April 12, 1991
Bar offering free champagne to anyone who can beat GF3D. • Minesweeper 2 sales drop after Snake releases in Texas. • Upon landing in Mbale, ex-president's first words are reported to have been "I think I have Malaria".United Fruit Defeats Government
Barnetia's coup, albeit mostly bloodless, has created a sense of disunity over the nation. However, head of United Brands Zamuel Semmuray aims to fix that. Leading a nationalistic coalition of students, generals, and his company, he has seized the nations for his own, with the previous government escaping to Mbale. Immediately Zemmuray sprung into action, outing old government employees and replacing them with loyalists or more intelligent ones. He has sent the military to hole off any agrarian resistence, and had instituted libertarian policies, such as shifting the nation towards business and development and cutting taxes. In order to appease the public he has added some basic services for the people and his workers, however the future remains to be seen.
Written By: Hector Ocasio-Cortez