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Favorite Thrones of Britannia Faction?

The Anglo-Saxons
28
37%
The Welsh Kingdoms
16
21%
The Gaels
12
16%
The Great Viking Army
11
15%
The Viking Sea Kings
8
11%
 
Total votes : 75

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Postby Andsed » Sat May 25, 2019 4:05 pm

Been playing three kingdoms I love it. The romance mode with your awesome heroes is great and I love that the relationships between characters change and can effect game play. The diplomacy and espionage are so much deeper and I also love the fact that there our other ways to win aside from simple conquest. And the battles are still as fun as ever and the duels and the powers of your heros have given it some new refreshing depth.

It is very different than some of the older games but honestly I don't think that matters very much.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat May 25, 2019 6:16 pm

Andsed wrote:Been playing three kingdoms I love it. The romance mode with your awesome heroes is great and I love that the relationships between characters change and can effect game play. The diplomacy and espionage are so much deeper and I also love the fact that there our other ways to win aside from simple conquest. And the battles are still as fun as ever and the duels and the powers of your heros have given it some new refreshing depth.

It is very different than some of the older games but honestly I don't think that matters very much.

Some great positivity! I wish i would get it at a discount or as a gift, money has been tight after I built my new pc. I'm already downloading Rome 2 then next I'll try Attila which was the first game that lagged way more than it should have.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon May 27, 2019 3:10 pm

Yeoooo first campaign victory as liu Bei

Very fun experience, im quite liking this game so far. Thinking of who to play as next, might go with one of the yellow turbans.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon May 27, 2019 3:16 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeoooo first campaign victory as liu Bei

Very fun experience, im quite liking this game so far. Thinking of who to play as next, might go with one of the yellow turbans.

Lu Bu
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Mon May 27, 2019 3:18 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeoooo first campaign victory as liu Bei

Very fun experience, im quite liking this game so far. Thinking of who to play as next, might go with one of the yellow turbans.

Lu Bu

But that would mean killing... THE DONG.
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Mon May 27, 2019 3:25 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:
Impaled Nazarene wrote:Lu Bu

But that would mean killing... THE DONG.

Imperator Rome-Three Kingdoms crossover: ya Boi vs. the Dong
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon May 27, 2019 3:28 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:But that would mean killing... THE DONG.

Imperator Rome-Three Kingdoms crossover: ya Boi vs. the Dong

Whoever wins we all lose.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
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Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Mon May 27, 2019 6:12 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:How does one WRE in Atilla?

I want to try it because i hate myself.

Aggressively.

You need to consolidate the British Isles and Africa immediately. Pick a religion and stick with it, push it hard. I recommend Graeco-Roman Paganism - the short-term losses do not outweigh the long-term benefits of no-upkeep religious buildings and that point of free sanitation. Lower taxes and raise armies - limitanei and their successors can hold off the early barbarian invasions if used right. Keep peace with the ERE. Punish the Quadi immediately - they will wreck you if allowed to grow. Raid the Germans regularly - the plunder will keep the border tribes weak and give you desperately needed upkeep money. Do not allow hordes of any significant size in your lands early on - levy from them and destroy them as soon as you can. Spain and Italy don't need defenses, and neither will Africa once you consolidate it. Keep the borders strong. Don't be afraid to raze troublesome enemies - only your own lands are sacred. Keep armies for punitive expeditions.
United Muscovite Nations wrote:As long as you withdraw the legion from Britain to France, you can hold the Rhine.

Fucking ridiculous.

You have to push Britain and Ireland early so you have a base to distract the fucking Vikings. Otherwise holding the Rhine is impossible. They pour in along the coast otherwise.


Great Houses of Xie wrote:I finished WRE on Legendary a whiiiiiiile back. Held onto Britain with minimal effort and eventually took all the isles, despite the army stationed in that area shifting back and forth between isles and mainland constantly.

