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by **Ism** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 12:11 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Ism wrote:
I can respect such dedicated pedantism.

Thank you Ism <3
Though to be honest if I did have creative influence in Star Wars I would only fuck with small things because despite thinking I have great ideas how to make the Sith less ridiculous among other things I feel I would royally fuck up.

I'd probably go mad with power if given creative control of Star Wars. So many ideas...

by **Idzequitch** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:59 am

Korriban is superior to Moraband. No question.

by **Idzequitch** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:03 am

Ism wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Thank you Ism <3
Though to be honest if I did have creative influence in Star Wars I would only fuck with small things because despite thinking I have great ideas how to make the Sith less ridiculous among other things I feel I would royally fuck up.

I'd probably go mad with power if given creative control of Star Wars. So many ideas...

At least you'd be able to sympathize with ol' George and his giant box of "wizard" ideas.

by **Ameriganastan** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:07 am

New haven america wrote:
Fedel wrote:To the two posters above me: What are the names of your favorite character?

Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson.

I Googled that hoping to read about some obscure character I've never heard of. Rather let down it's just a Spongebob reference.

by **Idzequitch** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:13 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
New haven america wrote:Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson.

I Googled that hoping to read about some obscure character I've never heard of. Rather let down it's just a Spongebob reference.

If you'd like a real Star Wars character with a similarly long name, find Elan Sleazebaggano. Maybe he'll even let you have a death stick or two.

by **New haven america** » Sat Jul 13, 2019 4:19 am

Idzequitch wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:I Googled that hoping to read about some obscure character I've never heard of. Rather let down it's just a Spongebob reference.

If you'd like a real Star Wars character with a similarly long name, find Elan Sleazebaggano. Maybe he'll even let you have a death stick or two.

And if you want a utterly depressing story, look up TK-462.

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:47 am

Idzequitch wrote:Korriban is superior to Moraband. No question.

Question: How is Korriban superior to Moraband?

by **Ism** » Sun Jul 14, 2019 12:21 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Idzequitch wrote:Korriban is superior to Moraband. No question.

Question: How is Korriban superior to Moraband?

Every time I hear/see Moraband, I am reminded of preschool/grade school because mora sounds like the Hebrew word for teacher. It makes the name a bit narmy for me. Korriban does not suffer from this problem.

by **HC Eredivisie** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:30 am

But Koriban sounds a lot like Kuriboh while Moraband sounds like Morag, which is better.

by **-Ocelot-** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:56 am

Idzequitch wrote:Korriban is superior to Moraband. No question.

Maybe it's just KOTOR-fueled nostalgia but the name "Moraband" doesn't seem right for a planet like Korriban. I'm not sure why, it just isn't. Same for "Pesegam". And I don't get why such a unique location has to have it's name changed all the time. According to current canon, Korriban is the old name, Moraband is the new one. But why? I can't think of another planet that had it's name changed over time.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:01 pm

Was there not another planet called moraband in kotor ii

or was that malacor

by **Impaled Nazarene** » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:03 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Was there not another planet called moraband in kotor ii

or was that malacor

Malachor V yes. Which surprisingly IS mostly intact in canon.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 1:36 pm

so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:28 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

Im looking forward to it.

by **Jolthig** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:30 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

Im looking forward to it.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:31 pm

Jolthig wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Im looking forward to it.

Ah damn it, should have thought o that.

by **Ism** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:33 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

Im looking forward to it.

As am I. I'm running out of things to complain about.

by **Jolthig** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:35 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Jolthig wrote:

Ah damn it, should have thought o that.

Luckily I beat you to it.

by **Jolthig** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:36 pm

Ism wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Im looking forward to it.

As am I. I'm running out of things to complain about.

I hope whoever the Skywalker is, is Anakin himself to further fulfill his prophecy as the Chosen One. In spirit form of course. Maybe a spiritual battle between him and our old enemy, Palpy.

by **Andsed** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:28 pm

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

TBH I have to agree there. The trailer looked okay and I think JJ did a decent job with TFA.

by **Fedel** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:04 pm

Andsed wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

and I think JJ did a decent job with TFA.

Eh. If you call an inferior soft remake of ANH "decent" I guess.

by **The Empire of Pretantia** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 7:30 pm

Ism wrote:
The Empire of Pretantia wrote:Question: How is Korriban superior to Moraband?

Every time I hear/see Moraband, I am reminded of preschool/grade school because mora sounds like the Hebrew word for teacher. It makes the name a bit narmy for me. Korriban does not suffer from this problem.

Sounds like the Jews' problem, not Star Wars's :^)

by **Ism** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:41 pm

The Empire of Pretantia wrote:
Ism wrote:
Every time I hear/see Moraband, I am reminded of preschool/grade school because mora sounds like the Hebrew word for teacher. It makes the name a bit narmy for me. Korriban does not suffer from this problem.

Sounds like the Jews' problem, not Star Wars's :^)

I hope you're happy, you made Watto cry. You bastard.

by **Impaled Nazarene** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:36 pm

Andsed wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:so uh

the next star wars movie looks ok

TBH I have to agree there. The trailer looked okay and I think JJ did a decent job with TFA.

Disney forced JJ to play it safe with 7 but still did a "good" job, Rian shat himself with 8, and now JJ only has like 2.5 hours to unfuck 8 with 9.
The plane is already in a nosedive let's hope it pulls up and most of us survive the inevitable crash.

by **Idzequitch** » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:47 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
Andsed wrote:TBH I have to agree there. The trailer looked okay and I think JJ did a decent job with TFA.

Disney forced JJ to play it safe with 7 but still did a "good" job, Rian shat himself with 8, and now JJ only has like 2.5 hours to unfuck 8 with 9.
The plane is already in a nosedive let's hope it pulls up and most of us survive the inevitable crash.

This is very much my attitude towards IX as well.

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