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The NS Cabal #Exposed

Postby Chron » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:00 am

Okay, guys. Listen up, cuz some major tea is about to get spilled.

Everyone knows this game is controlled by a cabal. The indisputable fact of the matter, and for those who deny such a thing think that's their ticket to get in. "But, Chron," you might be wondering, "who are they and how do you know?" We all know who they are. We all see through the lies being told, but most just don't want to bother them, cuz like they got the power and stuff. I'm just here to expose this unholy combination of people that rule the game I ain't got no skin in.

"So, what?" You might ask, "It's not like you're gonna name drop people. You can't do that. You're just a nobody." Wrong. So wrong. You want a name? How bout six:

-Altino
-Bran Triune
-Imki
-Cormac
-Halo
-Elegarth
-Koth

And before you just wave me off as some conspiracy theorist nut job who doesn't understand anything about anything, is it really that hard to fathom that these six people are working together? Is it really?

So the next question is, "Well, what could they possibly want?" How bout all of the GCRs? They've already got Osi, Balder, Laz, TWP, TNP, and yes even TP. Isn't it just a little peculiar how Osi, that harbors Altino, Cormac and Koth, was the one who started that whole mess with NPO? And what purpose could that have had? They want to get their foot in the front door of a lot of places they didn't already control. NPO is just a fall guy. St Abby? Psh. No one cares about that place, except for like a few people and their mothers. It was just a way to make a victory lap for the cause.

Now you might be wondering "But Chron, Perg and Ale got dragged through the mud for the NPO thing, NPO could never have been a part of the cabal." NS NPO, no. But as soon as Ale abdicated and Perg banned himself, NS NPO got compromised by none other than LoD, puppet of Elegarth. Now, you start to see the real picture as to why NPO never admitted fault for what they did. It was a setup to get everyone to believe that NPO was not to be trusted and the only answer would have to be war. And who fulfilled this answer? Oh, look at that. Altino made another appearance. How very classy. But we're not done yet.

"Okay, but this is one instance," you may be wondering, "This doesn't prove a cabal." You're right if this was the only instance. Let's look at TNP. How are they even on this thing if none of the cabal members are in there? And the answer is, would they really need to be? I mean, they're basically just a bunch of old farts or young kids, not that hard to control either of them if you just have one connection in there. Oh, what is this? Ark, puppet of Halo, was in this region for a while? How very interesting. Perhaps people should question why he was in there for that time. Very suspicious given the whole Laz thing.

"Twice is just a coincidence, Chron. It's not like they have tried to take over any other times." Oh, really? They've done it twice in two regions in fact. TSP and TEP. Remember Yuno? Yuno, puppet of Altino, was in these two regions. Real reason she got kicked out: she was gonna coup them both for herself and both the regions and the cabal didn't like that. So, now, as all cabals have, they're moving on to plan b. TSP is getting subtly handled by none other than Serres, puppet of Altino, madame Nineteen Lights' irl husband. And who is Nineteen Lights? Ope, looks like it's Lynx, Altino's puppet and daughter. They're waiting patiently cuz some dude is bffs with an alleged creep or smth idk and he has like all the power in the region. Point is they're getting everything ready to pounce on TSP and TEP.

"Well, this is getting more and more weird, but surely TWP can't be in on this? Like, they're all about sovereignty and stuff. They wouldn't allow some foreign power to come in and control it." Oh, shoot. I guess you're right. My theory is in ruins now- Except. Hold on a sec. Wasn't Altino in TWP leading their military? Hasn't Elegarth been there since like forever? And now Halo is the delegate, but then was a guardian. Interesting. Altino leaves TWP to become pharoah of Osiris. Then Halo gets coronated as delegate of TWP. Then Elegarth makes his puppet Emperor of NS NPO... One. After. Another... Ain't it interesting how they operate in broad daylight?

And now you ask, "This is all well and good, Chron, but I'm not seeing the connection between the people you've mentioned so far and the people left out. Like how is Imki and Bran Triune, of all people, fit into this cabal?" Imki was leader of the military in TSP when Nineteen Lights, aka Lynx, was also a part of it. Altino and Imki serve as admins on the nsgp discord. Then Imki became the delegate of Lazarus. These are not coincidences. Bran you may think of as a quiet person, but really he's the "silent partner" of the delegacy of Balder, making all the decisions. Bran was invited into the cabal through Imki, Altino, and Koth, supporting this decision.

Where does this leave us? Oh, right. Cormac and Koth. Pfft. Easy. Osi. Otherwise Altino would've never been made pharoah.

Beware of this cabal. Beware of anyone close with them. These guys will lie, cheat and manipulate themselves into your region. The APC is a machination of this cabal to seep into regions and take control of them. Watch them. Watch them like hawks. Watch where they move and where they go to and who replaces them, because they do not let go of power so easily.

Believe me, or not. It's up to you. Just don't say I didn't call it.

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Postby New Rogernomics » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:07 am

Not sure if this is a legit conspiracy theory, or some really bizarre joke.
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Postby Armaros » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:08 am

Finally, someone dared to speak up against the cabal! Now that their plot is uncovered, they will soon be broken of their power!