Can't reiterate enough that you gotta get rid of the stupid Christian buildings in favor of sanitation and public order. Or any buildings that require upkeep, really, lol, cuz the WRE economy is so terribru. And, yeah, what someone else pointed out; fight literally every battle to bleed the AI wherever possible, with a focus on completely killing units, not just causing casualties across numerous units. If you can win, that's even better, since the AI seems to enjoy burning settlements down, thus increasing immigration and making public order terribru.

I'm fairly certain my eastern border was an utter mess; I think two entire provinces were burnt down before I could control the situation. Somehow, I managed to retain Illyria and its handydandy trade ports.

It's a helluva slog, fighting every. single. battle. because you must absolutely be in tiptop condition to always fight off the next barbarian horde, the next wave of rebellion, the next warlike neighbor. There are so many enemies everywhere, that definitely I had to beat up an opponent, peace them out and have them pay me big bucks, then turn around and march to beat down the next enemy to get them to pay up. I think by the time the third or fourth barbarian horde was dead, there should be few enough stronk enemies around to look to expanding for real again.


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Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

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Postby Bloodshade » Tue May 28, 2019 12:02 am

The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeoooo first campaign victory as liu Bei

Very fun experience, im quite liking this game so far. Thinking of who to play as next, might go with one of the yellow turbans.


I also just got Liu Bei victory a while ago! My first ever 3K victory! Guan Yu and Zhang Fei carried my battles more times than I could count!

Biggest nuisance in my campaign was Cao Cao and CA suprisingly made him act like the real double-crosser that he is in diplomacy. Just when I was on the verge of defeating him, he became the vassal of Yuan Shao who descended upon me and Kong Rong with the fury of his many vassals. After a long slogfest with Yuan, I ended up pushing him back hard and guess what, Cao Cao declares war on Yuan Shao and indirectly helped me take what's left of his territory.

Cao Cao was the highlight of my campaign and I've never felt the multitude of emotions that I did during my first Liu Bei campaign. I've never had such a crazy TW historical experience for a long time now.

Even though Cao Cao lost in the end, my man is pretty much the 'Littlefinger' of China.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue May 28, 2019 2:25 am

Bloodshade wrote:
The Huskar Social Union wrote:Yeoooo first campaign victory as liu Bei

Very fun experience, im quite liking this game so far. Thinking of who to play as next, might go with one of the yellow turbans.


I also just got Liu Bei victory a while ago! My first ever 3K victory! Guan Yu and Zhang Fei carried my battles more times than I could count!

Biggest nuisance in my campaign was Cao Cao and CA suprisingly made him act like the real double-crosser that he is in diplomacy. Just when I was on the verge of defeating him, he became the vassal of Yuan Shao who descended upon me and Kong Rong with the fury of his many vassals. After a long slogfest with Yuan, I ended up pushing him back hard and guess what, Cao Cao declares war on Yuan Shao and indirectly helped me take what's left of his territory.

Cao Cao was the highlight of my campaign and I've never felt the multitude of emotions that I did during my first Liu Bei campaign. I've never had such a crazy TW historical experience for a long time now.

Even though Cao Cao lost in the end, my man is pretty much the 'Littlefinger' of China.

Cao Cao was such a fucking dick in my game as well lol he kept going to war with me and then vassalising himself to someone else in the south (not Yuan Shao tho who was also a pain but the likes of Sun Cee tc) and then ganging up on me with the overlord a few years later when i was fighting someone else

Killed his wife though and turned him into a vassal before he died so fuck him i won.
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Postby Forsher » Tue May 28, 2019 2:59 am

Conserative Morality wrote:
United Muscovite Nations wrote:As long as you withdraw the legion from Britain to France, you can hold the Rhine.

Fucking ridiculous.

You have to push Britain and Ireland early so you have a base to distract the fucking Vikings. Otherwise holding the Rhine is impossible. They pour in along the coast otherwise.


What do you mean by push?

