Washington 2017: The U.S. Political Roleplay Pt. XII OOC

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

*Waits for the ambulance*

[Tallahassee News Station]

Unless he decided to take a nap Mateo should probably be conscious by now

[Alozia]

I honestly need to ask this - am I wrong for laughing whenever something bad happens to a character in this rp?

Like 90% of that stuff borders on comedy (at least for me)

[Tallahassee News Station]

I honestly need to ask this - am I wrong for laughing whenever something bad happens to a character in this rp?

Like 90% of that stuff borders on comedy (at least for me)

Some bad stuff is funny, moderate physical injury is decent slapstick. This one in particular was just much more said/depressing with an actual death

[Tallahassee News Station]

Now we see how much Mateo remembers,what he's going to say, and how believable he'll be

[Tallahassee News Station]

Wait, so he beat himself with a chair on the back of his head?

Weird fat suicidal mild contortionist

[Alozia]

Wait, so he beat himself with a chair on the back of his head?

Weird fat suicidal mild contortionist

He might have fallen on his head, idk.

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Wait, so he beat himself with a chair on the back of his head?

Weird fat suicidal mild contortionist

It's actually closer to the crown of the head, but he did it to make the possibility of him doing it to himself less obvious.

[Meelducan]

I feel bad for Tumb, everything bad always happens to her characters.

[Dentali]

Now we see how much Mateo remembers,what he's going to say, and how believable he'll be

His best defense is probably "I was in town for business and met this girl on tinder, she tried to rob me."

[Meelducan]

Even though his character model has changed, I like to imagine large Ted Cruz chasing a half-naked woman around an abandoned building then deciding to beat himself unconscious with a chair.

[Meelducan]

Also who are we waiting for at Norfolk?

[The World Capitalist Confederation]

Also who are we waiting for at Norfolk?

I don't know. If we're not waiting for anybody, I'll do Taylor before we all set off.

[Alozia]

Also who are we waiting for at Norfolk?

Hobbes is supposed to speak after Williams. It is my understanding that he hasn't yet spoken.

[Democratic Peoples republic of Kelvinsi]

Has New Mexico blown over yet, I am waiting on that before having Williams speak

[Tallahassee News Station]

I may save this joke for later.....

[Tallahassee News Station]

Has New Mexico blown over yet, I am waiting on that before having Williams speak

Ambulance can show up now

Hasn't blown over, I'm fine with holding off on Norfolk until it does, I think it'll be better with both of them if they don't go over each other

[Tallahassee News Station]

Even though his character model has changed, I like to imagine large Ted Cruz chasing a half-naked woman around an abandoned building then deciding to beat himself unconscious with a chair.

I don't know, the image of this guy doing it is pretty good too

[Uttland]

hello hello

[The Archipelago Territory]

hello hello

Your flag is 10/10

[Uttland]

hello hello

Your flag is 10/10

Of course, who could forget C̶̨̘̦͓̝̬̠̦̩̎̌̃̾̓͆͝o̷̡̭͙̗͛̍n̵̤̻̥̯̹͛͛̽̾̔́͗͘d̶͎̳͙̝̩̹͙̖̬̠̊͋̓o̶̧͒͆̎̀̓͒͝ḽ̶͉̘̟͙̥͔͚̥̖̿͌͑̇̈́̉̀͘͠͝ę̵̛̮̼̿̃̋̎̿͝e̸̢͎̺̦͈̝͒̀͑̎͑z̶̲̬̦͑̚͠â̴͉ ̴̬̪̂ ̶̬͉͓̟̣̰̬͓͗̈́͂̿̽͊̚R̸̮̣͍̿̎̔͊̃͌̄͘ḯ̵̤͓͚̳̦͝c̸̻͖̣̼̐̉̒̈͌͊̚è̶̡̫͖͇̹̬̼͍̾̀͆͛͗̍̂̀̽ Secretary of State of the Intergalactic Empire of Unitinu?

[The Archipelago Territory]

Your flag is 10/10

Of course, who could forget C̶̨̘̦͓̝̬̠̦̩̎̌̃̾̓͆͝o̷̡̭͙̗͛̍n̵̤̻̥̯̹͛͛̽̾̔́͗͘d̶͎̳͙̝̩̹͙̖̬̠̊͋̓o̶̧͒͆̎̀̓͒͝ḽ̶͉̘̟͙̥͔͚̥̖̿͌͑̇̈́̉̀͘͠͝ę̵̛̮̼̿̃̋̎̿͝e̸̢͎̺̦͈̝͒̀͑̎͑z̶̲̬̦͑̚͠â̴͉ ̴̬̪̂ ̶̬͉͓̟̣̰̬͓͗̈́͂̿̽͊̚R̸̮̣͍̿̎̔͊̃͌̄͘ḯ̵̤͓͚̳̦͝c̸̻͖̣̼̐̉̒̈͌͊̚è̶̡̫͖͇̹̬̼͍̾̀͆͛͗̍̂̀̽ Secretary of State of the Intergalactic Empire of Unitinu?

All hail Unitinu

[Bruke]

Arrgh, we’re pirates!

[Vaquas]

N E W

T H R E A D

[Meelducan]

Your flag is 10/10

Of course, who could forget C̶̨̘̦͓̝̬̠̦̩̎̌̃̾̓͆͝o̷̡̭͙̗͛̍n̵̤̻̥̯̹͛͛̽̾̔́͗͘d̶͎̳͙̝̩̹͙̖̬̠̊͋̓o̶̧͒͆̎̀̓͒͝ḽ̶͉̘̟͙̥͔͚̥̖̿͌͑̇̈́̉̀͘͠͝ę̵̛̮̼̿̃̋̎̿͝e̸̢͎̺̦͈̝͒̀͑̎͑z̶̲̬̦͑̚͠â̴͉ ̴̬̪̂ ̶̬͉͓̟̣̰̬͓͗̈́͂̿̽͊̚R̸̮̣͍̿̎̔͊̃͌̄͘ḯ̵̤͓͚̳̦͝c̸̻͖̣̼̐̉̒̈͌͊̚è̶̡̫͖͇̹̬̼͍̾̀͆͛͗̍̂̀̽ Secretary of State of the Intergalactic Empire of Unitinu?