TET: All Under Heaven

[Hurdergaryp]

You feeling ok?

I think the problem is that he's feeling. Best avoided.

There's a perfectly pleasant and not at all ghastly reason why I am currently smiling. Why not join me in merriment?

[Jetan]

It's seriously starting to grind my gears how much the higher ups at work treat our location as the red headed stepchild. There's three locations, let's call them A, B and C. A and B are busy, have full opening hours, lot's of traffic, etc. and C is a small scale location with limited opening hours and much less traffic. It mostly functions as an expansion of A, which is the "main location", mostly because it's close to administration. It's also bit busier than B, where I work. A is the one that is always considered first and accomodated first, even at the expense of the other two locations. For instance, we got the next months shifts today. Well, on several days several people from our location (yours turly included) have been marked to A, despite A already having more people on shift than us, even before taking into account the people being sent to A. This will leave B understaffed. Meaning that for marginal benefit to A, they're willing to completely fuck over B.

Welcome to the corporate world, enjoy your stay and be ever vigilant.

It's the municipality, but some practices do indeed seem to transcend the private sector-public sector chasm.

[Hurdergaryp]

Welcome to the corporate world, enjoy your stay and be ever vigilant.

It's the municipality, but some practices do indeed seem to transcend the private sector-public sector chasm.

Memetic infection from several decades of dogmatic market thinking. All is the market, and the market is all.

[Gallade]

I think the problem is that he's feeling. Best avoided.

There's a perfectly pleasant and not at all ghastly reason why I am currently smiling. Why not join me in merriment?

Sure, why not. I haven't had lunch yet.

[Gallade]

Welcome to the corporate world, enjoy your stay and be ever vigilant.

It's the municipality, but some practices do indeed seem to transcend the private sector-public sector chasm.

The best things in life are free
But you can leave them to the birds and the bees.
I want cost/price analysis.
Bom bom bom
That's what I want.

[Ethel mermania]

There's a perfectly pleasant and not at all ghastly reason why I am currently smiling. Why not join me in merriment?

Sure, why not. I haven't had lunch yet.

Did someone say lunch?

[Pax Nerdvana]

Sure, why not. I haven't had lunch yet.

Did someone say lunch?

Lunch is great.

[Jetan]

It's the municipality, but some practices do indeed seem to transcend the private sector-public sector chasm.

The best things in life are free
But you can leave them to the birds and the bees.
I want cost/price analysis.
Bom bom bom
That's what I want.

If you're happy and you know it, cut the costs
If you're happy and you know it, cut the costs
If you're happy and you know it, then your balance sheet will surely show it
If you're happy and you know it, cut the costs

[Hurdergaryp]

It's the municipality, but some practices do indeed seem to transcend the private sector-public sector chasm.

The best things in life are free
But you can leave them to the birds and the bees.
I want cost/price analysis.
Bom bom bom
That's what I want.

Your continued existence is not profitable. Please report to the nearest recycling station.

[Heloin]

The best things in life are free
But you can leave them to the birds and the bees.
I want cost/price analysis.
Bom bom bom
That's what I want.

Your continued existence is not profitable. Please report to the nearest recycling station.

I don't think I've ever been a net gain to any job I've ever worked.

[Gallade]

The best things in life are free
But you can leave them to the birds and the bees.
I want cost/price analysis.
Bom bom bom
That's what I want.

Your continued existence is not profitable. Please report to the nearest recycling station.

I'll have you know that I run this joint so.... Yes, good point.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Your continued existence is not profitable. Please report to the nearest recycling station.

I don't think I've ever been a net gain to any job I've ever worked.

That's probably not true. But then I regularly have to talk myself out of the "fact" of my very existence being a burden and it being very selfish not to dive in front of truck-kun, so maybe we can be distorted-thought buddies.

[Hurdergaryp]

I don't think I've ever been a net gain to any job I've ever worked.

That's probably not true. But then I regularly have to talk myself out of the "fact" of my very existence being a burden and it being very selfish not to dive in front of truck-kun, so maybe we can be distorted-thought buddies.

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

[Dumb Ideologies]

That's probably not true. But then I regularly have to talk myself out of the "fact" of my very existence being a burden and it being very selfish not to dive in front of truck-kun, so maybe we can be distorted-thought buddies.

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

Thanks, I think

[Heloin]

That's probably not true. But then I regularly have to talk myself out of the "fact" of my very existence being a burden and it being very selfish not to dive in front of truck-kun, so maybe we can be distorted-thought buddies.

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

This is what I get for being an organ donor.

[Hurdergaryp]

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

This is what I get for being an organ donor.

Autonomous spare parts container, as we call them in the business.

[Heloin]

This is what I get for being an organ donor.

Autonomous spare parts container, as we call them in the business.

"Happy. Hello fellow citizen. I am ASCP-7391, it is good to meet you. Let us both go to the entertainment venue to enjoy the newest audio-visual story."

[Gallade]

That's probably not true. But then I regularly have to talk myself out of the "fact" of my very existence being a burden and it being very selfish not to dive in front of truck-kun, so maybe we can be distorted-thought buddies.

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

Please do not inconvenience truck drivers with such methods, they're crucial to the economic network. Consider life.

[Hurdergaryp]

Please keep yourself intact, it facilitates the harvesting of your precious organs and bodily fluids.

Please do not inconvenience truck drivers with such methods, they're crucial to the economic network. Consider life.

Our complex machine civilization thrives thanks to the advanced logistics that makes the distribution of consumer goods possible. Do not disturb this magnificent process, for it provides us with our material needs.

[Heloin]

Please do not inconvenience truck drivers with such methods, they're crucial to the economic network. Consider life.

Our complex machine civilization thrives thanks to the advanced logistics that makes the distribution of consumer goods possible. Do not disturb this magnificent process, for it provides us with our material needs.

It sounds like this brave new world is balanced on a knifes edge. What if I just give it a little nudge.

[Gallade]

Our complex machine civilization thrives thanks to the advanced logistics that makes the distribution of consumer goods possible. Do not disturb this magnificent process, for it provides us with our material needs.

It sounds like this brave new world is balanced on a knifes edge. What if I just give it a little nudge.

Welp, there goes the burgeoning African tech economy.

[Hurdergaryp]

Our complex machine civilization thrives thanks to the advanced logistics that makes the distribution of consumer goods possible. Do not disturb this magnificent process, for it provides us with our material needs.

It sounds like this brave new world is balanced on a knifes edge. What if I just give it a little nudge.

Now that would just be sad. A bit of institutional internment and strictly enforced reeducation might make a proper citizen out of you, though.

[The Holy Therns]

I keep forgetting birthdays involve so many phone calls. Get off my back already, stupid friends and family.

[Gallade]

I keep forgetting birthdays involve so many phone calls. Get off my back already, stupid friends and family.

I'm sitting RIGHT HERE.

RIGHT THERE.

[Hurdergaryp]

I keep forgetting birthdays involve so many phone calls. Get off my back already, stupid friends and family.

How dare those people congratulate you! It's such an outrage, it almost keeps me from wishing you a merry birthday.