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Journey Aboard the RMS Caloris (OOC PT)

Postby Kuronami » Fri May 24, 2019 4:35 pm

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The year is 1888 - You have just purchased (or won, or hired to work, or simply sneaked aboard) a ticket to sail aboard the luxury transoceanic liner, The RMS Caloris the pride of Kuronami's civilian maritime service. What experiences will you have aboard this grand liner as you set sail on the long journey over a vast ocean? Are you an adventurer looking for new lands to explore? Are you a captain of industry wanting some leisure time? A wealthy noble, socialite or aristocrat traveling abroad the first time to the grand Kuronami Empire. Did you stowaway in hopes of a free ride? You could be a sailor in need of work or an immigrant looking for a new life. Maybe you're a criminal up to no good or on the run from the long arm of the law, a spy hoping to get some dirt on the Empire's scandalous secrets. The choices are yours.



But alas there are still rules and guidelines on what to expect and what to do or not do:

This is mostly a character RP so don't expect any real state business. Given this is a historical RP I'm sure we all want to be mindful of each other's canon. I'm flexible on tech a little bit but keep it within reason of late 19th century to early 20th century tech.

-This is a character based RP more than anything else so while you may find high society traveling aboard don't expect business on holiday. You can play pretty much anything you like as a passenger or crew. If you are playing crew I most likely will play captain but if you have a really good captain pitch for me, I might hand it over and play other officers instead. You are welcome to as many characters are you like. This ship is heading to Kuronami and if you'd like to offer a port of origin to set off from, let me know.

-If you are playing someone nefarious, don't do anything foolish like instantly sabotage the ship or sink it. Hazards are to be expected on long ocean voyages for sure but this isn't Die Hard on a boat!

-Criminal activity is okay but be sure you get permission before anything serious against any other player or one of my characters. I'm always adaptable to ideas.

-Goes without saying but remember to keep it PG-13.

-Racial and gender policies is up to your nation's canon at the time.

-Weapons such as a small pistol, sword or knife are okay. Don't expect to smuggle aboard a Gatling Gun Remember to keep violence within reason and always ask permission before actually killing anyone.

-Human and Humanoid species only. NO Magic.

-Don't worry the ship WON'T sink. Might have some white knuckle moments.

-I don't expect perfection or the most lavish of posts but do put effort into them.

-For now everything is open but I hope to be able to cover all aspects of ship life so if I get too many crew or first class apps I will start cutting things off.

-Anything else I can think of can be asked about or addressed later.

-Questions, concerns, ideas, whatever, feel free to ask.





Ship Accommodations and Pricing in Kuronami Kronor:

First Class
Price: K100 (today $2821.50)


-Private Luxury Suite
-Private bath and facilities
-Room Service
-Common meal service
-Private smoking lounge
-Private promenade deck
-Mail and telegraph services (extra fee of 1K per word)
-Entertainment

Second Class
Price: K30 ($846.45 today)

-Private Econo size Cabin (single sex or co-ed available)
-private bath and facilities
-common meal service


Third Class / Steerage

Price: K10-20 (today $282.15-564.30)


-Shared cabin (20) or commons (10) (all co-ed only)
-common meal service
-shared facilities and baths
-hardly any rats!

Deck Access: ALL CLASSES / CREW

Crew Accommodations:

Stewards and Manual Laborers: K2-3+tips per month plus room, board and meals. Rotating days off.
Ship officers: K30 per month plus room, board and meals. Rotating days off but on call as needed
Telegraph Operator: (limit 2) One time payment of K150 ($4232.26 ) plus room, board and meals




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Class Traveling:
Immigrating?: Yes []  No []
Purchased Ticket? Yes [] No []
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RP Sample: (required!  Links to RPs you have been in strongly desired but a short sample is acceptable)


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Postby Cartoonia » Fri May 24, 2019 6:48 pm

Name: Chad Woodsworth Dickson
Gender: Male
Age: 24
Nation of Origin: American Colony of The Cartoon Province (Cartoonia Pre-Independence)
Social Status: wealthy
Class Traveling: First Class
Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
Nation of Origin: (not sure what you mean, since NoO is already established)
Picture: Chad Dickson, Suit he wears
RP Sample: (required! Links to RPs you have been in strongly desired but a short sample is acceptable) From “The Festival of The Holy Light”

