Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris - France
Macron II "Baphomet" - The Portal from Hell
April 16th, 2019 AD
The Cathedral slowly began to resemble Macron II "Baphomet's" homeworld - a flaming inferno. The old structure was slowly engulfed with hellish fire, consistently turning history into nothing but mere carbon to be pumped into the atmoshphere that will hopefully increase the temperature of this cold planet. As the bells rang as it fell down from where it was attached, Macron II "Baphomet" assumed the podium with six hundred sixty-six of minions as his audience. He paused briefly before beginning his speech.
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Christian."
Macron II "Baphomet" issues orders for a huge funeral pyre to be built for religious leaders to be assembled by the river. Lighting the pyre with his glare, he arranged a meeting for the priests to meet their God. Macron II "Baphomet" then mounts his horse and began assembling his troops conduct the 1st Satanic Crusade against Christianity.