Brigadier General Isaak Eisenhauer
Commander Ingrid Grimsdottir
Unit Officers
Tsavo Air Force Base, Kubati
Anowa
03/12/2019 - 6:12 AM AST
The duo walking down the hall drew a few looks, more than an equal amount of salutes, promptly returned in kind. One of them stood nearly six and a half feet tall, greying hair, just as many scars as wrinkles on his face, and a demeanour that called for a measure of respect. The other was a half foot taller, red haired, equally as scarred, built like someone turned an IFV into flesh, and with a motherly air about her.
The shorter of the two spoke, "Commander, are you sure about-"
"Yes, General. I am." came the response.
What came next was simply a sigh, Eisenhauer shook his head. It was one thing to shove a bunch of multinationals together... but when one of them just so happened to have shot an officer less than a decade ago it was, well concerning. "Listen, Ingrid, heart to heart. I don't feel like getting fucking shot. I know you'd probably just backhand him into a wall before he got a shot off-"
"I can't dodge bullets Isaak."
"-But the rest of us are mortal. I feel like you kinda jumped the shark here. Not just with him but with Hefetz as well."
Ingrid looked down at the man, "Hefetz passed SPECTRS training with one eye, no legs, and fucked up hands. He's not a bad choice."
The general paused, his hand forming into a blade for a moment before he relaxed, "Ingrid, the man walks around on two chunks of curved metal and carbon fiber. You know that shit doesn't break, it shatters and they cost a stupid fucking amount."
"And we have funding. Would you rather him get shot in the leg and bleed out or get a replacement in a week?" with that Ingrid continued walking. Eisenhauer simply huffed in response, catching up soon enough.
After a few dozen more meters the duo entered a rather cramped room. One window was open, exposing a hole filled screen keeping exactly zero bugs out, and enough of the sunrise to leave a blind man squinting. The operators of the unit had already assembled for their first, well, 'briefing'. And the duo could tell.
Everyone had gotten here about 12 hours ago... or so. They'd already been given the chance to settle in, shove their stuff into a footlocker, get their bearings of where it was the shitters were, and so on. Kubati was quite literally a hot mess, if the heat didn't kill you, the wildlife would, and if the wildlife didn't the malaria would. It just chained all the way down, until you left the province. It was an ungodly 34 degrees Celsius, and had a humidity of 86 percent. If you walked outside you would be smacked in the face with a wave of heat so hard you might actually get knocked the fuck out. Despite the heat, Kubati was a nice plot of land... if you ignored the UXOs.
So the heat in the room with all those people assembled meant that not only was it stupidly fucking warm, but it also smelled. Eisenhauer's eyebrows raised as he walked over to the window. "Sorry folks, projector only works in the dark." he sealed the window before closing the shutters. At the back of the room, Ingrid clicked the light off.
Eisenhauer started, "Right so. Introductions. I'm Brigadier General Isaak Eisenhauer. Unit commander and Liaison to the UN, which is quite graciously aiding us in this endeavour." he clicked the projector on, letting it hum to life as he continued, "You've likely seen the beast at the back there by now, that's Commander Grimsdottir, I suppose you could call her the unit's XO, but we aren't too formal with rank. We're all professionals, we all have viable experiences and I swear to god if one more boot fucking officer bitches at me about a breach of protocol someone's gonna die. I know a few of you can relate." he pointed to another man sitting in the back row who promptly stood, "That's the units Chief Medical Officer, Doctor Elijah Borfitz. Anything from a stubbed toe to a pregnancy scare you go to him. You'll get to know him later as you will have to go through a physical before we get into the thick of things."
The man picked up a clicker from the projector. "Right so, I'm sure you've all heard the tale by now, short story shorter, bad dudes are doing bad dude things. They call themselves Dolus, somewhat narcissistically that's the pagan god of trickery. They've got some WMDs from old mothballed black sites we Anowans foolishly forgot to actually dismantle... Whoops." A click revealed the image of a rather rudimentary warhead. "Normally these are variably yield up to 500 kilotons but we aren't sure if they've been amped up any further. So obviously the worry makes sense."
Another click, showing a myriad of photos ranging from maps to buildings, "That is our primary objective, get those nukes back and do what we can to dismantle these sociopaths and their quest for terror. That being said, intel does take time to rack up or otherwise become actionable, so the various governments of the world will sometimes just give us small time jobs to do. It'll help drum up support and build international ties, so it's not exactly a bad idea."
Another click revealed a deck of cards, though an aged one, and with names more akin to an Argaritan soap opera than anything. "We also have a liost of potential HVTs, the few of you with interrogative experiences will be given a crack at them when they come in, some of them willing, others less so. Enhanced interrogation methods will be given if the situation needs it. Don't go breaking Bobby the Snitch's nose because he doesn't know what color Sagittarius A is."
Another click and the screen turned blank. The light would flick back on and the General would continue, clapping his hands together, "So, questions?"