A pro-military, small government, radio show in northern Wellovia...
Now listeners, take a look at this. The World Assembly, that waterlogged fallen tree of an organization that it is, is busy congratulating themselves on their so called “Condemnation” of the United World Order. As if a strongly worded letter makes a hoot of a difference to their evil racists ideology. I'll tell you the only thing an Ordenite understands, they only understand violence. You can cry and moan all you want about their evil ways, write all the letters you want, but unless you're willing to pick up a gun and kick them in the nuts they won't change their inbred ways.
When Wellovian boys and girls went to the West to kick their asses those Orenite scumbags learned what it meant to be condemned. We sent hundred of thousands of their soldiers home in body bags and we'll do it again if we have to. I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only thing worse than a Communist is a Fascist.
Now if you want to want the energy to fight fascists, go to my online store and order a case of NeoWarrior energy drinks. Unlike big pharma drugs, NeoWarrior is made of real ingredients, the raw plants and animal matter that our ancestors consumed to build castles and build the Wellovian nation. None of that factory produced, mass industrialized, beta male, testosterone reducing crap you find in a Montana product. NeoWarrior Energy Drinks will give you the strength and youthful vigor to kick a Nazi’s ass.
And we're going to need that energy soon. With Kraven ships hitting Dienstani waters and that attack in Mokastaña, it's time these pansy isolationists in Mokastaña City get their heads out of their asses and get us back in the fight. We've already losts Zvezda, because no one wants to fight anymore, and now we're being attacked in the Federation.
Now listen, I despise the Federation as much as the next guy, but ain't no one willing to take that punch on the chin sitting down. THEY attacked US, so we need to attack them TWICE OVER! Death to Kraven, death to Ordenites, and death to anyone who tries to control the mountains. We mountain folk are free, and ain't no government in the world gonna take that from us. This is Alex Jyotshi for the Alex Jyotshi Report. Vishnu preserve us!