In all fairness, I was inspired by this (presumably joke) draft.
A personal favorite! I think it's somewhat similar, buuut honestly I couldn't resist the idea of a 144.2 followup any longer.
Title: Corruption, Contemplation, and Cuteness Amok
The Issue: Secretariat, a horse recently elected as mayor of @@ANIMAL@@ City, has been vetoing every single bill coming into office, sternly shouting "Neigh!" every time.
Validity: Followup to 144.2
Option 1: "I'm not thrilled that we have these cabbage heads who are elected town councilors," whines @@RANDOMNAME@@, having lost the local election to Ms. Snuggleworth, a cat that's currently cleaning herself on your desk. "But even you have to admit they are all for show. Surely only legitimate, legal-citizen-based decisions on legislation count, right?" @@HE@@ steps in a puddle left behind by one of your junior MPs.
[effect] towns are often run by puppets
Option 2: "Aw, horse pucky! This is all a problem with communication," says everything-whisperer Madam LaBrie, caressing her latest book, Dog Eat Dog and Catty Politics: How to Tell the Roosters from the Chickens. "They don't speak in words, after all. If you gave my organization permission, and proper funding, we can translate politicians' ramblings to the masses for you, and you'll have genuine answers straight form the horse's mouth."
[effect] well-paid translators repeat whatever politicians just said
Option 3: "You're right, they don't speak intelligible language! So how can this horse be making such smart-ass decisions?" interrogates purity extremist @@RANDOMNAME@@, lead suspect of the high-profile criminal investigation of the dismemberment of recently-elected government official Cardboard Cutout of @@LEADER@@. "I smell a horse's ass. Regardless of who's pulling the strings, we need to send these corrupt politicians and their cohorts to the glue factory!"
[effect] toilet paper rolls' political careers have been flushed down the toilet
Option 4: "Meow!" trills Ms. Snuggleworth, pushing off all the papers on your desk aside from a bill proposing her latest agenda be made policy nationwide.
[effect] cats are people too