Name: Erza Scarlet
Gender: Female
Age: 33
Nation of Origin: American Colony of The Cartoon Province (Cartoonia Pre-Independence)
Social Status: wealthy, fiancé of Chad
Class Traveling: First Class
Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
Nation of Origin: (not sure what you mean, since NoO is already established)
Picture: Erza Scarlet
RP Sample: (required! Links to RPs you have been in strongly desired but a short sample is acceptable) From “The Festival of The Holy Light”


Name: Alphonse Elric
Gender: Male
Age: 43
Nation of Origin: Germany
Position: Ship Officer
Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
RP Sample: From “The Festival of The Holy Light”
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Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo
Chancellor Erza Scarlet
Attorney General Lisa Simpson
Secretary of Foreign Affairs Charity Bazaar
Gran-General of the Army Eric Cartman
Gran-Admiral of the Navy Kagura Mikazuchi

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Capitol: Gallagher

Current Civil State: Prosperous
Current Military Status: At Peace

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Postby Kuronami » Fri May 24, 2019 7:33 pm

welcome aboard Cartoonia!

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Postby Cartoonia » Fri May 24, 2019 7:36 pm

Updated with ship officer BTW
Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo
Chancellor Erza Scarlet
Attorney General Lisa Simpson
Secretary of Foreign Affairs Charity Bazaar
Gran-General of the Army Eric Cartman
Gran-Admiral of the Navy Kagura Mikazuchi

The desk of the Democratic Republic of Cartoonia Department of Foreign Affairs.
Capitol: Gallagher

Current Civil State: Prosperous
Current Military Status: At Peace

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Postby Kuronami » Fri May 24, 2019 8:20 pm

Cartoonia wrote:Updated with ship officer BTW


okay specifically what officer position do you want?

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Postby Cartoonia » Fri May 24, 2019 8:42 pm

Kuronami wrote:
Cartoonia wrote:Updated with ship officer BTW


okay specifically what officer position do you want?


How about first mate (or second)
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Supreme Leader Jimmy Kudo
Chancellor Erza Scarlet
Attorney General Lisa Simpson
Secretary of Foreign Affairs Charity Bazaar
Gran-General of the Army Eric Cartman
Gran-Admiral of the Navy Kagura Mikazuchi

The desk of the Democratic Republic of Cartoonia Department of Foreign Affairs.
Capitol: Gallagher

Current Civil State: Prosperous
Current Military Status: At Peace

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Postby The Selkie » Sat May 25, 2019 2:17 am

Good morning,
hm... this sounds very, very interesting and tempting... if you want, the Caloris can come from any harbour in the Free Lands (granted, at the time, there were no Free Lands yet) that makes sense to you, but more importantly, I will now give you a few apps.
Please keep in mind, that Ceridwen and Nia are of the Spiorad Ainmhithe. They are humanoid, though. Might add a few more people as time goes on, though, these being humans.
EDIT: And both of them have both swords and a small collection of daggers with them. Lugguage can be listed if wished.

Name:
    Ceridwen Golau, of Tralee Descent.
Gender:
    Female.
Age:
    Unknown, first mentioned 269 BCE (Spiorad Ainmhithe).
Nation of Origin:
    Lands of the Selkie (which is more an informal coalition of cities then a nation - yet).
Social Status:
    In a bit of wealth.
Class Traveling:
    Second Class.
Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
Nation of Origin:
    Cartoonia is right, you have it listed twice.
Picture:
RP Sample:
    Redford Academy for Young Ladies, OOC and IC.


Name:
    Nia Sneachtúil, of Cefnffordd Descent.
Gender:
    Female.
Age:
    Unknown (first mentioned 126).
Nation of Origin:
    Lands of the Selkie (which is more an informal coalition of cities then a nation - yet).
Social Status:
    Student of Ceridwen Golau.
Class Traveling:
    Second Class.
Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
Nation of Origin:
    Picture:
      [url=https://t-s.fandom.com/wiki/Nia_Sneachtúil,_of_Cefnffordd_Descent]Here[/url].
    RP Sample:
      Redford Academy for Young Ladies, OOC and IC.
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    I play PT, MT and a bit FT. I am into character-RPs.
    My people are called the Selkie, the nation is usually called the Free Lands in MT-settings. Thanks.