(P.S. where is Ivan in all of this?)

EDIT: why did you leave out the evil cabalist Tubbymind tho?
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Postby Fecaw » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:09 am

Who are you a puppet of?

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Postby Treadwellia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:09 am

This is as unusual as the post that said I was that Grub guy.

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Postby Salvarity » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:09 am

But who is the mastermind behind it all?

I blame Lynxi
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Postby Ryccia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:18 am

...What in the world are you high on.











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Postby New Rogernomics » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:18 am

Fecaw wrote:Who are you a puppet of?
Since this is a conspiracy, why not one of the Cabal? They hide the real conspiracy by creating an unbelievable conspiracy thread. Then no one could suspect the Cabal.
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Postby Treadwellia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:20 am

Salvarity wrote:But who is the mastermind behind it all?

I blame Lynxi


Not the Tubby One?

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Postby Lugus Triune » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:24 am

A cabal so secretive, I didn't even realize I was part of it :o
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Postby Salvarity » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:24 am

Treadwellia wrote:
Salvarity wrote:But who is the mastermind behind it all?

I blame Lynxi


Not the Tubby One?


Go away Grub, you're retired.
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Postby Pierconium » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:25 am

Armaros wrote:Finally, someone dared to speak up against the cabal! Now that their plot is uncovered, they will soon be broken of their power!

(P.S. where is Ivan in all of this?)

EDIT: why did you leave out the evil cabalist Tubbymind tho?

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Postby Cormactopia Prime » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:27 am

What... the hell?

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Postby Treadwellia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:28 am

Salvarity wrote:
Treadwellia wrote:
Not the Tubby One?


Go away Grub, you're retired.

Sad Tubby.

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Postby New Rogernomics » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:28 am

Pierconium wrote:
Armaros wrote:Finally, someone dared to speak up against the cabal! Now that their plot is uncovered, they will soon be broken of their power!

(P.S. where is Ivan in all of this?)

EDIT: why did you leave out the evil cabalist Tubbymind tho?

They all answer to me.
Well that is a bit boring. Why not Cthulhu?
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Postby Lordren » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:30 am

This is the CLEAREST case of controlled opposition I have ever seen!

Everyone knows Bran is the one in charge of everything.

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Postby Armaros » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:33 am

New Rogernomics wrote:
Pierconium wrote:They all answer to me.
Well that is a bit boring. Why not Cthulhu?

Ivan is Cthulhu's high priest, duh.
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Postby Treadwellia » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:33 am

Lordren wrote:This is the CLEAREST case of controlled opposition I have ever seen!

Everyone knows Bran is the one in charge of everything.

Bran as in muffins?

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Postby Airengard » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:38 am

If it is puppets all the way down... Then are we all just Max Barry?
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Postby Galiantus III » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:41 am

At best, a conspiracy theory that holds no water. At worst, an attempt by the NPO (or NPO sympathizer) to destroy the APC.

You think, "well Galiantus, how do you know this is Chron's goal?". Well obviously the only way to take heat off the NPO is to throw out a conspiracy theory much more wild than what was proven about the NPO and hope it sticks. Think about what he's saying here: there is a conspiracy against all of gameplay, and that conspiracy leads the movement against the NPO. Why bring LoD into this? Because it paints all the GCRs as victims of the conspiracy, and is a desperate attempt to lure everyone else into trusting the NPO again.

I can come up with conspiracy theories too, Chron. It's not that hard. :p
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Postby Malphe » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:43 am

Treadwellia wrote:
Lordren wrote:This is the CLEAREST case of controlled opposition I have ever seen!

Everyone knows Bran is the one in charge of everything.

Bran as in muffins?

Easy mistake to make but no. I tried it and they tasted horrible.
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Postby Airengard » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:44 am

Galiantus III wrote:At best, a conspiracy theory that holds no water. At worst, an attempt by the NPO (or NPO sympathizer) to destroy the APC.

You think, "well Galiantus, how do you know this is Chron's goal?". Well obviously the only way to take heat off the NPO is to throw out a conspiracy theory much more wild than what was proven about the NPO and hope it sticks. Think about what he's saying here: there is a conspiracy against all of gameplay, and that conspiracy leads the movement against the NPO. Why bring LoD into this? Because it paints all the GCRs as victims of the conspiracy, and is a desperate attempt to lure everyone else into trusting the NPO again.

I can come up with conspiracy theories too, Chron. It's not that hard. :p

Mate, not everything is an NPO conspiracy, sheesh. We're as baffled as you all are by this. Do take off the tin foil hat, makes you look as bad as him.
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Postby Altinsane » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:47 am

Pierconium wrote:
Armaros wrote:Finally, someone dared to speak up against the cabal! Now that their plot is uncovered, they will soon be broken of their power!

(P.S. where is Ivan in all of this?)

EDIT: why did you leave out the evil cabalist Tubbymind tho?

They all answer to me.

Yeah right, Nerdzilla. They still answer to me, I'm just your alt. :p

Fecaw wrote:Who are you a puppet of?


Probably Badger, that dirty traitor.


Also omg Chronspiracy strikes again. Lol. Sorry to all now exposed Cabalists. Something something nefarious revenge.
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