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Walkerfort
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

make it sound scary

Postby Walkerfort » Fri May 03, 2019 6:22 am

The game is simple... make the above item sound scary through describing it

for example
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user 1: dog

user 2: a ferocious four legged monster with sharp teeth able to rip a man to shreds and the speed of light itself
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now I'll start

cars
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

I think it's in the best intrests of those going through forums at sonic speed to be given a TL;DR
walkerfort stands alone against china

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Valentine Z
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Valentine Z » Fri May 03, 2019 6:24 am

Cars: A machine that can kill you in the most horrific of ways, and most of the time, you will feel pain the entire time.

Cats.
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The Rich Port
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Rich Port » Fri May 03, 2019 6:27 am

Valentine Z wrote:Cars: A machine that can kill you in the most horrific of ways, and most of the time, you will feel pain the entire time.

Cats.


A wiry haired creature with razor sharp claws, a cloying yowl, and a hunger for baby animals that forces you to love it.

Pizza.
LAUGH, AND GROW FAT
FIRE. IF IT TAKES YOU TO BURN.
FIRE. IF IT TAKES YOU TO LEARN.
FIRE. TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE DONE.
FIRE. TO DESTROY ALL YOU'VE BECOME.
THOSE THAT SOW THORNS SHOULD NOT EXPECT FLOWERS.
YOU NEVER KNOW JUST HOW YOU LOOK THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES.

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Myfanwyski
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Myfanwyski » Fri May 03, 2019 12:19 pm

insidious bread concoction, deliciously moorish and easy to make as you chomp calories you waist expands until boosh! you've exploded in weight to 18 stone 4.(which is quite a lot for a four year old)


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Rp Genosha
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Rp Genosha » Fri May 03, 2019 1:04 pm

The end of everything. The finality of all humanity. Something we try to escape every time we speak.



Whoopi Goldberg
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Upper Saust Latiegebestica
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Founded: Feb 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Upper Saust Latiegebestica » Fri May 03, 2019 1:06 pm

Rp Genosha wrote:The end of everything. The finality of all humanity. Something we try to escape every time we speak.



Whoopi Goldberg

Crazy Liberal Socialist who does not care who she insults.
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Bernie Sanders

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Socialist Democratic Hryvina
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Socialist Democratic Hryvina » Fri May 03, 2019 1:07 pm

A psychic able to control your every move

The odd1sout
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Ginicun
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Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ginicun » Fri May 03, 2019 1:08 pm

Socialist Democratic Hryvina wrote:A psychic able to control your every move

The odd1sout

A terrible artist who brainwashes kids.
Nationstates
13yo dude with both left and right views, but its mostly right
Ginicun is a democracy with republic and united kingdom type monarchy elements.
Who are the brain police?


I also make flags, send me a tg and tell me the colors and look of the flag

Proud high-functioning autist!

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Dagnia
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Dagnia » Fri May 03, 2019 1:14 pm

Ginicun wrote:Nationstates


Massive black hole that will steal your time and maybe raise your blood pressure a tick when a summer noob posts something moronic on the forums, causing you to wonder what you're still doing here.

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[S]ome weird type of zen-fascism/hippy nazi state

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Skyhooked
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Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Fri May 03, 2019 1:21 pm

They may be pleasantly soft and nice to cut. Until ya' get to it's large and tough seed. Then... meet the infamous avocado hand traumas, that involve fingers lyin' everywhere across the damn kitchen.

Russian vodka.
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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Crusader forces made landfall on Azure Beach 5 star resort. Now, we and our allies gonna kick those wannabe knights right into the sea. Hope they can swim well./ Major Jane will be promoted if she succeeds.

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Ginicun
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Founded: Jan 23, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Ginicun » Fri May 03, 2019 1:42 pm

Skyhooked wrote:They may be pleasantly soft and nice to cut. Until ya' get to it's large and tough seed. Then... meet the infamous avocado hand traumas, that involve fingers lyin' everywhere across the damn kitchen.

Russian vodka.

Gets people addicted fast that you might be commited to a mental hospital.
Frank Zappa.
13yo dude with both left and right views, but its mostly right
Ginicun is a democracy with republic and united kingdom type monarchy elements.
Who are the brain police?


I also make flags, send me a tg and tell me the colors and look of the flag

Proud high-functioning autist!

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Stiltball
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Stiltball » Fri May 03, 2019 2:00 pm

weasels ripping my flesh was one of the more pleasant side effects of listening to Zappa

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brexit

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Upper Saust Latiegebestica
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Founded: Feb 18, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Upper Saust Latiegebestica » Sat May 04, 2019 8:32 am

The end of the European Union.

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The end of the EU

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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Sat May 04, 2019 9:33 am

Won't be too scary, cuz I don't like those guys. But I'll try anyway.
They end, but instead comes greater evil, that they successfully contained. We don't know, what it is yet, but it claimed many victims in it's ascension.

Europa Universalis 4
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All booze 20% discount.

Refreshing News:
Crusader forces made landfall on Azure Beach 5 star resort. Now, we and our allies gonna kick those wannabe knights right into the sea. Hope they can swim well./ Major Jane will be promoted if she succeeds.

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Upper Saust Latiegebestica
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Ex-Nation

Postby Upper Saust Latiegebestica » Sat May 04, 2019 9:35 am

Skyhooked wrote:Won't be too scary, cuz I don't like those guys. But I'll try anyway.
They end, but instead comes greater evil, that they successfully contained. We don't know, what it is yet, but it claimed many victims in it's ascension.

Europa Universalis 4

You go into the great unknown, which is bigger than OTL, and the Aztecs may invade.

