Boomer Juice Limited
Hey, libtard!
Ever thought to yourself: "Oh my, why can't I get any action with the ladies? What's wrong with me?", ever thought about how being a millennial brought you down and made you sad?
Well, then I've got great news for you my friend! It's delicious fresh Boomer Juice - a mix between delicious Monster Energy and millennial tears will quench your thirst and make you the man you desire to be! You will no longer have to worry about being a liberal, the housing market or the impeding market crash!
Check out these amazing flavors!:
This is the delicious Boomer Juice original "Old Faithful". The mix of Taurine and liberal tears is guaranteed to make your tongue burst with flavour! This drink is so XTREME that at least 32 BOOMERS have had HEART ATTACKS while drinking this. Perfect to take out in the old Chevrolet, or to drink in the divorce court.
Expert rating: 8/10.
Ingredients:
Liberal Tears (36%)
Monster Energy
Sugar (63%)
may contain traces of salt and human flesh
This is the refreshing and thirst-quenching BOOMER JUICE XTREME T34R5. This is one of the most well-known boomer juice drinks, and features a whopping 72% Millenial-Tear-rate. You can taste the laziness and degenerate behaviour with every sip! This is a definite go-to when you go fishing with the boys on a Saturday, or if you take a wild one on the lawn mower at 3:00 AM.
Expert rating: 11/10.
Ingredients:
Liberal Tears (72%)
Monster Energy Zero Ultra
Sugar (43%)
May contain traces of salt, human flesh and epic liberal triggering
This is the great and legitimate BOOMER JUICE ISRAEL. Crack a cold one open with the boys to trigger the radical islamic terrorists and the millenials that back America's enemies. Honour those that died during the hundreds of genocides against Jewish people. Give the finger to anti-semitism with this refreshing beverage, and tell the liberals to buzz off, because the legitimate state of Israel is here to stay.
Expert rating: 1488/10.
Ingredients:
Liberal Tears (54%)
Monster Energy
Benjamin Netanyahu's sweat
Sugar (23%)
May contain traces of salt, human flesh and Palestinian children
So, are you convinced yet, you entitled millennial piece of work? Well, ofcourse you are! Now you want to order some refreshing Boomer Juice, but how?
Right this way:
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BOOMER JUICE
What brand of boomer juice would you like to buy?:
How much cans of boomer juice would you like to purchase? (3 NS Dollar/can):
How would you like to transport the boomer juice?:
Do you accept that the legitimate state of Israel is completely peaceful and lawful in its policies, and that it is the only great country in the middle east?:
Do you believe that any other idea than the one-state solution in which Israel takes back its rightful territory is good and realistic?:
Do you accept that all millennials are entitled and spoiled?:
Do you see that liberals are always to be either triggered or rekt?:
Well, go ahead and buy it, you good-for-nothing bum!
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