Manifesto of the Liberal party
The well known politician, Justin Trudeau, makes his way into the Government office in Niagara, where a crowd is waiting for him. He ushers silence, and begins speaking.
“Ladies and Gentlepeople, The history of all of existing Society is a history of class struggles.
Freepeoplekind and slave, patrician and plebeian, Haldune and Benis, Oppressor and Oppressed Gamers stood in Constant opposition to each other, carried on an uninterrupted, first hidden, now APSIAwide battle, that always ended in ruin, a failed workers republic, a scar upon this earth, each time leaving a greater divide between the contending classes.”
“During Earlier years in history we have seen plenty of societal arrangement into classes, a diverse graduation of economic rank. In feudal Zhovka we had Kniaz, Lords, princes, Guild Masters, serfs. In Ancient Song we saw Emporers, Artisians, Peasants and Slaves; and in between all of them lay a common connection of Subordinate Graduations. “
“We live in a society that has not changed, only sprouting from the ruins of feudalism, never doing away with the class antagonisms. Instead we have established new classes of Opression, only taking the place of the old ones.”
“The discovery of America, the rounding of the Cape, opened up fresh ground for the rising moneybags, the filth and greed that came from them. And as the trade routes grew so did the Oppression, with more and more division between the classes. Peoplekind fell into a feudal system of Industry, in which production was monopolised by guilds and no longer sufficed for the needs of the people. The means of manufacturing goods was operated by the Rich guild masters, while the lower class worked for them, not by a will, but by need.”
“This system of working for scraps fueled the markets as they kept ever growing, with demand ever rising. Steam machinery further revolutionised the market, decreasing the demand for a lower class and separating the ranks more and more. Millionaires took roots, and the giant of modern industry, creating the modern industrial machine we live in today.”
“Modern industry has established the world market, for which the discovery of America paved the way. This market has given an immense development to commerce, to navigation, to communication by land. This development has, in its turn, reacted on the extension of industry; and in proportion as industry, commerce, navigation, railways extended, in the same proportion the bourgeoisie developed, increased its capital, and pushed into the background every class handed down from the Middle Ages.”
Trudeau continues on to read through the pages of the Trudeau manifesto, all while the crowds stands in awe at the size of this lad
“...and so we have come to this point in our lives, where not even the Communists can be Communist. Ladies and Gentlepeople, this has changed. The once horrid scenes of OPPRESSION has been cut down, like hay with a sickle. I am proud to announce that the Gettysburg Confederacy and Antes Republic will become one, under one banner. A truly communist banner. Thank you.”
Justin dons Hijab and leaves as the crowd stands in the streets, shocked and speechless
August 12, 1991
