The Warhammer 40.000/Fantasy Discussion Thread Mk.II

[Hirota]

That breastplate looks... wrong.

01: Imperial citizen exclaims that the breastplate of a noble Space Marine, one of the Emperor's Finest, "looks wrong".
02: Heresy suspected.
03: CHAINAXE TO THE FACE!
04: The Emperor's Peace has been restored.

Most Astartes would skip step 2 given how often they threaten people just for looking in their direction.

I mean, I don't even think your average Carcharodons would worry about checking they heard when forementioned citizen even said before starting choppy choppy time

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Says the fellow heretic with the Chaos Undivided symbol as their flag.

Conclusion: ignore what he has said about exterminatus, carry on.

It shall be done, my lord.

[Hurdergaryp]

Invoking Exterminatus would mean the squandering of resources, both of the planet and of the Imperium's military. And squandering resources is HERESY.

Says the fellow heretic with the Chaos Undivided symbol as their flag.

It is bad form to use my flag against me in this day and age, where you are supposed to be able to get away with everything. Ask the guy in the White House what I mean if you need clarification. Clearly I am the victim of a malicious withhunt here!

[The Imperial Reach]

Says the fellow heretic with the Chaos Undivided symbol as their flag.

It is bad form to use my flag against me in this day and age, where you are supposed to be able to get away with everything. Ask the guy in the White House what I mean if you need clarification. Clearly I am the victim of a malicious withhunt here!

Pleading your innocence? Only heretics plead their innocence! DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

[Hurdergaryp]

It is bad form to use my flag against me in this day and age, where you are supposed to be able to get away with everything. Ask the guy in the White House what I mean if you need clarification. Clearly I am the victim of a malicious withhunt here!

Pleading your innocence? Only heretics plead their innocence! DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

Oh, I'm not pleading my innocence. Just saying that I am not guilty. As a smart servant of the Emperor, you should obviously understand the difference.

[The Imperial Reach]

Pleading your innocence? Only heretics plead their innocence! DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

Oh, I'm not pleading my innocence. Just saying that I am not guilty. As a smart servant of the Emperor, you should obviously understand the difference.

Are you subtlety implying the incompetence of an Imperial Inquisitor!? DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

[Hurdergaryp]

Oh, I'm not pleading my innocence. Just saying that I am not guilty. As a smart servant of the Emperor, you should obviously understand the difference.

Are you subtlety implying the incompetence of an Imperial Inquisitor!? DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

Would you kindly stop shooting the surrounding area?

[Baltenstein]

A promising young man does his duty as an upstanding citizen of the Imperium and turns in a vile traitor:

[First American Empire]

Pleading your innocence? Only heretics plead their innocence! DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

I'm openly a Chaos supporter, so by Imperial logic I'm somehow not a heretic since I technically never plead my innocence. By the way, DIE, LOYALIST! *BLAM*

[Chan Island]

A promising young man does his duty as an upstanding citizen of the Imperium and turns in a vile traitor:

(Image)

That young man is an inspiration for us all. Carry on citizen.

Are you subtlety implying the incompetence of an Imperial Inquisitor!? DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

Would you kindly stop shooting the surrounding area?

Implying an agent of the throne has bad accuracy?!

looks at the bullet holes everywhere

Just because you're right doesn't mean you are allowed to do so, heretic! ... Now, come along with me. Get into the handcuffs without resisting.

Pleading your innocence? Only heretics plead their innocence! DIE, TRAITOR! *BLAM*

I'm openly a Chaos supporter, so by Imperial logic I'm somehow not a heretic since I technically never plead my innocence. By the way, DIE, LOYALIST! *BLAM*

Well, I'd shout heresy but frankly you're already doing so soooooo

*BLAM*

[Ameriganastan]

A promising young man does his duty as an upstanding citizen of the Imperium and turns in a vile traitor:

(Image)

I can't even read that.

[The Imperial Reach]

A promising young man does his duty as an upstanding citizen of the Imperium and turns in a vile traitor:

(Image)

I can't even read that.

Ditto.

[Chan Island]

A promising young man does his duty as an upstanding citizen of the Imperium and turns in a vile traitor:

(Image)

I can't even read that.

In the first panel the son (named Marcus) looks at this poster and announces that he wants to kill traitors and heretics like the movie Arbites in the poster, to which the father responds that that might not be a good idea.

