TET: All Under Heaven

[Kannap]

Girl scout cookies are a scam.

They contain 0% girl scout.

A good way to combat our over-population problem would be to put girl scouts back onto the recipe.

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

[Western Vale Confederacy]

A good way to combat our over-population problem would be to put girl scouts back onto the recipe.

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

Popcorn sucks anyways.

[Karu Nadu]

A good way to combat our over-population problem would be to put girl scouts back onto the recipe.

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

We must consult a great learned holy person. Only they would have the answer.

[Karu Nadu]

I love you you big sheep

Are you calling me fat?



And thanks

How many smilies were in those two quotes?

[Ethel mermania]

A good way to combat our over-population problem would be to put girl scouts back onto the recipe.

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

And the boy scouts popcorn is overpriced and sucks.

While thin mints are proof of a benevolent god.

[Hurdergaryp]

Pray that the shockwaves of nuclear explosions do not accidentally kickstart perfectly natural fission reactions of untapped uranium deposits, because the fickle mindset of fate is silly like that. It happened before, there is no valid reason it won't happen again.

You just like to despoil my dystopian fantasy's, dont you.

By now it has become a bit of an obligation, to be honest. The task itself does not bring me joy, but a job well done is a job well done.

[Hurdergaryp]

The trick is to put on some delightfully violent music, log into NationStates and go with the flow.

Ah yes the flame everyone until the mods smite your account solution. Easy and entertaining for everyone else genius.

Now that would be the wrong flow to go with, but it's one many of the less intellectually gifted chose to go with anyway. Their names have been wiped out, their heritage forgotten.

And nothing of value was lost.

[Farnhamia]

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

And the boy scouts popcorn is overpriced and sucks.

While thin mints are proof of a benevolent god.

And Samoas!

[The Blaatschapen]

And the boy scouts popcorn is overpriced and sucks.

While thin mints are proof of a benevolent god.

And Samoas!

American Samoas? Or German Samoas?

[Karu Nadu]

And the boy scouts popcorn is overpriced and sucks.

While thin mints are proof of a benevolent god.

And Samoas!

You mean samosas, right?

[The New California Republic]

And Samoas!

You mean samosas, right?

Samoans.

[Farnhamia]

And Samoas!

You mean samosas, right?

Also good, but no, the Girl Scout cookie that are "vanilla cookies coated in caramel, sprinkled with toasted coconut and laced with chocolatey stripes."

[Hurdergaryp]

And the boy scouts popcorn is overpriced and sucks.

While thin mints are proof of a benevolent god.

And Samoas!

Thin mints and samoas are the work of man, not those of some kind of absurd sky wizard who is as preposterous as he (of course it's a "he", because dozens of centuries of debilitating patriarchy will do that to you) is fickle as fuck.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

You mean samosas, right?

Samoans.

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

[Ethel mermania]

You just like to despoil my dystopian fantasy's, dont you.

By now it has become a bit of an obligation, to be honest. The task itself does not bring me joy, but a job well done is a job well done.

You know, I can respect that, I watch the guy slicing the smoked salmon and it's an art form. A well doing cabling job or electrical wiring does make me smile. Even going to a play, I may not like the play, but its rarely because the actors or musicians are bad, and I appreciate the efforts they put into the roles.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Samoans.

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

Polynesian men

[Hurdergaryp]

Samoans.

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

There is not one single ugly person in that pic, that's why. Nothing wrong with your instinctive appreciation of ethically pleasing visual compositions.

[Heloin]

A good way to combat our over-population problem would be to put girl scouts back onto the recipe.

Speaking of girl scout cookies, how did they luck out with cookies and the boy scouts got stuck with peddling popcorn?

Scouts sell popcorn in America? I've never seen that outside of the grocers.

[Heloin]

Samoans.

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

Every single inch you say, I guess those are some sexy palm trees.

[Karu Nadu]

You mean samosas, right?

Samoans.

Samoan Samosa.

Probably exists. There are even Malagasy Samosas, and I once had a "Sambusa" in an Ethiopian restaurant.

[Ethel mermania]

And Samoas!

Thin mints and samoas are the work of man, not those of some kind of absurd sky wizard who is as preposterous as he (of course it's a "he", because dozens of centuries of debilitating patriarchy will do that to you) is fickle as fuck.

A species of murder monkeys who consider bud light to be an achievement, can not possibly be responsible for the delight that is thin mints.


* note: I stole "murder monkeys" from another poster here. Its glorious and it is how i shall in the future refer to humans.

[Western Vale Confederacy]

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

Polynesian men

The men are attractive, the women are attractive, the background is aesthetically pleasing...

Is this peak beauty?

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

There is not one single ugly person in that pic, that's why. Nothing wrong with your instinctive appreciation of ethically pleasing visual compositions.

I’d certainly like a beach bod like that!

[The New California Republic]

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

Every single inch you say, I guess those are some sexy palm trees.

The sexy hut. Don't forget about the sexy hut. Or maybe it is the Love Shack?

[Ethel mermania]

Every single inch of that picture is attractive and I don’t know why!

Every single inch you say, I guess those are some sexy palm trees.

They look warm and inviting.

[Farnhamia]

Every single inch you say, I guess those are some sexy palm trees.

They look warm and inviting.