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    Postby Kuronami » Sat May 25, 2019 11:53 am

    Cartoonia wrote:How about first mate (or second)


    Sure, you can play the First Mate. Welcome aboard First Officer Elric!

    The Selkie wrote:Good morning,
    hm... this sounds very, very interesting and tempting... if you want, the Caloris can come from any harbour in the Free Lands (granted, at the time, there were no Free Lands yet) that makes sense to you, but more importantly, I will now give you a few apps.
    Please keep in mind, that Ceridwen and Nia are of the Spiorad Ainmhithe. They are humanoid, though. Might add a few more people as time goes on, though, these being humans.
    EDIT: And both of them have both swords and a small collection of daggers with them. Lugguage can be listed if wished.


    Wonderful to have you aboard Selkie!

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    Postby Kuronami » Sat May 25, 2019 1:32 pm

    Name: Ashby Redford
    Gender: Male
    Age: 18
    Nation of Origin: Smalltopia
    Social Status: Peasant/Working
    Class Traveling: Steerage
    Immigrating?: Yes [X] No []
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Smalltopia
    Picture:
    Image



    Name: Bianca Redford
    Gender: Female
    Age: 17
    Nation of Origin: Smalltopia
    Social Status: Peasant/Working
    Class Traveling:
    Immigrating?: Yes [X] No []
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Smalltopia
    Picture:
    Image

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    Postby The Selkie » Sat May 25, 2019 2:28 pm

    Kuronami wrote:[...]
    The Selkie wrote:Good morning,
    hm... this sounds very, very interesting and tempting... if you want, the Caloris can come from any harbour in the Free Lands (granted, at the time, there were no Free Lands yet) that makes sense to you, but more importantly, I will now give you a few apps.
    Please keep in mind, that Ceridwen and Nia are of the Spiorad Ainmhithe. They are humanoid, though. Might add a few more people as time goes on, though, these being humans.
    EDIT: And both of them have both swords and a small collection of daggers with them. Lugguage can be listed if wished.


    Wonderful to have you aboard Selkie!


    Thank you very much - I am excited about this one!
    So... when do we set sail?
    I play PT, MT and a bit FT. I am into character-RPs.
    My people are called the Selkie, the nation is usually called the Free Lands in MT-settings. Thanks.

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    Postby Kuronami » Sat May 25, 2019 7:08 pm

    The Selkie wrote:Thank you very much - I am excited about this one!
    So... when do we set sail?


    Hopefully we'll get a few more signups soon but I'll move forward in a week.

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    Postby Trumpisslavia » Sat May 25, 2019 11:17 pm

    It's been a while.

    So how to do manual labor, Kuro?
    Donald D. Dwarf. Roy Joseph Moore. Miller Dwarf.
    Maggie Simpson.
    All dead.
    Long live the United States
    however short its life will be.

    Call this nation the "United States". Not "America". not "Trumpisslavia". Just "United States".

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    Postby The Selkie » Sun May 26, 2019 1:18 am

    Kuronami wrote:
    The Selkie wrote:Thank you very much - I am excited about this one!
    So... when do we set sail?


    Hopefully we'll get a few more signups soon but I'll move forward in a week.


    Alright. I look forward to it!
    I play PT, MT and a bit FT. I am into character-RPs.
    My people are called the Selkie, the nation is usually called the Free Lands in MT-settings. Thanks.

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    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 8:50 am

    Trumpisslavia wrote:It's been a while.

    So how to do manual labor, Kuro?


    Should I take it your interested in a crew position then?

