✯ LENINADE INC. [OPEN] ✯

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:20 am

PLACE ORDER ✯ DISTRIBUTION ✯ PARTNERSHIP

War is Best-Served Cold!

Ленинад (Leninade) INC. ®, founded in 2000 by Gorbunkov Prokhor Denisovich, a former Red Army Colonel who settled-down in the States after the Third Pacific War; is a soda production and distribution company subsidized by the Pan-Asiatic States and operating in the Pan-Asiatic States. Leninade is dedicated to liquifying the essence of a violent proletariat uprising and bringing it to every street corner. The refreshing taste of a crisp bottle will level out even the most bourgeois of people and incite them to rebel.

The company has its roots in the classic LENNINADE Soviet-flavored soda drink but has since branched out to include many other flavors, which can be found below.

The company is not responsible for any sudden urges to overthrow the government after the consumption of any of the LENINADE INC. ® products.

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:12 am

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Ленинад (Leninade) INC. ® creates each unique and powerful flavor by draining the raw essence out of indoctrinated Asian Communist Youth League members. While Leninade REVOLUTION RED ® (Classic) is statistically the most predominant and favored beverage, with its spicy-citrus mystery ingredient having burned many a teenagers' throat, other drinks such as Juchejuice and Trotsky Iced Tea tend to have their own cult followings as well for their uniquely 'energetic' flavors.

According to The Huffington Post, the "flavor isn't really Leninade's selling point. It's the Soviet puns stamped to the bottle's label". The slogans on the bottle make fun of Soviet phraseology and propaganda, with phrases such as "A Taste Worth Standing In Line For!", "Get Hammered & Sickled!", "Drink Comrade! Drink! It's This or the Gulag!" and "War is Best Served Cold".

Katharine Shilcutt of the Houston Press described Leninade as being "like pink lemonade with just light carbonation. I really enjoyed it ... It's a light, fun summer drink to be served with a wink and enjoyed with tongue firmly planted in cheek".

In a review of Leninade, Steve Tanner of BevReview said, "The bottle is a nice keepsake by itself, as the graphics are printed directly on the glass ... The bottle itself does not describe the flavor, and upon the sip, it's rather hard to place. There are elements of lemon, citrus, cherry, and grapefruit… at least that's what my tastes buds were saying. ... The non-traditional flavor profile helps it stand alone both in positioning and taste. Leninade is as unique as finding an Eastern Bloc Olympic athlete not using steroids. Recommended!"

Product Catalogue:

Leninade REVOLUTION RED ® (Classic) - 1.99 NSD each - 39.99 NSD per case
Leninade "KERENSKY", Lime-flavored ® - 1.99 NSD each - 39.99 NSD per case
Leninade "TSAR", Vanilla-flavored ® - 1.99 NSD each - 39.99 NSD per case
Trotsky Iced Tea ® (Classic) - 0.59 NSD each - 6.99 NSD per case
Trotsky Iced Tea, Lemon and Apple Revision ® - 0.59 NSD each - 6.99 NSD per case
Trotsky Iced Tea, Mint Revision ® - 0.59 NSD each - 6.99 NSD per case
Juchejuice Orange ® (Classic) - 0.99 NSD each - 12.99 NSD per case
Juchejuice Cherry ® - 0.99 NSD each - 12.99 NSD per case
Juchejuice Grape ® - 0.99 NSD each - 12.99 NSD per case
Juchejuice Blueberry ® - 0.99 NSD each - 12.99 NSD per case
Juchejuice 'Mao Zedong Mango' ® - 0.99 NSD each - 12.99 NSD per case

Wanna buy some LENINADE INC. ® products?

