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The Chuck
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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:06 pm

Senkaku wrote:business idea: refine cocaine from trace quantities in rivers near sewage outflows???


:clap: Call if you need capital.

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Postby Jebslund » Wed May 01, 2019 12:09 pm

You know, when I ordered some shrimp and some Coke, my understanding was that I'd get two items: A plate of shrimp and a glass of soda. Not a shrimp with some coke in it.
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Postby Senkaku » Wed May 01, 2019 12:10 pm

Jebslund wrote:You know, when I ordered some shrimp and some Coke, my understanding was that I'd get two items: A plate of shrimp and a glass of soda. Not a shrimp with some coke in it.

..."shrimp & coke" sounds like the worst cocktail ever invented. Would they just use shrimp blended up in a food processor instead of rum? :p
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Postby Jebslund » Wed May 01, 2019 12:11 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Jebslund wrote:You know, when I ordered some shrimp and some Coke, my understanding was that I'd get two items: A plate of shrimp and a glass of soda. Not a shrimp with some coke in it.

..."shrimp & coke" sounds like the worst cocktail ever invented. Would they just use shrimp blended up in a food processor instead of rum? :p

Hey, I'd give it a taste.
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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:12 pm

Jebslund wrote:
Senkaku wrote:..."shrimp & coke" sounds like the worst cocktail ever invented. Would they just use shrimp blended up in a food processor instead of rum? :p

Hey, I'd give it a taste.


Niche bar drink idea...
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Postby New Totzka » Wed May 01, 2019 12:13 pm

So now the shrimp are musselling in on the Suffolk cocaine market. Sounds fishy to me.
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Postby Inkopolitia » Wed May 01, 2019 12:15 pm

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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:19 pm

New Totzka wrote:So now the Shrimp are musselling in on the suffolk cocaine market. Sounds fishy to me.


The original dealers were being shellfish. Tbh, it's a great oppor-tuna-ty to stir up the pond and snag the competition.

Ok ill shut up.
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Postby Aclion » Wed May 01, 2019 12:20 pm

Great this will go great with the cocaine in the pineapples.

(bet you guys can't do puns on that)
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Postby Digital Planets » Wed May 01, 2019 12:21 pm

The Chuck wrote:
New Totzka wrote:So now the Shrimp are musselling in on the suffolk cocaine market. Sounds fishy to me.


The original dealers were being shellfish. Tbh, it's a great oppor-tuna-ty to stir up the pond and snag the competition.

Ok ill shut up.


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Postby Valrifell » Wed May 01, 2019 12:22 pm

What's next? Crab and heroin?
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed May 01, 2019 12:24 pm

Ifreann wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:It's not the easiest method of drug smuggling.

Much less noticeable than when a whale shows up in the Thames, though.


All the cocaine is in pineapples these days...
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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:26 pm

Aclion wrote:Great this will go great with the cocaine in the pineapples.

(bet you guys can't do puns on that)


Pina Coke-adas anyone?
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed May 01, 2019 12:27 pm

Mantis shrimp are nasty fucks, I am surprised they are not cooking meth down there.
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Postby Senkaku » Wed May 01, 2019 12:35 pm

Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed :p
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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:37 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed :p


Just imagine taking a dip in the ocean and a giant squid zips by underwater faster than a speed boat.
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Postby Ifreann » Wed May 01, 2019 12:38 pm

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Postby The Chuck » Wed May 01, 2019 12:41 pm

Ifreann wrote:(Image)


Woah... Ifreann, call some engineers, perpetual motion in the ocean with doped up shellfish :p i think you found the answer to infinite energy
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Postby TAye2 » Wed May 01, 2019 12:42 pm

:clap: :clap: :rofl: haha idiot
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Postby Valrifell » Wed May 01, 2019 12:45 pm

The Chuck wrote:
Ifreann wrote:(Image)


Woah... Ifreann, call some engineers, perpetual motion in the ocean with doped up shellfish :p i think you found the answer to infinite energy


I know this is a joke, but I'm gonna be a buzzkill anyway.

The motion isn't perpetual and the energy isn't infinite.
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Postby Heloin » Wed May 01, 2019 12:46 pm

Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

A very strange remake of Trainspotting.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed May 01, 2019 12:47 pm

Valrifell wrote:
The Chuck wrote:
Woah... Ifreann, call some engineers, perpetual motion in the ocean with doped up shellfish :p i think you found the answer to infinite energy


I know this is a joke, but I'm gonna be a buzzkill anyway.

The motion isn't perpetual and the energy isn't infinite.


That depends on how much cocaine is involved....
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed May 01, 2019 12:59 pm

Valrifell wrote:
The Chuck wrote:
Woah... Ifreann, call some engineers, perpetual motion in the ocean with doped up shellfish :p i think you found the answer to infinite energy


I know this is a joke, but I'm gonna be a buzzkill anyway.

The motion isn't perpetual and the energy isn't infinite.

Clearly you have never met a shrimp on meth before.
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Postby The Holy Therns » Wed May 01, 2019 1:06 pm

The shrimps have the good stuff.
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Postby Inkopolitia » Wed May 01, 2019 1:08 pm

Senkaku wrote:
Valrifell wrote:What's next? Crab and heroin?

Squid and speed :p

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