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The USA's Guantanamo Bay prison in Cuba will replace waterboarding with the 100 hour version of the Pink Fong song "Baby Shark". This move has apparently been successful. As a result of this new torture method, 23 year old Gitmo detainee, Mahammud Bin Adbi, had revealed all of communications to ISIS, stating that the 72 virgins are not worth it, and that he'd rather spend eternity burning in hell then spending another minute listening to that f**king song. Russian prisoner and former Soviet Spy, Yurri Petrovski (aged 62), had stated the move was "cruel and unusual punishment, in direct violation of the 18th Ammendment (Of the USA's constitution)" and that he "much preferred the waterboarding". The move follows a 2011 trial, where the prison played the 10 hour version Nyan Cat, but didn't consider adopting the measure until now. I think that playing the 100 hour version of "baby shark" does indeed constitute cruel and unusal punishment, and if any of you have actually read this far, then I would like to know what you think of my attempt at satirical news. Anyways NSG, what do you think of all of this?
