NFL Thread v2: The 2020 NFL Season!

[Caliphate of Harlem]

Boxing! I take it you are from across the ocean where boxing is still good?

Anyway local team is arbitrary. Look up the histories of the teams, their rosters, jerseys, etc.
I recommend the Cleveland Browns they were juggernauts 50 years ago but after they were screwed over by their owner became the worst team in all of sports, but now they are a hungry young team with massive upside and are just so likable.


As for a game you should try Super Bowl XLIII (43) between the Arizona Cardinals (historically the worst team in American Sports) and The Pittsburgh Steelers (Who up until last year were the most successful team post merger).
It's got a great narrative of a hot team led by legendary quarterback in Kurt Warner making his career comeback leading his team in several upsets. It has a team with the youngest coach in the league and a quarterback with a monkey on his back after finishing one of the toughest schedules in football history.

The game also happens to feature a wide variety of Football's rules and mechanics like
Challenges
Interceptions
Fumbles
Safety
The rules of catching

It's filled with great moments like
The best catch of all time
a 4th quarter comeback
the best receiver in the league with a go ahead score
the longest play in super bowl history

The players are incredible too
A hall of fame quarterback
The best receiver in the league
The toughest defense in the league
A receiver who can catch the most ridiculous passes
Young players with a lot to prove

Granted I am biassed by being a Steelers fan but even so I believe this is one of the best games of all time.

I live in the Middle East. Boxing’s always been a little bipolar, we have our ups and downs. I think there’s a lot of talent in the States right now, unfortunately a lot of good fighters don’t get a lot of public exposure and I sense there’s not much interest anyway. I have to admit I used to loathe football. Maybe I blamed it for my own sport’s state? NFL was becoming very popular at a time when boxing was banned by the NCAA and shoved off television. Then the whole concussion crisis came over and you start reading all these stories about football players going back out on the field with broken bones and playing while they’re basically punch drunk, that takes a lot of heart and nerve. The take away from that was that I think the two sports share a common problems: more and more parents don’t want they’re kids strapping on helmets or lacing up gloves and brain damage is a persistent issue.

We do have a tiny football league here, it’s mostly run by American expats but it’s pretty diverse overall. I think a lot of them are people who used to play it in high school or college. I’m not sure how good they are quality wise, but it’s fair to say they’re not winning a super bowl anytime soon. I don’t think football can really compete with soccer here, especially with the World Cup being in Qatar. The NBA have had more success promoting their sport here than the NFL, maybe because basketball have global superstars like Michael Jordan, most people know who MJ is even if they don’t follow the NBA but couldn’t name you a single football player, the NFL doesn’t really have that big world famous star. The great thing about a small league is you can get a ‘ringside’ seat right up close and see the action live from the ground, it doesn’t have that stadium atmosphere you guys have in the States but hey beggars can’t be choosers.

[Kohr]

Hi there! So, I’m a newbie to NFL and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a classic game for a first time football virgin to watch. Preferably something violent and dramatic with a good back story. I was raised in a household where boxing was the only sport that mattered so I’m finding it hard getting into a team sport. I don’t even have a local team to root for. Any advice you guys could give would be appreciated.

Come be a miserable Vikings fan like me!

[Idzequitch]

Hi there! So, I’m a newbie to NFL and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a classic game for a first time football virgin to watch. Preferably something violent and dramatic with a good back story. I was raised in a household where boxing was the only sport that mattered so I’m finding it hard getting into a team sport. I don’t even have a local team to root for. Any advice you guys could give would be appreciated.

Come be a miserable Vikings fan like me!

Of all the teams they could choose, that's one I wouldn't complain too hard about. Though I would also gladly welcome any new Steeler fans.

But then again, it's not a great time to join the fandom, as we're currently recovering from being the league's hottest mess.

[Impaled Nazarene]

Come be a miserable Vikings fan like me!

Of all the teams they could choose, that's one I wouldn't complain too hard about. Though I would also gladly welcome any new Steeler fans.

But then again, it's not a great time to join the fandom, as we're currently recovering from being the league's hottest mess.

Yeah, they should probably root for a less toxic team

Here's a list of them and why
New England Patriots: Everyone is an asshole from the owner down to the infants wearing onesies. Obnoxious winners, toxic fanbase, are regularly accused of cheating, have heavy favoritism from the league and the referees, and more

New York Jets: Miserable fan base that is doomed to hate itself until they crap out a championship, players hate being on the Jets, coaches hate being hired by the jets, the team is incapable of drafting talent consistently

Pittsburgh Steelers: The biggest drama show in sports since the Kobe Bryant Lakers. Even when they aren't infected with drama they play down to their competition and choke away vital games. Their QB is a rapist.

