China is the real Australia

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Poll is up.

None of the above!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Poll is up.

None of the above!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you type normally? There’s a zoom in and enlarge font function.

[Foxfound]

My contacts have handed me a list of key figures, locations, and events relevant to this branch of the Conspiracy:

• Steve Irwin
• The Great Emu War
• The Western Australia Secession Referendum
• The Chatham Islands
• New Zealand in general
• Jules Verne's The Clipper of the Clouds (also known as Robur the Conqueror)
• Hobbiton (the real one)
• The Gallipoli Campaign
• Queen Elizabeth II (or THE QUEEN, to use her proper title as specified in the Act of Union)
• possibly many others

[Foxfound]

I have a vision for the future of this thread, once we get the Australia issue settled once and for all. It's going to go places.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Can you type normally? There’s a zoom in and enlarge font function.

No, I can't.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

No, I can't.[/color]

Don’t change my words and using that font to impersonate moderators isn’t allowed iirc.

[Cedoria]

So us Aussies are aliens then... That explains a lot.




Yep, you got us, we had a big secretive meeting about it in an underground military base in the hollowed out Ayers Rock that told us the whole deal. Now prepare for your new Australien overlords.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

No, I can't.[/color]

Don’t change my words and using that font to impersonate moderators isn’t allowed iirc.

I didn't impersonate a moderator and I didn't change your words.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

So us Aussies are aliens then... That explains a lot.




Yep, you got us, we had a big secretive meeting about it in an underground military base in the hollowed out Ayers Rock that told us the whole deal. Now prepare for your new Australien overlords.

To be fair, people who actually move to Australia (‘immigrants’ since 1945) are just Austrians and not AustrALIENS.

[Foxfound]

I'm actually kind of worried this will be locked soon the way it's going... I'm going to need to finalize my plan for it within the next 24 hours.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

End this thread, Now! The truth must never be reveled.

[Foxfound]

End this thread, Now! The truth must never be reveled.

They can't touch me and they know it. The SCP Foundation's been after me ever since I made their website public, and even they haven't made any progress.

But seriously, if we want this thread to survive, we need to stabilize it. My idea of a new fun topic every week is one of several possibilities.

[Memeosan]

I think they are onto me, I must get out of Earth before it's too late.

[Far Easter Republic]

Are you drunk or high?

Definitely at least one of those things.

Probably both.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

All of the above.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

I think they are onto me, I must get out of Earth before it's too late.

GOT EM

[Vetalia]

I think they are onto me, I must get out of Earth before it's too late.

I'm going to blow your mind and everyone else's here...we're not on Earth, we're actually on Mars and have been the whole time. The Illuminati made Galileo switch the names of the planets in the 16th century to confuse the Reptillians.

[Valrifell]

So us Aussies are aliens then... That explains a lot.




Yep, you got us, we had a big secretive meeting about it in an underground military base in the hollowed out Ayers Rock that told us the whole deal. Now prepare for your new Australien overlords.

To be fair, people who actually move to Australia (‘immigrants’ since 1945) are just Austrians and not AustrALIENS.

Now, you're going to have to clarify, when you say "Australia" do you mean the REAL Austrailia (what the normies call China) or the desolate wasteland full of aliens and weirdos?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

To be fair, people who actually move to Australia (‘immigrants’ since 1945) are just Austrians and not AustrALIENS.

Now, you're going to have to clarify, when you say "Australia" do you mean the REAL Austrailia (what the normies call China) or the desolate wasteland full of aliens and weirdos?

The fake one, just an outback with no life that can survive.

[Valrifell]

Now, you're going to have to clarify, when you say "Australia" do you mean the REAL Austrailia (what the normies call China) or the desolate wasteland full of aliens and weirdos?

The fake one, just an outback with no life that can survive.

But a few Austrians live there?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

The fake one, just an outback with no life that can survive.

But a few Austrians live there?

Yes, but they are in safe spots and sustained by alien technology they mistake for human technology.

[Senkaku]

dril is that you

[Valrifell]

But a few Austrians live there?

Yes, but they are in safe spots and sustained by alien technology they mistake for human technology.

Ah, okay, makes sense now.

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

dril is that you

Who is Dril?

[The Galactic Liberal Democracy]

Apparently the French and the commies did it.