Sunset Invasion

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Inkopolitia
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Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sat May 04, 2019 9:35 am

A simulator which only exists and thrive because of Mankind's inmense lust for destruction and suffering.

AN: People from other nations come to sack and kill your family.




Inklings
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The Woomy Times: Ranked Battles take Inkopolitia by storm, a third of Turf Battlers switch to test their skills on Ranked Battles. Sociologists predict that the rising popularity of Ranked Battles will shift Inkling's view on Turf Wars. One of the most prominent Inkling sociologist states "A shift between Turf Wars and Ranked Battles will be seen. The Ranked Battles will be the Inkling sport of the future, while Turf Wars will remain little more than part of Woomyist religious ceremonies." |
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Revolucionario Cuba
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Founded: Mar 07, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Revolucionario Cuba » Sat May 04, 2019 9:36 am

A massive board game which eats your wallet alive and burns it to shreds and spits it out with dlc's


Edit:A dangerous animal with primal instincts and shoots inky death

Water pump
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I am a Cuba where Fidel was overthrown. I exist in MT. American tourism and big business is welcomed.
I am right wing and pro market.
My storefronts:
1)One stop shop for all your shady dealings
2)Buy chemical weapons and other arms prohibited by the Geneva conventions here
3)Unethical experiments help for people who put science before personal liberty

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Walkerfort
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Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Father Knows Best State

Postby Walkerfort » Sat May 04, 2019 9:38 am

a strange object that pumps out a liquid called water... and if someone or something put something else in it.... who knows what It could pump out?


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A tank
leader: "i thought life was a tragedy... know i realize... it's a godamn comedy.."

DON'T CALL US HONG KONG OR CHINA! WE ARE INDEPENDENT

I think it's in the best intrests of those going through forums at sonic speed to be given a TL;DR
walkerfort stands alone against china

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Inkopolitia
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Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sat May 04, 2019 9:39 am

Revolucionario Cuba wrote:A massive board game which eats your wallet alive and burns it to shreds and spits it out with dlc's

Water pump

Pls edit your post

/skip
<コ:彡 United States Of Inkopolitia <コ:彡

"From the Sea, We have Emerged!"

The Woomy Times: Ranked Battles take Inkopolitia by storm, a third of Turf Battlers switch to test their skills on Ranked Battles. Sociologists predict that the rising popularity of Ranked Battles will shift Inkling's view on Turf Wars. One of the most prominent Inkling sociologist states "A shift between Turf Wars and Ranked Battles will be seen. The Ranked Battles will be the Inkling sport of the future, while Turf Wars will remain little more than part of Woomyist religious ceremonies." |
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Woods Is Back
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Founded: Sep 07, 2018
New York Times Democracy

Postby Woods Is Back » Sat May 04, 2019 9:39 am

A treaded metal monster that tries to kill you

A leaf
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Socialist Democratic Hryvina
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Founded: Jan 02, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Socialist Democratic Hryvina » Sat May 04, 2019 9:44 am

Relatives of the cocaine plant (coca) and marijuana

Octolings
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Yegla Islands
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Posts: 128
Founded: Oct 19, 2016
Iron Fist Socialists

Postby Yegla Islands » Sat May 04, 2019 9:47 am

Hideous, unnatural fusion-creatures, with traits inherent to both human children and octopi. Their grasping, slimy head-tentacles flail aimlessly as they lurch towards you, staring with cold, dead eyes, ready to shower you in brightly-coloured sludge.



Platypi. (platypuses?)
The Federal Bureaucracy of Yegla Islands is a nation forged from a war-torn, ownerless state into a gleaming bastion of socialism, scientific advancement and personal freedoms. Can be seen as a strange amalgam of Cuba and Norway, with patently ridiculous tax rates balanced out by a plethora of government-funded amenities for its citizens. Religion is ignored, the military is powerful beyond reason, and the government manages to function despite its monstrous size. All this balances on the shoulders of an ex-revolutionary, questionably-human, mostly-benevolent dictator, along with his ragtag band of ministers. Oh, and they've discovered magic a while ago.


Yes, this nation uses NS stats. Sort of. In a general kind of way. Canon policies may be found here.

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Inkopolitia
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Founded: Mar 06, 2019
New York Times Democracy

Postby Inkopolitia » Sat May 04, 2019 9:47 am

Rabid octopus-like creatures which have been raised under a totalitarian and genocidal dictatorship. These creatures have no emotion and do not care about killing, as they have been brainwashed into dehumanizing Inklings and Humans alike and thinking the both races just no more than ants.

AN: Hideous mutants that sweat milk.



Inklings, (Again, since Cuba did not edit their post)
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<コ:彡 United States Of Inkopolitia <コ:彡

"From the Sea, We have Emerged!"

The Woomy Times: Ranked Battles take Inkopolitia by storm, a third of Turf Battlers switch to test their skills on Ranked Battles. Sociologists predict that the rising popularity of Ranked Battles will shift Inkling's view on Turf Wars. One of the most prominent Inkling sociologist states "A shift between Turf Wars and Ranked Battles will be seen. The Ranked Battles will be the Inkling sport of the future, while Turf Wars will remain little more than part of Woomyist religious ceremonies." |
Capitalism, Libertarianism
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Tax rates not canon! :)
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San Lumen
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby San Lumen » Sat May 04, 2019 9:50 am

evil creatures made of ink that consume what they come into contact with

capital city

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Socialist Democratic Hryvina
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Socialist Democratic Hryvina » Sat May 04, 2019 9:52 am

creepy shape shifting half-kid half-squid killers who explode their own kind (cannibals)
AN: The executioner's hq (my nation has executions)
my little pony
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