[TITLE] A Long Standing Tradition
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with a year's free supply of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale, as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the supply.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and the accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if @@HE(1)@@ drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to bail @@HIM(1)@@ out again? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with a year's free supply of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale, as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the supply.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and the accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if @@HE(1)@@ drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to bail @@HIM(1)@@ out again? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[TITLE] A Long Standing Tradition
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with a year's free supply of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale, as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the supply.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and the accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if @@HE(1)@@ drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund @@HIS(1)@@ Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with a year's free supply of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale, as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the supply.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as @@HE@@ takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and the accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if @@HE(1)@@ drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund @@HIS(1)@@ Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[TITLE] A Long Standing Tradition
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with 120 free kegs of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale - usually a year's supply - as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the provision.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as she takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and his accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if she drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund Her Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery provided the Mayor of @@CAPITAL@@ with 120 free kegs of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale - usually a year's supply - as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the provision.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as she takes a swig from a hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and his accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if she drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund Her Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[TITLE] A Long Standing Tradition
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery in @@ANIMAL@@ City provided the Mayor with 120 free kegs of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale - usually a year's supply - as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the provision.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as she takes a swig from her hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and his accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if she drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund Her Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more
[DESCRIPTION] A local brewery in @@ANIMAL@@ City provided the Mayor with 120 free kegs of their famous Old @@ANIMAL@@ ale - usually a year's supply - as has been the tradition for many years. However, the current mayor has consumed the lot in just two months and taxpayers are now being asked to replenish the provision.
[VALIDITY] allows alcohol
[OPTION] "I know this makes me look like a drunk, but I assure you I'm not," pleads Mayor @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, as she takes a swig from her hip-flask. "I host a lot of diplomatic parties and my guests expect a certain level of hospitality. Just last week I was hosting the Smalltopian ambassador and his accompanying entourage, and boy can those Smalltopians drink! @@LEADER@@, you must get the taxpayers to replenish the mayoral supply, think of the diplomatic embarrassment of dry events... hic!"
[EFFECT] everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties
[OPTION] "We have to pay for their booze now as well?" questions @@RANDOMNAME@@, a social activist, who is always scrutinising politicians' expenses. "What if she drinks the whole lot in another two months? Will the suffering taxpayer have to continue to fund Her Worship's excesses? If politicians can't go five minutes without a drink, then they're not fit for office. Ban all alcohol on government premises."
[EFFECT] visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub
[OPTION] "I have an idea," interjects @@RANDOMNAME@@, a hobo, who's been listening in on your conversation from the bench outside your window. "Why doesn't the government provide free booze for everyone? That would be nice."
[EFFECT] no one is worried about government policies any more