NATIONAL TRAGEDY: His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic has died
SILCENDA, NORTH BAGGNAGIA – And now a Special Statement from the announcer of BCBA (Baggnagian Central Broadcasting Agency):
Fellow North Baggnagians,
I come to you with my heart covered in blood and my soul crushed. I bring horrific news and I am not sure I can go through this without breaking down and sobbing in pain. But I must and I will try. His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic, Our Beloved Leader, Our Kind and Caring Father of the Baggnagian nation. The Great Leader…the Great Leader has left us. The Chief of State has passed on. Oh God……Oh no……
The Great Leader has warned us all that this part of the prophecy may come true though we prayed it never would. We prayed that His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic would lead us until the end of time and into whatever battle that awaits us. The forces of darkness have attacked the Great Leader but His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic did not succumb. The Great Leader did what the Great Leader was supposed to do and what the Great Leader had warned us about. His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic warned us that the Great Leader would have to abandon this realm of reality to face the forces of darkness on another plane of existence. But the Great Leader said that he would not leave us forever. His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic has abandoned the physical form that the Great Leader was in but promised to return to us in a new vessel that the Great Leader has selected.
Before His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic returns to us in a new vessel the Great Leader has chosen we shall pay respects to the physical form we have come to know the Great Leader by. The physical form of His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic. The Great Leader’s Cabinet, the Consultative Assembly of North Baggnagia and the Army Generals will further instruct us all on the proceedings of escorting His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic out of this life and laying the Great Leader’s previous physical form to rest. The Great Leader’s Cabinet, the Consultative Assembly of North Baggnagia and the Army Generals will then guide us and await together with us the return of the Great Leader to our realm in a new form. It will be in the body of the successor that His Beloved Excellency Chief of State Fran Hapenic has chosen as the Great Leader had taught us before. The Great Leader always thought of everything in advance.