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    Postby Mervay » Sun May 26, 2019 10:56 am

    Name: Alizee Marinette Chevallier Devienne
    Gender: Female
    Age: 28 Years
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Social Status: Aristocracy
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Picture:
    Image

    RP Sample: If needed I can show another sample

    Name: Annette Celine Dileva
    Gender: Female
    Age: 23
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Social Status: Bourgeoisie
    Class Traveling: Second Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Picture:
    Image

    RP Sample: If needed I can show another sample

    Note: Ancestors of two MT characters.
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    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 11:03 am

    Mervay wrote:Name: Alizee Marinette Chevallier Devienne
    Gender: Female
    Age: 28 Years
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Social Status: Aristocracy
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Picture:
    RP Sample: If needed I can show another sample

    Name: Annette Celine Dileva
    Gender: Female
    Age: 23
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Social Status: Bourgeoisie
    Class Traveling: Second Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Kingdom of Mervay
    Picture: [spoiler=Annette](Image)
    RP Sample: If needed I can show another sample

    Note: Ancestors of two MT characters.


    Welcome aboard the RMS Calrois!
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    Postby Cartoonia » Sun May 26, 2019 11:07 am

    I’d like to offer Port Gallagher as a port of origin, if you will
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    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 11:09 am

    Cartoonia wrote:I’d like to offer Port Gallagher as a port of origin, if you will


    All right that sounds like a good plan.

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    Postby Trumpisslavia » Sun May 26, 2019 11:43 am

    Kuronami wrote:
    Trumpisslavia wrote:It's been a while.

    So how to do manual labor, Kuro?


    Should I take it your interested in a crew position then?


    Pretty much, only I don't exactly know what positions are open. Might as well bring this ripoff down the pipeline first, though:

    Name: Ishmael Smith ("Call me Ishmael.")
    Gender: male
    Age: 65
    Nation of Origin: the United States (not America, just "the United States")
    Social Status: working class
    Class Traveling: second class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [x]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [x] No []
    Picture:

    Image

    RP Sample: I'll come up.with that in a bit.
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    Donald D. Dwarf. Roy Joseph Moore. Miller Dwarf.
    Maggie Simpson.
    All dead.
    Long live the United States
    however short its life will be.

    Call this nation the "United States". Not "America". not "Trumpisslavia". Just "United States".

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    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 11:46 am

    Trumpisslavia wrote:Pretty much, only I don't exactly know what positions are open. Might as well bring this ripoff down the pipeline first, though:


    Pretty much any position imaginable is available aboard the ship so really up to you. Your app looks good so far but be sure to get an RP Sample and if you want him as your sole crew character change it over to a crew app.

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    Postby Trumpisslavia » Sun May 26, 2019 11:51 am

    Kuronami wrote:
    Trumpisslavia wrote:Pretty much, only I don't exactly know what positions are open. Might as well bring this ripoff down the pipeline first, though:


    Pretty much any position imaginable is available aboard the ship so really up to you. Your app looks good so far but be sure to get an RP Sample and if you want him as your sole crew character change it over to a crew app.


    Nah, he's not intended to be one of the crew. I have some more in the pipeline, and at least one's a crew member. Just gonna find me some pics first.
    Donald D. Dwarf. Roy Joseph Moore. Miller Dwarf.
    Maggie Simpson.
    All dead.
    Long live the United States
    however short its life will be.

    Call this nation the "United States". Not "America". not "Trumpisslavia". Just "United States".

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    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 4:42 pm

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    Name: Edward Jonah Braun
    Gender: Male
    Age: 35
    Nation of Origin: Kuronami Empire
    Position: Captain
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]


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    Name: Histoire Braun
    Gender: Female
    Age: 13
    Nation of Origin: Kuronami Empire
    Social Status: Aristocratic
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [] No [X]


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    Name: Victorique Braun
    Gender: Female
    Age: 9
    Nation of origin: Kuronami Empire
    Social Status: Aristocratic
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket?: Yes [] No [X]


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    Name: Beatrice Smith
    Gender: Female
    Age: 23
    Nation of Origin: Kuronami Empire
    Social Status: Working
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating: Yes [] No []
    Purchased Ticket: [] No [x]


    of course more characters will probably be made as so the plot demands but I figure I'd flesh out the Captain and his Family on top of the couple of immigrants coming along.

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    Postby Trumpisslavia » Sun May 26, 2019 5:22 pm

    Trumpisslavia wrote:
    Kuronami wrote:
    Pretty much any position imaginable is available aboard the ship so really up to you. Your app looks good so far but be sure to get an RP Sample and if you want him as your sole crew character change it over to a crew app.