Denver Broncos: This team became relevant for the first time this past decade and after winning the second most boring Super Bowl became one of the most arrogant teams in the league. They are ran by a man so full of himself that he sent his own head back in time to the 1980s and shoved it up his own ass.

Dallas Cowboys: Make New England look humble, are ran by the most vicious man in the business, corrupt as all hell, regularly allow severe criminal behavior by the players, unsurpassed arrogance, wear white jerseys in 99% of their games.

San Diego Chargers (Los Angeles Chargers): Fucked over their entire city and fanbase by crying foul and running away to Los Angeles where they now play in a minor league soccer stadium only to choke year in and year out, led by the most overrated quarterback in the league who is guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, have an easy schedule every year and make the playoffs because their conference is a joke, just look up the phrase "Fuck You Spanos"

Every team has its faults but these are the most egregious.

[Luminesa]

How do you mention toxic teams and not mention the Oakland Raiders?

[Greater vakolicci haven]

Of all the teams they could choose, that's one I wouldn't complain too hard about. Though I would also gladly welcome any new Steeler fans.

But then again, it's not a great time to join the fandom, as we're currently recovering from being the league's hottest mess.

Yeah, they should probably root for a less toxic team

Here's a list of them and why
New England Patriots: Everyone is an asshole from the owner down to the infants wearing onesies. Obnoxious winners, toxic fanbase, are regularly accused of cheating, have heavy favoritism from the league and the referees, and more

New York Jets: Miserable fan base that is doomed to hate itself until they crap out a championship, players hate being on the Jets, coaches hate being hired by the jets, the team is incapable of drafting talent consistently

Pittsburgh Steelers: The biggest drama show in sports since the Kobe Bryant Lakers. Even when they aren't infected with drama they play down to their competition and choke away vital games. Their QB is a rapist.

Denver Broncos: This team became relevant for the first time this past decade and after winning the second most boring Super Bowl became one of the most arrogant teams in the league. They are ran by a man so full of himself that he sent his own head back in time to the 1980s and shoved it up his own ass.

Dallas Cowboys: Make New England look humble, are ran by the most vicious man in the business, corrupt as all hell, regularly allow severe criminal behavior by the players, unsurpassed arrogance, wear white jerseys in 99% of their games.

San Diego Chargers (Los Angeles Chargers): Fucked over their entire city and fanbase by crying foul and running away to Los Angeles where they now play in a minor league soccer stadium only to choke year in and year out, led by the most overrated quarterback in the league who is guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, have an easy schedule every year and make the playoffs because their conference is a joke, just look up the phrase "Fuck You Spanos"

Every team has its faults but these are the most egregious.

I actually quite admire the way the cowboys are ran. Jerry Jones cares about his team; not the league, not the image, not the press or the PR, his team and his players.

[Impaled Nazarene]

How do you mention toxic teams and not mention the Oakland Raiders?

They're actually quite likable. A shame that right now they're the ugliest shit in the league, impossible to root for and only going to get worse. In that brief period of the Del Rio Raiders I liked them because they reminded me of the old raiders. A bad guy, a heel etc. Mark Davis is just desperate, broke, and possibly stupid but he's not malicious.

I actually quite admire the way the cowboys are ran. Jerry Jones cares about his team; not the league, not the image, not the press or the PR, his team and his players.

While mostly true wouldn't you agree his meddlesome nature and stubbornness have hurt the Cowboys

[Greater vakolicci haven]

How do you mention toxic teams and not mention the Oakland Raiders?

They're actually quite likable. A shame that right now they're the ugliest shit in the league, impossible to root for and only going to get worse. In that brief period of the Del Rio Raiders I liked them because they reminded me of the old raiders. A bad guy, a heel etc. Mark Davis is just desperate, broke, and possibly stupid but he's not malicious.

I actually quite admire the way the cowboys are ran. Jerry Jones cares about his team; not the league, not the image, not the press or the PR, his team and his players.

