.
Validity
Nudity allowed but not compulsory, Adult, Public Transport exists, Automobiles not banned
Co-Authored by Canyamel
Option 1
"You're like, totally cramping my vibe. There ain't nothing wrong with nudity in @@NAME@@!" proclaims @@RANDOMNAME_1@@, making your aides wince as @@HE@@ waltzes into the room buck-naked and dripping with sweat. Heaving his flabby mass into an antique chair, he continues: "Is this just because I was re-attuning myself to nature and not showering for a year? Not cool. The government must be in league with Big Car, making me buy some gas-guzzling nature-destroying monstrosity just to travel! Maybe if you provided eco-friendly wash areas for me to clean off, I might consider changing my ways."
Validity
All
Outcome
@@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ hippies are causing a stench on public transport
Option 2
"That doesn't stop @@HIM@@ from doing this again!" retorts your Minister for Transport. "We should mandate standards of hygiene and cleanliness that @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ must uphold in order to ride our public transport system. Think of how many @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ were forced to sit next to him, or, heaven forbid, had to occupy the sweat-drenched seat @@HE@@ left behind him!"
Validity
All
Outcome
the Public Transport service has hired sniffer dogs to check passengers for body odour
Option 3
"Aargh, my nose!" screams @@RANDOMNAME_2@@, who was forced to sit next to @@RANDOMNAME_1@@ on the hour-long bus ride. "I've showered 8 times and spent heaps of @@CURRENCY@@ on nasal spray but I can still smell it! Please, @@LEADER@@, ban nudity on our public transport system. Think of the children!"
Validity
All
Outcome
naturist @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ buy outfits just for their bus ride to work