    Nah, he's not intended to be one of the crew. I have some more in the pipeline, and at least one's a crew member. Just gonna find me some pics first.


    Speaking of pipelines, might as well. Fair warning, though: they're not the nicest samples, but they're in character.

    Name: Ishmael Smith ("Call me Ishmael.")
    Gender: male
    Age: 65
    Nation of Origin: the United States (not America, just "the United States")
    Social Status: working class
    Class Traveling: second class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [x]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [x] No []
    Picture:
    Image

    RP Sample:
    Our readers might well have expected David to be sorely disappointed at this ignorant remark, but if he was, he recovered very quickly indeed. "I'm glad you asked that, actually. My father," he replied, not letting a beat go gentle without his ever-widening smile to guide it, "my father, like our host, was a visionary. He was born a midget -- and not just any midget, he was the shortest ever, all of a foot and ten inches, with stumps for limbs and a voice that needed a modulator, a speech-generating device, so he could speak through it for the rest of his life."

    Then David stopped, brow furrowed, thinking what else to say to honor his poor, departed father.

    Catching that he had before him a captive audience of one (and a pretty whitey too, he said to himself), he went on, "My father was not embittered by his life as a cripple and, yes, a dwarf; that was his genetic lot. If the rest of his countrymen were as driven to perfection as he was, he would've accepted his fate." He paused, as if to let the silence (and the deep frown that had replaced the smile as he recounted his father's predicament) speak up for the fact, as he thought his father saw it, that the opposite was true.

    Then he began to rap one hand on the table, soundless as it went, as he enumerated what he thought were the faults of his father's people: "Miscegenation. Globalism. Communism. Feminism. Mass immigration. Modernism and post-modernism. Political correctness. All kinds of addictions. Corruption and degredation. All conspiring to undermine not only the United States, but the whole white race and all of Western civilization." He stopped speaking (and rapping his hand) again, the better to let Donald D. Dwarf's list of indictments sink in and into the recesses of Maria's mind -- even as images of his nigger half-sister Bengal, the eldest of them siblings and the apple of his father's eye, whereabouts currently unknown, flashed through his own. "He was embittered, he was enraged, and so he ran for president of the United States and won, against great odds. Then" -- and here David's smile returned, brighter than ever -- "he made the United States great again, keeping his promise to those who elected him, by systematically purging it of the filth of yesteryear." He rapped his hand again, in the same soundless fashion, even as his voice grew more venomous with the recitation: "Journalists. Liberals. Socialists. Communists. Immigrants. Criminals. Druggies. Tree-huggers. Uppity bitches. Homos. Niggers. Spics. Kikes. He wiped them all out."

    Name:
    Gender: male
    Age: 19
    Nation of Origin: the United States
    Position: I literally don't know, which was why I was asking. You choose?
    Immigrating?: Yes [x] No []
    RP Sample:

    It should mildly surprise some readers -- "surprise" is probably a strong word, but let it be -- that like some of the student expatriates streaming into the Academy, David Dwarf was less than impressed by the scenery that whizzed past him. Only his sentiments were not born out of homesickness -- his rightful home, after all, had fallen into the hands of his father's and now his enemies; his house in exile was a multicultural misanthropist shithole, its tricontinental prosperity reflective only of the deep corruption fostered by an actual slave nigger, who deliberately and literally named himself a piece of shit, the better to fling his pickled life into the faces of those as pale of hue and pure of mind as his poor, departed father and himself -- and also till recently the home of all sorts of unworthies, previously (and again) citizens of the United States, from former rebels to former government officials, escaping from Donald D. Dwarf's brutal but necessary redress of millennial and national grievances --

    -- his thoughts were disturbed by the uncommonly handsome taxi driver saying, "Sir, we're here. Purgation International Academy."