Code: Select all: [pre]LENINADE INC. - Order Form [b]Name of Recipient:[/b] [b]Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.):[/b] [b]Nation:[/b] [b]Mailing Address:[/b] [b]Products to be purchased:[/b] [b]Amount of cases/bottles each:[/b] [b]Method of payment:[/b] [b]Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.):[/b][/pre]

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:31 am

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Ленинад (Leninade) INC. ® also offers Vending Units for sale across all countries, with free monthly maintenance and free shipping. LENINADE INC. Vending Units cost just 151.99 NSD each, and can be shipped to any location, any time, anywhere, instantly. Modeled after the vending machines of Coke and Pepsi, LENINADE INC. Vending Units give off a proletariat vibe that attracts customers to machines like Red Guard echelons to Tienanmen Square.

Want LENINADE INC. ® products available for purchase in your nation?

Code: Select all: [pre]LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form [b]Name of Recipient:[/b] [b]Nation:[/b] [b]List of cities to have machines: [/b][b]Mailing Address:[/b] [b]Amount of machines per city:[/b] [b]Any local flavors?[/b] [b]Method of payment:[/b] [b]Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.):[/b][/pre]

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:42 am

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Parties, Communist or not, are always better with LENINADE INC. ®

Ленинад (Leninade) INC. ® partners itself with various other companies, groups, and organizations in the spirit of comradeliness and good vibes. If you are a business, company, or organization that would like to partner with LENINADE INC. ®, then send in the application below. If you are a sports team that is seeking a sponsorship from LENINADE INC. ®, then please send in the application below the first one.

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Code: Select all: [pre]LENINADE INC. - Partnership Form [b]Name of Representative:[/b] [b]Company/Organization (required):[/b] [b]Nation:[/b] [b]Storefront (required):[/b] [b]Nature of partnership (required):[/b] [b]Additional comments/concerns:[/b][/pre]

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Code: Select all: [pre]LENINADE INC. - Sponsorship Application Form [b]Name of team:[/b] [b]Sport (required):[/b] [b]Nation:[/b] [b]Tournaments/Games:[/b] [b]Nature of sponsorship (required):[/b] [b]Additional comments/concerns:[/b][/pre]

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:48 am

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by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:48 am

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by **Reino do Brazil** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:55 am

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
Name of Recipient: Estado Liquido
Nation: Reino do Brazil
List of cities to have machines: New Frontier, North Amazon, Ur, Alcoa, Minho and on all Imperial Oil gas stations
Mailing Address: Rua Lidia Barloff 345 56th floor suite 324
Amount of machines per city: 1300 in total
Any local flavors? not at the moment
Method of payment: Money wire
Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): by sea or air fraight to our warehouses in New Frontier[/pre]

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:05 am

Reino do Brazil wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
    Name of  Recipient: Estado Liquido
    Nation: Reino do Brazil
    List of cities to have machines: New Frontier, North Amazon, Ur, Alcoa, Minho and on all Imperial Oil gas stations
    Mailing Address: Rua Lidia Barloff 345 56th floor suite 324
    Amount of machines per city: 1300 in total
    Any local flavors? not at the moment
    Method of payment: Money wire
    Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): by sea or air fraight to our warehouses in New Frontier

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Your vending machines are on the way!

by **Pilipinas and Malaya** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 4:20 am

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: RC Cola Distribution Incorporated
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Nationwide distribution
Nation: Pilipinas and Malaya
Mailing Address: Manila Port, Pilipinas and Malaya
Products to be purchased: All listed variants available
Amount of cases/bottles each: 100000 cases of each variant
Method of payment: NSD 6,000,000
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.):Shipping to Manila Port, we will handle the rest

LENINADE INC. - Partnership Form
Name of Representative: Eduardo Abalos
Company/Organization (required): RC Cola Distribution Incorporated
Nation: Pilipinas and Malaya
Storefront (required): All cities in Pilipinas and Malaya
Nature of partnership (required): To continue distribution after aforementioned purchase
Additional comments/concerns: We will split the profits on Leninade’s discretion but will not accept anything below 30% profit intake for our company.

