[TITLE] How to Choose the Chosen One?
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] communism and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] communism and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[TITLE] How to Choose the Chosen One?
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] communism and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "There could be an opportunity here," opines @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Why don't we make this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] children are viewed as a jinx
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] communism and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "There could be an opportunity here," opines @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Why don't we make this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] children are viewed as a jinx
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[TITLE] How to Choose the Chosen One?
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "I sense an opportunity here," opines your Propaganda Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Why don't we make @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything ever goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] children are viewed as a jinx OR government break-times have been increased
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] the party and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. Also, I don't much fancy being @@LEADER@@'s lackey. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ wipes blood from @@HIS@@ hands that may explain the screams you heard earlier coming from the basement. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "I sense an opportunity here," opines your Propaganda Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Why don't we make @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything ever goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] children are viewed as a jinx OR government break-times have been increased
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] the party and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it. And I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now. Also, I don't much fancy being @@LEADER@@'s lackey. And I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[TITLE] How to Choose the Chosen One?
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ helps @@HIM@@self to one of the biscuits on your desk. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "I sense an opportunity here," opines your Propaganda Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ trips up on the carpet, then looks accusingly at your interns. "Why don't we make @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything ever goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] government break-times have been increased
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] the party and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it… and I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now… also, I don't much fancy being @@LEADER@@'s lackey… and I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more
[DESCRIPTION] The people of South-West @@NAME@@, a minority endemic population and who follow the Yellowist religion, have proclaimed eight year old @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME@@ as their new Spiritual Advisor. Your inner-circle are worried that these people are showing too much devotion to Yellowism and not enough loyalty to yourself and the party.
[VALIDITY] dictatorship and low religious freedom
[OPTION] "These south-west @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ have always been troublesome," declares @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Head of Security, as @@HE@@ helps @@HIM@@self to one of the biscuits on your desk. "We should kidnap this @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ child and keep @@HIM(1)@@ hidden forever, locked up in a corner of @@NAME@@ where no one will ever find @@HIM(1)@@. Then, we install our own Spiritual Advisor, one who is a pure @@DEMONYM@@ and loyal to the state. Force these South-Westerners to follow our chosen child deity, and if they refuse – shoot them!"
[FLAG] enacts capital punishment
[EFFECT] children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened
[OPTION] "They certainly are troublesome," agrees General @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, pushing your security chief out of the way with @@HIS@@ parade-stick. "However, kidnapping a child seems a bit extreme, even for me! I suggest we give a financial incentive for a wave of pure-bred @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to move into the South-West region, then our way of doing things will dominate that area. Let them have their Spiritual Advisor, as @@HE(1)@@ will have to go to school with a bunch of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ and get taught by a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ teacher. @@HE(1)@@'ll soon come round to our way of life – and the rest will follow."
[EFFECT] cinemas only show films of wild savages attacking brave frontiersmen
[OPTION] "I sense an opportunity here," opines your Propaganda Minister, @@RANDOMNAME@@, as @@HE@@ trips up on the carpet, then looks accusingly at your interns. "Why don't we make @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@ your official Spiritual Advisor, @@LEADER@@? The Yellowites will then follow your every command without question and their troublesome behaviour will be a thing of the past. Not only that, but if anything ever goes wrong here in @@NAME@@, we can blame it on the kid!"
[EFFECT] government break-times have been increased
[OPTION] "Can't you leave us alone?" demands @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Spiritual Leader of the South-West people. "For centuries we have followed Yellowism and worshipped our Spiritual Advisors. You can force @@HIM(1)@@ to learn your language, or even kidnap @@HIM(1)@@, but we will never bow to your demands nor change who we are. Get out of the South-West, or a rebellion beckons!"
[EFFECT] the party and religion have become the strangest of bedfellows
[OPTION] "Umm… has anyone asked me what I want?" enquires @@RANDOMFIRSTNAME(1)@@, who has been playing with @@HIS(1)@@ toys in the corner the whole time. "I don't really want to be the Spiritual Advisor; my mum said I have to be it… and I don't want to change schools; I like the classmates I have now… also, I don't much fancy being @@LEADER@@'s lackey… and I really don't want to be kidnapped. I just want to play with my friends. Can't you just let kids be kids and keep us out of your adult arguments?"
[EFFECT] no one tells their son 'you're the man of the house' any more