    Paying his fare and freeing his well-toned six-foot-six-inch body and resultant baggage (2 Smith & Smithson roll-on trolleys, one for each hand; water canteen; and white knapsack (containing, among other things, condoms, a picture of his dear, departed father, one small sack of each ingredient for what other people called a hamburger and what he and he alone called a sovereign sandwich, good for seven servings, and a well-worn copy of Genevieve De La Fayette's La Solution Finale) from the confines of the admittedly well-kept taxi -- in much better shape, he thought, than the typical Moscan taxi, with no signs of cultural Marxism in them -- he looked up... saw that the edifice which was to be his home away from house away from rightful home was even more outrageously hideous than the photos in he brochures (which he all tore up in the weeks and days leading to this otherwise glorious day, such was his dismay with the decidedly globalist character of the architecture)... saw that was not first, he was late... and so swallowed his Dwarfish pride and even more Dwarfish disappointment.

    With all the solemn dignity that a descendant of Julius Caesar, Charlemagne, and most important of all, Donald D. Dwarf could muster, he strode and sometimes brushed past the milling mass of of young men and women (all of whom, he quickly surmised, were exchange students, and some of whom were disagreeably darker in skin color), strode into the nearest table he could find, affixed his green eyes to the eyes of the agreeably pale (and even more agreeably comely) woman of mature years in front of him, raised his right arm in a rigid Bellamy salute, and shouted with all brutal force, "ALL HAIL DE LA FAYETTE!"

    Name: Adonis H. Dwarf
    Gender: male
    Age: 67
    Nation of Origin: the United States
    Social Status: "I am descended from Caesar and Charlemagne. Exiled I may be, but I am still the highest of the high. Do not ask me where I belong again, peon."
    Class Traveling: "Concentrated stupid, aren't you?"
    Immigrating?: Yes [x] No []
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [x] No []
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    -- for a few stunned seconds the usually voluble David sat there on the ground, speechless, as a few of the students milled around him and the little blonde, who was now bleeding from her nose unbeknownst to her, trying to separate them, both physically and, in the case of a redhead he had noticed earlier as he dashed through the entrance, verbally. Wait... is she... is she coming on to me? he thought more than a little incredulously, as he heard her murmur about getting to know him better.

    Touching his own forehead, he felt blood oozing out -- he was wounded, he was bleeding, yet the little girl's forehead was untouched. Fishing out a surprisingly dainty handkerchief from a pocket, he mopped up the wound -- there wasn't much, but he felt it better to appear as if he too were unscathed, the better to observe how he made her bleed. And so, while still incensed that she called him an accursed subhuman (being a citizen of two vastly different countries, one currently multilingual and the other formerly multilingual, had its advantages) and a fan of Schickelgruber, he admitted to himself that the headbutt and its aftermath... turned him on.

    As always whenever he was aroused, lewd and lascivious thoughts flooded through his mind, not quite overwhelming his hatred for the de facto dwarf, but diverting it, making it serve worthier callings. He can imagine it now: he'd drag her to his room; pin her to the wall; stuff her mouth with tissue; take out a case of Tic Tacs -- he had one in his pocket, the grape-flavored one -- pop a few into his mouth; chew them while she attempted to scream; then grab her by the --
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    Donald D. Dwarf. Roy Joseph Moore. Miller Dwarf.
    Maggie Simpson.
    All dead.
    Long live the United States
    however short its life will be.

    Call this nation the "United States". Not "America". not "Trumpisslavia". Just "United States".

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    Kuronami
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    Father Knows Best State

    Postby Kuronami » Sun May 26, 2019 5:30 pm

    Trumpisslavia wrote:Speaking of pipelines, might as well. Fair warning, though: they're not the nicest samples, but they're in character.


    Everything looks pretty good, welcome aboard. Given how young Joe is, I'll stick him in the Engine room to stoke the boilers.

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    Catorana
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    Liberal Democratic Socialists

    Postby Catorana » Sun May 26, 2019 10:12 pm

    Name: Juliette Äskestock
    Gender: Female
    Age: 19
    Nation of Origin: Catorana
    Social Status: Aristocracy
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Catorana
    Picture:
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    RP Sample: (The Yacht and the King)

    Name: Fransiska “Siska” Molander
    Gender: Female
    Age: 87
    Nation of Origin: Catorana
    Social Status: Aristocracy
    Class Traveling: First Class
    Immigrating?: Yes [] No [X]
    Purchased Ticket? Yes [X] No []
    Nation of Origin: Catorana
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