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Which AN would win in a war?

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:41 pm

I saw this thread a few months ago and now its gone. I liked it and wanted it back....it pretty straight forward Just look at the Two Above nations and decided who would win a war(no allies on either side)


So I guess Ill go first


Ummm I'm guessing its a draw after about 5 years of needless death.
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Postby Kuxtor » Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:30 pm

Since there's nobody above you, I'm going to assume that the hypothetical AN would win as you have practically no military to speak of.
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Postby Hinodia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:33 am

Dabberwocky. Cliched as it is, a space empire would win over a nation that only has a national anthem to show for itself.
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Postby Scientificum » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:34 am

Dabberwocky. Space empires beat weeb empires with or without anime cliches.
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Postby Caeruleus » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:36 am

I think Scientificium has the bigger e-penor, and knows how to type things to make war seem realistic better
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Postby Valkalan » Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:43 am

Scientificum has a large material and technological advantage, therefore I'd say that they'd win.
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Postby Mioktopia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:46 am

Valkalan probably.
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Postby Frievolk » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:51 am

Valkalan, quite obviously.
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Postby The Intermarian Order » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:54 am

I'm tempted to say that Frievolk would win.
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Postby Valentine Z » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:57 am

Both are equally probable, but I will root with The Intermarian Order.

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Postby Five Nations » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:26 am

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Postby United Universal Union » Wed Feb 06, 2019 6:32 am

I'm gonna go with Valentine here...
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Postby Memenferno » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:16 am

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Postby Braussland » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:21 am

United Universal Union, but the war would be a psychological win for Memenferno who would produce endless memes about the one time UUU fucked up in the war
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Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Wed Feb 06, 2019 2:47 pm

Sorry man Memes are eternally strike one down and ten more take its place.
Memeferno would win
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Postby The Zravvisk » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:20 pm

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As far as I can tell, their enemy has no military.
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Postby Hinodia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:25 pm

The Zravvisk. Because space dragons.

Space empires winning in this thread is going to become a tired cliche fast.
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Postby The Intermarian Order » Wed Feb 06, 2019 4:53 pm

Zravvisk, unfortunately. Nothing can beat dragons with space fleet, no matter how disciplined your army is.
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Postby Aaronian » Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:07 pm

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Postby Mioktopia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:39 pm

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Postby Pangania » Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:44 pm

Mioktopia. I mean... that's a bear with an axe.
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Postby Metamen » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:04 pm

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Postby Mioktopia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:44 pm

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Postby The Zravvisk » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:41 am

Metamen, their opponents seem to still be in the 2018's while Metamen has a galactic empire.
Zravvisk is the name of our species, but other people commonly call us "Space Dragons".
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and tolerable with ketchup.
A day in the Armada isn't too different from a Star Trek episode if almost eveyone in the Federation was a dragon and spiritual.
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Postby Valentine Z » Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:45 am

It would be a close one, but ultimately, The Zravvisk has the higher ground.

Our pacifistic military is made out of "The Sixty" (actually 61, maybe) active personnel (here: viewtopic.php?f=23&t=453433&p=34883416#p34883416), along with 60 million reservists that are 240 cm tall on average.
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