by **Beloura** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:42 am

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
    Name of  Recipient: Estado Liquido Beloura
    Nation: The Colony of Beloura
    List of cities to have machines: Leiria, Albufeira, Pederne, schools and gas stations
    Mailing Address: Avenida de Portugal 324 7th floor
    Amount of machines per city: 800 in total
    Any local flavors? no
    Method of payment: wire
    Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): sea freight

by **Indosekai** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:57 am

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: Andhika Kusumadjaya
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Nationwide Distribution
Nation:Free Land of Indosekai
Mailing Address:Pendekar Port, Indosekai
Products to be purchased: All listed variants available
Amount of cases/bottles each: 100000 cases of each variant
Method of payment: Cash On Delivery (COD)
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): Delivered by cargo ship

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:32 am

Pilipinas and Malaya wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: RC Cola Distribution Incorporated
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Nationwide distribution
Nation: Pilipinas and Malaya
Mailing Address: Manila Port, Pilipinas and Malaya
Products to be purchased: All listed variants available
Amount of cases/bottles each: 100000 cases of each variant
Method of payment: NSD 6,000,000
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.):Shipping to Manila Port, we will handle the rest

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Your products are on the way!

Pilipinas and Malaya wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Partnership Form
Name of Representative: Eduardo Abalos
Company/Organization (required): RC Cola Distribution Incorporated
Nation: Pilipinas and Malaya
Storefront (required): All cities in Pilipinas and Malaya
Nature of partnership (required): To continue distribution after aforementioned purchase
Additional comments/concerns: We will split the profits on Leninade’s discretion but will not accept anything below 30% profit intake for our company.

【 Partnership Accepted! 】
We hope to continue our mutual prosperity in this endeavor!

We will ensure that 60% of each bottle's profit will go to RC Cola, 40% will be maintenance, distribution, and manufacturing cuts on par with LENINADE INC.

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:34 am

Beloura wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
    Name of  Recipient: Estado Liquido Beloura
    Nation: The Colony of Beloura
    List of cities to have machines: Leiria, Albufeira, Pederne, schools and gas stations
    Mailing Address: Avenida de Portugal 324 7th floor
    Amount of machines per city: 800 in total
    Any local flavors? no
    Method of payment: wire
    Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): sea freight

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Your vending machines are on the way!

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:35 am

Indosekai wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: Andhika Kusumadjaya
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Nationwide Distribution
Nation:Free Land of Indosekai
Mailing Address:Pendekar Port, Indosekai
Products to be purchased: All listed variants available
Amount of cases/bottles each: 100000 cases of each variant
Method of payment: Cash On Delivery (COD)
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): Delivered by cargo ship

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Your products are on the way!

by **Gagium** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:48 am

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
Name of  Recipient: Anti-Anime-Association of the Federation of Conservative Nations
Nation: Gagium
List of cities to have machines: St. Louis,Commonwealth of Missouri
Mailing Address: 859 Ozark Road (Headquarters of the Gagium-Section AAA)
Amount of machines per city: 4
Any local flavors? All non-juice products/flavors
Method of payment: Direct transfer of NSD from offshore banking account
Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): Air freight to St. Louis International preferably

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:54 am

Gagium wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Vending Machine Purchase Form
Name of  Recipient: Anti-Anime-Association of the Federation of Conservative Nations
Nation: Gagium
List of cities to have machines: St. Louis,Commonwealth of Missouri
Mailing Address: 859 Ozark Road (Headquarters of the Gagium-Section AAA)
Amount of machines per city: 4
Any local flavors? All non-juice products/flavors
Method of payment: Direct transfer of NSD from offshore banking account
Method of delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): Air freight to St. Louis International preferably

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Your vending machines are on the way!

A Pan-Asiatic C-390 will air freight your products. Enjoy a refreshing of taste of realpolitik!

by **Reino do Brazil** » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:54 am

Due to the high acceptance of the product, Estado Liquido requests to increase our order to 70000 machines.

