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by Olthar » Fri Feb 08, 2019 6:05 pm
by Constaniana » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:22 pm
Olthar wrote:Why does having a cold seem to sap away my inspiration for posting? :<
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Hanafuridake » Fri Feb 08, 2019 8:24 pm
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
by Olthar » Fri Feb 08, 2019 10:52 pm
by Hanafuridake » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:21 am
Lazarian wrote:Press F to pay respects to Reiji.
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
by Constaniana » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:40 am
Lazarian wrote:Press F to pay respects to Reiji.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:20 am
by Olthar » Sat Feb 09, 2019 10:37 am
by Olthar » Sat Feb 09, 2019 11:05 am
by Lazarian » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:29 pm
Olthar wrote:Olthar wrote:It's like a Disney romance but for hired thugs. Now we just need Alexei to break out into a musical number. *nods*
I used to despair,
Because I had bad hair.
I did this for money,
But now it's for loyalty!
Oh Fumiko! Oh Fumiko!
Your accent is strange!
I'll cross every meadow,
And every range!
Oh Fumiko! Oh Fumiko!
Your accent is strange!
I love having dough,
But I won't take a wage!
by Ameriganastan » Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:10 pm
Lazarian wrote:Olthar wrote:I used to despair,
Because I had bad hair.
I did this for money,
But now it's for loyalty!
Oh Fumiko! Oh Fumiko!
Your accent is strange!
I'll cross every meadow,
And every range!
Oh Fumiko! Oh Fumiko!
Your accent is strange!
I love having dough,
But I won't take a wage!soundtrack
BELLE:
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Eric
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd love to be you, Eric
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favourite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Eric
No one's quick as Eric
No one's dick's as incredibly thick as Eric's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, an impure paragon!
You can ask any Tristan, Erosan or Aerion
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
CHORUS (AERION, EROSAN, CAITRIN, GARMICCIANS):
No one's been like Eric
A king pin like Eric
BELLE:
No one's got a swell bend in his dick like Eric!
ERIC:
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
CHORUS:
My what a guy, that Eric!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
BELLE:
Eric is the best
And the rest are all pricks
CHORUS:
No one fights like Eric
Kills pirates like Eric
ERIC:
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Eric!
KATYA AND FUMIKO:
For there's no one as burly and brawny
ERIC:
As you see I've got biceps to spare
BELLE:
Quite a bit of him's scraggly and scrawny
ERIC:
That's not right!
And ev'ry last inch of me just doesn't care!
CHORUS:
No one hits like Eric
Gives no shits like Erics
BELLE:
In a spitting match nobody spits like Eric
ERIC:
I'm especially good at thoooong-wearing!
CHORUS:
Ten points for Eric!
ERIC:
When I was a lad I ate four dozen fish
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen fish
So I'm roughly the size of a barge! (flexes unimpressively)
CHORUS:
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Eric!
No one shoots like Eric
Bangs those beauts like Eric
BELLE:
Then goes tromping around having kids like Eric
ERIC:
I use bar stools in all of my obliterating!
CHORUS:
My what a guy,
ERIC!
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Ameriganastan » Sat Feb 09, 2019 7:37 pm
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.
Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Onocarcass wrote:Trying to change Ameri, is like trying to drag a 2 ton block of lead with your d**k.
Immoren wrote:When Ameri says something is shit it's good and when Ameri says some thing is good it's great. *nods*
by Minroz » Sun Feb 10, 2019 7:10 am
by Constaniana » Sun Feb 10, 2019 8:49 am
Ameriganastan wrote:You gonna have to use your imagination for what she looks like. Cause all you get when you image search "Pirate lady" is slutty Halloween costumes.
MInroz wrote:Hate to be the bother, didn't have time to write for this RP, busy with work. Ahem, did anything happened in the IC?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Lazarian » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:14 am
by Hanafuridake » Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:15 pm
Lazarian wrote:(A frosty boi Froenstia randomly gives stuff to)
Suriyanakhon's alt, finally found my old account's password李贽 wrote:There is nothing difficult about becoming a sage, and nothing false about transcending the world of appearances.
by Constaniana » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:01 pm
Lazarian wrote:I heard there was an order of daddy issues?
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Constaniana » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:28 pm
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
by Olthar » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:47 pm
by Olthar » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:15 pm
by Constaniana » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:18 pm
Olthar wrote:Short post, but I just wanted to make something to, at least, keep up.
Ameriganastan wrote:I work hard to think of those ludicrous Eric adventure stories, but I don't think I'd have come up with rescuing a three armed alchemist from goblin-monkeys in a million years.
Kudos.
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