While mostly true wouldn't you agree his meddlesome nature and stubbornness have hurt the Cowboys

I think it's the fault of the other owners. Jones knows how much shit is in the league right now, and how it's ran by the PR people rather than the people who actually care about football. I get the impression he cares far more about what's happening on the pitch than how many people are watching ESPN, and that's what's needed in a club owner. He should be commissioner.

[The Cow and Dairy Isles]

If we’re going toxic teams, I think the whole AFC east is a mess. But first let me state my bias as a bills fan (it’s our year)

Patriots and Jets described above

Dolphins have some cheap players and are a very toxic organization. Gase failed to change culture and everyone still brags about a play that got them to beat the pats even thought they went 7-9 and had some cheap hits on Josh Allen in Week 17. Glad they cut Tannehill and I think Fitzpatrick is a needed veteran presence on their team.

The bills have sucked for the 21st century in its entirety, with only one playoffs on a fluke play. Our defense is stellar though. Also our fans break way to many tables and get way to drunk before games.

[Greater vakolicci haven]

If we’re going toxic teams, I think the whole AFC east is a mess. But first let me state my bias as a bills fan (it’s our year)

Patriots and Jets described above

Dolphins have some cheap players and are a very toxic organization. Gase failed to change culture and everyone still brags about a play that got them to beat the pats even thought they went 7-9 and had some cheap hits on Josh Allen in Week 17. Glad they cut Tannehill and I think Fitzpatrick is a needed veteran presence on their team.

The bills have sucked for the 21st century in its entirety, with only one playoffs on a fluke play. Our defense is stellar though. Also our fans break way to many tables and get way to drunk before games.

You need it if you support a shit game. I had half a pint of vodka before I went to watch the giants and that made it nearly bearable.

[The Cow and Dairy Isles]

To be fair, yeah but I think the steep increase in chiropractor visits after each game needs to be addressed. (The county banned plastic tables from the field but that didn’t stop people)

[The Cow and Dairy Isles]

Hi there! So, I’m a newbie to NFL and I was wondering if anyone could recommend a classic game for a first time football virgin to watch. Preferably something violent and dramatic with a good back story. I was raised in a household where boxing was the only sport that mattered so I’m finding it hard getting into a team sport. I don’t even have a local team to root for. Any advice you guys could give would be appreciated.

A pretty good game between legends that wasn’t a shootout is
Dolphins @ Bills, AFC Divisonal 1990

Or if you want to see a close game with some legends in it may I recommend
Bills @ Browns, AFC Divisional 1989

[Impaled Nazarene]

If we’re going toxic teams, I think the whole AFC east is a mess. But first let me state my bias as a bills fan (it’s our year)

Patriots and Jets described above

Dolphins have some cheap players and are a very toxic organization. Gase failed to change culture and everyone still brags about a play that got them to beat the pats even thought they went 7-9 and had some cheap hits on Josh Allen in Week 17. Glad they cut Tannehill and I think Fitzpatrick is a needed veteran presence on their team.

The bills have sucked for the 21st century in its entirety, with only one playoffs on a fluke play. Our defense is stellar though. Also our fans break way to many tables and get way to drunk before games.

I wouldn't compare the Phins to any of the teams i listed. They're only really obnoxious about muh undefeated season. They may be a running joke but they still have dignity (unlike the Jets) atleast they aren't trying to fuck over the fans (like the Chargers). Bad management alone doesn't put them on par with the other teams.

[Jerzylvania]

How do you mention toxic teams and not mention the Oakland Raiders?

Definitely add them.

But never forget the damned Zebras. They are toxic for every team but the Krafty (get naked with a couple ol' Florida hoes) New England Pats.

[Jerzylvania]

If we’re going toxic teams, I think the whole AFC east is a mess. But first let me state my bias as a bills fan (it’s our year)

Patriots and Jets described above

Dolphins have some cheap players and are a very toxic organization. Gase failed to change culture and everyone still brags about a play that got them to beat the pats even thought they went 7-9 and had some cheap hits on Josh Allen in Week 17. Glad they cut Tannehill and I think Fitzpatrick is a needed veteran presence on their team.

The bills have sucked for the 21st century in its entirety, with only one playoffs on a fluke play. Our defense is stellar though. Also our fans break way to many tables and get way to drunk before games.

You need it if you support a shit game. I had half a pint of vodka before I went to watch the giants and that made it nearly bearable.

Did you hold on to the empty vodka bottle after? If so, that's a wise move. May need it to defend yourself among the crowd of drunks.