Lourenço Almada,CEO Estado Liquido

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 4:22 am

Reino do Brazil wrote:Due to the high acceptance of the product, Estado Liquido requests to increase our order to 70000 machines.

Lourenço Almada,CEO Estado Liquido

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More vending machines are on the way! Xaxaxa!

by **Cartoonia** » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:19 pm

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: Kwik-E-Mart Inc.
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Stockpiling, distribution 
Nation: Cartoonia
Mailing Address: 28374 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Cartoonia
Products to be purchased:
Leninade REVOLUTION RED
Leninade "KERENSKY", Lime-flavored
Juchejuice Orange ® (Classic) 
Amount of cases/bottles each: 40 cases (10 bottles each)
Method of payment: Wiring funds from company treasury 
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): doorstep, at our stores.

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:11 am

Cartoonia wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Order Form
Name of  Recipient: Kwik-E-Mart Inc.
Intent of Purchase (Personal consumption, stockpiling, etc.): Stockpiling, distribution 
Nation: Cartoonia
Mailing Address: 28374 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, Cartoonia
Products to be purchased:
Leninade REVOLUTION RED
Leninade "KERENSKY", Lime-flavored
Juchejuice Orange ® (Classic) 
Amount of cases/bottles each: 40 cases (10 bottles each)
Method of payment: Wiring funds from company treasury 
Method of Delivery (Doorstep, P.O box, etc.): doorstep, at our stores.

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Your products are on the way! Drink to the health of Communism!

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:05 am

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by **Bruke** » Thu Apr 18, 2019 2:27 am

LENINADE INC. - Sponsorship Application Form
Name of team: RUDies
Sport (required): Soccer
Nation: Bruke
Tournaments/Games: City/County Tournament
Nature of sponsorship (required): We would like enough Leninade to last us throughout the tournament, and in return we will wear jerseys with your logo on it. The tournament only last a few days, since there are a small number of teams (less than 6 overall). 
Additional comments/concerns: Your drinks are fantastic- redder than Prol Park- refreshing, and helping us STICK IT TO THE BABYLONIANS!

by **A m e n r i a** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 8:24 am

LENINADE INC. - Sponsorship Application Form
Name of team: Seoul N-Forcers
Sport (required): Quidditch
Nation: Empire of Amenria
Tournaments/Games: Quidditch World Cup 9
Nature of sponsorship (required): Just give them some Juchejuice, it'll be funny and ironic.
Additional comments/concerns: There ain't anything haram in those, are there?

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:09 pm

Bruke wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Sponsorship Application Form
Name of team: RUDies
Sport (required): Soccer
Nation: Bruke
Tournaments/Games: City/County Tournament
Nature of sponsorship (required): We would like enough Leninade to last us throughout the tournament, and in return we will wear jerseys with your logo on it. The tournament only last a few days, since there are a small number of teams (less than 6 overall). 
Additional comments/concerns: Your drinks are fantastic- redder than Prol Park- refreshing, and helping us STICK IT TO THE BABYLONIANS!

【 Sponsorship Accepted! 】
Couriers packed with LENINADE INC. products are on the way!

With LENINADE INC. on your side, the Babylonians' defeat is secure! Score for the Motherland, boys!

by **Pan-Asiatic States** » Mon Apr 29, 2019 1:11 pm

A m e n r i a wrote:

LENINADE INC. - Sponsorship Application Form
Name of team: Seoul N-Forcers
Sport (required): Quidditch
Nation: Empire of Amenria
Tournaments/Games: Quidditch World Cup 9
Nature of sponsorship (required): Just give them some Juchejuice, it'll be funny and ironic.
Additional comments/concerns: There ain't anything haram in those, are there?

【 Sponsorship Accepted! 】
Couriers packed with endless Juchejuice are on the way!

Go get 'em! 'Bout time NS Sports receive an official RP introduction to LENINADE INC.!
~~Remember, defeat merits a gulag pass!~~

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