In the second panel the father is rightly exposed as a heretic but tries to plead with his son. Fortunately, an arbites is on hand to congratulate the young man Marcus for his service to the throne and offers Marcus to come and watch the traitor scum burn.

[Hurdergaryp]

I can't even read that.

In the first panel the son (named Marcus) looks at this poster and announces that he wants to kill traitors and heretics like the movie Arbites in the poster, to which the father responds that that might not be a good idea.

In the second panel the father is rightly exposed as a heretic but tries to plead with his son. Fortunately, an arbites is on hand to congratulate the young man Marcus for his service to the throne and offers Marcus to come and watch the traitor scum burn.

It's like a Permanent Cultural Revolution, but this time lasting for thousands of years while being active on countless worlds. And in the name of the Emperor, of course.

[Crookfur]

In the first panel the son (named Marcus) looks at this poster and announces that he wants to kill traitors and heretics like the movie Arbites in the poster, to which the father responds that that might not be a good idea.

In the second panel the father is rightly exposed as a heretic but tries to plead with his son. Fortunately, an arbites is on hand to congratulate the young man Marcus for his service to the throne and offers Marcus to come and watch the traitor scum burn.

It's like a Permanent Cultural Revolution, but this time lasting for thousands of years while being active on countless worlds. And in the name of the Emperor, of course.

Although there is the spice extra bonus of such heresy actually being an existential threat to human life...

It's not paranoia if the threat within is out to get you.

[First American Empire]

It's like a Permanent Cultural Revolution, but this time lasting for thousands of years while being active on countless worlds. And in the name of the Emperor, of course.

Although there is the spice extra bonus of such heresy actually being an existential threat to human life...

It's not paranoia if the threat within is out to get you.

The Imperium's paranoia is horrifying, and the Inquisition should stop immediately. This is totally not because I am actually the threat within, and out to get the Imperium.

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Although there is the spice extra bonus of such heresy actually being an existential threat to human life...

It's not paranoia if the threat within is out to get you.

The Imperium's paranoia is horrifying, and the Inquisition should stop immediately. This is totally not because I am actually the threat within, and out to get the Imperium.

Glares at with suspicion.

[The Imperial Reach]

Although there is the spice extra bonus of such heresy actually being an existential threat to human life...

It's not paranoia if the threat within is out to get you.

The Imperium's paranoia is horrifying, and the Inquisition should stop immediately. This is totally not because I am actually the threat within, and out to get the Imperium.

Above: Literally the only person in the world that actually unironically likes Chaos.

[The Biggles Syndicate]

Sly Marbo vs a Rogue Trader (M41, Colorized)

[Guardians of the Holy Bowling Alley]

Sly Marbo vs a Rogue Trader (M41, Colorized)

This is clearly fake, there was not nearly enough yelling.

[Chan Island]

Sly Marbo vs a Rogue Trader (M41, Colorized)

This is clearly fake, there was not nearly enough yelling.

That is correct citizen. That video in fact depicts a different Catachan guardsman fighting a Chaos renegade.

The Inquisition has been informed of the misuse of Marbo's name.

[The Imperial Reach]

This is clearly fake, there was not nearly enough yelling.

That is correct citizen. That video in fact depicts a different Catachan guardsman fighting a Chaos renegade.

The Inquisition has been informed of the misuse of Marbo's name.

Damn right we have...

Sly Marbo vs a Rogue Trader (M41, Colorized)

*BLAM*

[Impaled Nazarene]

Got my new gaming pc set up. works great. once i get the internet fixed (damn thing is on the opposite end of the house) would anyone be interested in some Co-op Deathwing?

[Caber]

Got my new gaming pc set up. works great. once i get the internet fixed (damn thing is on the opposite end of the house) would anyone be interested in some Co-op Deathwing?

I was real pissed when that game got canceled for xbox

[Impaled Nazarene]

Got my new gaming pc set up. works great. once i get the internet fixed (damn thing is on the opposite end of the house) would anyone be interested in some Co-op Deathwing?

I was real pissed when that game got canceled for xbox

I think they realized that putting it consoles was a good idea (less likely to suffer performance issues than PCs) and since they had reached their good idea limit by having fantastic multiplayer they then decided to shelf the game. Games Workshop only allows 1 good idea per modern 40k games.