[Luminesa]

Yeah, they should probably root for a less toxic team

Here's a list of them and why
New England Patriots: Everyone is an asshole from the owner down to the infants wearing onesies. Obnoxious winners, toxic fanbase, are regularly accused of cheating, have heavy favoritism from the league and the referees, and more

New York Jets: Miserable fan base that is doomed to hate itself until they crap out a championship, players hate being on the Jets, coaches hate being hired by the jets, the team is incapable of drafting talent consistently

Pittsburgh Steelers: The biggest drama show in sports since the Kobe Bryant Lakers. Even when they aren't infected with drama they play down to their competition and choke away vital games. Their QB is a rapist.

Denver Broncos: This team became relevant for the first time this past decade and after winning the second most boring Super Bowl became one of the most arrogant teams in the league. They are ran by a man so full of himself that he sent his own head back in time to the 1980s and shoved it up his own ass.

Dallas Cowboys: Make New England look humble, are ran by the most vicious man in the business, corrupt as all hell, regularly allow severe criminal behavior by the players, unsurpassed arrogance, wear white jerseys in 99% of their games.

San Diego Chargers (Los Angeles Chargers): Fucked over their entire city and fanbase by crying foul and running away to Los Angeles where they now play in a minor league soccer stadium only to choke year in and year out, led by the most overrated quarterback in the league who is guaranteed to choke in the playoffs, have an easy schedule every year and make the playoffs because their conference is a joke, just look up the phrase "Fuck You Spanos"

Every team has its faults but these are the most egregious.

I actually quite admire the way the cowboys are ran. Jerry Jones cares about his team; not the league, not the image, not the press or the PR, his team and his players.

Jerry Jones may in fact be the Devil Incarnate, who sits upon a crooked, frozen throne at the Ninth Circle of Hell hidden under the Cowboys Stadium. Or an immortal evil wizard who steals the souls of innocent football fans in order to remain alive and powerful.

[Ranoria]

https://arrowheadaddict.com/2019/04/18/ ... ons/amp/4/

I understand that this article is on a Chiefs-biased site, but if you guys read through, he’s projecting one team to put up over 30 on their toothless defense, and a 15-1 record despite not having as many quality players offensively. Also projecting only one of their wins to be by less than 10. It’s kind of annoying.

[Jerzylvania]

https://arrowheadaddict.com/2019/04/18/kansas-city-chiefs-game-by-game-early-2019-schedule-predictions/amp/4/

I understand that this article is on a Chiefs-biased site, but if you guys read through, he’s projecting one team to put up over 30 on their toothless defense, and a 15-1 record despite not having as many quality players offensively. Also projecting only one of their wins to be by less than 10. It’s kind of annoying.

I believe Jaylon Dodson is Homer Simpson's pen name.
No worries, Ran. Some of these cartoon characters say the damnedest things.

[Dresderstan]

https://arrowheadaddict.com/2019/04/18/kansas-city-chiefs-game-by-game-early-2019-schedule-predictions/amp/4/

I understand that this article is on a Chiefs-biased site, but if you guys read through, he’s projecting one team to put up over 30 on their toothless defense, and a 15-1 record despite not having as many quality players offensively. Also projecting only one of their wins to be by less than 10. It’s kind of annoying.

I believe Jaylon Dodson is Homer Simpson's pen name.
No worries, Ran. Some of these cartoon characters say the damnedest things.

Ay, caramba!

[Idzequitch]

Gerald McCoy signed with Carolina.

[Luminesa]

Gerald McCoy signed with Carolina.

NO. HE NEEDED TO LEAVE THIS DIVISION OR COME TO US.
DANG IT.
*Internal screaming.*

[The South Falls]

Gerald McCoy signed with Carolina.

D-line shoring here and in the draft. Julius Peppers and Thomas Davis' replacements.

[Idzequitch]

Gerald McCoy signed with Carolina.

NO. HE NEEDED TO LEAVE THIS DIVISION OR COME TO US.
DANG IT.
*Internal screaming.*

Considering his other top option was Baltimore, I'm pretty okay with this development.

[Luminesa]

NO. HE NEEDED TO LEAVE THIS DIVISION OR COME TO US.
DANG IT.
*Internal screaming.*

Considering his other top option was Baltimore, I'm pretty okay with this development.

...
*Sobs.*

[Impaled Nazarene]

Gerald McCoy signed with Carolina.

These are going to be 2 vicious rivalry games. My bet is that he injures a buc.