Is this push them out the door/kick them to the kerb? Or push them hard/build them up?
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Postby The Krogan » Tue May 28, 2019 8:26 am

When you've spent half your campaign developing a kick ass group of generals together only for one of them to gain a conflicting trait with the others... :(
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Postby The Krogan » Tue May 28, 2019 9:43 pm

Well just had a funny little plot twist in my Three Kingdoms campaign as the bandit queen, Yuan Shao started a coalition with me titled "Against the Barbarians". Is that his default coalition name or something?
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Postby Kannap » Wed May 29, 2019 2:03 pm

I want Three Kingdoms but I don't want to pay $60, so I'll have to wait a while.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Wed May 29, 2019 2:47 pm

Started a new game as Gong Du, one of the yellow Turban fellas, in records mode as well. Bit of a different playstyle, diplomacy basically amounts to asking people not to fucking murder you for wearing yellow and thats it, though ive heard once they become more powerful the yellow turban lords get access to more traditional diplomacy stuff. But yeah not bad so far.

Also started a new romance game as the Bandit Queen.
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Postby Andsed » Thu May 30, 2019 2:45 pm

Just won my Kong Rong romance game. I found it really enjoyable with the more economic and such focus.

The biggest pain in my ass was definitely motherfucking Cao Cao. The dick started multiple proxy wars involving my allies which drew me in and whenever I was done beating his ass and was about to finally end him he made himself a vassal of some other powerful warlord who then came to beat my ass.

Seriously Three Kingdoms just feels so much more complex than previous total war games and I love it.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 30, 2019 2:46 pm

Man people really do not like the colour yellow.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu May 30, 2019 2:50 pm

bought 3k now to play my first game as He Yi since i can't play as Dong Zhou.
Wow battles are fucking hard.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 30, 2019 2:51 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:bought 3k now to play my first game as He Yi since i can't play as Dong Zhou.

Defeat him in battle or become emperor and you unlock him.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Thu May 30, 2019 3:36 pm

Fuck me this game is eye torture, let me know if a dark theme mod comes out because all this white is blinding.
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu May 30, 2019 3:50 pm

Impaled Nazarene wrote:Fuck me this game is eye torture, let me know if a dark theme mod comes out because all this white is blinding.

Records mode is a bit darker in colour scheme but not by much, mainly in the battles from my experience.
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:05 am

This game is really good but my enjoyment is limited because of how different it is from your standard total war game. I have a lot to learn and this learning curve seems steep by total war standards.

Playing Cao Cao because he's recommended as super easy. I just formed a coalition with Sun Jian who is blobbing better than I am. Having knowledge of the Three Kingdoms period would probably help me a lot and prevent me from doing something idiotic
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:47 am

Impaled Nazarene wrote:This game is really good but my enjoyment is limited because of how different it is from your standard total war game. I have a lot to learn and this learning curve seems steep by total war standards.

Playing Cao Cao because he's recommended as super easy. I just formed a coalition with Sun Jian who is blobbing better than I am. Having knowledge of the Three Kingdoms period would probably help me a lot and prevent me from doing something idiotic

Sun Jian in my experience can die pretty damn quickly, but he is the southernmost lord you can play as, and he only has to deal with the Han Empire for the most part, so he can blob out of control a bit. His son Sun Ce was a major pain in the ass for me in my Liu Bei game because he owned near everything south of the Yangtze river alongside Cao Cao.
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Postby Chan Island » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:07 am

Benn hearing and reading a lot of good things about 3 kingdoms. Would you lot recommend it?
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Postby Impaled Nazarene » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:12 am

Chan Island wrote:Benn hearing and reading a lot of good things about 3 kingdoms. Would you lot recommend it?

I do yes but it sadly limits who you can start as due to the steep learning curve and unusual difficulty
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Kiaculta wrote:Oh, Kar, you silly sack of shit.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Bickering ist krieg.
Infected Mushroom wrote:isn't this a bit extreme?
Finland SSR wrote:"Many dictatorships are oligarchies.
Many democracies are oligarchies.
Therefore, many dictatorships are democracies."

-said no one ever. I made these words up.
Genivaria wrote:"WHY!? Why do this!? Thousands of planets and trillions of innocent lives gone! For what!?"
"It seemed like fun at the time."

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