Preventing the Spread of Disease
Category: Regulation || Area of Effect: Safety || Proposed by: Wallenburg
Understanding that the health of all people depends greatly on the organisms they interact with,
Recognizing that several species of marsupials are known to suffer from serious epidemics of disease, and that all instances of marsupials are incredibly vicious or generally disgusting,
Convinced that this international body cannot reconcile the continued existence of diseased or otherwise dangerous populations of marsupials with public health and safety,
The World Assembly hereby:
Defines "marsupial" as any of the various brutal, soulless, nonsentient mammals that carry young in a pouch,
Requires member states to remove marsupials from all inhabited areas within their jurisdiction, and to expediently quarantine marsupials in high-security closed environments,
Restricts reproduction among these quarantined marsupials to that which member states or the entities overseeing the reproduction can prove to further legitimate scientific or educational interests,
Mandates the removal of some vital organ from any marsupial released from quarantine,
Urges member states to provide priority medical and hospice care to those children directly exposed to marsupials for any prolonged period of time,
Recommends that member states license inhabitants to hunt and destroy marsupial populations, especially those encroaching on inhabited areas,
Establishes the Marsupial Extermination Advancement Nexus, a centralized body of information on the nature of marsupials, the dangers they pose to the inhabitants of member states, and the safest and most effective methods of neutralizing individual instances.